The NSV Bible: New Sitchin Version
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
Date: 19 Jan 2005 21:56:20 GMT
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Palestinian author and self-proclaimed world's top language expert with a
degree in Economics, Zecariah Sitchin, has today announced the publication of
his own translation of The Bible, newly transcribed from various Babylonian and
Akkadian fragments that only Mr. Sitchin is able to read and interpret
correctly. New understanding of Mr. Sitchin's works will be reviled by
reptilian offspring and hailed by believers from all around this globe and
possibly others. Here's a special preview:
"Celebrate the Feast of Rocketships for seven days after you have gathered the
produce of your threshing floor and your rocket fuel distillery. Be joyful at
your Feast of Rocketships, you, your sons and daughters, your reptilian
menservants and reptilian maidservants, and the Levites, the aliens, the
fatherless and the widows who live in your towns. For seven days celebrate the
Feast to the Twelfth Planet at the place the An will choose. For the An will
bless you in all your harvest of rocket fuel and in all the work of nuclear
physics and interplanetary travel, and shield you from the power of a nuclear
blast. Do not set up any rocketships from other planets beside the rocketship
of An, and do not erect an intercontinental nuclear-tipped missile, for these
things An hates."
ooOOoo
Daily Affirmation:
No matter what new depths to which my life may fall,
I may always take solace in the fact
that I will never be found refining a puppet act.
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 09:32:30 -0500
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In article <20050119165620.04844.00000118@mb-m25.aol.com>, AssCo Assc
wrote:
> Palestinian author and self-proclaimed world's top language expert with a
> degree in Economics, Zecariah Sitchin, has today announced the publication of
> his own translation of The Bible, newly transcribed from various Babylonian
> and
> Akkadian fragments that only Mr. Sitchin is able to read and interpret
> correctly. New understanding of Mr. Sitchin's works will be reviled by
> reptilian offspring and hailed by believers from all around this globe and
> possibly others. Here's a special preview:
>
> "Celebrate the Feast of Rocketships for seven days after you have gathered the
> produce of your threshing floor and your rocket fuel distillery. Be joyful at
> your Feast of Rocketships, you, your sons and daughters, your reptilian
> menservants and reptilian maidservants, and the Levites, the aliens, the
> fatherless and the widows who live in your towns. For seven days celebrate the
> Feast to the Twelfth Planet at the place the An will choose. For the An will
> bless you in all your harvest of rocket fuel and in all the work of nuclear
> physics and interplanetary travel, and shield you from the power of a nuclear
> blast. Do not set up any rocketships from other planets beside the rocketship
> of An, and do not erect an intercontinental nuclear-tipped missile, for these
> things An hates."
>
I just read that Sitchin wanted to advertise this new Bible in Rolling
Stone, and had paid for it, but the magazine staff reconsidered and
have refused to print the ad!
I think WE know who's gone Lizard.
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Correspondent:: Reverend Kenny <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam>
Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 20:12:32 -0500
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> In article <20050119165620.04844.00000118@mb-m25.aol.com>, AssCo Assc
> wrote:
>
>
>>Palestinian author and self-proclaimed world's top language expert with a
>>degree in Economics, Zecariah Sitchin, has today announced the publication of
>>his own translation of The Bible, newly transcribed from various Babylonian
>>and
>>Akkadian fragments that only Mr. Sitchin is able to read and interpret
>>correctly. New understanding of Mr. Sitchin's works will be reviled by
>>reptilian offspring and hailed by believers from all around this globe and
>>possibly others. Here's a special preview:
>>
>>"Celebrate the Feast of Rocketships for seven days after you have gathered the
>>produce of your threshing floor and your rocket fuel distillery. Be joyful at
>>your Feast of Rocketships, you, your sons and daughters, your reptilian
>>menservants and reptilian maidservants, and the Levites, the aliens, the
>>fatherless and the widows who live in your towns. For seven days celebrate the
>>Feast to the Twelfth Planet at the place the An will choose. For the An will
>>bless you in all your harvest of rocket fuel and in all the work of nuclear
>>physics and interplanetary travel, and shield you from the power of a nuclear
>>blast. Do not set up any rocketships from other planets beside the rocketship
>>of An, and do not erect an intercontinental nuclear-tipped missile, for these
>>things An hates."
>>
>
>
>
> I just read that Sitchin wanted to advertise this new Bible in Rolling
> Stone, and had paid for it, but the magazine staff reconsidered and
> have refused to print the ad!
>
> I think WE know who's gone Lizard.
>
Thank you! Someone who understands Sitchin like I do. LOL!
--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny
"A computer without Microsoft is like chocolate cake without mustard"
-Anothermouse
Correspondent:: "Rev Magdalen"
Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2005 16:34:18 -0500
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AssCo Assc wrote:
> Palestinian author and self-proclaimed world's top language expert
> with a degree in Economics, Zecariah Sitchin, has today announced the
> publication of his own translation of The Bible, newly transcribed
> from various Babylonian and Akkadian fragments that only Mr. Sitchin
> is able to read and interpret correctly.
Where can I buy this??? I MUST have this!!
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2005 21:43:29 GMT
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"Rev Magdalen" wrote:
>AssCo Assc wrote:
>> Palestinian author and self-proclaimed world's top language expert
>> with a degree in Economics, Zecariah Sitchin, has today announced the
>> publication of his own translation of The Bible, newly transcribed
>> from various Babylonian and Akkadian fragments that only Mr. Sitchin
>> is able to read and interpret correctly.
>
>Where can I buy this??? I MUST have this!!
>
>
Send $30!
to:
Del Rio, Texas!