do NOT do this
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sat, 22 Jan 2005 17:19:48 -0700
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Well, some of you can. Not to name names or anything.
http://jameth.whatthefuck.com/jan2005/13/ouch.jpg
--
"Do not EVER watch a Rammstein video when
you are fried on Hawaiian mushrooms."
--take my word for it
Correspondent:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Sun, 23 Jan 2005 00:59:48 GMT
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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
news:41F2EDA4.981@succeeds.com...
> Well, some of you can. Not to name names or anything.
>
> http://jameth.whatthefuck.com/jan2005/13/ouch.jpg
>
> --
> "Do not EVER watch a Rammstein video when
> you are fried on Hawaiian mushrooms."
> --take my word for it
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
FUCK!!!!
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sat, 22 Jan 2005 18:49:40 -0700
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What a fucking waste of a perfectly good dick! Fuck is wrong with people
anyway??? Bunch of sick, pathetic monkeys. I swear, if it can be done at
all, some sick shit will figure out a way to do it and put the whole thing
on the internet.
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 22 Jan 2005 20:42:13 -0800
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On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 18:49:40 -0700, "angelicusrex"
wrote:
>
>
>What a fucking waste of a perfectly good dick! Fuck is wrong with people
>anyway??? Bunch of sick, pathetic monkeys. I swear, if it can be done at
>all, some sick shit will figure out a way to do it and put the whole thing
>on the internet.
I picked up the -local- newspaper today. Local to a small town south
of Seattle. I was waiting for a coffee and idly scanning over the
articles without thinking about it much, just kind of "same old shit".
Then it started sinking in. One of the articles was about ... I
forget the word for it, but these people attach something to your car
so you can't drive it away. There's this company that they drive
around, find cars which are illegally parked or whatever, and they
lock them up. -Your- car, you follow? They lock up your car, and you
have to pay them 100 bucks to unlock it.
And apparently this is legal. The gist of the article was that they
were in the process of making it illegal. But as long as it is legal,
there is this company that will go around and pull this shit on you,
and from any common-sense point of view it is obviously completely
scummy shit. But if somebody doesn't explicitly make it ILlegal,
there are people out there who will do it, happily.
The next article, over in the right lower side bar, was about this
guy, who was out riding on his bicycle one day, and this car full of
17 year old boys pulls up beside him, and this kid reaches out the
window and knocks him over.
Crippling him; crippling the guy riding the bicycle. The actual
story is about the lawsuit.
I don't remember the rest of the articles, but I do remember there was
another 3 or 4 of them and they were all examples of the same thing;
how basically fucking scummy people in general are.
And it really sunk in. All of a sudden it wasn't just the "same old
shit". It really sunk in what I was looking at and that it WAS,
really, the "same old shit". The reality of it, people in general are
just simply BAD. They basically just SUCK. There is little or no
leavening element. It's just as simple as that. I thought about
various social situations I have had to be in with humans, when I
couldn't avoid it. Work and family and social groups and whatever
where I couldn't get away from the stench of them. And really most
groups if you look at them are a small handful of actually half-way
nice,k worthwhile people. People who are worth talking to, at least;
at least in so far as they don't just make you DRY HEAVE simply from
being in contact with them and having to deal with how wrong they are
in every way at every level.
I don't even mean "wrong" in some abstract cosmic sense, or moral
sense, or even aesthetic sense. "Wrong" even from their own point of
view. They suck because they want to suck. They want to suck even by
their own standards.
So this small handful of people who don't suck utterly somehow
balances the rest of the group. Which is why most of the time, when
you run into a rare, genuinely "nice" person, they are nice to such an
excessive and pathetic degree that they SUCK.
Somehow the ones who do suck feel that they are forgiven in the nice
person, the way that Xtians believe they are forgiven in Jesus.
I went through the rest of today with a vaguely sick feeling.
I'm sorry, what were we talking about again?
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
mis brillos del pelo porque yo como la cabeza
Correspondent:: Ued
Date: Sun, 23 Jan 2005 01:00:52 -0500
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In article , Zapanaz
says...
>
> Then it started sinking in. One of the articles was about ... I
> forget the word for it, but these people attach something to your car
> so you can't drive it away. There's this company that they drive
> around, find cars which are illegally parked or whatever, and they
> lock them up. -Your- car, you follow? They lock up your car, and you
> have to pay them 100 bucks to unlock it.
It's called a Denver Boot.
> And apparently this is legal. The gist of the article was that they
> were in the process of making it illegal. But as long as it is legal,
> there is this company that will go around and pull this shit on you,
> and from any common-sense point of view it is obviously completely
> scummy shit. But if somebody doesn't explicitly make it ILlegal,
> there are people out there who will do it, happily.
And if you rip the thing off your car with a bolt cutter and a crowbar,
they can legally prosecute you for vandalism (you broke their toy) and
theft (if they can't find their toy after you removed it).
> The next article, over in the right lower side bar, was about this
> guy, who was out riding on his bicycle one day, and this car full of
> 17 year old boys pulls up beside him, and this kid reaches out the
> window and knocks him over.
That sounds like something a certain crowd of misfits I went to high
school with would have done, if they had thought of it.
> Crippling him; crippling the guy riding the bicycle. The actual
> story is about the lawsuit.
Crippled, huh. He fell off his bike, and now he's paralyzed from the
waist down and has to stay in an iron lung and can't work to feed his
wife, nine kids, and two dogs and the bank is on the verge of
foreclosing on his house and then his entire family will be living in an
alley where his daughters will be forced to suck dick for nickels to buy
garbage to eat, so he really and truly needs $100 million dollars.
Sure.
> I don't remember the rest of the articles, but I do remember there was
> another 3 or 4 of them and they were all examples of the same thing;
> how basically fucking scummy people in general are.
People suck. This was a newsflash to you?
> I went through the rest of today with a vaguely sick feeling.
The next time you get that feeling, and you think you might puke, do it
from a high balcony and try to hit an old lady or a little kid. If
everybody else is scummy and shitty and evil, then you might as well
join them.
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sun, 23 Jan 2005 09:19:17 -0700
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Zapanaz wrote:
>
> The reality of it, people in general are just simply
> BAD. They basically just SUCK...
Yes, yessss, my young apprentice. Let the hate fill
you, give you the power of the dark side of the force.
Ignore the green muppet and join me.
Your new name is "Darth Buggles".
--
"By thy works, we shall know ye as
an asshole."
--nu-monet
Correspondent:: "BC"
Date: Sun, 23 Jan 2005 11:55:36 -0800
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"Zapanaz" wrote in message
news:c916v09vf84hsjfbqtu9u29ar86s8r9u8r@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 18:49:40 -0700, "angelicusrex"
> wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >What a fucking waste of a perfectly good dick! Fuck is wrong with people
> >anyway??? Bunch of sick, pathetic monkeys. I swear, if it can be done at
> >all, some sick shit will figure out a way to do it and put the whole
thing
> >on the internet.
>
> I picked up the -local- newspaper today. Local to a small town south
> of Seattle. I was waiting for a coffee and idly scanning over the
> articles without thinking about it much, just kind of "same old shit".
>
> Then it started sinking in. One of the articles was about ... I
> forget the word for it, but these people attach something to your car
> so you can't drive it away. There's this company that they drive
> around, find cars which are illegally parked or whatever, and they
> lock them up. -Your- car, you follow? They lock up your car, and you
> have to pay them 100 bucks to unlock it.
>
[...]
This piece puts an illuminating context of the "man's inhumanity to man"
thing. Seems to make sense. Still can't figure out the "man's inhumanity
to self" thing. Strange that one could exist outside one's own
"monkeysphere".
http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/monkeysphere.html
-- BC
Correspondent:: Rich Clark aka Left Rev Egg Plant
Date: Sun, 23 Jan 2005 22:00:29 -0500
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BC wrote:
>
> This piece puts an illuminating context of the "man's inhumanity to man"
> thing. Seems to make sense. Still can't figure out the "man's inhumanity
> to self" thing. Strange that one could exist outside one's own
> "monkeysphere".
>
> http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/monkeysphere.html
Now, tell me one thing: How the fuck did you know I was looking for
this link? I wanted it for a posting on my online college Psych course,
and your post was so perfectly timed, I can't even tell you.
Dobbs provides, once again.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sun, 23 Jan 2005 13:07:56 -0700
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"Zapanaz" wrote in message
> There's this company that they drive
> around, find cars which are illegally parked or whatever, and they
> lock them up. -Your- car, you follow? They lock up your car, and you
> have to pay them 100 bucks to unlock it.
>
> And apparently this is legal. The gist of the article was that they
> were in the process of making it illegal. But as long as it is legal,
> there is this company that will go around and pull this shit on you,
> and from any common-sense point of view it is obviously completely
> scummy shit. But if somebody doesn't explicitly make it ILlegal,
> there are people out there who will do it, happily.
Well, what I would do is call the company's number, await the arrival of
their truck, pull out my .38 Smith and Wesson and tell them, "Unlock the
motherfucking wheel NOW motherfucker, or you will first lose all four of
your tires, then your windshield and then your kneecaps." See, possession is
nine tenths of the law and messing with my possessions means I get to mess
with you! Nenslo says: I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT! I say: I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!
> The next article, over in the right lower side bar, was about this
> guy, who was out riding on his bicycle one day, and this car full of
> 17 year old boys pulls up beside him, and this kid reaches out the
> window and knocks him over.
>
> Crippling him; crippling the guy riding the bicycle. The actual
> story is about the lawsuit.
I know, when I am out riding my bike, these idiots, some of them adults,
pull up and scream at me! Scares the bejeezus out of me! I've had a couple
of near accidents because of it. Sons of bitches! Why doesn't someone teach
them how to cut their dicks off!? Anyway, I could hardly get to sleep last
night with visions of that sick site in my head dancing like rancid, worm
riddled sugarplums, or cut-off dick heads! I mean, someone has to be
seriously mentally deranged to do that shit in front of a camera! What the
fuck??? Did they cook it up and eat it afterwards? JEEZUS MOTHERFUCKING
CHRIST ON A CRUTCH!!! BOB COME NOW AND SAVE US! X-DAY AHOY!
> I don't remember the rest of the articles, but I do remember there was
> another 3 or 4 of them and they were all examples of the same thing;
> how basically fucking scummy people in general are.
Yeah, I get your point. But I can't figure out who would be sick enough to
take pictures of someone mutilating themselves like this!? And they aren't
even making a buck off of it! Just shocking us and making us want to puke! I
saw a website which featured SEVERAL men, having themselves castrated, their
balls presented on plates before them! What the FOCK? How many of these
pitiful, drug-addled weirdoes are out there doing this shit? And what
happens when their penchant for organ removal goes beyond their own
foresortened schvantzes and they start stalking the general public!?
Goddamit I still have that website vision in my head!!! MOMMY MAKE IT STOP!
We were talking about people sucking...but the guy with the cut-off weiner,
now no one will be able to suck him! That sucks. And yes, generally speaking
people do SUCK. You wouldn't even begin to believe the stories of SUCKAGE on
a cosmic scale I could tell you about, and this was FRIENDS and FAMILY who
SUCK. God knows I can't get close enough to the rest of society without
being terrified of how bad they really are going to SUCK once I get to know
them. And yeah, they actually suck because they want to suck! Fucking
neurotic fuckers! The definition of neurosis I came up with today: "The
infiinte capacity to be able to kill one's own buzz."
Bob Save Us!
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 23 Jan 2005 12:16:02 -0800
--------
On Sun, 23 Jan 2005 13:07:56 -0700, "angelicusrex"
wrote:
>
>
>"Zapanaz" wrote in message
>
>
>> There's this company that they drive
>> around, find cars which are illegally parked or whatever, and they
>> lock them up. -Your- car, you follow? They lock up your car, and you
>> have to pay them 100 bucks to unlock it.
>>
>> And apparently this is legal. The gist of the article was that they
>> were in the process of making it illegal. But as long as it is legal,
>> there is this company that will go around and pull this shit on you,
>> and from any common-sense point of view it is obviously completely
>> scummy shit. But if somebody doesn't explicitly make it ILlegal,
>> there are people out there who will do it, happily.
>
>Well, what I would do is call the company's number, await the arrival of
>their truck, pull out my .38 Smith and Wesson and tell them, "Unlock the
>motherfucking wheel NOW motherfucker, or you will first lose all four of
>your tires, then your windshield and then your kneecaps." See, possession is
>nine tenths of the law and messing with my possessions means I get to mess
>with you! Nenslo says: I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT! I say: I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!
>
>
>> The next article, over in the right lower side bar, was about this
>> guy, who was out riding on his bicycle one day, and this car full of
>> 17 year old boys pulls up beside him, and this kid reaches out the
>> window and knocks him over.
>>
>> Crippling him; crippling the guy riding the bicycle. The actual
>> story is about the lawsuit.
>
>I know, when I am out riding my bike, these idiots, some of them adults,
>pull up and scream at me! Scares the bejeezus out of me! I've had a couple
>of near accidents because of it. Sons of bitches! Why doesn't someone teach
>them how to cut their dicks off!? Anyway, I could hardly get to sleep last
>night with visions of that sick site in my head dancing like rancid, worm
>riddled sugarplums, or cut-off dick heads! I mean, someone has to be
>seriously mentally deranged to do that shit in front of a camera! What the
>fuck??? Did they cook it up and eat it afterwards? JEEZUS MOTHERFUCKING
>CHRIST ON A CRUTCH!!! BOB COME NOW AND SAVE US! X-DAY AHOY!
>
>> I don't remember the rest of the articles, but I do remember there was
>> another 3 or 4 of them and they were all examples of the same thing;
>> how basically fucking scummy people in general are.
>
>Yeah, I get your point. But I can't figure out who would be sick enough to
>take pictures of someone mutilating themselves like this!? And they aren't
>even making a buck off of it! Just shocking us and making us want to puke! I
>saw a website which featured SEVERAL men, having themselves castrated, their
>balls presented on plates before them! What the FOCK? How many of these
>pitiful, drug-addled weirdoes are out there doing this shit? And what
>happens when their penchant for organ removal goes beyond their own
>foresortened schvantzes and they start stalking the general public!?
>Goddamit I still have that website vision in my head!!! MOMMY MAKE IT STOP!
>
>We were talking about people sucking...but the guy with the cut-off weiner,
>now no one will be able to suck him! That sucks. And yes, generally speaking
>people do SUCK. You wouldn't even begin to believe the stories of SUCKAGE on
>a cosmic scale I could tell you about, and this was FRIENDS and FAMILY who
>SUCK. God knows I can't get close enough to the rest of society without
>being terrified of how bad they really are going to SUCK once I get to know
>them. And yeah, they actually suck because they want to suck! Fucking
>neurotic fuckers! The definition of neurosis I came up with today: "The
>infiinte capacity to be able to kill one's own buzz."
>Bob Save Us!
>
>Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
>
you know one thing I learned from being on alt.slack for a while is
never, never, never click the link.
really, I have just inferred what numo's link was from what other
people are saying.
I just don't need the massive gross-out stuff. I guess it's
interesting to know that some images can, in fact, disturb me. I
guess it's like knowing that if I hit my toe with a hammer it will, in
fact, sting.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
when your mommy and daddy were
dropping you on your head when you were a baby, did they say 'boing
boing boing' while you were bouncing, or did they just maintain a
dignified silence?
Correspondent:: Eddie Vroom
Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2005 00:53:37 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote:
> I'm sorry, what were we talking about again?
Debunking the notion that it's a bad idea to imminentize the eschaton...
--
Art and Fashion for the New Conspiracy
http://www.cafepress.com/luciddragon
the Mystical RevvedErrand Doktor Eddie Vroom
Certified God by the holy authority of
the White Lotus Fortune Cookie Company
June 23, 2004
Correspondent:: "Giles"
Date: 23 Jan 2005 22:45:47 -0800
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Zapanaz wrote:
> And it really sunk in. All of a sudden it wasn't just the "same old
> shit". It really sunk in what I was looking at and that it WAS,
> really, the "same old shit". The reality of it, people in general
are
> just simply BAD. They basically just SUCK....
>
>
> I went through the rest of today with a vaguely sick feeling.
>
>
>
Reasons to be cheerful part 3
1 2 3
Summer, Buddy Holly,
the working folly
Good golly Miss Molly
and boats
Hammersmith Palais,
the Bolshoi Ballet
Jump back in the alley
and nanny goats
18-wheeler Scammels,
Domenecker camels
All other mammals
plus equal votes
Seeing Piccadilly,
Fanny Smith and Willy
Being rather silly,
and porridge oats
A bit of grin and bear it,
a bit of come and share it
You're welcome, we can spare it
yellow socks
Too short to be haughty,
too nutty to be naughty
Going on 40
no electric shocks
The juice of the carrot,
the smile of the parrot
A little drop of claret
anything that rocks
Elvis and Scotty,
days when I ain't spotty,
Sitting on the potty
curing smallpox
Reasons to be cheerful
part 3
Health service glasses
Gigolos and brasses
round or skinny bottoms
Take your mum to Paris
lighting up the chalice
wee willy harris
Bantu Stephen Biko,
listening to Rico
Harpo, Groucho, Chico
Cheddar cheese and pickle,
the Vincent motorsickle
Slap and tickle
Woody Allen, Dali,
Dimitri and Pasquale
balabalabala and Volare
Something nice to study,
phoning up a buddy
Being in my nuddy
Saying hokey-dokey,
singalonga Smokey
Coming out of chokey
John Coltrane's soprano,
Adi Celentano
Bonar Colleano
Reasons to be cheerful
part 3
Reasons To Be Cheerful
by Ian Dury And The Blockheads
"all rights reserved
blah blah blah
so don't fuck about
or else"
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 23 Jan 2005 23:18:51 -0800
--------
On 23 Jan 2005 22:45:47 -0800, "Giles" wrote:
>Zapanaz wrote:
>
>> And it really sunk in. All of a sudden it wasn't just the "same old
>> shit". It really sunk in what I was looking at and that it WAS,
>> really, the "same old shit". The reality of it, people in general
>are
>> just simply BAD. They basically just SUCK....
>>
>>
>> I went through the rest of today with a vaguely sick feeling.
>>
>>
>>
>Reasons to be cheerful part 3
>1 2 3
>Summer, Buddy Holly,
>the working folly
>Good golly Miss Molly
>and boats
>
>Hammersmith Palais,
>the Bolshoi Ballet
>Jump back in the alley
>and nanny goats
>
>18-wheeler Scammels,
>Domenecker camels
>All other mammals
>plus equal votes
>
>Seeing Piccadilly,
>Fanny Smith and Willy
>Being rather silly,
>and porridge oats
>
>A bit of grin and bear it,
>a bit of come and share it
>You're welcome, we can spare it
>yellow socks
>
>Too short to be haughty,
>too nutty to be naughty
>Going on 40
>no electric shocks
>
>The juice of the carrot,
>the smile of the parrot
>A little drop of claret
>anything that rocks
>
>Elvis and Scotty,
>days when I ain't spotty,
>Sitting on the potty
>curing smallpox
>
>Reasons to be cheerful
>part 3
>
>Health service glasses
>Gigolos and brasses
>round or skinny bottoms
>
>Take your mum to Paris
>lighting up the chalice
>wee willy harris
>
>Bantu Stephen Biko,
>listening to Rico
>Harpo, Groucho, Chico
>
>Cheddar cheese and pickle,
>the Vincent motorsickle
>Slap and tickle
>
>Woody Allen, Dali,
>Dimitri and Pasquale
>balabalabala and Volare
>
>Something nice to study,
>phoning up a buddy
>Being in my nuddy
>
>Saying hokey-dokey,
>singalonga Smokey
>Coming out of chokey
>
>John Coltrane's soprano,
>Adi Celentano
>Bonar Colleano
>
>Reasons to be cheerful
>part 3
>
>Reasons To Be Cheerful
>by Ian Dury And The Blockheads
>"all rights reserved
>blah blah blah
>so don't fuck about
>or else"
part 4
Blowjobs from dwarfs
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Any business that requires you to listen to a machine for more than ninety seconds
which tells you that your call is very important to them, rather than providing you with
a live human being to talk to, is by definition lying.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2005 17:06:00 GMT
--------
> Zapanaz wrote:
>
> > And it really sunk in. All of a sudden it wasn't just the "same old
> > shit". It really sunk in what I was looking at and that it WAS,
> > really, the "same old shit". The reality of it, people in general
> are just simply BAD. They basically just SUCK....
> >> > I went through the rest of today with a vaguely sick feeling.
At least the ones who truly suck generally reveal themselves with their
skullbuggery. The truly dangerous ones are the mundane control-freak
twerps who land high office, haw haw.
Well now, I certainly have my list of experiences with the inexplicably
Bad, but the largest group of people in my view is the Stunned, who are
neither Yeti nor Evil, but were either never fully formed or who only
had 3 nerves to get on in the first place (as opposed to our standard
3800) and are now Staggering. The modern world just snipped their
threads while they were still trying to name them and voila! you have a
populace that actually gives money in return for shit.
On the other hand, I have cable, groovy-cat threads to wear, a big
synth and Eggos. That sure beats standing in the street in Ceylon and
suddenly have a great bloody wave appear and pummel your fundament.
So on behalf of Those Of Us Who Are Better Than You, I say this: we
recognize that sometimes when you appear to be Sucking, you are simply
gasping for air.
--
HellPope Huey
Caligula was merely misunderstood
"Its against my religion to oppose my religion."
- former national security wonk John Ashcroft
"I don't cut the ribbon at the opening of markets.
I don't stand next to the mayor.
Hit your baseball into my yard
and you'll never see it again."
- Tom Waits
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2005 13:34:09 -0800
--------
On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 17:06:00 GMT, HellPope Huey
wrote:
>
>> Zapanaz wrote:
>>
>> > And it really sunk in. All of a sudden it wasn't just the "same old
>> > shit". It really sunk in what I was looking at and that it WAS,
>> > really, the "same old shit". The reality of it, people in general
>> are just simply BAD. They basically just SUCK....
>> >> > I went through the rest of today with a vaguely sick feeling.
>
> At least the ones who truly suck generally reveal themselves with their
>skullbuggery. The truly dangerous ones are the mundane control-freak
>twerps who land high office, haw haw.
>
yeah ... but think about the progression. You have the really bad
ones, who have a lot of power to play with. Then even worse are the
ones who have some kind of petty power, like the DMV demons. And
they're worse -because- they have so little power to play with.
Now think of the ones with -no- power fix, not on a regular basis.
see where I'm going?
festering and brewing
> Well now, I certainly have my list of experiences with the inexplicably
>Bad, but the largest group of people in my view is the Stunned, who are
>neither Yeti nor Evil, but were either never fully formed or who only
>had 3 nerves to get on in the first place (as opposed to our standard
>3800) and are now Staggering. The modern world just snipped their
>threads while they were still trying to name them and voila! you have a
>populace that actually gives money in return for shit.
>
I saw one of them just now. I was walking behind this guy ... and he
was just ... not there. Plaid flannel shirt and he was carrying a
plaid flannel jacket. It's a look that makes you invisible. His
hair was cut real short and his soul was squirming like a toad.
We both were at the same crosswalk and crossed the street. He kept
rubbing his head in a pained-looking way. We walked up on a building,
one of those strip-prefab-buildings, I walked on the right side and he
walked on the left. So it's like:
him->
me
\|/
______________________
| |
| |
----------------------------------------
So I just have a couple feet to walk to the right to get to the other
side. When I get there he is already way down the street
______________________
| |
| |
---------------------------------------- him->
me ->
Further than that but I think this will break when I post it
He just disappeared and reappeared. Either that or he must have run
as hard as he could as soon as he was out of sight.
It's like he's not even really there. Living in somebody else's
dream. Formless and featureless.
> On the other hand, I have cable, groovy-cat threads to wear, a big
>synth and Eggos. That sure beats standing in the street in Ceylon and
>suddenly have a great bloody wave appear and pummel your fundament.
>
> So on behalf of Those Of Us Who Are Better Than You, I say this: we
>recognize that sometimes when you appear to be Sucking, you are simply
>gasping for air.
Well that was elegant.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of
something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey,
can you give me a hand?," you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
- Jack Handey
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2005 03:18:57 GMT
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In article ,
Zapanaz wrote:
HellPope Huey wrote:
> > So on behalf of Those Of Us Who Are Better Than You, I say this: we
> >recognize that sometimes when you appear to be Sucking, you are simply
> >gasping for air.
>
> Well that was elegant.
If you don't throw the little people a bone here and there, they run up
and bite you in the crotch. You try to sling them off, but it doesn't
always work and you get a big laugh, spinning around with them clenching
like terriers.
"What did you do this morning, dear?"
"Well, I er, um, uh...."
--
HellPope Huey
The distance between a tirade
and a reasoned commentary
is exactly twice the span of time required
for a moron to refocus mentally
after being hypnotized
by an Old Navy commercial.
"You know what would be awesome?
If my computer could make the sound
of a Yeti: HRRRRRRHHHHHHHH!!!"
- AOL commercial
"Ha ha! You're nocturnal!"
- "The Simpsons"
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2005 03:29:35 -0500
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On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 18:49:40 -0700, angelicusrex wrote:
> I swear, if it can be done at
> all, some sick shit will figure out a way to do it and put the whole thing
> on the internet.
I find that the images become more palatable if I convince myself
that the person in question did it to call attention to the
plight of the tsunami victims.
Or these people: http://www.mothersagainstcirc.org/
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Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Sat, 22 Jan 2005 22:20:17 -0700
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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
> Well, some of you can. Not to name names or anything.
>
> http://jameth.whatthefuck.com/jan2005/13/ouch.jpg
>
Notice that he is already missing a finger. He may be a serial
amputator. What a dork.
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sun, 23 Jan 2005 13:08:46 -0700
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"Baldin Pramer" wrote in message
news:41f33404@nntp.zianet.com...
> nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
>> Well, some of you can. Not to name names or anything.
>>
>> http://jameth.whatthefuck.com/jan2005/13/ouch.jpg
>>
>
> Notice that he is already missing a finger. He may be a serial amputator.
> What a dork.
>
> --
> Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
What dork?
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 23 Jan 2005 12:16:57 -0800
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On Sun, 23 Jan 2005 13:08:46 -0700, "angelicusrex"
wrote:
>
>
>"Baldin Pramer" wrote in message
>news:41f33404@nntp.zianet.com...
>> nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
>>> Well, some of you can. Not to name names or anything.
>>>
>>> http://jameth.whatthefuck.com/jan2005/13/ouch.jpg
>>>
>>
>> Notice that he is already missing a finger. He may be a serial amputator.
>> What a dork.
>>
>> --
>> Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
>
>What dork?
>
There IS no dork, Neo!
>Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
>
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
when your mommy and daddy were
dropping you on your head when you were a baby, did they say 'boing
boing boing' while you were bouncing, or did they just maintain a
dignified silence?
Correspondent:: "Giles"
Date: 23 Jan 2005 11:40:10 -0800
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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
> Well, some of you can. Not to name names or anything.
>
> http://jameth.whatthefuck.com/jan2005/13/ouch.jpg
>
.
.
"For my next trick..." - Bingo the Magical Clown - Balloon Artist
http://sacho.com/bingo.htm
Bingo the magical clown is high quality children's entertainer. Bingo
creates a festive atmosphere and puts the "special" in your special
event. For a fun filled party invite Bingo the magical Clown.
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sun, 23 Jan 2005 13:05:53 -0700
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Giles wrote:
>
> http://sacho.com/bingo.htm
>
> Bingo the magical clown is high quality
> children's entertainer.
Bingo the clown-o was an award-winning
animation, based on an underground stage
production.
--
"If you can't be the head, don't be
the backside because there is nothing
there but a tail."
-- Saddam Hussein
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2005 01:40:41 -0700
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Just read an article in Fortean Times about some guy who was found running
down a street in Penticon, British Columbia after having cut off his own
dick and balls, he wore nothing but a knit hat (what a hoser, eh?) and was
screaming: "Repent, you Fornicators!" The cops found his wedding tackle at
home on a plate...Could this be our boy?
Archimadrite Pudlevitcz