The tsunami WAS predicted

Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 12:43:36 -0500

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Somebody here was pointing out, gloatingly, how this tsunami was BY FAR
THE BIGGEST SINGLE UNCONTROLLABLE HUMAN-KILLING EVENT since the latest
war started, yet, out the entire New Age, NOT ONE PSYCHIC
PROGNOSTICATOR or MYSTIC MEDIUM managed to PREDICT it!

But two prophets DID INDEED predict it, and with not only CHILLING
ACCURACY but even MORE chilling NONCHALANCE.

Parker and Stone. "TEAM AMERICA -- World Police."

Near the end of the first half, terrorists blow up a damn, and a third
world town is flooded.

For about 30 seconds the movie exactly resembles tourist videos of the
tsunami sweeping through streets, people struggling in the water as
seen from balconies above, cars and trucks being swept along in clumps,
finally bodies drifting and pooling together as the water
recedes.Except that it's all wooden marionette puppets in an
exquisitely detailed miniature town, since this is after all an
all-puppet comedy movie.

This was more horrifying than seeing ABBOT AND COSTELO GO TO MARS
shortly after 9-11. In that movie the dopey duo pilot a rocket among
NYC skyscrapers, passing right through the space that was later to be
temporarily occupied by the World Trade Center.

I am now even more jealous of Parker and Stone than I was before, and
what I had was already MURDEROUS jealousy. That movie is SO fucking
savage that I WEPT with laughter.

But I think it's HEALTHY that I can confront my profound and eternal
jealousy of Parker and Stone, and admit to it. I am not in denial about
it. In fact I am now officially more jealous of those guys than I was
of Terry Gilliam. They're my Shor-Dur-Targets-of-Envy.

"Americuuh -- FUCK YEEAAAH!!"... as the Team America recruitment ad
song goes.

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Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 10:55:57 -0700

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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>
> Somebody here was pointing out, gloatingly, how
> this tsunami was BY FAR THE BIGGEST SINGLE
> UNCONTROLLABLE HUMAN-KILLING EVENT since the latest
> war started, yet, out the entire New Age, NOT ONE
> PSYCHIC PROGNOSTICATOR or MYSTIC MEDIUM managed to
> PREDICT it!

Well, duh.

They caused it.

Burn the witch.

--
"Money can't buy you happiness,
but when you're poor, you can't
buy shit, and nobody will loan
you happiness."
--nu-monet

Correspondent:: "fen"
Date: Fri, 7 Jan 2005 15:25:32 -0500

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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
news:41DECD2D.4825@succeeds.com...
> Well, duh.
>
> They caused it.
>
> Burn the witch.

FUCK YOU!! WITCH!! I DID *NOTHING* IN REGARDS TO THIS TOOSAMI BUSINESS!!

Fucjing witch he calls me, I'll turn him into his cats next facking steak I
will....BURN ME EH?! I CAN SMELL YOU COOKING ALREADY MONETTE!

Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 13:08:31 -0800

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In article <41DECD2D.4825@succeeds.com>, "nu-monet v7.0"
wrote:

> Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> >
> > Somebody here was pointing out, gloatingly, how
> > this tsunami was BY FAR THE BIGGEST SINGLE
> > UNCONTROLLABLE HUMAN-KILLING EVENT since the latest
> > war started, yet, out the entire New Age, NOT ONE
> > PSYCHIC PROGNOSTICATOR or MYSTIC MEDIUM managed to
> > PREDICT it!
>
> Well, duh.
>
> They caused it.
>
> Burn the witch.

Hey! You're right! Those puppets are made out of wood!

Case closed.

pb

Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 21:59:56 GMT

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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
>Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>>
>> Somebody here was pointing out, gloatingly, how
>> this tsunami was BY FAR THE BIGGEST SINGLE
>> UNCONTROLLABLE HUMAN-KILLING EVENT since the latest
>> war started, yet, out the entire New Age, NOT ONE
>> PSYCHIC PROGNOSTICATOR or MYSTIC MEDIUM managed to
>> PREDICT it!
>
>Well, duh.
>
>They caused it.
>
>Burn the witch.
>

Yuh, this morning I was searching for more about "geological warfare"
of which I'd read some. And I'd run into the ground moving in construction
so got a study on "Ground Subsidence Due to Removal of Fluids" that
was mostly about how the groud fell four or five feet in Oklahoma from
pumping oil out. What I'd read about geological warfare was in connection
with there being earthquakes in California every time they drilled deep
disposal wells in Colorado and pumped fluids down; it seems that if they
lubricate the tectonic plates, they slide! Well, duh! It also occurred to me
this morning that the total relief aid committed so far is less than the
Medicare fraud under Clinton which was said to be more that $34 billion
in one two year period. What a circus! And those clowns! Ya gotta love 'em!

Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Fri, 7 Jan 2005 17:15:37 -0700

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; "GfbAEV" > Yuh, this morning I was searching for more about
"geological warfare"
> of which I'd read some. And I'd run into the ground moving in construction
> so got a study on "Ground Subsidence Due to Removal of Fluids" that
> was mostly about how the groud fell four or five feet in Oklahoma from
> pumping oil out. What I'd read about geological warfare was in connection
> with there being earthquakes in California every time they drilled deep
> disposal wells in Colorado and pumped fluids down; it seems that if they
> lubricate the tectonic plates, they slide! Well, duh! It also occurred to
> me
> this morning that the total relief aid committed so far is less than the
> Medicare fraud under Clinton which was said to be more that $34 billion
> in one two year period. What a circus! And those clowns! Ya gotta love
> 'em!

Get a grip dude! You cannot "Lubricate" tectonic plates! And as far as
ground subsiding when you pump out water, just look at the San Joaquin
Valley in California. 25 feet lower than it was in 1929! Just from pumping
the water out. But due, pumping water into dry wells in Colorado is going
tohave NO effect on California, since Colorado is mostly on the OTHER side
of the continental divide and way up hill from California.

You can manufacture a slight tremor or even a sink hole from pumping out
water...but it takes YEARS. Even for oil. Pumping some lubricant like oil
between two deep sea plates is a little beyond human technology. And what
would the motive be? To kill a bunch of busboys and tourists??? To savage
the evil empire of Sri Lanka? WHAT?!

Archimandrite Pudlevitcz

Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2005 00:39:08 GMT

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"angelicusrex" wrote:
>
>
>; "GfbAEV" > Yuh, this morning I was searching for more about
>"geological warfare"
>> of which I'd read some. And I'd run into the ground moving in construction
>> so got a study on "Ground Subsidence Due to Removal of Fluids" that
>> was mostly about how the groud fell four or five feet in Oklahoma from
>> pumping oil out. What I'd read about geological warfare was in connection
>> with there being earthquakes in California every time they drilled deep
>> disposal wells in Colorado and pumped fluids down; it seems that if they
>> lubricate the tectonic plates, they slide! Well, duh! It also occurred to
>> me
>> this morning that the total relief aid committed so far is less than the
>> Medicare fraud under Clinton which was said to be more that $34 billion
>> in one two year period. What a circus! And those clowns! Ya gotta love
>> 'em!
>
>Get a grip dude! You cannot "Lubricate" tectonic plates! And as far as
>ground subsiding when you pump out water, just look at the San Joaquin
>Valley in California. 25 feet lower than it was in 1929! Just from pumping
>the water out. But due, pumping water into dry wells in Colorado is going
>tohave NO effect on California, since Colorado is mostly on the OTHER side
>of the continental divide and way up hill from California.
>
>You can manufacture a slight tremor or even a sink hole from pumping out
>water...but it takes YEARS. Even for oil. Pumping some lubricant like oil
>between two deep sea plates is a little beyond human technology. And what
>would the motive be? To kill a bunch of busboys and tourists??? To savage
>the evil empire of Sri Lanka? WHAT?!
>
>Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
>
>

I'll get a grip if you get a clue! Do a google for "lubricating tectonic plates"

The Army was disposing of chemical warfare products by drilling 15,000+ ft
deep wells in Colorado, and there was seismic activity in California, so they
quit. There are graphs of drilling and pumping schedules and seismic activity
and they parallel with consistent lag-time.

But why!?!? you ask? Innocent busboys? Feh! Indonesia is the 4th most populace
country, biggest Muslim, and solidly anti-American! Flush that toilet with a tsunami!

Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Fri, 7 Jan 2005 19:51:00 -0700

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; "GfbAEV" wrote in message

> I'll get a grip if you get a clue! Do a google for "lubricating tectonic
> plates"

I'd much prefer you got a University education, then started talking out
your ass. Google is not always the best or most up to date information a
person can get on geology. Try wrapping your sausage eating head around
this, Saurkraut, you can lubricate plates all you want and not a damned
thing will happen. Why, the San Andreas Fault is above ground. Go ahead and
dump some WD 40, millions of gallons of it on the fault. Inject it between
the plates. They won't shift where YOU lubricated them though. They'll shift
where most of the pressure has built up. Which we cannot see or measure,
which is why YOU CAN'T PREDICT EARTHQUAKES.

You seem to not have a bleedin' idea of just how tightly pressed together
continental plates are. And shifting an entire continental plate 92 fucking
feet is something NO HUMANS could ever do. It's the pressures and convection
currents in the magma in the upper core that does the pushing. Get it? This
whole "Humans can now make earthquakes for military purposes" is HOKUM.
Otherwise we could have leveled Baghdad in a day by pumping a well, instead
of pouring bunker busters on it for a week. The vagaries of geology simply
continue to elude you.

> The Army was disposing of chemical warfare products by drilling 15,000+ ft
> deep wells in Colorado, and there was seismic activity in California, so
> they
> quit.

Yeah, that's why they have an oxymoron called "Army Intelligence." Only
those idiots could think drilling a hole in Colorado was going to affect
Plate Tectonics in California.

> There are graphs of drilling and pumping schedules and seismic activity
> and they parallel with consistent lag-time.

Sure. Like I said, you can cause seismic activity by drilling. But not on
the scale you are imagining. The technology doesn't exist. If it did someone
in the Indian Ocean would have SEEN the derricks. You don't do a huge
military op like that in complete secret. Needless to say, what you
conjecture is completely outside the realm of possibility. And Sanity.

> But why!?!? you ask? Innocent busboys? Feh! Indonesia is the 4th most
> populace
> country, biggest Muslim, and solidly anti-American!

Solidly Anti-American? That's why they welcome us to Indonesia with open
arms and take all our money? I haven't heard of one major terrorist threat
or attack against Americans in Indonesia yet. So I think you are full of
shit.

> Flush that toilet with a tsunami!

Flush the Nazi propoganda out of your tiny little mind! Ya damned Kraut! (I
can say that 'cause I'm a Kraut too.)

Archimandrite Pudlevitcz; Souring Krauts for 45 years!

Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2005 06:56:39 GMT

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"angelicusrex" wrote:
>
>
>; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
>
>> I'll get a grip if you get a clue! Do a google for "lubricating tectonic
>> plates"
>
>I'd much prefer you got a University education, then started talking out
>your ass. Google is not always the best or most up to date information a
>person can get on geology. Try wrapping your sausage eating head around
>this, Saurkraut, you can lubricate plates all you want and not a damned
>thing will happen. Why, the San Andreas Fault is above ground. Go ahead and
>dump some WD 40, millions of gallons of it on the fault. Inject it between
>the plates. They won't shift where YOU lubricated them though. They'll shift
>where most of the pressure has built up. Which we cannot see or measure,
>which is why YOU CAN'T PREDICT EARTHQUAKES.
>
>You seem to not have a bleedin' idea of just how tightly pressed together
>continental plates are. And shifting an entire continental plate 92 fucking
>feet is something NO HUMANS could ever do. It's the pressures and convection
>currents in the magma in the upper core that does the pushing. Get it? This
>whole "Humans can now make earthquakes for military purposes" is HOKUM.
>Otherwise we could have leveled Baghdad in a day by pumping a well, instead
>of pouring bunker busters on it for a week. The vagaries of geology simply
>continue to elude you.
>
>
>> The Army was disposing of chemical warfare products by drilling 15,000+ ft
>> deep wells in Colorado, and there was seismic activity in California, so
>> they
>> quit.
>
>Yeah, that's why they have an oxymoron called "Army Intelligence." Only
>those idiots could think drilling a hole in Colorado was going to affect
>Plate Tectonics in California.
>
>> There are graphs of drilling and pumping schedules and seismic activity
>> and they parallel with consistent lag-time.
>
>Sure. Like I said, you can cause seismic activity by drilling. But not on
>the scale you are imagining. The technology doesn't exist. If it did someone
>in the Indian Ocean would have SEEN the derricks. You don't do a huge
>military op like that in complete secret. Needless to say, what you
>conjecture is completely outside the realm of possibility. And Sanity.
>

http://www.masternewmedia.org/news/2005/01/03/tsunami_earthquake_tragedy_or_oil.htm
Earthquake: Coincidence or a Corporate Oil Tragedy?December 28, 2004
http://www.independent-media.tv/item.cfm?fmedia_id=10211&fcategory_desc=Under%20Reported

True or not, it's fun to feed the paranoia!

Let's play some more! Global warming? What? You're trying to tell me
that a bunch of cows farting has and impact on weather? Air pollution from
the US can cause floods and droughts in Africa?

The recent tsunami coverd many square miles with water,
I wonder what impact that will have on US agriculture?

Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sat, 8 Jan 2005 00:53:34 -0700

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; "GfbAEV" Kraft-Macaroni and Cheese Ebbing wrote in message
http://www.masternewmedia.org/news/2005/01/03/tsunami_earthquake_tragedy_or_oil.htm
> Earthquake: Coincidence or a Corporate Oil Tragedy?December 28, 2004
> http://www.independent-media.tv/item.cfm?fmedia_id=10211&fcategory_desc=Under%20Reported
>
> True or not, it's fun to feed the paranoia!

Right. I forgot. For you it's always Halloween!

> Let's play some more! Global warming? What? You're trying to tell me
> that a bunch of cows farting has and impact on weather?

I don't know, do fifteen billion, trillion ants passing gas have an effect
on the atmosphere? I think when the earth was running with herds of Buffalo
here in America numbering in the millions, that there would have been an
effect on the weather. Also when Africa ran wild with teeming millions of
Zebra, Water Buffalo, Antelope, Gnus, Wildebeests, Elephants. Rhinos,
Hippos, Giraffes and other big mammals, there would have been an effect on
the weather from their farts...but oddly it was COLDER by a couple degrees
then than it is now! Fancy that! Before that we had vast herds of Wooly
Rhinos and Mammoths which farted BIG TIME! And it was colder still!

My theory, and it is my theory, which is mine and it is a theory which also
I own because it is my theory is this...The earth gets colder and warmer and
no one knows the fucking reason why. It's all speculation.

>Air pollution from
> the US can cause floods and droughts in Africa?

Highly doubtful. Weather is caused by air circulation, which is turn is
caused by the sun and the turning of the earth. What's IN the air can't have
much to do with it. There is more blow off pollution from one volcano like
St. Helens than most of what we can produce in a decade. You could literally
see it for months. Did this change the weather? Maybe it made it a couple of
degrees colder around the region of the mountain. It made spectacular
sunsets. But particulate matter in the air, like smoke, sand, gases, etc.
Don't have much of an effect on the weather unless there is so much it blots
out the sunlight, which actually saves us from deadly radiation, so it's a
bit of a toss-up. Weather just tends to spread this dirty smoke and shit
around. So a sandstorm from the Gobi can end up blanketing parts of
Australia.

> The recent tsunami covered many square miles with water,
> I wonder what impact that will have on US agriculture?

Well it's already raining like hell here in Arid-Zona. And bridges are being
washed away, but I'm sure the water will be great for the crops. Water
usually is. We've had a ten year drought. So we could use it. I asked the
Mighty Bob for Rain and he said "O.K.!" But damn his hide, I didn't realize
he'd pull this tsunami shit! So be careful what you ask for, you might just
get it in spades.

Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
>

Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2005 08:26:40 GMT

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"angelicusrex" wrote:
>
>
>; "GfbAEV" Kraft-Macaroni and Cheese Ebbing wrote in message
>http://www.masternewmedia.org/news/2005/01/03/tsunami_earthquake_tragedy_or_oil.htm
>> Earthquake: Coincidence or a Corporate Oil Tragedy?December 28, 2004
>> http://www.independent-media.tv/item.cfm?fmedia_id=10211&fcategory_desc=Under%20Reported
>>
>> True or not, it's fun to feed the paranoia!
>
>Right. I forgot. For you it's always Halloween!
>
>> Let's play some more! Global warming? What? You're trying to tell me
>> that a bunch of cows farting has and impact on weather?
>
>I don't know, do fifteen billion, trillion ants passing gas have an effect
>on the atmosphere? I think when the earth was running with herds of Buffalo
>here in America numbering in the millions, that there would have been an
>effect on the weather. Also when Africa ran wild with teeming millions of
>Zebra, Water Buffalo, Antelope, Gnus, Wildebeests, Elephants. Rhinos,
>Hippos, Giraffes and other big mammals, there would have been an effect on
>the weather from their farts...but oddly it was COLDER by a couple degrees
>then than it is now! Fancy that! Before that we had vast herds of Wooly
>Rhinos and Mammoths which farted BIG TIME! And it was colder still!
>
>My theory, and it is my theory, which is mine and it is a theory which also
>I own because it is my theory is this...The earth gets colder and warmer and
>no one knows the fucking reason why. It's all speculation.
>
>>Air pollution from
>> the US can cause floods and droughts in Africa?
>
>Highly doubtful. Weather is caused by air circulation, which is turn is
>caused by the sun and the turning of the earth. What's IN the air can't have
>much to do with it. There is more blow off pollution from one volcano like
>St. Helens than most of what we can produce in a decade. You could literally
>see it for months. Did this change the weather? Maybe it made it a couple of
>degrees colder around the region of the mountain. It made spectacular
>sunsets. But particulate matter in the air, like smoke, sand, gases, etc.
>Don't have much of an effect on the weather unless there is so much it blots
>out the sunlight, which actually saves us from deadly radiation, so it's a
>bit of a toss-up. Weather just tends to spread this dirty smoke and shit
>around. So a sandstorm from the Gobi can end up blanketing parts of
>Australia.
>
>> The recent tsunami covered many square miles with water,
>> I wonder what impact that will have on US agriculture?
>
>Well it's already raining like hell here in Arid-Zona. And bridges are being
>washed away, but I'm sure the water will be great for the crops. Water
>usually is. We've had a ten year drought. So we could use it. I asked the
>Mighty Bob for Rain and he said "O.K.!" But damn his hide, I didn't realize
>he'd pull this tsunami shit! So be careful what you ask for, you might just
>get it in spades.
>
>Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
>>

Early atmospheric nuke tests in Nevada, fallout fell in Upstate New York
dairy farms. Chinese high-sulphur coal has an effect on the US. US pollution
effects Africa. The leg bone's connected to the knee bone. Happy Halloween!

There's a lot of petro and gas drilling in Indonesia, I got friends working there.
One of the tricks they use when a well starts getting slow is to pump steam and
detergent into the hole, and that could lubricate the strata.

Using the Austrian tunneling method, and pumping concrete at 2000psi, I've
seen buildings in Washington, DC accidently jacke-up more than a meter.
NATM (New Austrian Tunneling Method)Construction method,
also known as the shotcrete method.

The World is like a big waterbed, if you push in one place, it moves in other places.

Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2005 17:22:59 -0500

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In article <4PMDd.5297$c13.3518@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>,
König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote:

>
> The World is like a big waterbed, if you push in one place, it moves in other places.
>

What would happen if we got all the SubGeniuses to JUMP, AND FART, all
at exactly the same time in one place? Can we EVEN GUESS the effect it
would have on world climate??

--
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(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB

Correspondent:: "SYSÊþÑÙS" <ŠŸŠÊþÑÙS@~~\0/~~.org>
Date: Sat, 8 Jan 2005 17:29:51 -0500

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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:080120051722598745%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> In article <4PMDd.5297$c13.3518@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>,
> König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote:
>
>>
>> The World is like a big waterbed, if you push in one place, it moves in
>> other places.
>>
>
> What would happen if we got all the SubGeniuses to JUMP, AND FART, all
> at exactly the same time in one place? Can we EVEN GUESS the effect it
> would have on world climate??

It all depends on whether the 'Sacred Flame' is used..
Or Not...

> The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
> (4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
> Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
> P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
> Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the
> SubGenius
> SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB

Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2005 22:36:53 GMT

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"SYSÊþÑÙS" wrote:

> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
> news:080120051722598745%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> > In article <4PMDd.5297$c13.3518@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>,
> > König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> The World is like a big waterbed, if you push in one place, it moves in
> >> other places.
> >>
> >
> > What would happen if we got all the SubGeniuses to JUMP, AND FART, all
> > at exactly the same time in one place? Can we EVEN GUESS the effect it
> > would have on world climate??
>
> It all depends on whether the 'Sacred Flame' is used..
> Or Not...
>

Yeah, 'cuz if you burn a hole in the waterbed,
it makes a big damn mess!

Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sat, 8 Jan 2005 18:39:18 -0700

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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:080120051722598745%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> In article <4PMDd.5297$c13.3518@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>,
> König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote:
>
>>
>> The World is like a big waterbed, if you push in one place, it moves in
>> other places.
>>
>
> What would happen if we got all the SubGeniuses to JUMP, AND FART, all
> at exactly the same time in one place? Can we EVEN GUESS the effect it
> would have on world climate??

I believe this caused the last Ice Age, when our Yeti ancestors did exactly
that! I believe at the time they were following the Dobbs Head express
orders, sort of like those apes in 2001 a Space Odyssey.

Archimandrite Pudlevitcz

Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2005 12:08:25 GMT

Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 14:08:56 -0800

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On Fri, 07 Jan 2005 12:43:36 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:

>But I think it's HEALTHY that I can confront my profound and eternal
>jealousy of Parker and Stone, and admit to it. I am not in denial about
>it. In fact I am now officially more jealous of those guys than I was
>of Terry Gilliam.

http://cms.psychologytoday.com/pto/pto_html/images/man_small.jpg

dieter applauds you.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Whether or not you agree with the law is irrelevant.

- No, really, there really are people that stupid.

Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 20:21:27 -0500

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In article , Zapanaz wrote:

> On Fri, 07 Jan 2005 12:43:36 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
> wrote:
>
> >But I think it's HEALTHY that I can confront my profound and eternal
> >jealousy of Parker and Stone, and admit to it. I am not in denial about
> >it. In fact I am now officially more jealous of those guys than I was
> >of Terry Gilliam.
>
> http://cms.psychologytoday.com/pto/pto_html/images/man_small.jpg
>
> dieter applauds you.

CREEEEPY

--
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(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB

Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 22:33:09 GMT

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Ivan Stang wrote:
>Somebody here was pointing out, gloatingly, how this tsunami was BY FAR
>THE BIGGEST SINGLE UNCONTROLLABLE HUMAN-KILLING EVENT since the latest
>war started, yet, out the entire New Age, NOT ONE PSYCHIC
>PROGNOSTICATOR or MYSTIC MEDIUM managed to PREDICT it!
>
>But two prophets DID INDEED predict it, and with not only CHILLING
>ACCURACY but even MORE chilling NONCHALANCE.
>
>Parker and Stone. "TEAM AMERICA -- World Police."
>
>Near the end of the first half, terrorists blow up a damn, and a third
>world town is flooded.

The inevitable conspiracy theory! ...Or is it!?!
/*turn off Jack Palance voice

http://www.vialls.com/subliminalsuggestion/tsunami.html

Correspondent:: purple
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 18:11:38 -0500

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On 1/7/05 12:43 PM, in article 070120051243361558%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com,
"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:

> Somebody here was pointing out, gloatingly, how this tsunami was BY FAR
> THE BIGGEST SINGLE UNCONTROLLABLE HUMAN-KILLING EVENT since the latest
> war started, yet, out the entire New Age, NOT ONE PSYCHIC
> PROGNOSTICATOR or MYSTIC MEDIUM managed to PREDICT it!

My psychic buddies predicted it as they do most major events. BUT they're
not tellin' anybody in the "media" because they know how vicious the Android
Meme is. They intend to complete their 57-year mission without being killed.
I've therefore had to operate in the strictest confidence. Kind of like a
Witness Protection Program - JUST the opposite of what "just john" suggested
earlier at:

http://www.geocities.com/terry_tune/Index1-2.html

> But I think it's HEALTHY that I can confront my profound and eternal
> jealousy of Parker and Stone, and admit to it. I am not in denial about
> it. In fact I am now officially more jealous of those guys than I was
> of Terry Gilliam. They're my Shor-Dur-Targets-of-Envy.

We don't know what's HEALTHY, never did, and never will, dumbo!!
Please use another word for your probing.

The Great Bob Dobbs

Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Fri, 7 Jan 2005 17:17:43 -0700

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Hey Purple "False Dobbs," I think Rev. Stang knows what might be healthy FOR
HIMSELF. Dork.

Archimandrite Pudlevitcz

Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Fri, 7 Jan 2005 17:09:59 -0700

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Team America definitely was the BOMB! I laughed my head off! But I am not
jealous of Matt and Trey nor of Terry Gilliam. I am in awe and I am grateful
for their work. As I am for yours, dear Reverend. I recently delvedinto and
gathered much ore from the Art Mines of the Sub Site...What a wealth of
great stuff! And I was happy to see my piece used on a cool stash box!
(Skull-face Bob...) I am forever in your debt! Soon I will send you some
more art of mine to display or to wrap fish in.

Archimandrite Pudlevitcz

Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2005 17:22:59 -0500

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In article <348mmdF47rkm5U1@individual.net>, angelicusrex
wrote:

> Team America definitely was the BOMB! I laughed my head off! But I am not
> jealous of Matt and Trey nor of Terry Gilliam. I am in awe and I am grateful
> for their work. As I am for yours, dear Reverend. I recently delvedinto and
> gathered much ore from the Art Mines of the Sub Site...What a wealth of
> great stuff! And I was happy to see my piece used on a cool stash box!
> (Skull-face Bob...) I am forever in your debt! Soon I will send you some
> more art of mine to display or to wrap fish in.
>
> Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
>

EMAIL YOUR ADDRESS and I'll have CafePress send you that clock with the
SkullDobbshead-and-Crossbones. (I put it on a lunchbox too?) So you're
NOT Mike Duggins then..?. He did some other Mutated Dobbsheads that
were in a similarly well executed style and were also in Revelation X,
and I had his address... but the connection between your
"Archimandrite" name and any Human name you might have has long been
broken in the machinery... Rev X was 12 YEARS AGO for me.

Thank you very much for the nice statements but in fact it is I who owe
you! Materially anyway!

--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB

Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sat, 8 Jan 2005 18:37:05 -0700

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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message

> EMAIL YOUR ADDRESS

Will do!

>and I'll have CafePress send you that clock with the
> SkullDobbshead-and-Crossbones. (I put it on a lunchbox too?)

Actually it looked like a stash box to me...

> So you're
> NOT Mike Duggins then..?

Not the last time I looked. Nope. My name is...oh well, I'll email that to
you later...Wouldn't want Purple wettinghis panties with the though ot
having a real name he can send to his famous "lawyer."

> He did some other Mutated Dobbsheads that
> were in a similarly well executed style and were also in Revelation X,

Yes, I've seen his...I have seen so many mutated Dobbs heads this last week
that I was getting a little weirded out...at least a couple of other people
have done the "Skull Face Bob" as gifs and illustrations. Mine however looks
like the skin was recently peeled off, he has a halo of light around his
head, eyes in the sockets and he is bleeding. As He does for us sinners now
and at the moment of our X-it, Amon.

> and I had his address... but the connection between your
> "Archimandrite" name and any Human name you might have has long been
> broken in the machinery... Rev X was 12 YEARS AGO for me.

For me it was just a few days ago...of course I have Pre-Alzheimers.

> Thank you very much for the nice statements but in fact it is I who owe
> you! Materially anyway!

Hell, I never expected anything but the overwhelming joy of being published
along with Paul Mavarides and Robt. Williams, etc. etc.

But any thing you can send me as a memento would be great! Thanks.

Prabob indeed! Amon.

Archimandrite Pudlevitcz

Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 23:55:08 -0800

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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
> Somebody here was pointing out, gloatingly, how this tsunami was BY FAR
> THE BIGGEST SINGLE UNCONTROLLABLE HUMAN-KILLING EVENT since the latest
> war started, yet, out the entire New Age, NOT ONE PSYCHIC
> PROGNOSTICATOR or MYSTIC MEDIUM managed to PREDICT it!
>

I'll have you know that I have been saying "It's always something in
this world," for YEARS now. If the greatest natural disaster since
humanity isn't "something" then I don't know what is.

Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2005 01:38:15 -0800

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On Fri, 07 Jan 2005 23:55:08 -0800, nenslo wrote:

>"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>>
>> Somebody here was pointing out, gloatingly, how this tsunami was BY FAR
>> THE BIGGEST SINGLE UNCONTROLLABLE HUMAN-KILLING EVENT since the latest
>> war started, yet, out the entire New Age, NOT ONE PSYCHIC
>> PROGNOSTICATOR or MYSTIC MEDIUM managed to PREDICT it!
>>
>
>I'll have you know that I have been saying "It's always something in
>this world," for YEARS now. If the greatest natural disaster since
>humanity isn't "something" then I don't know what is.

Christmas morning I went with my brother to the family hauze for
xt-mas. I had a cup of cawfee, I needed to move xt-mas packages so I
needed to set the cawfee cup down and I was struggling with trying to
set it down in the thing between the seats but it wouldn't fit. So he
says "just set it up there!", indicating the whaddayacallit, the
dashboard. I set it there, but it didn't really fit, it just very
precariously fit between the plastic thingy where the steering wheel
is and the windshield. The slightest jar would spill it. So I said
"well it doesn't fit" and he said "it fits!" So I roll my eyes and OK
I guess as long as nobody sneezes. So I say "I guess, as long as
there's not a big earthquake or something!".

But that's just a coincidence. it just keeps going through my head
like some haunting refrain.

--
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Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2005 17:29:49 -0500

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In article <41DF91D9.F555D8C9@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:

> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
> >
> > Somebody here was pointing out, gloatingly, how this tsunami was BY FAR
> > THE BIGGEST SINGLE UNCONTROLLABLE HUMAN-KILLING EVENT since the latest
> > war started, yet, out the entire New Age, NOT ONE PSYCHIC
> > PROGNOSTICATOR or MYSTIC MEDIUM managed to PREDICT it!
> >
>
> I'll have you know that I have been saying "It's always something in
> this world," for YEARS now. If the greatest natural disaster since
> humanity isn't "something" then I don't know what is.

I like the way you put that, "the greatest natural disaster since
humanity." That IS something all right.

The most common way one hears it put is, "There shall be wars and
rumors of wars... and great Earth changes!" That right there covers a
lot of ground. J. R. "Bob" Dobbs covered ALL future disaster ground
most succinctly when he said, in 1973,

"It's gonna be a bummer, man."

He may have simply been trying to be "cool," but nonetheless, no
general all-purpose prophecy consistently rings more true.

By the way, Nenslo, Princess Wei and I looked at the artwork you posted
on alt.slack and we both thought they were very good pictures. Made me
harken back to our previous Cleveland neighborhood. My favorite one is
the one titled Number One."

--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB

Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2005 00:52:29 -0800

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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
> By the way, Nenslo, Princess Wei and I looked at the artwork you posted
> on alt.slack and we both thought they were very good pictures. Made me
> harken back to our previous Cleveland neighborhood. My favorite one is
> the one titled Number One."

Yep, they are good pictures, and worth the paper they're painted on.
Glad you like them.

Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2005 14:01:15 -0800

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In article <41E0F0CA.327111D3@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:

> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
> >
> > By the way, Nenslo, Princess Wei and I looked at the artwork you posted
> > on alt.slack and we both thought they were very good pictures. Made me
> > harken back to our previous Cleveland neighborhood. My favorite one is
> > the one titled Number One."
>
> Yep, they are good pictures, and worth the paper they're painted on.
> Glad you like them.

As usual, great art is never appreciated in it's own time (except by
me, of course). Nenslo's paintings are an American gothic. If Norman
Rockwell were alive today, he'd be painting jacked up cars because
that's what America has become. America today is one enormous broken
down muscle car, up on blocks because nobody has the time, money or
knowledge to fix it. So there it sits, like Cleveland, rusting quietly
through sun and rain, a temporary mantle of plastic covering it's
insipid decay.

Two paws up!
eggbear

note: Grant Wood painted American Gothic:
http://www.artic.edu/artaccess/AA_Modern/pages/MOD_5.shtml
I just KNOW some moron's gonna call me on that if I don't mention it.
Norman Rockwell was that Saturday Evening Post guy:
http://www.rockwellsite.com

pb

Correspondent:: "Ed Norton III"
Date: Sat, 8 Jan 2005 18:16:44 -0500

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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:070120051243361558%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> Somebody here was pointing out, gloatingly, how this tsunami was BY FAR
> THE BIGGEST SINGLE UNCONTROLLABLE HUMAN-KILLING EVENT since the latest
> war started, yet, out the entire New Age, NOT ONE PSYCHIC
> PROGNOSTICATOR or MYSTIC MEDIUM managed to PREDICT it!

But what *we* want to know is when will
the HOS "Tsunami Special" go to air or be
available for dl on Subsite?

..on to the business at hand:

How the usual band of kooks are
covering lost ground *after the fact*.

Examples:

http://www.infowars.com/articles/world/tsunami_india_nuke_test_caused.htm

http://www.infowars.com/articles/world/tsunami_conspiracy_dark_forces.htm

http://www.unknowncountry.com/news/?id=4358

http://www.unknowncountry.com/news/?id=4340

http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/january2005/060105perspective.htm <-- (a
cute photo to save!)

(on a positive note, it appears Pastor Fred Phelp's page
www.godhatesfags.com
is now in the "401 not found" category, this after his minions at WBC
posted an amusing .pdf of how 2000+ Swedes that were killed in the Tsunami
was divine retribution for Sweden's allowing gay marriage, and his site was
promptly e-bombed by thousands of angered Scandinavians.....)

Correspondent:: "End x Art"
Date: 8 Jan 2005 17:06:18 -0800

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Outing your heros as doomsayers is likely to make them feel ~dirty~
even ~tainted~.

Sounds like a good movie.

Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2005 01:34:33 GMT

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End x Art wrote:

> Outing your heros as doomsayers is likely to make them feel ~dirty~
> even ~tainted~.
>
>

Yer a-goin' straight to Hell fer that!

Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2005 20:45:39 -0500

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On Fri, 07 Jan 2005 12:43:36 -0500, Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:

> "Americuuh -- FUCK YEEAAAH!!"... as the Team America recruitment ad
> song goes.

I hear that there is a martial arts fight scene at the beginning of
the movie which was quite realistically done, for marionettes, anyway.
Same goes for the love-making scene between Lisa and Gary(?).

"Everybody's got AIDS! ... C'mon, we've got quilting to do!"

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