greeeeaaaat sex quotes
Correspondent:: "Birchy"
Date: 21 Jan 2005 16:17:41 -0800
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Just like the title sez...
"Our own physical body possesses a wisdom which we who inhabit the body
lack." - Henry Miller
"I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've
always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson
"An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more
interesting than sex." - Aldous Huxley
"Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what
people think you've got." - Sophia Loren
"The ass is the face of the soul of sex." - Charles Bukowski
"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I
wouldn't be a bit surprised." - Dorothy Parker
"By the time you swear you are his, shivering and sighing, and he vows
his passion is infinite and undying - lady, make a note of this: one of
you is lying." - Dorothy Parker
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . .The other eight
are unimportant." - Henry Miller
"If my business could be made legal. I and women like me could make a
big contribution to what Mayor Lindsay calls 'Fun City,' and the city
and state could derive the money in taxes and licensing fees that I pay
off to crooked cops and political figures. " - Xaviera "The Happy
Hooker" Hollander
"Sex is the last refuge of the miserable." - Quentin Crisp
"You musn't force sex to do the work of love or love to do the work of
sex." - Mary McCarthy
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Correspondent:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 22 Jan 2005 02:17:18 -0800
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"How many calms am I gonna have to shell out for you to take a crap on
my face?"
-My friend Roach, to a hooker named "Cin-a-buns"
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2005 02:40:09 GMT
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In article <1106389038.163682.323420@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
"Paul Casino" wrote:
> "How many calms am I gonna have to shell out for you to take a crap on
> my face?"
> -My friend Roach, to a hooker named "Cin-a-buns"
Now see, this was exactly the kind of item that needed to be
crossposted like mad, stirring up some mini-firestorm of needle-dicked
outrage. If Jesus had somehow been involved, it could have gone on for
weeks. Ah, the missed opportunities....
--
HellPope Huey
Caligula was merely misunderstood
"Its against my religion to oppose my religion."
- former national security wonk John Ashcroft
"I don't cut the ribbon at the opening of markets.
I don't stand next to the mayor.
Hit your baseball into my yard
and you'll never see it again."
- Tom Waits