The Rest of the Joke
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 01 Feb 2005 00:45:52 GMT
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This guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders
a bump&a beer. So, he downs the shot and half
of the beer, then he looks around and says,
"Hey! Where's the duck?"
The bartender says, "Oh, he usually comes in
after 10:00!"
So, the guy says, "Well, then! Give me another
round."
He finishes his drink, then gets ready to leave.
As he gets to the door, the duck comes into the
bar flinging the door open and cold-cocking the guy!
The duck says, "Holy shit!"
The bartender says, "Hey, that guy was just asking
about you!"
The duck says, "Yeah, I've been schtupping his wife!"
So, the duck decides he better get the hell out of there
before the guy comes to.
As the duck is leaving, Guido the local paisano comes in.
He sees the guy out cold on the floor, so he decides to help
him up because he knows him from the bar. Guido sits the
guy on the bar stool and buys him a drink.
Guido says to him, "Hey! I just saw the duck leaving out of here!"
The guy says, "Yeah, the sonofabitch hit me in the head with the
door on the way out!"
Guido says, "Hey, look, I want to tell you something but don't get
wound around the axle about it."
The guy says, "What?"
Guido says, "Well, you know the duck has been boffing your old lady?"
The guy says, "That motherfucker!"
Guido says, "Yeah, well, don't get wound around the axle, because I've
been doing her, too."
The guy bolts down the rest of his drink, fumes a bit, shakes his head a few
times, gets up an leaves the bar, and heads on home to confront his wife.
He storms into the house, and there's his wife doing some Kama Sutra
mutual carpet munching with a Hindu woman.
He says, "Goddammit, Claudia! First I find out your screwing the duck,
then Guido says he's doing you too! Now what the hell is this!?!?"
She says, "Fuck a duck, screw a guinea, Indian pussy's good as any!"