What Terrible Luck I'm Having!
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Tue, 04 Jan 2005 14:09:49 -0500
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Naw, just kidding. Got the Compulsive Stang-Haters excited for a
moment, though, I'll bet.
This is really REPORT TO THE SLACKHOLDERS #274
We/I got home last night from a holidays stay at the Stang Ranch in
Texas to find a mere 13 messages left on the Toll Free Answer Machine,
and something like EIGHTY orders for memberships and DVDs from SubSITE
and Paypal. My work is cut out for me. Maybe I should hire a part time
slave -- but then I'll have to give IT some of the money! I haven't
looked at the CafePress store yet. I finished one Hour of Slack while
in Texas, #976, but I still must dub and mail the CDs to the stations
and subscribers. I'm looking at a couple of days of toil to get caught
up, but it means I am RICH this month -- RICH!! ((Insert animation shot
of Stang in bathing suit, swan-diving into grain silo filled with
golden coins and swimming in the coins, doing backstroke while singing
"I Am a SubGenius"))
THE TOLL FREE PHONE ANSWERING MACHINE
This was switched over from Jesus and Magadalen to me a few months ago.
They tried to warn me that most of the calls are from retarded or very
drunk SubGenii. They were right. The toll free machine catches calls
from the SubGenii who simply MUST talk to a real person, for whatever
reason. The reason appears oftimes to be total functional illiteracy.
I'm not putting down the functional illiterates; that describes half
the musicians I know. What kills me is the SUPREME FAITH that so many
of these callers have in MY CLAIRVOYANT POWERS. In fact I had my
clairvoyant powers EXCISED SURGICALLY decades ago, but these faithful
seem to believe that because of my maygickalle mind-reading powers,
THEY DON'T NEED TO LEAVE A PHONE NUMBER OR EVEN A NAME.
A typical message: "Hey, anybody there? Hey, well like WOW... man... I
can't believe this... whoa... well dude like, I'm trying to find this
SubGenius I met in... uh... 1985... I have GOT to find this guy as soon
as possible. It's CRUCIAL. This guy was like... whoa. He has my copy of
High Bob Tales X and I need it back! Uh... so... uh... let me know, if
you get this messge. Oh by the way it's 10 o'clock."
Another typical message: "Yeah, uh, I've been giggin' around looking
for that thing... that Bob thing... anyway this is Steve... Steve in
Lakewood... okay, let me know."
Common: "You have reached the correct number but you must leave a
message." (Exact repeat of my outgoing message.)
Also common: "*Please* call me back, this is Margblx bblxz at TWO ONE
FOUR, sixse'enninefiveglurblurblur, I wanted to order your video but I
can't find it anywhere in the catalog."
The good news is, I don't have to call a single one of them back
because they PRECLUDED THAT POSSIBILITY THEMSELVES!
CHURCHLY MAIL ORDER
Everything that was ordered before Dec. 23 was mailed before Dec. 23.
Everything ordered since then will be mailed tomorrow. Or so. If we're
lucky. There are no Pamphlet #2s in the current batch of Membership
Packs so I'll mail those later when I get the revised ones in, middle
of January.
As usual it's all Memberships and Arise!s, EXCEPT for the niggling
orders for THE MOST OBSCURE ITEMS, the ancient things that get ordered
maybe once a year, and are not kept in stock really, so that I end up
with this small stack of orders I have to make and fill specially --
VHS videos done 15 years ago like Club No Devival, the flexidisk from
1982, Full Metal Dobbs Mask etc. Stuff their friends didn't already
have or couldn't duplicate easily. But you know, we hate to let
enything go to waste, no matter how old it is. We turn our old
panphlets and people into fertilizer.
Speaking of which, I managed to smuggle a handful of human remains back
to Cleveland on the plane. The Man inspected my bag with the CDs in
it... and left a nice polite little note like he always does... and the
box with the COOKIES in it... but he ignored the suitcase with the
little folded up envelope full of WHITE POWDER and the CHUNKS OF WHITE
"ROCK". It was my mom, but it could have been a thousand bucks' worth
of cocaine, and they didn't even LOOK. Some War on Drugs.
THE SACRED P.O. BOX -- ten days' build-up:
GOOD NEWS: still no summons.
Partial REFUND CHECK from the IRS to SubGenius Foundation -- they owed
us for mistakenly confiscating all our funds right after 7X-Day
WEFT-FM in Champaign Illinois renewed their Hour of Slack subscription
for another round, $250
Welcome to new Ministers: we received Sacred Identity Confirmation
Postcards from new members: First Untied Church of Pasadrowsamoht
(Indianapolis, IN), Rev. Martin Luther Ing (Holland), Rev. Chewie Gooey
Joe (Kenosha, WI), Dr. Dreg_N (Pittsburgh, PA), and Rev. Llama Hogden
Pogden Van Platypus (Indio, CA).
(Oddly, less than half of the people who buy Memberships ever send in
that little confirmation card)
Many Pages of Handwritten Ranting from a Local Visionary
Two Onions
Two MacAddicts
One Wired
One MacWorld
One MAD
Letter back from a guy who ordered a shirt that doesn't exist... I
asked him which shirt he wants instead... he thanked me for asking but
didn't answer my question
Nice Present and Card from Rev. Geo and St. Patty
Erotica Catalog from Last gasp!
Check from a Canadian ordering 8 Pamphlets
Package from Espira in England with CD of Fighting Cocks album, Leevil
album MP3s, Nov. EuroSubTour photos, new art, video clips of old Euro
devivals (Amsterdam 03 and London March 04) -- also posters and SubG
wallpaper samples
Letter from a guy in prison asking for free stuff (we get one of these
every couple of months from some prisoner or another), some terrible
cartoon artwork included -- I will probably send this guy some
packageless CD rejects, printed matter and a Dobbshead sticker; he's
written thrice
Nothing forwarded from the Austin or Dallas PO Box, making me wonder.
Congratulations to iDRMRSR for his GREAT ESCAPE!!
Sorry to hear about Kelly Freas. There's a huge poster by him
dominating one of our bedroom walls -- his movie poster for THE WIZARD
OF SPEED AND TIME (autographed by Rev. Jittlov). Goes with the Outer
Space theme of the bedroom wallpaper -- which the house CAME WITH!
Upcoming Events:
DETROIT DEVIVAL March 19 at The Magic Stick in Detroit with The Amino
Acids, Man, The Christ Punchers, much more. This promises to be a truly
spirit-filled Devival.
Winterstar, Feb. 26, Delroy Ohio -- I might only be at this week-long
indoor convention long enough to rant. Not a big Devival Event;
expensive. For Pagans.
8X-Day -- we just got our first pre-registration!
http://subgenius.com/scatalog/x_day_items.htm
I've never liked that word, "Devival." It's not one of mine or Philo's
or Onan's or "Bob"'s. Buck Naked coined it and we kept using it by
default. It implies that you're devived, drained. Also it inadvertently
cops from DEVO. "REvival" implies that you are being RE-vived because
you had become devived. What we want is for the pew-packers to SIMPLY
BE VIVED, whether for the first time or the thousandth. Or to be made
MORE vived then ever before. Maybe just:
"Evival"
would do it.
But that sounds... evile although it is also evolved. Also it's
computery, as in email.
Then there's "Peevival," but that implies mainly the
Arkansas-Doktors4"Bob" audience-elimination approach.
Something to think about, anyway, for those with anything left with
which TO think.
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Correspondent:: "just john"
Date: 4 Jan 2005 12:13:18 -0800
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How 'bout "previval"?
It just strikes me as amusing and meaningless, in a pompous kinda way.
Variations on "survival" (SURE-vival or Sir Vival) sound too much like
a completely different set of cultists.
And then there's ENvival ...
Asvegas comma vival?
---
* Radio Free Entropy: http://just-john.com/cn/rfe.shtml *
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Tue, 04 Jan 2005 14:45:12 -0600
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On 4 Jan 2005 12:13:18 -0800, "just john"
wrote:
>Variations on "survival" (SURE-vival or Sir Vival) sound too much like
>a completely different set of cultists.
>
surfvival-subgenius beach party and tsunami drill
>
>
>And then there's ENvival ...
>
>Asvegas comma vival?
>---
>* Radio Free Entropy: http://just-john.com/cn/rfe.shtml *
Correspondent:: "just john"
Date: 4 Jan 2005 12:53:02 -0800
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Come on now, a sufi surf-vival!
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Tue, 04 Jan 2005 17:15:18 -0600
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On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 14:45:12 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
wrote:
>On 4 Jan 2005 12:13:18 -0800, "just john"
>wrote:
>
>
>>Variations on "survival" (SURE-vival or Sir Vival) sound too much like
>>a completely different set of cultists.
>>
>
>surfvival-subgenius beach party and tsunami drill
>>
>>
>>And then there's ENvival ...
>>
>>Asvegas comma vival?
GHEEEEEvival or nheegheevival
That would be the night the subgenius invoke the powers of nheeghee.
whoa. stand back.
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Tue, 4 Jan 2005 19:42:42 -0500
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Welcome back! Hey, since I escaped the overseers, I'm hanging around the
condo watching the shitty weather. When my underwear gets to the proper
point of ripeness, I suppose I will eventually have to budge.
I was thinking about the Devival question. How about "B"-vival, of course,
to commemorate that fucker Bob, without whom we'd be just as Yeti, only with
far less to put on T shirts.
[*]
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Correspondent:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 4 Jan 2005 17:34:33 -0800
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"Bee"-vival: Take a random pink, or a targeted one, for that matter,
and lock him in a room full of angry hornets, wasps and bees. Big
Laffs, especially once the bees begin to inevitably move into bodily
orifices.
"Fee"-vival: Not as much an event, more of a bunch of people showing
up, paying their 30 dollars and turning right back around and going the
fuck home. No show for you.
"Tea"-vival: Popular in England.
Correspondent:: "just john"
Date: 5 Jan 2005 05:29:31 -0800
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Or BobVival ...
But here's a subversive notion -- so subversive it's SUPERversive --
how 'bout just "revival"?
It would be good for sparking that creepy horror/pride flash emotion of
"Holy shit, this is turning into a real religion!"
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Tue, 04 Jan 2005 19:58:28 -0600
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On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 17:15:18 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
wrote:
>On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 14:45:12 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
> wrote:
>
>>On 4 Jan 2005 12:13:18 -0800, "just john"
>>wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Variations on "survival" (SURE-vival or Sir Vival) sound too much like
>>>a completely different set of cultists.
>>>
>>
>>surfvival-subgenius beach party and tsunami drill
>>>
>>>
>>>And then there's ENvival ...
>>>
>>>Asvegas comma vival?
>
>GHEEEEEvival or nheegheevival
>
>That would be the night the subgenius invoke the powers of nheeghee.
>
>whoa. stand back.
I thought about this a little more. You know how Vodoun has the
radicalized hate rituals? I think it's when they all wear red hankies
for Ogoun the war guy or something.
Let me tell you, they get more results doing a passive aggressive
ritual, than one stupid american peace rally gets. Hmm. Think about
it. Those Haitians fill themselves with the spirit of hate,resentment,
will to power, what have you. Stupid head peaceniks like me sit around
sipping ever so civilly sipping our espresso and wearing our badges,
TALKING about what a tragic waste of human energy war is. WELL, at
least WAR gets SOMETHING done. Not something good, but it gets SOME
kind of results. Unlike the desparing erudite fuckwits with their
clove cigarettes who are angry,disappointed in their fellow man, and
resentful, but not FURIOUS about the MISMANAGEMENT OF THE PLANET BY
THE PINK CONSPIRACY.
I think Rev. Stang might be right, hate IS the great motivator. No
more of this peace and light, no more of this lovey dovey your
neighbor crap. IT DOESN'T WORK. IT'S A SCAM. I'll tolerate idiots only
as long as they don't start taking ME AND MINE ALONG FOR THE DUMBASS
RIDE THROUGH DUMBSHITLAND.
The only thing that works even a little bit is radicalization of the
Faithful. As seen in Hitler's Germany, as seen in Osama bin Laden's
army of terrorists, as seen by the overtaking of the Republican party
by fag hating, women hating, liberal hating, jew hating, nigger
hating, civil liberties hating fundamentalists.
HATE GETS THE JOB DONE!!!!!
I propose the term "Hate Rally" with whatever embellishments, like
Yeti Liberation Front Hate Rally, or SubGenius Fundamentalist Hate
Rally or just HATE RALLY!
We should take to wearing white robes and hoods and burning the sacred
icon on the White House lawn!
HATE CRIME? I GOT YOUR HATE CRIME RIGHT HERE!!!!!
fuckers
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 05 Jan 2005 02:48:35 GMT
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HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
>On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 17:15:18 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 14:45:12 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
>> wrote:
>>
>>>On 4 Jan 2005 12:13:18 -0800, "just john"
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Variations on "survival" (SURE-vival or Sir Vival) sound too much like
>>>>a completely different set of cultists.
>>>>
>>>
>>>surfvival-subgenius beach party and tsunami drill
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>And then there's ENvival ...
>>>>
>>>>Asvegas comma vival?
>>
>>GHEEEEEvival or nheegheevival
>>
>>That would be the night the subgenius invoke the powers of nheeghee.
>>
>>whoa. stand back.
>
>I thought about this a little more. You know how Vodoun has the
>radicalized hate rituals? I think it's when they all wear red hankies
>for Ogoun the war guy or something.
>
>Let me tell you, they get more results doing a passive aggressive
>ritual, than one stupid american peace rally gets. Hmm. Think about
>it. Those Haitians fill themselves with the spirit of hate,resentment,
>will to power, what have you. Stupid head peaceniks like me sit around
>sipping ever so civilly sipping our espresso and wearing our badges,
>TALKING about what a tragic waste of human energy war is. WELL, at
>least WAR gets SOMETHING done. Not something good, but it gets SOME
>kind of results. Unlike the desparing erudite fuckwits with their
>clove cigarettes who are angry,disappointed in their fellow man, and
>resentful, but not FURIOUS about the MISMANAGEMENT OF THE PLANET BY
>THE PINK CONSPIRACY.
>
>I think Rev. Stang might be right, hate IS the great motivator. No
>more of this peace and light, no more of this lovey dovey your
>neighbor crap. IT DOESN'T WORK. IT'S A SCAM. I'll tolerate idiots only
>as long as they don't start taking ME AND MINE ALONG FOR THE DUMBASS
>RIDE THROUGH DUMBSHITLAND.
>
>The only thing that works even a little bit is radicalization of the
>Faithful. As seen in Hitler's Germany, as seen in Osama bin Laden's
>army of terrorists, as seen by the overtaking of the Republican party
>by fag hating, women hating, liberal hating, jew hating, nigger
>hating, civil liberties hating fundamentalists.
>
>HATE GETS THE JOB DONE!!!!!
>
>I propose the term "Hate Rally" with whatever embellishments, like
>Yeti Liberation Front Hate Rally, or SubGenius Fundamentalist Hate
>Rally or just HATE RALLY!
>
>We should take to wearing white robes and hoods and burning the sacred
>icon on the White House lawn!
>
> HATE CRIME? I GOT YOUR HATE CRIME RIGHT HERE!!!!!
>
>
>
>fuckers
>
>
>
Yep, it's the "Erudite Fuckwitz vs. the "Red Honkies"
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Tue, 04 Jan 2005 21:13:26 -0600
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On Wed, 05 Jan 2005 02:48:35 GMT, König Prüß, GfbAEV
wrote:
>
> Yep, it's the "Erudite Fuckwitz vs. the "Red Honkies"
Thank you, Sir.
AND ANOTHER THING!
Those pinks are encroaching on our habitat! Where is PETA now? huh?
Sure we can pass as human at times. But we have special physiological
requirements that are not being met. We are ENDANGERED. It's all THEIR
fault!
This pisses me off!
Primates in the zoo get free medical care!
They get free suitable enrichment activities for their offspring!
They've got it easy.
Even their mates are simply loosed into their cages!
Our Himalayan brethren have the right idea. They don't just tolerate
the pinks and wait for Xday while dealing with modern culture. No,
they are waiting for the Xists far away from the human taint, safe and
snug on top of the world well out of reach.
fuckers
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 05 Jan 2005 04:08:45 GMT
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HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
>On Wed, 05 Jan 2005 02:48:35 GMT, König Prüß, GfbAEV
> wrote:
>
>
>>
>> Yep, it's the "Erudite Fuckwitz vs. the "Red Honkies"
>
>Thank you, Sir.
>
>AND ANOTHER THING!
>
>Those pinks are encroaching on our habitat! Where is PETA now? huh?
>Sure we can pass as human at times. But we have special physiological
>requirements that are not being met. We are ENDANGERED. It's all THEIR
>fault!
>
>This pisses me off!
>
>Primates in the zoo get free medical care!
>They get free suitable enrichment activities for their offspring!
>They've got it easy.
>Even their mates are simply loosed into their cages!
>
>Our Himalayan brethren have the right idea. They don't just tolerate
>the pinks and wait for Xday while dealing with modern culture. No,
>they are waiting for the Xists far away from the human taint, safe and
>snug on top of the world well out of reach.
>
>
>
>
>fuckers
About the primates part, dogs run free-why can't we?
Dogs don't run free, and freedom's not all it's cracked up to be.
Free to, and free from. Freedom carries with it the burden of responsibility,
and ironically that's one of the things I want to be free from.
But the Himalayan's, I can understand the freedom in detachment,
the peace and clarity of vision derived from a sort of aloof amusement.
It was funny that during this current tsunami that will have to do for a tragedy
until the next one comes along, I saw monks making an impassioned plea
to help those whom the Earth's Buddha-nature had consumed like so many
Little Debby Snack Cakes. Where is the monks wise detachment? Why do
they give a crap one way or the other: it is all one.
"Wash with Dr. Bronner's Soap!"
Correspondent:: "ŠŸŠÊþÑÙS" <ŠŸŠÊþÑÙS@ŠŸŠÊþÑÙS.org>
Date: Tue, 4 Jan 2005 23:50:39 -0500
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It was funny that during this current tsunami that will have to do for a
tragedy
> until the next one comes along, I saw monks making an impassioned plea
> to help those whom the Earth's Buddha-nature had consumed like so many
> Little Debby Snack Cakes. Where is the monks wise detachment? Why do
> they give a crap one way or the other: it is all one.
COMPASSION
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Tue, 04 Jan 2005 22:06:15 -0800
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"SŸSÊþÑÙS" wrote:
>
>
> It was funny that during this current tsunami that will have to do for a
> tragedy
> > until the next one comes along, I saw monks making an impassioned plea
> > to help those whom the Earth's Buddha-nature had consumed like so many
> > Little Debby Snack Cakes. Where is the monks wise detachment? Why do
> > they give a crap one way or the other: it is all one.
>
> COMPASSION
We don't use that word in christian culture.
It takes practice to ignore a dumbass. It takes a miracle to love one.
The leaders of OUR religions tell us that the age of miracles is past.
Practice is just too hard. That's why we just beat sense into people.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 05 Jan 2005 06:52:14 GMT
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nenslo wrote:
>"SŸSÊþÑÙS" wrote:
>>
>>
>> It was funny that during this current tsunami that will have to do for a
>> tragedy
>> > until the next one comes along, I saw monks making an impassioned plea
>> > to help those whom the Earth's Buddha-nature had consumed like so many
>> > Little Debby Snack Cakes. Where is the monks wise detachment? Why do
>> > they give a crap one way or the other: it is all one.
>>
>> COMPASSION
>
>We don't use that word in christian culture.
>
>It takes practice to ignore a dumbass. It takes a miracle to love one.
>The leaders of OUR religions tell us that the age of miracles is past.
>Practice is just too hard. That's why we just beat sense into people.
Yes, the Jesutafarians for whom Creation is constantly getting retooled
by the Angry Machinist-Mate 3rd Class have difficulty accepting what their
Main Man hath wrought. Think of this as Darwin in action, and eschew the palm
shack on the beach where the Bad Breath of an Angry Wind God and the
rising tides of fortune may wash your non-shrink polyester self into the alta mar,
neither build ye your tabernacles upon a California hillside there the gentile rains
will move thee into the maw of Big Tachunka Canyon.
Correspondent:: "SYSÊþÑÙS" <ŠŸŠÊþÑÙS@ŠŸŠÊþÑÙS.org>
Date: Wed, 5 Jan 2005 07:34:31 -0500
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"nenslo" wrote in message
news:41DB83D6.CAB759D3@yahoox.com...
> "SYSÊþÑÙS" wrote:
>>
>>
>> It was funny that during this current tsunami that will have to do for a
>> tragedy
>> > until the next one comes along, I saw monks making an impassioned plea
>> > to help those whom the Earth's Buddha-nature had consumed like so many
>> > Little Debby Snack Cakes. Where is the monks wise detachment? Why do
>> > they give a crap one way or the other: it is all one.
>>
>> COMPASSION
>
> We don't use that word in christian culture.
>
> It takes practice to ignore a dumbass. It takes a miracle to love one.
> The leaders of OUR religions tell us that the age of miracles is past.
> Practice is just too hard. That's why we just beat sense into people.
Re-Evolution or De-Evolution !
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 06 Jan 2005 02:20:55 GMT
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In article <41DB83D6.CAB759D3@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> It takes practice to ignore a dumbass. It takes a miracle to love one.
> The leaders of OUR religions tell us that the age of miracles is past.
> Practice is just too hard. That's why we just beat sense into people.
And boy, are your arms tired.
Um... has it worked yet? Like, ever? Maybe I just missed the one it
worked on. Maybe it worked when you drove Lil away. That'd be
loaf-pinchingly funny, Orton.... your most effective moment was when you
made a fetching transsexual hike up her panties and rise from the edge
of the punchbowl upon which the rest of us remain most resolutely
seated. HAW HAW, THAT'S SO RICH!!
--
HellPope Huey
If I could catch Time in a bottle...
I'd go back, buy a bunch of Microsoft stock
and kick the crap out of Hitler.
Wouldn't you?
"Just because a man sleeps with his daughter,
drinks liquor from a jelly jar
and has cars up on blocks in his front yard
doesn't make him a racist
and I'm sure I speak for all white trash
when I say that we don't want to be associated
with the redneck peckerwoods."
- A. Whitney Brown
"Baby Oopsy kicked my butt!"
- "Puppet Master Vs. Demonic Toys"
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 05 Jan 2005 08:17:40 GMT
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"ŠŸŠÊþÑÙS" wrote:
>
> It was funny that during this current tsunami that will have to do for a
>tragedy
>> until the next one comes along, I saw monks making an impassioned plea
>> to help those whom the Earth's Buddha-nature had consumed like so many
>> Little Debby Snack Cakes. Where is the monks wise detachment? Why do
>> they give a crap one way or the other: it is all one.
>
>COMPASSION
>
>
Compassion is when you care enough to request that somebody else
do something so that you can continue to sit on your fat buddhist butt
pontificating and maintaining moral superiority to those who live in the
World? Get up offa that thang! Holy Man? Feh! Wholly out to lunch.
Correspondent:: "ŠŸŠÊþÑÙS" <ŠŸŠÊþÑÙS@ŠŸŠÊþÑÙS.org>
Date: Wed, 5 Jan 2005 06:40:04 -0500
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; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
news:EoNCd.68514$uM5.31259@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> "ŠŸŠÊþÑÙS" wrote:
>>
>> It was funny that during this current tsunami that will have to do for a
>>tragedy
>>> until the next one comes along, I saw monks making an impassioned plea
>>> to help those whom the Earth's Buddha-nature had consumed like so many
>>> Little Debby Snack Cakes. Where is the monks wise detachment? Why do
>>> they give a crap one way or the other: it is all one.
>>
>>COMPASSION
>>
>>
>
> Compassion is when you care enough to request that somebody else
> do something so that you can continue to sit on your fat buddhist butt
> pontificating and maintaining moral superiority to those who live in the
> World? Get up offa that thang! Holy Man? Feh! Wholly out to lunch.
>
http://tinyurl.com/6tl6j
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 05 Jan 2005 12:47:27 GMT
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"ŠŸŠÊþÑÙS" wrote:
>
>; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
>news:EoNCd.68514$uM5.31259@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
>> "ŠŸŠÊþÑÙS" wrote:
>>>
>>> It was funny that during this current tsunami that will have to do for a
>>>tragedy
>>>> until the next one comes along, I saw monks making an impassioned plea
>>>> to help those whom the Earth's Buddha-nature had consumed like so many
>>>> Little Debby Snack Cakes. Where is the monks wise detachment? Why do
>>>> they give a crap one way or the other: it is all one.
>>>
>>>COMPASSION
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Compassion is when you care enough to request that somebody else
>> do something so that you can continue to sit on your fat buddhist butt
>> pontificating and maintaining moral superiority to those who live in the
>> World? Get up offa that thang! Holy Man? Feh! Wholly out to lunch.
>>
>http://tinyurl.com/6tl6j
>
>
>
Hooray! I applaud them for having the courage of their convictions!
Would that more people did--
Correspondent:: "ouroboros rex"
Date: Tue, 4 Jan 2005 14:17:36 -0600
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:040120051409495950%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> THE SACRED P.O. BOX -- ten days' build-up:
>
> GOOD NEWS: still no summons.
> Partial REFUND CHECK from the IRS to SubGenius Foundation -- they owed
> us for mistakenly confiscating all our funds right after 7X-Day
> WEFT-FM in Champaign Illinois
Seen here on screen three at http://weftfm.org
> renewed their Hour of Slack subscription
> for another round, $250
..And thankee kindly for all yer work in making it possible for us to do so!
You realize, if you ever quit, the whole Church will fall into a time
pocket, where you'll be doing the show FOREVER, and EVER, and you'll NEVER
KNOW!! Kinda like NOW!!!
"It's Christmas... in Baghdad...
We'll put dad in a body bag... under the Christmas tree..."
I won't know if I got any phone calls over that one till Thursday. lol
Correspondent:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 4 Jan 2005 13:22:09 -0800
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That Lakewood phone call was a Bevilacquan time warp call from the
early 90's, I'll bet, straight thru the worm-hole from before He met
Bob.
Correspondent:: Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde
Date: Tue, 04 Jan 2005 22:22:30 GMT
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>
> I've never liked that word, "Devival." It's not one of mine or Philo's
> or Onan's or "Bob"'s. Buck Naked coined it and we kept using it by
> default. It implies that you're devived, drained. Also it inadvertently
> cops from DEVO. "REvival" implies that you are being RE-vived because
> you had become devived. What we want is for the pew-packers to SIMPLY
> BE VIVED, whether for the first time or the thousandth. Or to be made
> MORE vived then ever before. Maybe just:
"MEvivals" are good for the self-centered Yeti.
--With love, the Rabbs
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Tue, 04 Jan 2005 17:10:09 -0600
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On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 22:22:30 GMT, Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde
wrote:
>"MEvivals" are good for the self-centered Yeti.
>
>--With love, the Rabbs
Shevivals make wonderful bachelorette parties
Correspondent:: Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde
Date: Wed, 05 Jan 2005 02:07:01 GMT
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HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
> On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 22:22:30 GMT, Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde
> wrote:
>
>>"MEvivals" are good for the self-centered Yeti.
>>
>>--With love, the Rabbs
>
> Shevivals make wonderful bachelorette parties
Omigod!!!!
The perfect theme for my sister-in-law elect's night out on the town
before she hitches onto my brother!
I'm emailing the "overeducated bridesmaids" blogger with that NOW!
--With love, the Rabbs
Correspondent:: "SYSÊþÑÙS" <ŠŸŠÊþÑÙS@ŠŸŠÊþÑÙS.org>
Date: Wed, 5 Jan 2005 12:04:21 -0500
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> "MEvivals" are good for the self-centered Yeti.
>
> --With love, the Rabbs
Already Takem
http://tinyurl.com/68sx7
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 05 Jan 2005 17:25:58 GMT
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"SYSÊþÑÙS" wrote:
>> "MEvivals" are good for the self-centered Yeti.
>>
>> --With love, the Rabbs
>Already Taken
>http://tinyurl.com/68sx7
>
>
>
Pee-vival: for the usual alt.slack pissing contest
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Tue, 4 Jan 2005 15:26:32 -0700
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Hello, Stang,
Can we have an E-vival?
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz: Once a proud contributor to Revelations X. Prabob
indeed.
Correspondent:: "SYSÊþÑÙS" <ŠŸŠÊþÑÙS@ŠŸŠÊþÑÙS.org>
Date: Tue, 4 Jan 2005 17:37:06 -0500
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EvolveAll
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
Date: 18 Jan 2005 06:02:54 GMT
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<< Erotica Catalog from Last gasp! >>
I didn't notice the $5 coupon in that until yesterday.
I tucked it in the addressed manilla envelope sitting
here that you did not recieve yet, so if you want to
order the Ukrainian nudist book or something, wait a
couple of days.
ooOOoo
Daily Affirmation:
No matter what new depths to which my life may fall,
I may always take solace in the fact
that I will never be found refining a puppet act.