Weird
Correspondent:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Thu, 13 Jan 2005 00:13:03 GMT
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http://stardust.jpl.nasa.gov/overview/microchip/names2d14.html
search for DOBBS JR
Correspondent:: phy
Date: Thu, 13 Jan 2005 00:39:28 GMT
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"Rev Chain Smerker" wrote in
news:j2jFd.116415$K7.10772@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
> http://stardust.jpl.nasa.gov/overview/microchip/names2d14.html
>
> search for DOBBS JR
>
>
>
No, that is not weird. What is weird is that I just looked at that website
only a few hours ago. If you are cyberstalking me, please stop. Or at least
admit it so I can bask in the knowledge that somebody cares.
-phy
Correspondent:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Thu, 13 Jan 2005 02:11:08 GMT
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"phy" wrote in message
news:Xns95DCBDF7D3F8Fphy00xyahoocom@69.28.186.121...
> "Rev Chain Smerker" wrote in
> news:j2jFd.116415$K7.10772@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
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>> http://stardust.jpl.nasa.gov/overview/microchip/names2d14.html
>>
>> search for DOBBS JR
>>
>>
>>
>
> No, that is not weird. What is weird is that I just looked at that website
> only a few hours ago. If you are cyberstalking me, please stop. Or at
> least
> admit it so I can bask in the knowledge that somebody cares.
>
> -phy
Oh no you FOUND OUT!, i had th efbi and cia put cameras in your garage and
can see everything you do
Correspondent:: phy
Date: Thu, 13 Jan 2005 04:05:58 GMT
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"Rev Chain Smerker" wrote in
news:0NkFd.116573$K7.12025@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
> Oh no you FOUND OUT!, i had th efbi and cia put cameras in your garage
> and can see everything you do
I am going to have to start doing interesting stuff now.
-phy
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Wed, 12 Jan 2005 19:43:45 -0500
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In article , Rev
Chain Smerker wrote:
> http://stardust.jpl.nasa.gov/overview/microchip/names2d14.html
>
> search for DOBBS JR
>
>
I found eight of them! But only TWO (extremely active) Connies.
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Wed, 12 Jan 2005 17:03:14 -0800
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On Wed, 12 Jan 2005 19:43:45 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:
>In article , Rev
>Chain Smerker wrote:
>
>> http://stardust.jpl.nasa.gov/overview/microchip/names2d14.html
>>
>> search for DOBBS JR
>>
>>
>
>
>I found eight of them! But only TWO (extremely active) Connies.
what the hell does the J.R. stand for, anyway?
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"I will be warned of the dangers of time travel!",
remembered Tilly, of the warning she was given in the
future, of the perils of the past, which she presently
thought had been both historic and foresighted, "though
knowing now what I will know then makes it somewhat
anachronistic".
-Dr. Hieronymous Zinn, from The Novel
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 13 Jan 2005 01:24:54 GMT
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In article ,
Zapanaz wrote:
> On Wed, 12 Jan 2005 19:43:45 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
> wrote:
> >In article , Rev
> >Chain Smerker wrote:
> >
> >> http://stardust.jpl.nasa.gov/overview/microchip/names2d14.html
> >> search for DOBBS JR
I don't have to; he's up to his waist in my fridge right now.
> >I found eight of them! But only TWO (extremely active) Connies.
Which means all 8 of the Dobbses will have herpes by February.
> what the hell does the J.R. stand for, anyway?
Now you've done it. A straight line like that will slow Usenet down for
weeks.
--
HellPope Huey
The C.H.U.D.s used to stick to the sewers;
now they're at the damned malls
At some point in time,
you will come to the realization
that almost everybody is making
Howard Dean sounds.
- Revi Shankar
"Nietsche is Pietsche."
- Ogden Nash
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Wed, 12 Jan 2005 23:38:24 -0500
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In article , Zapanaz wrote:
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> what the hell does the J.R. stand for, anyway?
NOTHING! It's on his birth certificate that way! "J. R. "Bob" Dobbs."
Remember, "Bob's" dad was an immigrant, and this may have been an
"American-sounding name" that, to him, a small-town drugstore manager,
had an aristocratic ring to it. He was not an extremely sophisticated
or worldly man, and some scholars have surmised that perhaps the Dobbs
dad had a boss whose desk nameplate displayed a nickname in quotes,
i.e. L. R. "Dick" Smith, etc. In fact a whole crew of researchers was
looking into it last year, trying to quiz people in "Bob's" town of
birth, and trying to determine which companies the elder Dobbs might
have had regular dealings with, but no one has heard from them in
months.
It is most definitely NOT Jesus Robert, which is the most common
mistaken guess.
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Wed, 12 Jan 2005 21:33:40 -0800
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On Wed, 12 Jan 2005 23:38:24 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:
>In article , Zapanaz wrote:
>
>
>>
>> what the hell does the J.R. stand for, anyway?
>
>NOTHING! It's on his birth certificate that way! "J. R. "Bob" Dobbs."
>Remember, "Bob's" dad was an immigrant, and this may have been an
>"American-sounding name" that, to him, a small-town drugstore manager,
>had an aristocratic ring to it. He was not an extremely sophisticated
>or worldly man, and some scholars have surmised that perhaps the Dobbs
>dad had a boss whose desk nameplate displayed a nickname in quotes,
>i.e. L. R. "Dick" Smith, etc. In fact a whole crew of researchers was
>looking into it last year, trying to quiz people in "Bob's" town of
>birth, and trying to determine which companies the elder Dobbs might
>have had regular dealings with, but no one has heard from them in
>months.
>
>It is most definitely NOT Jesus Robert, which is the most common
>mistaken guess.
ahhhhhhh I don't buy it. You don't think his pipe has a name, either.
Which is obviously illogical. How could you TALK to it if it didn't
have a NAME?
See what I mean? Something is missing.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
But if we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made out
of meat?
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Thu, 13 Jan 2005 07:03:50 -0700
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>
> In article , Zapanaz wrote:
>
> >
> > what the hell does the J.R. stand for, anyway?
>
> NOTHING! It's on his birth certificate that way! "J. R. "Bob" Dobbs."
> Remember, "Bob's" dad was an immigrant, and this may have been an
> "American-sounding name" that, to him, a small-town drugstore manager,
> had an aristocratic ring to it. He was not an extremely sophisticated
> or worldly man, and some scholars have surmised that perhaps the Dobbs
> dad had a boss whose desk nameplate displayed a nickname in quotes,
> i.e. L. R. "Dick" Smith, etc. In fact a whole crew of researchers was
> looking into it last year, trying to quiz people in "Bob's" town of
> birth, and trying to determine which companies the elder Dobbs might
> have had regular dealings with, but no one has heard from them in
> months.
>
> It is most definitely NOT Jesus Robert, which is the most common
> mistaken guess.
>
I'm leaning towards the "Afro-centric" Dobbsian theory.
Maybe Rhodesia. It would explain several things.
--
"I'd just like to say I'm sailing with the Rock
and I'll be back like Independence Day with Jesus,
June 6, like the movie, big mothership and all.
I'll be back."
--Executed Serial killer Aileen Wuornos
Correspondent:: bobdiddley@aol.com (A Boy Named Sue Nommi)
Date: 14 Jan 2005 03:41:17 GMT
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Stang talked about:
>> what the hell does the J.R. stand for, anyway?
>
>NOTHING! It's on his birth certificate that way! "J. R. "Bob" Dobbs."
>Remember, "Bob's" dad was an immigrant, and this may have been an
>"American-sounding name" that, to him, a small-town drugstore manager,
>had an aristocratic ring to it. He was not an extremely sophisticated
>or worldly man, and some scholars have surmised that perhaps the Dobbs
>dad had a boss whose desk nameplate displayed a nickname in quotes,
>i.e. L. R. "Dick" Smith, etc. In fact a whole crew of researchers was
>looking into it last year, trying to quiz people in "Bob's" town of
>birth, and trying to determine which companies the elder Dobbs might
>have had regular dealings with, but no one has heard from them in
>months.
>
>It is most definitely NOT Jesus Robert, which is the most common
>mistaken guess.
He may have been exposed to the music of J.R. "Bob" Wills and the Texas
Playboys, very popular throughout the south in the 40's and 50's. Inventor of
Country Swing music, a songwriter, arranger, and damn fine fiddler. One
inspiration point for me, in my search for something, which turned out to be
Slack. J. R. stood for James Robert, in his case.
=========================================================
Scriptures, n. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from
the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
-Ambrose Bierce, writer (1842-1914) [The Devil
Correspondent:: Reverend Kenny <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam>
Date: Thu, 13 Jan 2005 23:19:24 -0500
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A Boy Named Sue Nommi wrote:
> Stang talked about:
>
>>>what the hell does the J.R. stand for, anyway?
>>
>>It is most definitely NOT Jesus Robert, which is the most common
>>mistaken guess.
>
Maybe it's like BJ on the old MASH tv show... Didn't stand for anything...
His mother was Bea and his dad was Jay
--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny
"Your enemy is not surrounding your country. Your enemy is ruling your
country."
-George Orwell
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Thu, 13 Jan 2005 23:49:59 -0700
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I think it means either "Johnny Rebel" or "Jackass Rabbit."
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 13 Jan 2005 23:46:01 -0800
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On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 23:49:59 -0700, "angelicusrex"
wrote:
> I think it means either "Johnny Rebel" or "Jackass Rabbit."
>
>Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
>
>
"Joke Religion"?
justifier Reena
Jovian Ribbentrop
Jacobs rainwater
jackal Rochambeau
jovial rapid
jolt razer
Jessey reggae
Janesville rickrack
Jeannette reground
?
Josselyn revolutionist
Jena Reconstruction
joist rub
Jordain rancher
Jania Ruggiero
Jolyn rubbed
Juieta RAF
Jupiter Riesling
joker roofgarden
?
jess repaper
jujitsu recuperate
jibe ritualized
Jannie roughage
Jamal radicalness
Jocko resuscitate
Josiah Remington
JFK railroading
jeer retain
jeez recombinant
Jethro realism
Juggernaut Rog
Jemmy Redhook
jellying rimless
jockey Ralph
Jermain Richmound
Jerry Rozella
jokier redlining
jenny riverboat
Jupiter RTFM
jutting rabbi
juxtapose risibility
Jurassic Ramonda
Jefferey Rawlins
Juno radiosterilized
jaggers Ringo
?
I vote for Jupiter RTFM "Bob" Dobbs, personally.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
'Surely you will sink: if you will not "Bob"'
Eclesiectomies 130:13
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 13 Jan 2005 23:50:43 -0800
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On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 23:46:01 -0800, Zapanaz
wrote:
>
>I vote for Jupiter RTFM "Bob" Dobbs, personally.
On second thought it has to be either:
Jovian Ribbentrop
Janesville rickrack
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
I lost the crank that goes in the downloading socket of my
antique computorola.
- nenslo
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005 12:25:47 -0800
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On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 23:50:43 -0800, Zapanaz
wrote:
>On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 23:46:01 -0800, Zapanaz
> wrote:
>
>>
>>I vote for Jupiter RTFM "Bob" Dobbs, personally.
>
>On second thought it has to be either:
>
>Jovian Ribbentrop
>Janesville rickrack
Jew Roadblock?
johnnycake retardation "Bob" Dobbs?
jaded Rapunzel "Bob" Dobbs?
Java rutabaga "Bob" Dobbs?
Joule radium "Bob" Dobbs?
Jello reader "Bob" Dobbs?
Jorie Rurik "Bob" Dobbs?
janitorial rectal "Bob" Dobbs?
joyridden roommate "Bob" Dobbs?
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
I just can't see Howdy Doody in a debate without a hand up his ass.
- GW Bush in a nutshell
Correspondent:: Reverend Kenny <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam>
Date: Wed, 12 Jan 2005 20:32:28 -0500
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Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
> http://stardust.jpl.nasa.gov/overview/microchip/names2d14.html
>
> search for DOBBS JR
>
I saw just Bob Dobbs a little bellow that
and Connie Too!
>
--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny
"Your enemy is not surrounding your country. Your enemy is ruling your
country."
-George Orwell
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Wed, 12 Jan 2005 18:57:08 -0700
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Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
>
Please be careful how you use the word "weird"
in alt.slack
The reason being that many of its denizens were
frequently tormented by being called "weird"
when they were growing up, even if their family
eventually stopped calling them that when they
became legally adult.
The other large group of alt.slack posters have
dedicated their lives to proving that "weirdness"
does not exist, and saying otherwise tends to make
them froth and spew and roll around on the carpet
having seizures while speaking in alien tongues
and masturbating.
The last large group of alt.slack posters do
that too, but only when you talk politics.
--
I don't know what you're talking about.
I've never met you before in my life.
That story sounds like utter bullshit.
I wasn't there and it wasn't me.
I am *not* in denial. Shut up.
--nu-monet
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 13 Jan 2005 03:42:01 GMT
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In article <41E5D574.3D2E@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> saying otherwise tends to make
> them froth and spew and roll around on the carpet
> having seizures while speaking in alien tongues
> and masturbating.
Let's compare lists of those we think are in that grouping. Your
results may vary, but I'll bet the odds are well over 50/50 that you are
on my list and I am on yours. I AM typing in Engrish, but I'm doing it
with one hand and flogging Huey Jr. under the table, so a grisly sort of
synchronicity is a strong possibility.
--
HellPope Huey
"Crapocalypse Now," currently playing
in Baghdad, Utah, Ceylon, New Yawk,
Calipornia, Warshington, Usenet and your pants
"Why are these southern-fried hags
having a bitch-fest on my pay-per-view?"
- "Father of the Pride"
"I'm always relieved when I hear a eulogy
and I realize I'm listening to it."
- George Carlin
Correspondent:: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel"
Date: 14 Jan 2005 20:38:52 -0800
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>DONEL JOE DOBBS (1LT/ARMY)
>RONALD GENE DOBBS (CPL/MARINE CORPS)
>JIMMIE LEE DOBBS (PFC/ARMY)
>GERALD THOMAS DOBBS (PFC/MARINE CORPS)
>RONALD STEPHEN DOBBS (PFC/MARINE CORPS)
>ROBERT ARTHUR DOBBS (SSG/ARMY)
Three-on-three deathmatch basketball.
Who'd referee? the Coast Guard?
Correspondent:: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel"
Date: 14 Jan 2005 20:46:15 -0800
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==
AMY A. WOOLARD
JAMES HARRY WOOLARD (SP4/ARMY)
[NFN] WOOLARD
ALEX WOOLARD
CHRISTOPHER D WOOLARD
CRAIG D WOOLARD
DANA WOOLARD
DENNIS V WOOLARD
GAVIN R WOOLARD
INGRID D WOOLARD
JEANETTE WOOLARD
KATHY L WOOLARD
KEVIN M WOOLARD
MARTHA WOOLARD
SARAH B WOOLARD
==
Great. Another spaceship I missed.