dear COTSG sexual advice experts

Correspondent:: "paco"
Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 07:58:02 -0500

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Would Lyndie England be more attracted to a clothed white man or a naked
arab?

I really want to get in her pants and I'm willing to do the "reverse micheal
jackson" if that's what it takes.

do ya think she would smoke and point (give me the thumbs up) while I banged
her?
"Bob" I hope so.......
http://badgas.co.uk/lynndie/




Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 12:06:39 -0500

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Prince Harry is allegedly chartering the Royal Costumer to make a Lynndie
costume for his next ball!

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Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 18 Jan 2005 21:47:49 GMT

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>do ya think she would smoke and point (give me the thumbs up) while I banged
>her?

Girls who look like her are the ones SURE to want to get banged. Only by
putting out can a girl who looks like Will Ribinson from "Lost In Space" get a
date.


MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one kneeeeeeew
He was a mongoloid!




Correspondent:: Rich Clark aka Left Rev Egg Plant
Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 21:43:34 -0500

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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
>>do ya think she would smoke and point (give me the thumbs up) while I banged
>>her?
>
>
> Girls who look like her are the ones SURE to want to get banged. Only by
> putting out can a girl who looks like Will Ribinson from "Lost In Space" get a
> date.

Sounds like the lady living two doors down. Skinny as a rail, nice
little perky ass, Lynndie haircut, and reportedly has a tendency towards
bisexuality. Some days I wish I wasn't married to my true yeti wife.
Ah, well, a bird in the hand and all that...


Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 23:48:09 -0800

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paco wrote:
>
> Would Lyndie England be more attracted to a clothed white man or a naked
> arab?
>

A clothed white man TORTURING naked Iraqis, who are not actually
"arabs."

Another tip - Koreans are not Chinese.


Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 19 Jan 2005 16:51:38 GMT

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In article <41EE10B8.6852A417@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> paco wrote:
> >
> > Would Lyndie England be more attracted to a clothed white man or a naked
> > arab?
>
> A clothed white man TORTURING naked Iraqis, who are not actually
> "arabs."
> Another tip - Koreans are not Chinese.

However, Nenslo IS a Panamanian strongman, living in an ivory-white
palace and fuckin' EVERYBODY.

--

HellPope Huey
On Star Trek, you can get lost,
but someone always comes to GET you.

"If we can stand up
while all else falls down
we'll last through the winter
we'll last through the storms"
- Peter Gabriel, "Ovo"

"There's a lot of kids and a lot of junkies
out there right now who are countin' on me."
- "Death To Smoochy"


Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 19 Jan 2005 19:53:01 GMT

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>paco wrote:
>>
>> Would Lyndie England be more attracted to a clothed white man or a naked
>> arab?
>>
>
>A clothed white man TORTURING naked Iraqis, who are not actually
>"arabs."
>
>Another tip - Koreans are not Chinese.

X-Day Contest! Lyndie England look-a-like contest! One Connite in BDU's will
have one male SubG nude with a sack over his hear on a leash.

The one who looks the most like Lyndie wins!


MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one kneeeeeeew
He was a mongoloid!




Correspondent:: "paco"
Date: Wed, 19 Jan 2005 17:45:55 -0500

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> >
>
> A clothed white man TORTURING naked Iraqis, who are not actually
> "arabs."
>
> Another tip - Koreans are not Chinese.

next yer gonna tell me that the portuguese are not the same as the spanish,
and that the spanish are not italians.