Think gas is high?
Correspondent:: Reverend Kenny <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam>
Date: Thu, 06 Jan 2005 20:35:42 -0500
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This helps you put things into perspective;
Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 $10.32 per gallon
Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 $9.52 per gallon
Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 $10.17 per gallon
Ocean Spray 16 0z $1.25 $10.00 per gallon
Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 $33.60 per gallon
Vicks Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 $178.13 per gallon
Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 $123.20 per gallon
Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 $25.42 per gallon
Scope 1.5 oz 99 cents $84.48 per gallon
And the real kicker!
Evian water 9 oz $1.49 THAT'S $21.19 PER GALLON!!!!! FOR WATER!
AND YOU DON'T REALLY EVEN KNOW WHERE IT COMES FROM!
Ever notice Evian spelled backwards is Naive?
Be glad your car doesn't run on Nyquil!
--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny
"Your enemy is not surrounding your country. Your enemy is ruling your
country."
-George Orwell
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Thu, 6 Jan 2005 18:41:35 -0700
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But you can't fucking huff Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice or Snapple. But a
gallon of Nyquil will definitely get you HIGHEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Thu, 6 Jan 2005 20:47:25 -0500
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Yeah, I'm sure glad the snack stand at the MOVIES doesn't sell GAS.
[*]
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Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 02:03:38 GMT
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iDRMRSR wrote:
> Yeah, I'm sure glad the snack stand at the MOVIES doesn't sell GAS.
>
> [*]
> -----
Hey! The gas station sells popcorn!
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Thu, 6 Jan 2005 21:55:59 -0700
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"König Prüß" <=?iso-8859-1?Q?K=F6nig=20Pr=FC=DF?=>; "GfbAEV"
wrote in message
news:41DDF169.770364F@ranunculus.org...
>
>
> iDRMRSR wrote:
>
>> Yeah, I'm sure glad the snack stand at the MOVIES doesn't sell GAS.
>>
>> [*]
>> -----
>
> Hey! The gas station sells popcorn!
And Snapple! And if this Snapple stuff is so damned expensive why haven't we
invaded Oregon? It's time those green-people were shown what AMERIKKKA is
all about! I think...good intelligence tells me...we have satellite
proof...that the Oregonians have weapons of Mass Destructivism and they are
ITCHING to use them! We need a Premeptive strike at Portland! Don't worry,
the Snapple alone will pay for the war!
Commander in Chief G.W. Buchwhacker
"I am giving Oregon 24 hours to give up their weapons and their refreshing
Snapple fruit drinks or we go in! Operation Fruity Flavor has begun!
Correspondent:: Reverend Kenny <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam>
Date: Thu, 06 Jan 2005 22:24:15 -0500
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iDRMRSR wrote:
> Yeah, I'm sure glad the snack stand at the MOVIES doesn't sell GAS.
>
> [*]
> -----
>
>
If it's the movie theatre here by me... about $45.00 per gallon for
Coca-cola!
--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny
"Your enemy is not surrounding your country. Your enemy is ruling your
country."
-George Orwell
Correspondent:: phy
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 04:00:42 GMT
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Reverend Kenny <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam> wrote in
news:TNSdnQeelNZCnUPcRVn-qg@comcast.com:
> iDRMRSR wrote:
>> Yeah, I'm sure glad the snack stand at the MOVIES doesn't sell GAS.
>>
>> [*]
>> -----
>>
>>
>
> If it's the movie theatre here by me... about $45.00 per gallon for
> Coca-cola!
If it is the movie theater here by me... about $45.00 per gallon for Coca-
cola flavored ice.
-phy
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 08 Jan 2005 14:28:01 GMT
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>If it is the movie theater here by me... about $45.00 per gallon for Coca-
>cola flavored ice.
>
My old girlfriend and I solved this problem. When we went to the movies, she
carried her "Movie purse" whcih she found at a yard sale.
It was huuuuuge! Carried a couple small cokes in plastic bottles, a small
bottle of rum for said cokes, and a some eatables.
Int he winter, I would wear my old Army issue grey trench coat that allowed be
to carry some more eatibles, there for opening up more room for rum and coke.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2005 18:11:14 GMT
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mshotz wrote:
>>If it is the movie theater here by me... about $45.00 per gallon for Coca-
>>cola flavored ice.
>>
>
>My old girlfriend and I solved this problem. When we went to the movies, she
>carried her "Movie purse" whcih she found at a yard sale.
>
>It was huuuuuge! Carried a couple small cokes in plastic bottles, a small
>bottle of rum for said cokes, and a some eatables.
>
>Int he winter, I would wear my old Army issue grey trench coat that allowed be
>to carry some more eatibles, there for opening up more room for rum and coke.
There was the old Circle Movie Theater, it was near George Washington University,
the new Circle is uptown and is all normal. But the old Circle had two films for a buck!
And the film guy always had some odd connection, like there's be one minor actor
the same in both films, or maybe the same director, or a similar theme item.
Then, for a while, it was fun to see how many different movies you could see at the
multiplex on one ticket; sometimes five or six or so!
The now long gone drive-in was fun in the summertime, you could either sneak in
through the hole in the fence, or some way. The sound was broadcast on 550am radio,
so you could bring a radio and a blanket and a stash of stuff and see 3 or 4 films,
Monster Movie Nite was always fun!
The only things I like about the multiplex are the sooper-thick carpet and the rocking chairs.
They make their own popcorn instead of having it trucked-in, but it's really bad popcorn.
Portland, Oregon had a theater with three cowboy movies for 99¢
It was always full of winos, the cheap hotel!
Correspondent:: Reverend Kenny <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam>
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2005 18:28:29 -0500
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König wrote:
> mshotz wrote:
>
>>>If it is the movie theater here by me... about $45.00 per gallon for Coca-
>>>cola flavored ice.
>>>
>>
>>My old girlfriend and I solved this problem. When we went to the movies, she
>>carried her "Movie purse" whcih she found at a yard sale.
>>
>>It was huuuuuge! Carried a couple small cokes in plastic bottles, a small
>>bottle of rum for said cokes, and a some eatables.
>>
>>Int he winter, I would wear my old Army issue grey trench coat that allowed be
>>to carry some more eatibles, there for opening up more room for rum and coke.
>
>
> There was the old Circle Movie Theater, it was near George Washington University,
> the new Circle is uptown and is all normal. But the old Circle had two films for a buck!
> And the film guy always had some odd connection, like there's be one minor actor
> the same in both films, or maybe the same director, or a similar theme item.
>
> Then, for a while, it was fun to see how many different movies you could see at the
> multiplex on one ticket; sometimes five or six or so!
>
> The now long gone drive-in was fun in the summertime, you could either sneak in
> through the hole in the fence, or some way. The sound was broadcast on 550am radio,
> so you could bring a radio and a blanket and a stash of stuff and see 3 or 4 films,
> Monster Movie Nite was always fun!
>
> The only things I like about the multiplex are the sooper-thick carpet and the rocking chairs.
> They make their own popcorn instead of having it trucked-in, but it's really bad popcorn.
>
> Portland, Oregon had a theater with three cowboy movies for 99¢
> It was always full of winos, the cheap hotel!
Aw that's another thread right there! I miss Drive-Ins... Shame they
were replaced by drive-bys.
--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny
"Your enemy is not surrounding your country. Your enemy is ruling your
country."
-George Orwell
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2005 23:57:42 GMT
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Reverend Kenny wrote:
> König wrote:
> > mshotz wrote:
> >
> >>>If it is the movie theater here by me... about $45.00 per gallon for Coca-
> >>>cola flavored ice.
> >>>
> >>
> >>My old girlfriend and I solved this problem. When we went to the movies, she
> >>carried her "Movie purse" whcih she found at a yard sale.
> >>
> >>It was huuuuuge! Carried a couple small cokes in plastic bottles, a small
> >>bottle of rum for said cokes, and a some eatables.
> >>
> >>Int he winter, I would wear my old Army issue grey trench coat that allowed be
> >>to carry some more eatibles, there for opening up more room for rum and coke.
> >
> >
> > There was the old Circle Movie Theater, it was near George Washington University,
> > the new Circle is uptown and is all normal. But the old Circle had two films for a buck!
> > And the film guy always had some odd connection, like there's be one minor actor
> > the same in both films, or maybe the same director, or a similar theme item.
> >
> > Then, for a while, it was fun to see how many different movies you could see at the
> > multiplex on one ticket; sometimes five or six or so!
> >
> > The now long gone drive-in was fun in the summertime, you could either sneak in
> > through the hole in the fence, or some way. The sound was broadcast on 550am radio,
> > so you could bring a radio and a blanket and a stash of stuff and see 3 or 4 films,
> > Monster Movie Nite was always fun!
> >
> > The only things I like about the multiplex are the sooper-thick carpet and the rocking chairs.
> > They make their own popcorn instead of having it trucked-in, but it's really bad popcorn.
> >
> > Portland, Oregon had a theater with three cowboy movies for 99¢
> > It was always full of winos, the cheap hotel!
>
> Aw that's another thread right there! I miss Drive-Ins... Shame they
> were replaced by drive-bys.
>
> --
> Illuminations,
> Reverend Kenny
>
> "Your enemy is not surrounding your country. Your enemy is ruling your
> country."
> -George Orwell
There was a weird Montessori teacher who used to ride me around
on the back of her motorcycle, which was fun and funny because she's
only 5'2" and I was a head taller sitting behind her, but she had a big
double-D headlights. She used to run a drive-in out in the country
that had an organic snack stand, and you could play volley ball in
front of the screen until dark when the films started. All the local
potheads would go to watch Antonioni and Fellini and Flesh Gordon
and the locals didn't quite know what to make of it, but at least
they didn't shoot at us. I'd watch Fritz the Cat again, especially
at that drive-in.
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 09 Jan 2005 16:10:26 GMT
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> There was a weird Montessori teacher who used to ride me around
>on the back of her motorcycle, which was fun and funny because she's
>only 5'2" and I was a head taller sitting behind her, but she had a big
>double-D headlights. She used to run a drive-in out in the country
>that had an organic snack stand, and you could play volley ball in
>front of the screen until dark when the films started. All the local
>potheads would go to watch Antonioni and Fellini and Flesh Gordon
>and the locals didn't quite know what to make of it, but at least
>they didn't shoot at us. I'd watch Fritz the Cat again, especially
>at that drive-in.
>
>
>
The only Drive-In left in Delaware used to show Adult Films. The Video Rentals
put them oout of Business. But they now show first run movies. Families are
encouraged to "tailgate", omly no propane or open fires. You can sit on a
blanket, tune your radio to their AM Channel, and enjoy a first run movie.
The only bad thing about it is the screen is made of Courrigated metal roofing.
So it cuases a funny line effect acrross the movie screen. Oh, and no hard
liquor, (beer is ok, but is you get roudy they kick you out)
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sat, 8 Jan 2005 12:47:40 -0700
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> My old girlfriend and I solved this problem. When we went to the movies,
> she
> carried her "Movie purse" whcih she found at a yard sale.
>
> It was huuuuuge! Carried a couple small cokes in plastic bottles, a small
> bottle of rum for said cokes, and a some eatables.
>
> Int he winter, I would wear my old Army issue grey trench coat that
> allowed be
> to carry some more eatibles, there for opening up more room for rum and
> coke.
Man, you rock! I go into the theater near me after riding my bike and I have
a little leather bag I carry all my "possibles" in...this old hair-brained
bitty with a bug up her ass tries to "inspect" the damned thing every time!
First she claimed it was because of "terrorist threats." I noted to her
manager that I am the ONLY person she ever tries to do this too, as women go
by with these Mega Purses, like your lady has, without a care in the world!
Finally I got so pissed at her I told her she couldn't inspect it anymore.
That I was a member of the ACLU and that she should get her manager. I then
explained to him if he and she singled me out one more time I would fucking
OWN THAT THEATER! As it stands, she don't bother me anymore...But what a
hassle! So now I bring my own cokes too!
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz: Stickin' it to "the Man" since 1968.
Correspondent:: Ued
Date: Thu, 6 Jan 2005 21:40:26 -0500
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In article , 5ubg3n1u5
@comcast.no.spam says...
> This helps you put things into perspective;
>
> Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 $10.32 per gallon
> Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 $9.52 per gallon
> Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 $10.17 per gallon
> Ocean Spray 16 0z $1.25 $10.00 per gallon
> Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 $33.60 per gallon
> Vicks Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 $178.13 per gallon
> Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 $123.20 per gallon
> Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 $25.42 per gallon
> Scope 1.5 oz 99 cents $84.48 per gallon
>
> And the real kicker!
> Evian water 9 oz $1.49 THAT'S $21.19 PER GALLON!!!!! FOR WATER!
> AND YOU DON'T REALLY EVEN KNOW WHERE IT COMES FROM!
>
> Ever notice Evian spelled backwards is Naive?
>
> Be glad your car doesn't run on Nyquil!
Printer ink works out to something like $8,000 per gallon.
Ever break an inkjet printer cartridge open to see what's inside? It's
just a sponge with a little ink soaked into it. That's it. For
frigging $35.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Thu, 6 Jan 2005 21:59:53 -0700
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> Printer ink works out to something like $8,000 per gallon.
>
> Ever break an inkjet printer cartridge open to see what's inside? It's
> just a sponge with a little ink soaked into it. That's it. For
> frigging $35.
Don't get me started on the printer ink racket! Those people need to be
shot, raped, their daughters shot and raped and their dogs raped, shot
repeatedly, re-raped and then dumped in Bill Gate's back yard. For the
shooting and raping I would outsource the job to China.
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz (Say that three times fast!)
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 05:14:57 GMT
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In article , Ued wrote:
> Printer ink works out to something like $8,000 per gallon.
> Ever break an inkjet printer cartridge open to see what's inside? It's
> just a sponge with a little ink soaked into it. That's it. For
> frigging $35.
In Hell, people from Canon and the like will be made to refill 5000 of
those for every one sold on Earth by drinking the ingredients and then
filling the reservoirs by pissing into them. At those prices, they
deserve to have their individual cells deep-fried in squid ink, like
maybe this Saturday on the Cartoon Network.
--
HellPope Huey ~ www.subgenius.com
What a grand day to be a mutant!
"Its really great to see a couple of you."
- Danny DeVito
"When she can fall out of a tree
and land on her feet,
THEN I'll be impressed."
- "Stuart Little 2"
Correspondent:: "Revi Shankar"
Date: Fri, 7 Jan 2005 13:18:37 -0500
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> > This helps you put things into perspective;
No it doesn't, you IDIOT. Few of us ever buy 20 or 30 gallons of this shit a
week. YOU STUPID IDIOT.
> >
> > Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 $10.32 per gallon
> > Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 $9.52 per gallon
> > Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 $10.17 per gallon
> > Ocean Spray 16 0z $1.25 $10.00 per gallon
> > Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 $33.60 per gallon
> > Vicks Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 $178.13 per gallon
> > Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 $123.20 per gallon
> > Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 $25.42 per gallon
> > Scope 1.5 oz 99 cents $84.48 per gallon
> >
> > And the real kicker!
> > Evian water 9 oz $1.49 THAT'S $21.19 PER GALLON!!!!! FOR WATER!
> > AND YOU DON'T REALLY EVEN KNOW WHERE IT COMES FROM!
> >
> > Ever notice Evian spelled backwards is Naive?
> >
> > Be glad your car doesn't run on Nyquil!
>
> Printer ink works out to something like $8,000 per gallon.
>
> Ever break an inkjet printer cartridge open to see what's inside? It's
> just a sponge with a little ink soaked into it. That's it. For
> frigging $35.
Well, that and the INKJETS themselves. I suppose that adds a dollar. maybe.
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 11:35:15 -0700
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Revi Shankar wrote:
>
> > > This helps you put things into perspective;
> No it doesn't, you IDIOT. Few of us ever buy 20
> or 30 gallons of this shit a week. YOU STUPID IDIOT.
> > > Vicks Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 $178.13 per gallon
Hey, I gots my needs.
Besides, if there's any left over I can sell it
to kids for like $200 a gallon and pocket the dif.
--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"
--Kino Beman, brand name
Correspondent:: Reverend Kenny <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam>
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 20:16:41 -0500
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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
>>No it doesn't, you IDIOT. Few of us ever buy 20
>>or 30 gallons of this shit a week. YOU STUPID IDIOT.
Gosh man! My car only uses about 10 gallons a month! LOL!
And I only drink about 20 gallons of Pepsi a month! :-)
Sounds like you need a new car. Just think of all the money "Dubya's"
oil company is making with people like you buying 30 gallons of gas a
week. No I know why they make the bumper stickers that read...
'Osama loevs your SUV'
--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny
"Your enemy is not surrounding your country. Your enemy is ruling your
country."
-George Orwell
Correspondent:: Ued
Date: Fri, 7 Jan 2005 20:25:31 -0500
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In article , 5ubg3n1u5
@comcast.no.spam says...
>
>
> nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
>
> >>No it doesn't, you IDIOT. Few of us ever buy 20
> >>or 30 gallons of this shit a week. YOU STUPID IDIOT.
> Gosh man! My car only uses about 10 gallons a month! LOL!
> And I only drink about 20 gallons of Pepsi a month! :-)
> Sounds like you need a new car. Just think of all the money "Dubya's"
> oil company is making with people like you buying 30 gallons of gas a
> week. No I know why they make the bumper stickers that read...
> 'Osama loevs your SUV'
Some people have to commute 30 miles (each way) every day. Even if you
don't drive an SUV, you can easily burn 20+ gallons a week with a
commute like that.
Correspondent:: Reverend Kenny <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam>
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 20:50:47 -0500
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Ued wrote:
> In article , 5ubg3n1u5
> @comcast.no.spam says...
>
>>
>>nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
>>
>>
>>>>No it doesn't, you IDIOT. Few of us ever buy 20
>>>>or 30 gallons of this shit a week. YOU STUPID IDIOT.
>>
>
>
> Some people have to commute 30 miles (each way) every day. Even if you
> don't drive an SUV, you can easily burn 20+ gallons a week with a
> commute like that.
My original post never said anything about anyone using 20 or 30 gallons
of anything over any length of time. So I just have to scratch my head
and wonder...........
I live in Atlanta... although my commute is not 30 miles it's close to
that and still I only fill up my car once a month for about $22 at
current prices. I'm just wondering how I became a stupid idiot? LOL!
nu-monet's post says "few of us ever buy" yada yada which doesn't make
any sense to me. The doctor next door to me drives a Danali and only
burns about a $100 a month in gas. His drive is easily an hour each way
every day. My car is an 8 cylinder Taurus and I put about 30 miles on it
a day... So if he's bitching about gas prices, I'm still bitching right
along with him. Oh well you can't please all of the people all of the
time. Not sure why I got flamed either.
--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny
"Your enemy is not surrounding your country. Your enemy is ruling your
country."
-George Orwell
Correspondent:: Ued
Date: Fri, 7 Jan 2005 21:42:02 -0500
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In article , 5ubg3n1u5
@comcast.no.spam says...
>
> I live in Atlanta... although my commute is not 30 miles it's close to
> that and still I only fill up my car once a month for about $22 at
> current prices. I'm just wondering how I became a stupid idiot? LOL!
> nu-monet's post says "few of us ever buy" yada yada which doesn't make
> any sense to me. The doctor next door to me drives a Danali and only
> burns about a $100 a month in gas. His drive is easily an hour each way
> every day. My car is an 8 cylinder Taurus and I put about 30 miles on it
> a day... So if he's bitching about gas prices, I'm still bitching right
> along with him. Oh well you can't please all of the people all of the
> time.
Let's see, here. A Taurus gets about 30 MPG on the highway, less in the
city. If you drive 30 miles a day, 5 days a week, then you are burning
5 gallons of gas each week in that car. That works out to about 21.5
gallons in a month on average. If you only spend $22 per month on gas,
then one of the following is true:
1) Gas is only $1.02 per gallon where you live.
2) You do not drive 30 miles every day of the week.
3) Your Taurus somehow gets more like 45-50 MPG highway.
Correspondent:: Reverend Kenny <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam>
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 22:13:05 -0500
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Ued wrote:
> In article , 5ubg3n1u5
> @comcast.no.spam says...
>
>>
>>I live in Atlanta... although my commute is not 30 miles it's close to
>>that and still I only fill up my car once a month for about $22 at
>>current prices. I'm just wondering how I became a stupid idiot? LOL!
>>nu-monet's post says "few of us ever buy" yada yada which doesn't make
>>any sense to me. The doctor next door to me drives a Danali and only
>>burns about a $100 a month in gas. His drive is easily an hour each way
>>every day. My car is an 8 cylinder Taurus and I put about 30 miles on it
>>a day... So if he's bitching about gas prices, I'm still bitching right
>>along with him. Oh well you can't please all of the people all of the
>>time.
>
>
> Let's see, here. A Taurus gets about 30 MPG on the highway, less in the
> city. If you drive 30 miles a day, 5 days a week, then you are burning
> 5 gallons of gas each week in that car. That works out to about 21.5
> gallons in a month on average. If you only spend $22 per month on gas,
> then one of the following is true:
> 1) Gas is only $1.02 per gallon where you live.
Actually 1.01.9 at the marathon by my house! Damn you're good at math!
> 2) You do not drive 30 miles every day of the week.
Only 5
> 3) Your Taurus somehow gets more like 45-50 MPG highway.
I wish
--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny
"Your enemy is not surrounding your country. Your enemy is ruling your
country."
-George Orwell
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 10 Jan 2005 13:33:09 GMT
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Reverend Kenny <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam> wrote in
news:BpadnY4ed_Vc0kLcRVn-3g@comcast.com:
> Actually 1.01.9 at the marathon by my house! Damn you're good at math!
>
Say WHAT??!!??! The Marathon near me in Chamblee is charging $1.67.9 ...
I'd like to know how they're selling so cheap in the Atlanta area.
--
12th Epochalyptic Omniversal MegaFisTemple Dungeon of The Church of Our
Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Oh give me a hoooome, where the buffalo roam, AND I'LL SHOW YOU A HOUSE
THAT STINKS TO HELL!!!"
-- DJ Epoch
Correspondent:: Reverend Kenny <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam>
Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2005 19:59:58 -0500
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Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>
> Say WHAT??!!??! The Marathon near me in Chamblee is charging $1.67.9 ...
> I'd like to know how they're selling so cheap in the Atlanta area.
>
A friend of mine near stone mountain was talking about that today...
he was bitchin that he should've waited until he came over here before
he bought gas. The QT back behind my day job is up to $1.29.9 and
everyone in my neighborhood is screaming highway robbery! Like they were
gonna picket the place or something.
The wifey said the Texaco by her job is 109 for reg unleaded.
--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny
"Your enemy is not surrounding your country. Your enemy is ruling your
country."
-George Orwell
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 11 Jan 2005 14:15:06 GMT
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Reverend Kenny <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam> wrote in
news:k9CdnVKJjqGSuH7cRVn-tQ@comcast.com:
>
>
> Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>
>>
>> Say WHAT??!!??! The Marathon near me in Chamblee is charging $1.67.9 ...
>> I'd like to know how they're selling so cheap in the Atlanta area.
>>
> A friend of mine near stone mountain was talking about that today...
> he was bitchin that he should've waited until he came over here before
> he bought gas. The QT back behind my day job is up to $1.29.9 and
> everyone in my neighborhood is screaming highway robbery! Like they were
> gonna picket the place or something.
>
> The wifey said the Texaco by her job is 109 for reg unleaded.
Dambit, either I'm living on the wrong side of town, or YOU found a rift in
the Twilight Zone.
--
12th Epochalyptic Omniversal MegaFisTemple Dungeon of The Church of Our
Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Oh give me a hoooome, where the buffalo roam, AND I'LL SHOW YOU A HOUSE
THAT STINKS TO HELL!!!"
-- DJ Epoch
Correspondent:: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel"
Date: 8 Jan 2005 16:02:56 -0800
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Ued wrote:
> Some people have to commute 30 miles (each way) every day.
Some people need to live closer to where they work.
--
C.
Correspondent:: Ued
Date: Sat, 8 Jan 2005 20:39:44 -0500
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In article <1105228976.271308.175820@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
chaos_israel@antisocial.com says...
>
> Ued wrote:
> > Some people have to commute 30 miles (each way) every day.
> Some people need to live closer to where they work.
Some people can't.
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 09 Jan 2005 16:11:14 GMT
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>Ued wrote:
>> Some people have to commute 30 miles (each way) every day.
>Some people need to live closer to where they work.
Some of us who used to ride out bicycles to work in teh Summer, now are forced
to drive 110 miles round trip to work.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Fri, 7 Jan 2005 17:05:00 -0700
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A final word...
>> > Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 $10.32 per gallon
>> > And the real kicker!
>> > Evian water 9 oz $1.49 THAT'S $21.19 PER GALLON!!!!! FOR
>> > WATER!
>> > AND YOU DON'T REALLY EVEN KNOW WHERE IT COMES FROM!
>> >
>> > Ever notice Evian spelled backwards is Naive?
I believe Evian water comes from the earth, like most of our water. If you
would rather not pay for the plastic and labeling, then by all means, tap
water is fine. It is a matter of choice.
Also take a tip from MOSES who spaketh thus unto Bob as a Child: "And behold
I say unto thee little frop smoking wanker...You are an idiot if you pay
RETAIL!" And so Bob went forth and always paid wholesale or cost. Amon.
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: Ued
Date: Fri, 7 Jan 2005 20:21:40 -0500
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In article <348md2F48uum9U1@individual.net>, whisperindave@msn.com
says...
> A final word...
>
> >> > Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 $10.32 per gallon
>
> >> > And the real kicker!
> >> > Evian water 9 oz $1.49 THAT'S $21.19 PER GALLON!!!!! FOR
> >> > WATER!
> >> > AND YOU DON'T REALLY EVEN KNOW WHERE IT COMES FROM!
> >> >
> >> > Ever notice Evian spelled backwards is Naive?
>
>
> I believe Evian water comes from the earth, like most of our water. If you
> would rather not pay for the plastic and labeling, then by all means, tap
> water is fine. It is a matter of choice.
There's a third choice that's halfway between bottled water and plain
tap water.
I got one of those filters that screw onto the spigot. It makes the tap
water taste better, and it's cheaper than bottled water.
Well, initially it's rather a lot. The screw-on thing was like $30 and
each filter is $10. But you only have to buy the screw-on thing once,
and each filter will last for about 100 gallons, so in the long run you
wind up paying barely more than a dime per gallon for filtered water.
Correspondent:: Reverend Kenny <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam>
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 20:54:08 -0500
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Ued wrote:
> There's a third choice that's halfway between bottled water and plain
> tap water.
>
> I got one of those filters that screw onto the spigot. It makes the tap
> water taste better, and it's cheaper than bottled water.
Water has flavor? It's crazy! Half of everyone got it, I was just making
an observation. The other half now think I'm part of a pink x-ist
conspiracy... too funny.
--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny
"Your enemy is not surrounding your country. Your enemy is ruling your
country."
-George Orwell
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Fri, 7 Jan 2005 19:24:02 -0700
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Yummy~rehashed tap water!
Yeah I've tried those filters. In about two moths the o ring snaps, the
plastic gets yellow and cracks and you've got a useless piece of shit. I
have the remnants of mine somewhere. It would be nice if they made the
things out of airplane aluminum and stainless steel. But no...planned
obsolescence still rules our planet. You might pay some big bucks for a
Reverse Osmosis unit...They are supposed to be great. But I figure, my
ancestors survived long enough to breed a fool like me and they drank what
amounted to raw, untreated sewage and couldn't even make an ice-cube. So I
am way ahead of the game.
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: Ued
Date: Fri, 7 Jan 2005 21:49:03 -0500
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In article <348uhnF48sag9U1@individual.net>, whisperindave@msn.com
says...
> Yummy~rehashed tap water!
>
> Yeah I've tried those filters. In about two moths the o ring snaps, the
> plastic gets yellow and cracks and you've got a useless piece of shit. I
> have the remnants of mine somewhere. It would be nice if they made the
> things out of airplane aluminum and stainless steel.
Mine's lasted a year so far.
> But no...planned
> obsolescence still rules our planet. You might pay some big bucks for a
> Reverse Osmosis unit...They are supposed to be great. But I figure, my
> ancestors survived long enough to breed a fool like me and they drank what
> amounted to raw, untreated sewage and couldn't even make an ice-cube. So I
> am way ahead of the game.
LOL. Sounds like you'd drink right out of a filthy toilet if you had
to.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sat, 8 Jan 2005 00:59:25 -0700
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"Ued" wrote in message news:crnhni$2cc$1@pita.alt.net...
> In article <348uhnF48sag9U1@individual.net>, whisperindave@msn.com
> says...
>> Yummy~rehashed tap water!
>>
>> Yeah I've tried those filters. In about two moths the o ring snaps, the
>> plastic gets yellow and cracks and you've got a useless piece of shit. I
>> have the remnants of mine somewhere. It would be nice if they made the
>> things out of airplane aluminum and stainless steel.
>
> Mine's lasted a year so far.
>
>> But no...planned
>> obsolescence still rules our planet. You might pay some big bucks for a
>> Reverse Osmosis unit...They are supposed to be great. But I figure, my
>> ancestors survived long enough to breed a fool like me and they drank
>> what
>> amounted to raw, untreated sewage and couldn't even make an ice-cube. So
>> I
>> am way ahead of the game.
>
> LOL. Sounds like you'd drink right out of a filthy toilet if you had
> to.
It's evident I am talking to a human being who has never been dying of
thirst...think about Haiti recently, you think they had clean water? How
about Mexico City? World's most populous polluted city with water that is so
dangerous you can't touch it! But the Mexicans drink it. We all can't buy
fancy filters. The govt. just came up with a micro filter which you can
actually put urine in and come out with clean water! But yeah, if I was
thirsty (I live in a desert, so I mean REALLY thirsty...) I'd boil the damn
stuff for about twenty minutes and sure as shit drink it! Then I'd out live
the lily-livered and the upper crust snobs that think toilet water is
DEEESGUSTING! But until then I buy mine pre filtered.
I'm really glad for you that your filter lasted this long! Maybe they are
making them better. Did you know injecting Ozone into water kills all known
life-forms? And Ozone is cheap. But the Govt. won't let us use the process.
But then we could use more Ozone up in the upper atmosphere.
Ah me.
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: Ued
Date: Sat, 8 Jan 2005 04:42:23 -0500
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In article <349i6hF466s8mU1@individual.net>, whisperindave@msn.com
says...
> fancy filters. The govt. just came up with a micro filter which you can
> actually put urine in and come out with clean water!
You can distill your own urine and end up with plain water, you know.
Re-distill it a couple times to improve the quality.
> But yeah, if I was
> thirsty (I live in a desert, so I mean REALLY thirsty...) I'd boil the damn
> stuff for about twenty minutes and sure as shit drink it! Then I'd out live
> the lily-livered and the upper crust snobs that think toilet water is
> DEEESGUSTING!
Having seen what comes out of my ass, and knowing how poorly I clean the
toilet, I have to say that "disgusting" is a pretty tame adjective for
the water in my toilet.
Correspondent:: Reverend Kenny <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam>
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 22:11:05 -0500
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angelicusrex wrote:
> Yummy~rehashed tap water!
>
> Yeah I've tried those filters. In about two moths the o ring snaps, the
> plastic gets yellow and cracks and you've got a useless piece of shit. I
> have the remnants of mine somewhere. It would be nice if they made the
> things out of airplane aluminum and stainless steel. But no...planned
> obsolescence still rules our planet. You might pay some big bucks for a
> Reverse Osmosis unit...They are supposed to be great. But I figure, my
> ancestors survived long enough to breed a fool like me and they drank what
> amounted to raw, untreated sewage and couldn't even make an ice-cube. So I
> am way ahead of the game.
>
> Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
So what's wrong with the lake water out back?
--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny
"Your enemy is not surrounding your country. Your enemy is ruling your
country."
-George Orwell
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sat, 8 Jan 2005 01:04:21 -0700
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> So what's wrong with the lake water out back?
Not a damned thing...what do you think we Arizonans drink? I mean this is a
desert. We are now using up most of the ground water. So everything needs to
be recycled. Just make sure you dump a shit load of chlorine in it, and or
boil the hell out of it and you'll have a refreshing, algae flavored
beverage!
As Mr. W.C. Fields once said: I never drink water, after all, fish fuck in
that stuff!
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: "ŠŸŠÊşÑÙS"
Date: Sat, 8 Jan 2005 14:55:45 -0500
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"angelicusrex" wrote in message
news:349ifqF48f1kbU1@individual.net...
>
>
>> So what's wrong with the lake water out back?
>
> Not a damned thing...what do you think we Arizonans drink? I mean this is
> a desert. We are now using up most of the ground water. So everything
> needs to be recycled. Just make sure you dump a shit load of chlorine in
> it, and or boil the hell out of it and you'll have a refreshing, algae
> flavored beverage!
>
> As Mr. W.C. Fields once said: I never drink water, after all, fish fuck in
> that stuff!
>
> Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Youngster !
Correspondent:: "just john"
Date: 9 Jan 2005 11:29:51 -0800
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Damn, I came to the thread 'cuz it looked like it was talking about a
new high: "Think Gas" ...