Correspondent:: "Giles" Date: 8 Jan 2005 22:31:21 -0800
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I've been trying to figure something in my head.
Maybe you can help me out?
When a person is insane, as you clearly are...
do you know that you're insane?
Maybe you're reading "Guns & Ammo..."
in your grandma's panties,
masturbating in your own feces...
do you stop and go...
"Wow, it is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"?
Do you guys do that?
Correspondent:: phy Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2005 06:37:25 GMT
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"Giles" wrote in
news:1105252281.815278.189560@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:
> I've been trying to figure something in my head.
> Maybe you can help me out?
> When a person is insane, as you clearly are...
> do you know that you're insane?
> Maybe you're reading "Guns & Ammo..."
> in your grandma's panties,
> masturbating in your own feces...
> do you stop and go...
> "Wow, it is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"?
> Do you guys do that?
No.
Usually I stop and go,
I wonder if there is another beer in the fridge...
That is what I do...
What do you do?
-phy
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2005 07:08:33 GMT
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phy wrote:
> "Giles" wrote in
> news:1105252281.815278.189560@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:
>
> > I've been trying to figure something in my head.
> > Maybe you can help me out?
> > When a person is insane, as you clearly are...
> > do you know that you're insane?
> > Maybe you're reading "Guns & Ammo..."
> > in your grandma's panties,
> > masturbating in your own feces...
> > do you stop and go...
> > "Wow, it is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"?
> > Do you guys do that?
>
> No.
> Usually I stop and go,
> I wonder if there is another beer in the fridge...
> That is what I do...
> What do you do?
>
> -phy
Me, I've been told so many times that, "You don't get paid to think!"
that I've quit thinking altogether; and so, do not bother to think of
such.
But I would like to point out, Sir, that your question is of the
"Are you still beating your wife" variety. Either "yes" or "no"
would be damning, so damn you for asking such a question.
Or as Dr. Eric Berne put it in "Games People Play"
"You're a son of a bitch, aren't you?" Be that as it may,
flattery will get you nowhere. I don't give a fig for your
opinion of me, as you are obviously an insincere, jive-ass,
game-playing mofo, without the originality of true genius so
as to be able to be "mad" on your own, but such a chicken-shit
waste of air that you choose to cower and bleat with the other
conformist sheep up to your shanks in establishmentarian booshwa.
Sir, as you appear to be an utter half-wit, I do believe that the best
part of you likely ran down your daddy's leg: you suffer from piss-poor
protoplasm, you deranged son of a trailer park crack whore.
Theng yew!
Correspondent:: IMBJR Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2005 17:00:39 +0000
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On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 07:08:33 GMT, in reply to König Prüß, GfbAEV
:
> Me, I've been told so many times that, "You don't get paid to think!"
>that I've quit thinking altogether; and so, do not bother to think of
>such.
I tell my wife that I don't pay her enough to think.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2005 02:52:31 GMT
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In article <41E0D869.42A6EC76@ranunculus.org>,
Konig Pruss, GfbAEV wrote:
> Or as Dr. Eric Berne put it in "Games People Play"
> "You're a son of a bitch, aren't you?"
The follow-up is even better. Its called "Irish Games people Play" and
includes an old alt.slack/Usenet favorite, "Let's You and Him Fight,"
which is exactly the sort of character-assassination variant it sounds
like. You'd be semi-amazed to see so many common "American" misbehaviors
clearly described in this venerable tome. Yes, from the people who
brought you bi-polar genes to crap up the general pool comes a guidebook
for making the most of your maladaptions. Goddamned fucking Micks.
--
HellPope Huey
Don't blame me;
I voted for Reptilicus
"There is no such thing as false hope;
there is only hope."
- "The West Wing"
"Democrats are being forced
to pass a sweet potato
from butt-cheek to butt-cheek."
- "The Daily Show"
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2005 08:15:19 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article <41E0D869.42A6EC76@ranunculus.org>,
> Konig Pruss, GfbAEV wrote:
>
> > Or as Dr. Eric Berne put it in "Games People Play"
> > "You're a son of a bitch, aren't you?"
>
> The follow-up is even better. Its called "Irish Games people Play" and
> includes an old alt.slack/Usenet favorite, "Let's You and Him Fight,"
Yeah! Let's you and nenslo fight! Cage match!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2005 17:33:59 GMT
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In article <41E23993.A0AAAB1A@ranunculus.org>,
Konig Pruss, GfbAEV wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> > In article <41E0D869.42A6EC76@ranunculus.org>,
> > Konig Pruss, GfbAEV wrote:
> >
> > > Or as Dr. Eric Berne put it in "Games People Play"
> > > "You're a son of a bitch, aren't you?"
> >
> > The follow-up is even better. Its called "Irish Games people Play" and
> > includes an old alt.slack/Usenet favorite, "Let's You and Him Fight,"
>
> Yeah! Let's you and nenslo fight! Cage match!
Oiled up and in thongs. I'll scratch that bitch's eyes out.
--
HellPope Huey
Director and Star of "Mon Nuclear Derrier Amour"
("I Love My Nuclear Ass")
If you want to see the true measure of a man,
watch how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.
- J. K. Rowling
"If you don't have enemies,
you don't have character."
- Paul Newman
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2005 18:34:08 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article <41E23993.A0AAAB1A@ranunculus.org>,
> Konig Pruss, GfbAEV wrote:
> > HellPope Huey wrote:
> > > In article <41E0D869.42A6EC76@ranunculus.org>,
> > > Konig Pruss, GfbAEV wrote:
> > >
> > > > Or as Dr. Eric Berne put it in "Games People Play"
> > > > "You're a son of a bitch, aren't you?"
> > >
> > > The follow-up is even better. Its called "Irish Games people Play" and
> > > includes an old alt.slack/Usenet favorite, "Let's You and Him Fight,"
> >
> > Yeah! Let's you and nenslo fight! Cage match!
>
> Oiled up and in thongs. I'll scratch that bitch's eyes out.
>
Now, now! There's no need to resort to nenslo's tactics!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2005 03:32:07 GMT
> > > Yeah! Let's you and nenslo fight! Cage match!
> >
> > Oiled up and in thongs. I'll scratch that bitch's eyes out.
> >
> Now, now! There's no need to resort to nenslo's tactics!
I know, but they've become so all-pervasively popular, I don't want to
miss the bandwagon all the big kids are riding. Well, I mean, I had no
real interest in the iceknife bestiality diner car trend, but in this
crowd, "too much" and "not enough" are such fluid terms from week to
week, its like Yucca Flats on Tuesday and by Friday, the vicious crapola
is flowing down the street like it was a Ceylonese red light district 37
minutes after the fault shifted. That's why you can buy Kevlar codpieces
at www.subgenius.com. You need ONE just to POST and THREE to attend a
Devival nowadays.
--
HellPope Huey
Director and Star of "Mon Nuclear Derrier Amour"
("I Love My Nuclear Ass")
If you want to see the true measure of a man,
watch how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.
- J. K. Rowling
"If you don't have enemies,
you don't have character."
- Paul Newman
Correspondent:: "Paul E. Jamison" Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2005 11:05:58 -0600
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"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
news:NoRestraint-AE6533.20531209012005@news1.west.earthlink.net...
> In article <41E0D869.42A6EC76@ranunculus.org>,
> Konig Pruss, GfbAEV wrote:
>
> > Or as Dr. Eric Berne put it in "Games People Play"
> > "You're a son of a bitch, aren't you?"
>
> The follow-up is even better. Its called "Irish Games people Play" and
> includes an old alt.slack/Usenet favorite, "Let's You and Him Fight," ...
I think this was a favorite phrase of Mr. J. Wellington Wimpy, an
acquaintance of Popeye's (I hesitate to use the word "friend").
Wimpy. One of the most selfish, amoral characters in comic-strip history. If
he isn't a yetisin, Nenslo will eat his hat.
Paul
Correspondent:: "Doktor Dark" Date: 9 Jan 2005 05:25:05 -0800
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I poo-poo in my tutu till my doo-doo rustles like frou-frou, whilst
twiddling the bling-bling on my pierced dingaling. By then it's a
positivley percussive symphony.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2005 02:53:08 GMT
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In article <1105277105.391467.294390@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
"Doktor Dark" wrote:
> I poo-poo in my tutu till my doo-doo rustles like frou-frou, whilst
> twiddling the bling-bling on my pierced dingaling. By then it's a
> positivley percussive symphony.
MP3, please.
--
HellPope Huey
Don't blame me;
I voted for Reptilicus
"There is no such thing as false hope;
there is only hope."
- "The West Wing"
"Democrats are being forced
to pass a sweet potato
from butt-cheek to butt-cheek."
- "The Daily Show"
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2005 01:10:23 -0800
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Giles wrote:
>
> "Wow, it is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"?
> Do you guys do that?
I do that while brushing my teeth, working out at the health club,
cooking dinner, reading, watching television, etc. Especially while
watching television, because the most popular and "normal" things seem
idiotic, boring, or insane to me. Automobile commercials for example.
Anything with lingerie or swimsuit models. Sitcoms. Football. I
figure there's got to be something seriously wrong with me when I'm
looking forward to getting a book of Akutagawa Ryunosuke stories from
the library instead of drooling over the pregame show for the NFL wild
card matchup, or watching an Israeli romantic comedy instead of Terminal
Persuasions 3.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2005 01:15:48 -0800
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On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 01:10:23 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>Giles wrote:
>>
>> "Wow, it is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"?
>> Do you guys do that?
>
>I do that while brushing my teeth, working out at the health club,
>cooking dinner, reading, watching television, etc. Especially while
>watching television, because the most popular and "normal" things seem
>idiotic, boring, or insane to me. Automobile commercials for example.
>Anything with lingerie or swimsuit models. Sitcoms. Football. I
>figure there's got to be something seriously wrong with me when I'm
>looking forward to getting a book of Akutagawa Ryunosuke stories from
>the library instead of drooling over the pregame show for the NFL wild
>card matchup, or watching an Israeli romantic comedy instead of Terminal
>Persuasions 3.
Rain drenched, treading asphalt. The rain ferocious. In the downpour
he breathed in the rubber coat odor.
Before his eyes an aerial power line released sparks of violet.
Strangely he was moved. Tucked away in his jacket pocket, meant for
publication in the group magazine, was his manuscript. Walking on in
the rain, once more he looked back at the line.
Unremittingly it emitted its prickly sparks, like sparks from a
magical pipe smoked by a god. Though he considered all of human
existence, there was nothing special worth having. But those violet
blossoms of fire, -- those awesome fire works in the sky; to hold
them, he would give his life.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Spelling I can deal with; I have friends on AOL.
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0" Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2005 08:51:50 -0700
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Giles wrote:
>
> I've been trying to figure something in my head.
> Maybe you can help me out?
> When a person is insane, as you clearly are...
> do you know that you're insane?
> Maybe you're reading "Guns & Ammo..."
> in your grandma's panties,
> masturbating in your own feces...
> do you stop and go...
> "Wow, it is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"?
> Do you guys do that?
This raises several points,
among them being that if you
recognize yourself as being
abberant, then you are not
fully abberant.
Likewise, if you are aware of
your abnormality; the question
of whether or not you are in
some way discomfitted by this
abnormality.
Also, if you are compelled, or
otherwise deplete yourself in
some way, in sustenance of this
state--are you exhausted, used
up, in this indulgence.
For each of these criteria, as
a control, examine the pathos
of the normal: are they aware
of their normality?; are they
troubled by it?; are they tired?
In general, they are unaware of
their normality; it disturbs them
to some extent; and they are utterly
depleted by their normal, routine
lifestyle.
Normality is insane.
--
"Mars was destroyed with weapons from the future.
There, does that make you feel any better?"
-- nu-monet
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Sun, 9 Jan 2005 12:56:01 -0700
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"Giles" wrote in message
news:1105252281.815278.189560@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> I've been trying to figure something in my head.
> Maybe you can help me out?
> When a person is insane, as you clearly are...
> do you know that you're insane?
> Maybe you're reading "Guns & Ammo..."
> in your grandma's panties,
> masturbating in your own feces...
> do you stop and go...
> "Wow, it is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"?
> Do you guys do that?
No. Very much like your own ability to post trash, most insane people do not
know they are insane. Which is why they are usually described as not being
in control of themselves, being incapacitated, having bad judgment or being
incompetent. That is why when we say to you: Take your meds...It means that
you are beginning to lose control again.
Take your meds, buddy. For your own good.
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2005 20:29:33 -0500
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On Sat, 08 Jan 2005 22:31:21 -0800, Giles wrote:
> I've been trying to figure something in my head.
> Maybe you can help me out?
> When a person is insane, as you clearly are...
> do you know that you're insane?
> Maybe you're reading "Guns & Ammo..."
> in your grandma's panties,
> masturbating in your own feces...
> do you stop and go...
> "Wow, it is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"?
> Do you guys do that?
No, but people in the Dark Ages would sometimes stop
what they were doing and say out loud, "Wow, this is
really a long time ago, so it stands to reason that
we'd be sorely lacking in personal hygiene habits! Perhaps
one day our descendants will learn that regular bathing
is necessary to curb the spread of contagious diseases.
Until then filth r0x0rz!"
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2005 13:15:24 +1100
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> do you stop and go...
> "Wow, it is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"?
> Do you guys do that?
no. it's like that "Barbarians are those who don't know they're
barbarians" thing. if you suspect you might be insane, you're probably
normal. if you imagine that you are one hundred percent completely NOT
INSANE, then you're probably naked, licking imaginary peanut butter off
the wall while trying to force a tennis shoe up your ass. in front of
your web-cam.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2005 02:56:35 GMT
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In article <34e6mvF486in3U5@individual.net>,
nikolai kingsley wrote:
> if you suspect you might be insane, you're probably
> normal. if you imagine that you are one hundred percent completely NOT
> INSANE, then you're probably naked, licking imaginary peanut butter off
> the wall while trying to force a tennis shoe up your ass. in front of
> your web-cam.
I did this in front of a security camera at Wal-Mart and I figured it
was a dud until I saw a tape of it for sale in the video section 3
months later. I'LL SEE THEM IN COURT, THOSE MUTHAFUCKERS.
--
HellPope Huey
Don't blame me;
I voted for Reptilicus
"There is no such thing as false hope;
there is only hope."
- "The West Wing"
"Democrats are being forced
to pass a sweet potato
from butt-cheek to butt-cheek."
- "The Daily Show"
Correspondent:: Rich Clark aka Left Rev Egg Plant Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2005 22:46:28 -0500
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Giles wrote:
> I've been trying to figure something in my head.
> Maybe you can help me out?
> When a person is insane, as you clearly are...
> do you know that you're insane?
> Maybe you're reading "Guns & Ammo..."
> in your grandma's panties,
> masturbating in your own feces...
> do you stop and go...
> "Wow, it is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"?
> Do you guys do that?
>
All the fuckin' time, man, all the fuckin' time. What's bad is that's
on the days when I feel pretty sane.