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Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2005 21:29:16 -0600
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HOLY FUCK!
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2005 19:44:51 -0800
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On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 21:29:16 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
wrote:
>HOLY FUCK!
You're just figuring that out NOW?
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
This isn't right. It isn't even wrong. -- Wolfgang Pauli,
on a paper submitted by a physicist colleague
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 12 Jan 2005 13:46:46 GMT
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In article <8979u0tmdebgmng3kjr132af5ikv3kum3e@4ax.com>,
Zapanaz wrote:
> On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 21:29:16 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
> wrote:
>
> >HOLY FUCK!
>
> You're just figuring that out NOW?
The Lord brings people to Fuck in His own good time. That's why we have
flexible spines: so we can grab our ankles before His holy splendor.
--
HellPope Huey
The C.H.U.D.s used to stick to the sewers;
now they're at the damned malls
At some point in time,
you will come to the realization
that almost everybody is making
Howard Dean sounds.
- Revi Shankar
"Nietsche is Pietsche."
- Ogden Nash
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 14 Jan 2005 12:42:31 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote in news:NoRestraint-
A55887.07455912012005@news1.west.earthlink.net:
> In article <8979u0tmdebgmng3kjr132af5ikv3kum3e@4ax.com>,
> Zapanaz wrote:
>> On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 21:29:16 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
>> wrote:
>>
>> >HOLY FUCK!
>>
>> You're just figuring that out NOW?
>
> The Lord brings people to Fuck in His own good time. That's why we have
> flexible spines: so we can grab our ankles before His holy splendor.
>
I don't need to read this stuff on a Monday morning before I've had
coffee.... I read that as "His Holy sphincter".
--
12th Epochalyptic Omniversal MegaFisTemple Dungeon of The Church of Our
Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Oh give me a hoooome, where the buffalo roam, AND I'LL SHOW YOU A HOUSE
THAT STINKS TO HELL!!!"
-- DJ Epoch
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005 18:05:36 GMT
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In article ,
Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote in news:NoRestraint-
> A55887.07455912012005@news1.west.earthlink.net:
> > The Lord brings people to Fuck in His own good time. That's why we have
> > flexible spines: so we can grab our ankles before His holy splendor.
> >
> I don't need to read this stuff on a Monday morning before I've had
> coffee.... I read that as "His Holy sphincter".
That will work as a suitable substitute and is more probably an
accurate assessment of the real deal. A GodFart from the right
inevitably means a ButtKick for the left, so you were merely in
low-grade discernment. Obviously a paid-up member still bristling with
Bobyons.
--
HellPope Huey
"You can't go out to play today, kids;
the Giant Flea Alert Level is at Orange."
"They say Democracy
is how we choose the guy who takes the blame."
- "The West Wing"
"Oh, the goddamned irony
that courses through the popular culture
like a cancer.
If nothing is serious anymore,
there's nothing left to satirize."
- Berkeley Breathed,
creator of "Bloom County"
Correspondent:: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel"
Date: 14 Jan 2005 20:48:56 -0800
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Zapanaz wrote:
> On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 21:29:16 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
> wrote:
>
> >HOLY FUCK!
>
> You're just figuring that out NOW?
>
>
"Do What Thou Wilt" is an observation, not a directive.
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005 21:56:42 -0700
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The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel wrote:
>
> "Do What Thou Wilt" is an observation, not a directive.
But "To Do Is To Be", so you really have no choice but
to obey.
--
Unless there is some reason for investigation,
the federal law and the Constitution still
protect the rights of citizens.
--FBI agent Greg Stejskal
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2005 07:17:10 GMT
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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
>The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel wrote:
>>
>> "Do What Thou Wilt" is an observation, not a directive.
>
>But "To Do Is To Be", so you really have no choice but
>to obey.
(to the tune of "Strangers in the Dark)
Doobie, doobie do...
I wish I had some doobie
Doobie, doobie do...
About a pound of doobie
Doobie, doobie do...
or just a joint or twooooooo...
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2005 01:59:33 -0700
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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
news:41E8A28A.69E6@succeeds.com...
> The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel wrote:
>>
>> "Do What Thou Wilt" is an observation, not a directive.
>
> But "To Do Is To Be", so you really have no choice but
> to obey.
So is to not do, not to be? Are slackers all non-existant?
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2005 10:49:36 -0800
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On Sat, 15 Jan 2005 01:59:33 -0700, "angelicusrex"
wrote:
>
>
>"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
>news:41E8A28A.69E6@succeeds.com...
>> The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel wrote:
>>>
>>> "Do What Thou Wilt" is an observation, not a directive.
>>
>> But "To Do Is To Be", so you really have no choice but
>> to obey.
>
>So is to not do, not to be?
"Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Warning - this message is not FDA approved for use as a flotation
device.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2005 19:29:05 GMT
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Zippernutz wrote:
>On Sat, 15 Jan 2005 01:59:33 -0700, "angelicusrex"
> wrote:
>
>>
>>
>>"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
>>news:41E8A28A.69E6@succeeds.com...
>>> The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel wrote:
>>>>
>>>> "Do What Thou Wilt" is an observation, not a directive.
>>>
>>> But "To Do Is To Be", so you really have no choice but
>>> to obey.
>>
>>So is to not do, not to be?
>
>"Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra
>
Doobie, doobie do...
I wish I had some doobie
Doobie, doobie do...
About a pound of doobie
Doobie, doobie do...
or just a joint or twooooooo...
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2005 07:54:50 -0700
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The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel wrote:
>
> "Do What Thou Wilt" is an observation,
> not a directive.
You could also say:
"Do Until Thou Wilt Is The Law Of The Hole".
--
"I can imagine a LOT when it comes
to unimaginable power."
-- nu-monet
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2005 16:36:37 GMT
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In article <41E92EBA.3298@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel wrote:
> >
> > "Do What Thou Wilt" is an observation,
> > not a directive.
>
> You could also say:
> "Do Until Thou Wilt Is The Law Of The Hole".
"Do UNTIL Thou Wilt, Then Mop Out the Holes."
--
HellPope Huey
"Wookie" is Mandarin Chinese for
"Big Knot On Your Privates."
"It doesn't help that they make us sleep upright.
We eat G.I. rations.
Worms are eating away at the skin of David's feet.
Its called Wormfoot. Chunks fall off."
- Bob Odenkirk
"It wasn't until I started reading and found books
they wouldn't let me read in school that I discovered
you could be insane and happy and have a good life
without being like everybody else."
- John Waters
Correspondent:: IMBJR
Date: Wed, 12 Jan 2005 19:44:07 +0000
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On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 21:29:16 -0600, in reply to HdMrs. Salacia the
Overseer :
>HOLY FUCK!
What did I do now?
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Wed, 12 Jan 2005 16:15:48 -0500
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In article , HdMrs. Salacia
the Overseer wrote:
> HOLY FUCK!
That good, eh?
--
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Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
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Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Wed, 12 Jan 2005 16:43:30 -0600
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On Wed, 12 Jan 2005 16:15:48 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:
>In article , HdMrs. Salacia
>the Overseer wrote:
>
>> HOLY FUCK!
>
>That good, eh?
Well, yeah!
All those extra HANDS!
All those extra HEADS!
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Wed, 12 Jan 2005 18:08:42 -0500
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In article <3u9bu01hdpl7movp3frpb93hv0rfo8d5mo@4ax.com>, HdMrs. Salacia
the Overseer wrote:
> On Wed, 12 Jan 2005 16:15:48 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
> wrote:
>
> >In article , HdMrs. Salacia
> >the Overseer wrote:
> >
> >> HOLY FUCK!
> >
> >That good, eh?
>
> Well, yeah!
>
> All those extra HANDS!
>
HOLY FUCK!
> All those extra HEADS!
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 13 Jan 2005 01:19:00 GMT
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> > All those extra HEADS!
That's the least of it; just think of all the extra STUMPS.
--
HellPope Huey
The C.H.U.D.s used to stick to the sewers;
now they're at the damned malls
At some point in time,
you will come to the realization
that almost everybody is making
Howard Dean sounds.
- Revi Shankar
"Nietsche is Pietsche."
- Ogden Nash
Correspondent:: Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005 00:48:51 GMT
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HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
> HOLY FUCK!
I thought that was celebrated last month...
--With love, the Rabbs