Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
Date: 19 Jan 2005 22:22:14 GMT
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<< Now that's a might fine woman, but let's face it, this version of
Connie looks too much like Dobbs himself for masturbatory comfort.
No, we need a one true Conniehead. One from the same or similar source
as the original Dobbshead. >>
I have yet to, ahem, come upon one.
ooOOoo
Daily Affirmation:
No matter what new depths to which my life may fall,
I may always take solace in the fact
that I will never be found refining a puppet act.
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Wed, 19 Jan 2005 21:32:00 -0500
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In article <20050119172214.04844.00000121@mb-m25.aol.com>, AssCo Assc
wrote:
> << Now that's a might fine woman, but let's face it, this version of
> Connie looks too much like Dobbs himself for masturbatory comfort.
Well, yeah.
>
> No, we need a one true Conniehead. One from the same or similar source
> as the original Dobbshead. >>
>
> I have yet to, ahem, come upon one.
>
I have been poring through old nudist magazine scans for literally
YEARS and I have still not found THE PERFECT Connie! Oh, you said
Yellow Pages clip art books. Hmmm. Dr. Philo Drummond has an
unbesmirched copy of the original whole BOOK of clip art which birthed
the Dobbshead -- it even contains The One True Virgin Dobbshead, the
one that has never been duplicated, the opposite of the one in the
Foundation headquarters, which is the Father of All Other Known
Dobbsheads.
It has in fact been SUGGESTED that these two Dobbsheads, the Unsullied
Virgin and the All-Befucked Mattressback, together form "The Twins" of
"Scissors of Sight" prophecy.
But to get back on to Connie.
You know as well as I do how elusive that perfect image has been, how
controversial every attempt to nail her becomes. It may be that
Connie's capricious and ever-changing nature precludes any froozen
fixed image of her. Whereas Dobbs' grin never varies, Connie's hairdo
changes drastically by the hour.
NONETHELESS! We MUST KEEP SEARCHING!
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
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SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0" Date: Wed, 19 Jan 2005 20:41:22 -0700
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>
> I have been poring through old nudist magazine
> scans for literally YEARS and I have still not
> found THE PERFECT Connie!
The mere vision of THE PERFECT Connie would prolly
instantly fry your brain like, well...like a brain
that had been instantly fried.
And then you would melt like the Nazis in Raiders
of the Lost Ark.
So as a kind of safety mechanism, Connie avatars
one little facet of herself into some female when
she feels like it, and takes her over, enhancing
one element of the female's inner Connie nature for
a short time. Which would explain a lot of behavior,
such as asking their boyfriend or husband "Do you
still think I'm fat?", while holding a blunt object
in a menacing manner.
--
"Money can't buy you happiness,
but when you're poor, you can't
buy shit, and nobody will loan
you happiness."
--nu-monet
Correspondent:: IMBJR Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 16:33:28 +0000
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On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 21:32:00 -0500, in reply to "Rev. Ivan Stang"
:
>In article <20050119172214.04844.00000121@mb-m25.aol.com>, AssCo Assc
> wrote:
>
>> << Now that's a might fine woman, but let's face it, this version of
>> Connie looks too much like Dobbs himself for masturbatory comfort.
>
>Well, yeah.
>
>>
>> No, we need a one true Conniehead. One from the same or similar source
>> as the original Dobbshead. >>
>>
>> I have yet to, ahem, come upon one.
>>
>
>I have been poring through old nudist magazine scans for literally
>YEARS and I have still not found THE PERFECT Connie! Oh, you said
>Yellow Pages clip art books. Hmmm. Dr. Philo Drummond has an
>unbesmirched copy of the original whole BOOK of clip art which birthed
>the Dobbshead -- it even contains The One True Virgin Dobbshead, the
>one that has never been duplicated, the opposite of the one in the
>Foundation headquarters, which is the Father of All Other Known
>Dobbsheads.
>
>It has in fact been SUGGESTED that these two Dobbsheads, the Unsullied
>Virgin and the All-Befucked Mattressback, together form "The Twins" of
>"Scissors of Sight" prophecy.
I didn't realise there were two masters!
>
>But to get back on to Connie.
>
>You know as well as I do how elusive that perfect image has been, how
>controversial every attempt to nail her becomes. It may be that
>Connie's capricious and ever-changing nature precludes any froozen
>fixed image of her. Whereas Dobbs' grin never varies, Connie's hairdo
>changes drastically by the hour.
>
>NONETHELESS! We MUST KEEP SEARCHING!
Indeedy. I've been looking at some old beer adverts and magazine
covers. I've got a psychotic Connie model lined up.
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 20 Jan 2005 19:39:47 GMT
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>I have been poring through old nudist magazine scans for literally
>YEARS and I have still not found THE PERFECT Connie! Oh, you said
>Yellow Pages clip art books. Hmmm. Dr. Philo Drummond has an
>unbesmirched copy of the original whole BOOK of clip art which birthed
>the Dobbshead -- it even contains The One True Virgin Dobbshead, the
>one that has never been duplicated, the opposite of the one in the
>Foundation headquarters, which is the Father of All Other Known
>Dobbsheads.
I always imagined Penny Singleton as the Proto-Connie.
Or realy, any of the 1940's Blond Pin-Up Girls that made many of our fine
fighting men go blind and have to shave their palms in the war.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one kneeeeeeew
He was a mongoloid!
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 12:01:19 -0800
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
> But to get back on to Connie.
>
> You know as well as I do how elusive that perfect image has been, how
> controversial every attempt to nail her becomes. It may be that
> Connie's capricious and ever-changing nature precludes any froozen
> fixed image of her. Whereas Dobbs' grin never varies, Connie's hairdo
> changes drastically by the hour.
>
> NONETHELESS! We MUST KEEP SEARCHING!
>
Connie, being the Perfect Woman, naturally exists ONLY IN YOUR MIND.
The only thing that can come close to making her real is the eternal
unending pointless SEARCH for Connie. The face of "Bob" existed as a
physical reality before anyone knew he was "Bob." The face of Connie is
eternally non-existent, always in the unfinished process of becoming
existent. We can only APPROXIMATE the face of Connie over and over
again. Just as the Connies of Hinduism have a thousand variant forms,
yet are all still only manifestations of the One Connie, so the Connies
of the SubGenius are all equally manifestations of Her.
The closest approximation I ever found is on some of the little tracts I
made a few decades ago, the tiny face of Nurse Connie, and the image of
the Lawn Mowing Connie, and I was then free to stop looking. To me, the
significant feature of the True Face of Connie is her NOSELESSNESS, a
nostril dot or shadow triangle at most.
Correspondent:: "Kevin Cunningham" Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 20:11:41 GMT
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"nenslo" wrote in message
news:41F00E0E.CA7D2B3D@yahoox.com...
> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>>
>> But to get back on to Connie.
>>
>> You know as well as I do how elusive that perfect image has been, how
>> controversial every attempt to nail her becomes. It may be that
>> Connie's capricious and ever-changing nature precludes any froozen
>> fixed image of her. Whereas Dobbs' grin never varies, Connie's hairdo
>> changes drastically by the hour.
>>
>> NONETHELESS! We MUST KEEP SEARCHING!
>>
>
> Connie, being the Perfect Woman, naturally exists ONLY IN YOUR MIND.
> The only thing that can come close to making her real is the eternal
> unending pointless SEARCH for Connie. The face of "Bob" existed as a
> physical reality before anyone knew he was "Bob." The face of Connie is
> eternally non-existent, always in the unfinished process of becoming
> existent. We can only APPROXIMATE the face of Connie over and over
> again. Just as the Connies of Hinduism have a thousand variant forms,
> yet are all still only manifestations of the One Connie, so the Connies
> of the SubGenius are all equally manifestations of Her.
>
> The closest approximation I ever found is on some of the little tracts I
> made a few decades ago, the tiny face of Nurse Connie, and the image of
> the Lawn Mowing Connie, and I was then free to stop looking. To me, the
> significant feature of the True Face of Connie is her NOSELESSNESS, a
> nostril dot or shadow triangle at most.
Rev. Nenslo, HA!!! Your wrong!!!! In String Theory, or Super String Theory
(Iron Super Fantastic String Theory in Japanese) there are at least 13
seperate dimensions including time. IN EACH DIMENSION THERE IS A "CONNIE"
AND BOB. Since each can go to each dimension there will be a lot of fucking
when they all get together.
Rev. Dr. Junior Mints
Anti-Pope of Atlanta
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 14:00:53 -0800
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On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 12:01:19 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>The closest approximation I ever found is on some of the little tracts I
>made a few decades ago, the tiny face of Nurse Connie, and the image of
>the Lawn Mowing Connie, and I was then free to stop looking. To me, the
>significant feature of the True Face of Connie is her NOSELESSNESS, a
>nostril dot or shadow triangle at most.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Warning - this message is not FDA approved for use as a flotation
device.
Correspondent:: Pope Phil Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 23:07:07 +0000 (UTC)
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nenslo wrote:
>>
>
>
> Connie, being the Perfect Woman, naturally exists ONLY IN YOUR MIND.
and, indeed, she'd look different every time you saw her. the same with all REAL wimmin
Correspondent:: "Assco" Date: 20 Jan 2005 15:41:34 -0800
Correspondent:: "End x Art" Date: 20 Jan 2005 13:47:54 -0800
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Ivan Stang said,
>>It has in fact been SUGGESTED that these two Dobbsheads, the
Unsullied
Virgin and the All-Befucked Mattressback, together form "The Twins" of
"Scissors of Sight" prophecy.<<
TweedleDee: "We're the MORON TWINS!" guhguhguh
TweedleDum: *snark* "We're not *really* twins."