The Presidential Inauguration
Correspondent:: "Modemac"
Date: 20 Jan 2005 04:43:57 -0800
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At noon today, the President of the United States will be sworn in for
his second term in office. His inaugural address will last for
seventeen minutes, and the theme of the speech will be "liberty abroad
means liberty at home." The President will lay out his plans for the
next four years.
The President will wear a black suit with a navy blue tie, tied three
times in a Windsor knot. He will have a manicure, with a medicinal
clear gel over a paper cut on the third finger of his hand. His
underwear will be a size too small because it gives him an erection,
almost as much as prayer does.
At five minutes and twenty seconds into his speech, the President will
cough twice and then continue without apology. His nose will run a
bit, though no one will notice and the TV cameras will be careful not
to focus on it.
The weather will be clear, cold, and cloudless. Wind speed will be
nine miles her hour. A crowd of 786,245 will attend the inaugural
ceremony, while NBC will carry the highest TV ratings.
Now all we need to do is wait for the actual speech.
Correspondent:: los misterios no reclamados
Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 13:43:34 GMT
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Modemac wrote:
> At noon today, the President of the United States will be sworn in for
> his second term in office. His inaugural address will last for
> seventeen minutes, and the theme of the speech will be "liberty abroad
> means liberty at home." The President will lay out his plans for the
> next four years.
>
> The President will wear a black suit with a navy blue tie, tied three
> times in a Windsor knot. He will have a manicure, with a medicinal
> clear gel over a paper cut on the third finger of his hand. His
> underwear will be a size too small because it gives him an erection,
> almost as much as prayer does.
>
> At five minutes and twenty seconds into his speech, the President will
> cough twice and then continue without apology. His nose will run a
> bit, though no one will notice and the TV cameras will be careful not
> to focus on it.
>
> The weather will be clear, cold, and cloudless. Wind speed will be
> nine miles her hour. A crowd of 786,245 will attend the inaugural
> ceremony, while NBC will carry the highest TV ratings.
> Now all we need to do is wait for the actual speech.
>
And then, he'll transform into a 40-foot tall, NITRO BURNING, FIRE
BREATHING, CAR CRUSHING RO-BOT!
--
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Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 08:30:17 -0700
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los misterios no reclamados wrote:
> Modemac wrote:
>
>> At noon today, the President of the United States will be sworn in for
>> his second term in office. His inaugural address will last for
>> seventeen minutes, and the theme of the speech will be "liberty abroad
>> means liberty at home." The President will lay out his plans for the
>> next four years.
>>
>> The President will wear a black suit with a navy blue tie, tied three
>> times in a Windsor knot. He will have a manicure, with a medicinal
>> clear gel over a paper cut on the third finger of his hand. His
>> underwear will be a size too small because it gives him an erection,
>> almost as much as prayer does.
>>
>> At five minutes and twenty seconds into his speech, the President will
>> cough twice and then continue without apology. His nose will run a
>> bit, though no one will notice and the TV cameras will be careful not
>> to focus on it.
>>
>> The weather will be clear, cold, and cloudless. Wind speed will be
>> nine miles her hour. A crowd of 786,245 will attend the inaugural
>> ceremony, while NBC will carry the highest TV ratings.
>> Now all we need to do is wait for the actual speech.
>>
>
> And then, he'll transform into a 40-foot tall, NITRO BURNING, FIRE
> BREATHING, CAR CRUSHING RO-BOT!
Well, DUH!!!
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 10:58:18 -0500
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In article <1106225037.639897.275000@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
Modemac wrote:
> At noon today, the President of the United States will be sworn in for
> his second term in office. His inaugural address will last for
> seventeen minutes, and the theme of the speech will be "liberty abroad
> means liberty at home." The President will lay out his plans for the
> next four years.
>
> The President will wear a black suit with a navy blue tie, tied three
> times in a Windsor knot. He will have a manicure, with a medicinal
> clear gel over a paper cut on the third finger of his hand. His
> underwear will be a size too small because it gives him an erection,
> almost as much as prayer does.
>
> At five minutes and twenty seconds into his speech, the President will
> cough twice and then continue without apology. His nose will run a
> bit, though no one will notice and the TV cameras will be careful not
> to focus on it.
>
> The weather will be clear, cold, and cloudless. Wind speed will be
> nine miles her hour. A crowd of 786,245 will attend the inaugural
> ceremony, while NBC will carry the highest TV ratings.
> Now all we need to do is wait for the actual speech.
>
This is like the END of a Stephen King novel.
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Correspondent:: endus
Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 11:44:59 -0500
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On 20 Jan 2005 04:43:57 -0800, "Modemac" wrote:
>His nose will run a
>bit, though no one will notice and the TV cameras will be careful not
>to focus on it.
I bet he caught a "cold" when he was shoveling snow off Laura's tits
in the lincoln bedroom. But hey, I'm not going to begrudge someone of
his talents a few small vices. How many people do you know who can be
the Worst President In the History of the united states, get relected
by by a margin thinner than a fly's cock and then call it a mandate to
keep pissing on everyone's civil rights for another 4 years? I can
only think or 3 or 4 off hand. I mean that shit takes a kind of
superhuman talent and energy that you can only get from the
extracurricular substances.
--
endus at endus dot com
The hippies are a menace in the form of an anachronism,
a noisy reminder of values gone sour and warped...of the
painful contradictions in a society conceived as a monument
to "human freedom" and "individual rights," a nation in
which all men are supposedly "created free and equal"...a
nation that any thinking hippy will insist has become a
fear-oriented "warfare state" that can no longer afford
to tolerate even the minor aberrations that go along
with "individual freedom". -Hunter S. Thompson
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 10:17:25 -0800
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On 20 Jan 2005 04:43:57 -0800, "Modemac" wrote:
>His inaugural address will last for
>seventeen minutes, and the theme of the speech will be "liberty abroad
>means liberty at home."
I love how the same man can burble about "liberty and freedom" in one
breath while simultaneously working to suppress people's freedom to
worship (or not worship) as they see fit, use drugs, have sex the way
they feel like, speak out politically as they see fit, or for that
matter do anything that a reactionary, straight-laced, white
republican would not be comfortable doing.
"Liberty" apparently doesn't mean liberty. "Liberty and freedom" are
thrown around as synonyms for "American political domination" and most
of the places you see Bush and his supporters using them, you could
substitute the latter for the former and what he's saying would make a
lot more sense. It might be a little less stirring though.
They are words used meaninglessly because they sound good. They are
like the big red S on Superman's chest, it doesn't mean anything, but
my, isn't it grand?
They REPRESENT everything that makes America great. But in the mouths
of the robotic right, they don't MEAN anything.
--
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I remember when you were a robust Swedish
lumberjack and I was a mesmerizing Samoan girl with fine chocolate
hips. Look at us now, such a shame.
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Correspondent:: yuunk
Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 13:41:20 -0500
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In article , Zapanaz
says...
> On 20 Jan 2005 04:43:57 -0800, "Modemac" wrote:
>
> >His inaugural address will last for
> >seventeen minutes, and the theme of the speech will be "liberty abroad
> >means liberty at home."
>
> I love how the same man can burble about "liberty and freedom" in one
> breath while simultaneously working to suppress people's freedom to
> worship (or not worship) as they see fit, use drugs, have sex the way
> they feel like, speak out politically as they see fit, or for that
> matter do anything that a reactionary, straight-laced, white
> republican would not be comfortable doing.
>
> "Liberty" apparently doesn't mean liberty. "Liberty and freedom" are
> thrown around as synonyms for "American political domination" and most
> of the places you see Bush and his supporters using them, you could
> substitute the latter for the former and what he's saying would make a
> lot more sense.
Liberty == liberals == bad; therefore, freedom (synonym for liberty) is
also bad.
You're not a true American unless you're a fear-mongering, war happy,
wasteful asshole who worships both God and money.
Correspondent:: purple
Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 16:25:39 -0500
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On 1/20/05 1:17 PM, in article ftsvu0dpoqf1kthmtopqf4odkqn764v03h@4ax.com,
"Zapanaz" wrote:
> On 20 Jan 2005 04:43:57 -0800, "Modemac" wrote:
>
>> His inaugural address will last for
>> seventeen minutes, and the theme of the speech will be "liberty abroad
>> means liberty at home."
>
> I love how the same man can burble about "liberty and freedom" in one
> breath while simultaneously working to suppress people's freedom to
> worship (or not worship) as they see fit, use drugs, have sex the way
> they feel like, speak out politically as they see fit, or for that
> matter do anything that a reactionary, straight-laced, white
> republican would not be comfortable doing.
>
> "Liberty" apparently doesn't mean liberty. "Liberty and freedom" are
> thrown around as synonyms for "American political domination" and most
> of the places you see Bush and his supporters using them, you could
> substitute the latter for the former and what he's saying would make a
> lot more sense. It might be a little less stirring though.
>
> They are words used meaninglessly because they sound good. They are
> like the big red S on Superman's chest, it doesn't mean anything, but
> my, isn't it grand?
>
> They REPRESENT everything that makes America great. But in the mouths
> of the robotic right, they don't MEAN anything.
>
See?! You don't have a clue. Best study me.
The Great Bob Dobbs
Correspondent:: endus
Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 16:47:13 -0500
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On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 10:17:25 -0800, Zapanaz
wrote:
> "Liberty and freedom" are
>thrown around as synonyms for "American political domination"
Exactly. What really chaps my ass is that they go around blasting
everyone with the classic conservative high and mighty routine when
they aren't even being consistent with their own stated values. It's
fucking pathetic that they're allowed to get away with this level of
hypocrisy and people still support them. they are neither fiscally
nor socially conservative, but that doesn't matter to the brainwashed
masses as much as labels do.
--
endus at endus dot com
The hippies are a menace in the form of an anachronism,
a noisy reminder of values gone sour and warped...of the
painful contradictions in a society conceived as a monument
to "human freedom" and "individual rights," a nation in
which all men are supposedly "created free and equal"...a
nation that any thinking hippy will insist has become a
fear-oriented "warfare state" that can no longer afford
to tolerate even the minor aberrations that go along
with "individual freedom". -Hunter S. Thompson
Correspondent:: purple
Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 17:38:07 -0500
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On 1/20/05 4:47 PM, in article oj90v05nb9su4gdsodb89bigvnh3d0to23@4ax.com,
"endus" wrote:
> On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 10:17:25 -0800, Zapanaz
> wrote:
>
>> "Liberty and freedom" are
>> thrown around as synonyms for "American political domination"
>
> Exactly. What really chaps my ass is that they go around blasting
> everyone with the classic conservative high and mighty routine when
> they aren't even being consistent with their own stated values. It's
> fucking pathetic that they're allowed to get away with this level of
> hypocrisy and people still support them. they are neither fiscally
> nor socially conservative, but that doesn't matter to the brainwashed
> masses as much as labels do.
You're not too perceptive yourself, are you?!
The Great Bob Dobbs
Correspondent:: endus
Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 18:22:09 -0500
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On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 17:38:07 -0500, purple
wrote:
>On 1/20/05 4:47 PM, in article oj90v05nb9su4gdsodb89bigvnh3d0to23@4ax.com,
>"endus" wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 10:17:25 -0800, Zapanaz
>> wrote:
>>
>>> "Liberty and freedom" are
>>> thrown around as synonyms for "American political domination"
>>
>> Exactly. What really chaps my ass is that they go around blasting
>> everyone with the classic conservative high and mighty routine when
>> they aren't even being consistent with their own stated values. It's
>> fucking pathetic that they're allowed to get away with this level of
>> hypocrisy and people still support them. they are neither fiscally
>> nor socially conservative, but that doesn't matter to the brainwashed
>> masses as much as labels do.
>
>You're not too perceptive yourself, are you?!
>
>
>The Great Bob Dobbs
If you believe in the stuff you pointed me to last time, then you
don't really know whether I have a clue or not do you?
--
endus at endus dot com
The hippies are a menace in the form of an anachronism,
a noisy reminder of values gone sour and warped...of the
painful contradictions in a society conceived as a monument
to "human freedom" and "individual rights," a nation in
which all men are supposedly "created free and equal"...a
nation that any thinking hippy will insist has become a
fear-oriented "warfare state" that can no longer afford
to tolerate even the minor aberrations that go along
with "individual freedom". -Hunter S. Thompson
Correspondent:: purple
Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2005 18:29:54 -0500
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On 1/20/05 6:22 PM, in article v7f0v0p947g0nakkcgbeaqhmaur312okf2@4ax.com,
"endus" wrote:
> On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 17:38:07 -0500, purple
> wrote:
>
>> On 1/20/05 4:47 PM, in article oj90v05nb9su4gdsodb89bigvnh3d0to23@4ax.com,
>> "endus" wrote:
>>
>>> On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 10:17:25 -0800, Zapanaz
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Liberty and freedom" are
>>>> thrown around as synonyms for "American political domination"
>>>
>>> Exactly. What really chaps my ass is that they go around blasting
>>> everyone with the classic conservative high and mighty routine when
>>> they aren't even being consistent with their own stated values. It's
>>> fucking pathetic that they're allowed to get away with this level of
>>> hypocrisy and people still support them. they are neither fiscally
>>> nor socially conservative, but that doesn't matter to the brainwashed
>>> masses as much as labels do.
>>
>> You're not too perceptive yourself, are you?!
>>
>>
>> The Great Bob Dobbs
>
> If you believe in the stuff you pointed me to last time, then you
> don't really know whether I have a clue or not do you?
Yes I do, so go back and read it AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Great Bob Dobbs