Tits
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Sat, 1 Jan 2005 00:44:33 -0500
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I want to sail to Pussy Island on a sea of tits.
Failing that, would you please pay my next month's cable TV bill.
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Correspondent:: "Rev. 11D Meow!"
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 23:10:39 -0800
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WEBCAM!
Streaming Doze Media, Please!
"iDRMRSR" wrote in message
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>I want to sail to Pussy Island on a sea of tits.
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> Failing that, would you please pay my next month's cable TV bill.
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Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 01 Jan 2005 14:52:24 GMT
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>I want to sail to Pussy Island on a sea of tits.
>
>Failing that, would you please pay my next month's cable TV bill.
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Cable? What is the "cable" of whcih you speak?
I use the Sacred Rabbit Ears of teh Gods hooked up through the Signal Applifier
of "bob".
This way I can better monitor the cosmic background noise to signs of X-ists or
Y-ists space craft!
So far, all clear.
Oh, And if the weather is ot too bad I can get stations form Philly, Baltimore,
and Salisbury. I will once n great while pick up a DC station too.
Was lots of fun watching the Beltway Sniper Show! I think if Malvo & Mohommad
could have kept their mouths shut about the money, they could have beaten
Survivor, American Idol, and Friends!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 16:16:13 GMT
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In article ,
"iDRMRSR" wrote:
> I want to sail to Pussy Island on a sea of tits.
In what kind of BOAT, is what we really wanna know.
--
HellPope Huey
Oh, what a tangled web we weave,
when we even get out of bed.
"Its not easy being me;
my father is a control freak."
- Jesus Christ
"Have you ever been indicted?"
"Not since I was a baby, Your Honor."
- "The Three Stooges"
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Sat, 1 Jan 2005 11:50:28 -0500
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>> In what kind of BOAT, is what we really wanna know.
This is inspired by a true story.
I was over at a medical facility waiting for an invasive Xray procedure.
There were an assortment of other old farts there similarly waiting for a
technician.
One of the old guys leans over to me and says "Do you have any real
aspirations?"
I asked him what he meant, like world peace or whatever. Then I said, yeah,
I guess I got the usual ones.
He said "I have one major goal in my life".
I asked him what that was.
He said, "I'd like to crawl bare bellied over an acre of tits on my elbows".
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Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 03 Jan 2005 03:23:05 GMT
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In article ,
"iDRMRSR" wrote:
> He said "I have one major goal in my life".
> I asked him what that was.
> He said, "I'd like to crawl bare bellied over an acre of tits on my elbows".
Guys like this are how "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" came into being. That'd
be one heck of a "ride" at Six Flags, but it would sure get sticky
quickly.
--
HellPope Huey
Official Dobbs Geek Orthodox Ministurb
"This may be the year
when we finally come face to face with ourselves;
finally just lay back and say it --
that we are really just a nation
of 220 million used car salesmen
with all the money we need to buy guns
and no qualms at all
about killing anybody else in the world
who tries to make us uncomfortable."
- Hunter S. Thompson
"Seeing you in a hole in the ground
reminds me of this dream I keep having."
- "Father of the Pride"