The ballad of Neil Bush
Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Mon, 03 Jan 2005 09:33:17 -0700
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Come and listen to a story about a man named Neil
A rich racketeer who could make a Thai whore squeal,
Then one day he said "Daddy, what the hell,
I bet I could make money ripping off an S&L".
Silverado, that is. Bad loans... interest free.
Well the first thing you know ol Neil's on the phone,
Called up his partner and said "Have another loan"
"You don't have to pay it back cause you're like family"
So they loaded up their pockets and the rest is history.
Court records, that is. Bank fraud, jail time.
Well we would have had to say goodbye to Neil and all his mob,
Except they had connections who could help him keep his job.
So Neil avoided jail cause the VP was his dad
And the taxpayers had to fork it out for all the fun he'd had.
Bush style, that is. 1.6 billion. US dollars.
He's comin back now, y'hear?.
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Correspondent:: "just john"
Date: 3 Jan 2005 12:18:09 -0800
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(Don't forget that Neil also testified under oath (a divorce hearing)
that he'd been diagnosed with herpes. It's a bit of data useful to
have around in case George W ever says "Abstinence education worked for
my family ...")
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Mon, 3 Jan 2005 21:22:32 -0700
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"just john" wrote in message
news:1104783489.868069.19920@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> (Don't forget that Neil also testified under oath (a divorce hearing)
> that he'd been diagnosed with herpes. It's a bit of data useful to
> have around in case George W ever says "Abstinence education worked for
> my family ...")
It would have worked out better for all of us if George and Neil and Jebs
parents had abstained and/or their grandparents had died in a Tsunami.
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz.
>
Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Mon, 03 Jan 2005 23:22:54 -0800
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In article <41d97270$1@nntp.zianet.com>, Baldin Pramer
wrote:
> Come and listen to a story about a man named Neil
> A rich racketeer who could make a Thai whore squeal,
> Then one day he said "Daddy, what the hell,
> I bet I could make money ripping off an S&L".
>
> Silverado, that is. Bad loans... interest free.
>
> Well the first thing you know ol Neil's on the phone,
> Called up his partner and said "Have another loan"
> "You don't have to pay it back cause you're like family"
> So they loaded up their pockets and the rest is history.
>
> Court records, that is. Bank fraud, jail time.
>
> Well we would have had to say goodbye to Neil and all his mob,
> Except they had connections who could help him keep his job.
> So Neil avoided jail cause the VP was his dad
> And the taxpayers had to fork it out for all the fun he'd had.
>
> Bush style, that is. 1.6 billion. US dollars.
>
> He's comin back now, y'hear?.
Awesome!
pb