any thoughts?

Correspondent:: Reverend Kenny <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam>
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 23:02:03 -0500

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http://www.indiadaily.com/editorial/01-06a-05.asp
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Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny

"A computer without Microsoft is like chocolate cake without mustard"
-Anothermouse

Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 23:20:50 -0500

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So now, even the ETs are outsourcing? Even as we speak, prolly some
extraplanetary race has established a call center in Hyderabad for support
of their interdimensional warp drives.

"Can you please, while we are on the interocitor, depower the
transdimensional antigravs, and wait 60 standard centons (by chronometer)
before restarting them again to see if the leap to hyperspace will now
proceed normally?"

I'd sure like to hear the ET "music on hold" and some of the fake alien
names the calltakers will be given to sound just like homeboys.

No repairs until they give you the RMA number, even if you are about to fall
into a singularity.

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Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2005 04:33:17 GMT

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Reverend Kenny wrote:
>http://www.indiadaily.com/editorial/01-06a-05.asp
>--
>Illuminations,
>Reverend Kenny
>
>"A computer without Microsoft is like chocolate cake without mustard"
>-Anothermouse

Lokk for some really good Bollywood movies soon!

Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 21:35:00 -0700

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Reverend Kenny wrote:
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> http://www.indiadaily.com/editorial/01-06a-05.asp

[REPOST]
WHY WE NEED 'MEN IN BLACK' (M.I.B.)
Dr. Hieronymous Zinn

60-85% of our population are feebs.
They are incapable of dealing with even the most minor and
petty inconvieniences in their day-to-day lives, so they
delude themselves into believing in gods, demons, fate,
luck, the government, or any other bloody thing that will
allow them to do one thing: avoid personal responsibility
for their own lives! (If gods, demons, etc., are
"controlling" your destiny, you have someone to blame when
things go wrong; and the sacrifice of credit, when things
go right, is small enough price to pay in the minds of these
idiots.)

The majority of the people are emotionally oriented.
Their input and output is based on "feelings." They do
not care for thinking, and will always vie for emotional
activities over intellectual ones. They follow demagogues
cheerfully, and actively solicit con artists.

GROUPS WHO WILL 'CASH IT IN' WHEN U.F.O.s BECOME ACCEPTED,
EITHER COMMITTING SUICIDE, GOING "STARKERS", OR JUST GOING
INTO A STATE OF UTTER, INACTIVE PASSIVITY:

1) The aliens are Jesus come again twits:
"They will make paradise on Earth. A new garden of Eden.
They will take us to _____. They will make work obsolete.
They will verify my beliefs. They will evolve mankind.
They will take us all to heaven. They will punish the
Evildoers(tm). They will make the pain go away."

2) The aliens are Karl Marx come again simpletons:
"They will make a workers' paradise on the Planet. A new
State of Nature. They will restore our environment. They
will verify my beliefs. They will destroy history. They
will create fairness and equality. They will punish the
rich and bourgeoisie. They will make the pain go away."

3) Innovation support staff, United Button Sorters and
Bottle Washers, Local #3489, assholes:
"They have probably thought of it first. Let's wait and
see. It's got to be better than anything this prima-donna
we work for now has ever thought of. (Alternatively) Oh,
man, we could never do anything like that. We are freakin'
stone age compared to them. Why bother?"

4) Mentally Imbalanced Anonymous:
a) Paranoid: "They work for the government."
b) Schizophrenic: "I will use a magical incantation to
make them go away."
c) Depressive: "That's it, I quit."
d) Manic-Depressive: "I love them. No, I hate them."
e) Pedophile: " (C.D.A. CENSORED) "

5) New age glorps:
(no specific agreement other than "I need a miracle.")

7) Others, too numerous to mention.

In the final analysis: if the M.I.B. do not exist, our
government is fatally flawed, and sooner or later, SOMETHING
will happen that will trash civilization.
If the M.I.B. exist, I hope they take an ASIATIC attitude to
squelching, eradicating, exterminating, and annihilating any
such threat. There is no place for niceties in what amounts
to TOTAL WAR.

It just doesn't matter what the aliens think.

--
"I can imagine a LOT when it comes
to unimaginable power."
-- nu-monet

Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2005 05:09:56 GMT

Correspondent:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 02:27:04 GMT

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"Reverend Kenny" <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam> wrote in message
news:2pOdnVxLE88ml2bcRVn-1A@comcast.com...
> http://www.indiadaily.com/editorial/01-06a-05.asp
> --
> Illuminations,
> Reverend Kenny
>
> "A computer without Microsoft is like chocolate cake without mustard"
> -Anothermouse

They just want to work in one of India's great call centres

Inida will now become the Call Centre Captial of the Galaxy, "welcome to
dell this is Gworptamente, How may i excrete you today?

Correspondent:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 30 Jan 2005 15:56:57 -0800

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"It's not,' he continued, 'as if it were unusual in any supernatural
way. No high priests with secrets lost to the rest of the world,
jealously guarded since the dawn of time, generation to generation. No
universal cures, nor even panaceas for human suffering...'"

Correspondent:: "Ad Absurdum"
Date: 31 Jan 2005 00:01:11 -0800

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"The biggest concern of the Government today is that unlike in other
countries, it will be very difficult to keep it secret for long. If the
information comes out through unofficial channels first and then the
authorities are pressed against the wall to confess, two bad things can
happen. First, it can really cause a panic in the country as well as
the world. Second, the way the Indian politics is run, the ruling party
will be thrown out of power in no time i it is ever found that the
Government withheld such information from the public."

I like how they don't mention anything about what their own article
might be doing in that respect.