"More than I expected, but nowhere near Too Much."
Correspondent:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 1 Jan 2005 16:19:43 -0800
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There was. like. This comic book. I was reading once. Where this guy.
Right. Ends up getting his dick chopped off. And then shoved in his
mouth. Right. And the guy. Who does this to him. Says something like
this:
"From what I've been told, castration is a man's greatest fear. So, the
way I see it, you have nothing left to worry about."
Which. I just thought was hilarious.
Of course. The castrated dude with the cock shoved in his mouth guy
ends up beheaded and his head is tossed out a window where it crashes
through the roof of limosine to land in the lap of his kidnapped
ex-wife.
NO EXCUSES
NO EXCUSES
NO EXCUSES
Ever see a retarded black flipper baby? You're missing out. I swear.
SCHWA-
"The aliens then transfer the few surviving humans, the most ruthless
ones, to a fresh planet to begin the process anew."
::slime&filth::
"SOMETIME around the year A.D. 421 a group of artisans from a now lost
civilization painstakingly engraved a series of gold leaves or plaes
with cryptic symbols and buried them in a stone box on the west side of
a hill near what is now the village of Nachester, New York. They
remained there, unknown and untouched for fourteen hundred years. Then
on Friday, September 21, 1821, an eighteen-year-old farm boy named
Joseph Smith awoke to a vision in his bedroom near Palmyra, New York. A
personage appeared, he said later '...standing in the air, for his feet
did not touch the floor.' This being, dressed in a long robe 'of most
exquisite qhiteness,' was surrounded by light, and 'his countenance was
truly like Lightning.' He identified himself as Moroni, a 'messenger
sent form the presence of God,' called the youth by name, and announced
that he had bee chosen for a special task. In subsequent appearances
Moroni gave Joseph Smith the exact location of the box and told him
that he was to dig it up when instructed to do so.
"Six years passed before Smith reveived word to unearth the tablets.
The date was September 22, 1827. That night the skies were aflame with
spectacular display of meteors, falling stars, and luminous spheres.
One of the many witnesses was another young man who lived in northern
New York but was unacquainted from Joseph Smith. His name was Bring
Young.
"Smith dug into the hillside, found the box exactly as Moroni had said,
pried off the lid, and discovered the gold plates along with
crystalline devices which became known as the _Urim_ and _Thummin_. He
spent the next three years translating the strange writing-although
he had little formal education-purportedly with the aid of the
lenslike objects. Eleven of his friends and neighbors signed formal
affidavits swearing they had viewed the plates. But once they had been
translated, the gold plates vanished. 'The messenger called for them,'
Smith explained.
"In March 1830 the translation was published by a local printer. It was
the _Book of Mormon_, a history of an ancient North America. The
following month the Mormon Church was officially organized with six
members in Fayette, New York. Today it has over 4.5 million
followers..."
--John A. Keel from _Our Haunted Planet_
HOPE THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED
HOPE THIS IS WHAT YOU HAD IN MIND
COS THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE GETTING
::CHOKE::
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 03 Jan 2005 02:43:27 GMT
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In article <1104625183.223198.146400@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
brthrn@dangermedia.org wrote:
> Ever see a retarded black flipper baby?
They're so common down South, they give them away with every order of
Biggie Fries.
--
HellPope Huey
Official Dobbs Geek Orthodox Ministurb
"This may be the year
when we finally come face to face with ourselves;
finally just lay back and say it --
that we are really just a nation
of 220 million used car salesmen
with all the money we need to buy guns
and no qualms at all
about killing anybody else in the world
who tries to make us uncomfortable."
- Hunter S. Thompson
"Seeing you in a hole in the ground
reminds me of this dream I keep having."
- "Father of the Pride"
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sun, 2 Jan 2005 21:36:39 -0700
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"Uh, hey their pard, you all want a retarded black flipper baby with them
thar fries? It's only .79 cents more to Biggie Size it!"
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz