hURL: Jilted Woman Rips Boyfriend's TESTICLES OFF
Correspondent:: "Weird Harold"
Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 03:25:21 GMT
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Problem: Our heroine's boyfriend refuses sex with her. Solution: RIP HIS
TESTICLES OFF!
Testicle torn off by ex-lover
Press Association
Wednesday January 12, 2005
The Guardian
A jilted woman admitted ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her hands
after he refused to have sex with her. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage
after her former boyfriend, Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the
end of a drunken house party. She yanked off his left testicle, which was
later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That's yours."
Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool
crown court yesterday and will be sentenced next month.
The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship with
Monti towards the end of May last year. The pair remained on good terms and
on May 30, Monti drove him to a party and then home again, where friends
joined them for more drinks.
Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered
him sex. When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued.
Mr Jones threw Monti out of the house. She then smashed a window. Another
struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she
pulled down Mr Jones's shorts.
Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but
released it. Doctors were unable to reattach the organ.
Wendy Lloyd, defending, said her client did not remember much of the
struggle. But she accepted the prosecution's version of events and did not
claim to have acted in self-defence.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,3604,1388123,00.html
Correspondent:: "Justme® "
Date: 19 Jan 2005 23:06:56 -0800
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Weird Harold wrote:
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> Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her
mouth, but
> released it. Doctors were unable to reattach the organ.
Another bitch who doesn't swallow.
Correspondent:: ¦++¦ <¦++¦@tpg.com.au>
Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 19:49:30 +1100
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On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 03:25:21 GMT, "Weird Harold"
wrote in message id
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> Mr Jones threw Monti out of the house. She then smashed a window. Another
>struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she
>pulled down Mr Jones's shorts.
> Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but
>released it. Doctors were unable to reattach the organ.
> Wendy Lloyd, defending, said her client did not remember much of the
>struggle. But she accepted the prosecution's version of events and did not
>claim to have acted in self-defence.
> http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,3604,1388123,00.html
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"Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at
Liverpool crown court yesterday and will be sentenced next month."
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Wounding ?
Sounds more like aggevegated sexual assault !!
Weren't there any charges regarding damage to property ?
Talk about double standards ....
Correspondent:: Ubiquitous
Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 10:44:26 -0500
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In article ,
weirdlinks@sbcglobal.net says...
> A jilted woman admitted ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her hands
>after he refused to have sex with her. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage
>after her former boyfriend, Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the
>end of a drunken house party. She yanked off his left testicle, which was
>later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That's yours."
That story's a bit stale...
I think the martial arts move she employed is called "Monkey picking a
peach", or something like that.
Correspondent:: Miz Daisy Cutter
Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 22:05:09 -0500
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On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 10:44:26 -0500, Ubiquitous reached into its ass and
pulled out (in article <-t2dnZ8e0IlHTHLcRVn-tA@giganews.com>):
> That story's a bit stale...
This from a guy who regularly posts stuff we'd all finished wanking to months
ago. Given that your all-time record, Weber, is IIRC a seven-year-old
article, isn't it about time you started bringing the Clinton-Lewinsky
scandal to our attention?
-- Daze
--
That day I learned that your parents will try a lot harder to find you a
restroom when your chant turns to 'never mind'.
‹ hjkl
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 12:06:31 -0800
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Weird Harold wrote:
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> Problem: Our heroine's boyfriend refuses sex with her. Solution: RIP HIS
> TESTICLES OFF!
>
> Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool
> crown court yesterday and will be sentenced next month.
Those Pudlian slags are murder. Around here we keep Liverpool women
chained up naked in a cage.
Correspondent:: Semolina Pilchard
Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 20:32:54 +0000
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On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 12:06:31 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>Those Pudlian slags are murder. Around here we keep Liverpool women
>chained up naked in a cage.
I have yet to find a woman that was not better of being chained,
naked, in a cage. I'm not really looking, now, though, because the
cage has become somewhat crowded. Feeding and removal of ordure has
become quite the taxing logistical exercise and I have to use a
computer program to work out the sex 'n' torture rota.
Women! Can't live with 'em...
--
Sem
Correspondent:: "Bibliophilia"
Date: 20 Jan 2005 13:17:26 -0800
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Wow. This story really scared you guys. Cool!
Don't sweat it, no one wants to monkey-pick yer fuzzy peaches. This
was aberrant behavior for chicks, even, I assume, for Liverpool.
Correspondent:: "Kristian Lahdensuo"
Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2005 00:56:32 +0200
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"Bibliophilia" kirjoitti
viestissä:1106255846.630185.292110@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
> Wow. This story really scared you guys. Cool!
>
> Don't sweat it, no one wants to monkey-pick yer fuzzy peaches. This
> was aberrant behavior for chicks, even, I assume, for Liverpool.
>
It's quite scary thought but possible. I can show you, on your testicles..
I'll just rip one off tru the skin..
Correspondent:: "Bibliophilia"
Date: 20 Jan 2005 18:50:39 -0800
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Hey, hey, there, cowboy, watch your hands.....