Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2005 17:53:50 -0700
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paco wrote:
>
> Is there a product that is made from scrap scrapple?
> Perhaps something called scrapple scrapple?
There are many things in life that end up as
Elmer's glue, my son. For it is not just the
pelt and hooves of animals--it is the detritus,
the slough, and the spoor of our society itself
that makes it possible for small children to
paste colorful cut-outs of construction paper
onto large pieces of construction paper to show
to no one in particular half-truths of the natural
sciences such as "where rain comes from" and "what
are the planets", after having painstakingly used
blunt-edged scissors that hurt their fingers that
cannot possible cut along either a straight or
curved line.
And if you think that Elmer's glue is gross, you
really don't want to know where "mucilage" glue
with that funky slit rubber tip comes from.
--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"
--Kino Beman, brand name
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2005 01:53:13 GMT
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In article <41F6EA1E.618@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> And if you think that Elmer's glue is gross, you
> really don't want to know where "mucilage" glue
> with that funky slit rubber tip comes from.
H. R. Geiger's childhood scrapbook.
--
HellPope Huey
Life is like some crazy biker,
angrily driving his hog through your front door
because some dark deal he made went sour,
but he's dyslexic and inverted the address numbers,
so the guy he wants to kill is 20 blocks away
"Don't pay too much attention to the sounds.
If you do you may miss the Music.
You won't get a heroic ride to heaven
on pretty little sounds."
- George Ives, father of Charles
"YOUR TATER 'SPLODE!"
- Rev. Dr. Jack
Correspondent:: "paco"
Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2005 22:27:27 -0500
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Thank you all so much for your help. I think we can all help the spread of
bse amongst the humans by promoting eating elmers glue and spam.
If you could get the leftover slury from the scrapple plant you could make a
fourtune.
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2005 22:55:18 -0500
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>>If you could get the leftover slury from the scrapple plant you could make
>>a
fourtune
When it comes time to be fortunate, I hope I'm five three nine.
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Correspondent:: "«BONEHEAD>>"
Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2005 04:39:53 GMT
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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
news:41F6EA1E.618@succeeds.com...
> paco wrote:
> >
> > Is there a product that is made from scrap scrapple?
> > Perhaps something called scrapple scrapple?
>
> There are many things in life that end up as
> Elmer's glue, my son. For it is not just the
> pelt and hooves of animals--it is the detritus,
> the slough, and the spoor of our society itself
> that makes it possible for small children to
> paste colorful cut-outs of construction paper
> onto large pieces of construction paper to show
> to no one in particular half-truths of the natural
> sciences such as "where rain comes from" and "what
> are the planets", after having painstakingly used
> blunt-edged scissors that hurt their fingers that
> cannot possible cut along either a straight or
> curved line.
>
SouthPark cornered the market here...
--
"I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious." Albert Einstein