iDRMRSR, 1949-2004, 2005-???
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 23:32:12 -0500
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Time control log, 12/31/2004, Earth Eastern Standard Time 15:26...
iDRMRSR departed the world of Pinks and left the cubicle of sorrow at this
moment after 55 standard years of servitude as exacted by the Overseers of
the Con.
He was born into Slack just a few minutes later as his mini-SUV left the
slave's compound, having been carefully packed with all his earthly work
belongings. No doubt the Con will miss him (soon) as the code he left
behind was graciously uncommented and largely incomprehensible.
The defarted wore his Wings of Slack sweatshirt which covered his merehume
body like a shroud. Not a soul at his place of bondage recognized the
symbolism, either, for they are all slackless and know not of Bob.
He will soon be taken up into the Hammock of Slack and his comfort ensured
by the arrival of the mystical pension checks until he is rupstured to a
Pleasure Saucer, which can't come soon enough now!
Subject has escaped the slavemasters and is now operating on Independent
Slack Feeding Time Control in a different continuum.
No further tracking of the bogie is possible.
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Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 22:52:11 -0600
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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 23:32:12 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
wrote:
>No further tracking of the bogie is possible.
>
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Congratulations, you made it out alive soldier!
You have the best new year's resolution.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 22:53:09 -0700
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And fuck them if they can't take a joke! You are now officially SAVED from
PINKISHNESS! All Hail BOB!
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 03:34:48 -0500
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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 23:32:12 -0500, iDRMRSR wrote:
> Time control log, 12/31/2004, Earth Eastern Standard Time 15:26...
>
> iDRMRSR departed the world of Pinks and left the cubicle of sorrow at this
> moment after 55 standard years of servitude as exacted by the Overseers of
> the Con.
Can I have your stress ball?
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Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 16:13:26 GMT
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In article ,
Artemia Salina wrote:
> On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 23:32:12 -0500, iDRMRSR wrote:
>
> > Time control log, 12/31/2004, Earth Eastern Standard Time 15:26...
> > iDRMRSR departed the world of Pinks and left the cubicle of sorrow at this
> > moment after 55 standard years of servitude as exacted by the Overseers of
> > the Con.
>
> Can I have your stress ball?
Only if you can get his legs apart long enough to detach it.
--
HellPope Huey
Oh, what a tangled web we weave,
when we even get out of bed.
"Its not easy being me;
my father is a control freak."
- Jesus Christ
"Have you ever been indicted?"
"Not since I was a baby, Your Honor."
- "The Three Stooges"
Correspondent:: "Revi Shankar"
Date: Sat, 1 Jan 2005 08:56:07 -0500
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"iDRMRSR" wrote
> Time control log, 12/31/2004, Earth Eastern Standard Time 15:26...
>
> iDRMRSR departed the world of Pinks and left the cubicle of sorrow at this
> moment after 55 standard years of servitude as exacted by the Overseers of
> the Con.
>
> He was born into Slack just a few minutes later as his mini-SUV left the
> slave's compound, having been carefully packed with all his earthly work
> belongings. No doubt the Con will miss him (soon) as the code he left
> behind was graciously uncommented and largely incomprehensible.
>
> The defarted wore his Wings of Slack sweatshirt which covered his merehume
> body like a shroud. Not a soul at his place of bondage recognized the
> symbolism, either, for they are all slackless and know not of Bob.
>
> He will soon be taken up into the Hammock of Slack and his comfort ensured
> by the arrival of the mystical pension checks until he is rupstured to a
> Pleasure Saucer, which can't come soon enough now!
>
> Subject has escaped the slavemasters and is now operating on Independent
> Slack Feeding Time Control in a different continuum.
>
> No further tracking of the bogie is possible.
>
>
Congratulations, son, congratulations.
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 01 Jan 2005 14:46:51 GMT
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>iDRMRSR departed the world of Pinks and left the cubicle of sorrow at this
>moment after 55 standard years of servitude as exacted by the Overseers of
>the Con.
>
>He was born into Slack just a few minutes later as his mini-SUV left the
>slave's compound, having been carefully packed with all his earthly work
>belongings. No doubt the Con will miss him (soon) as the code he left
>behind was graciously uncommented and largely incomprehensible.
>
>The defarted wore his Wings of Slack sweatshirt which covered his merehume
>body like a shroud. Not a soul at his place of bondage recognized the
>symbolism, either, for they are all slackless and know not of Bob.
>
>He will soon be taken up into the Hammock of Slack and his comfort ensured
>by the arrival of the mystical pension checks until he is rupstured to a
>Pleasure Saucer, which can't come soon enough now!
>
>Subject has escaped the slavemasters and is now operating on Independent
>Slack Feeding Time Control in a different continuum.
>
>No further tracking of the bogie is possible.
>
Do not forget the Sacred Social Security Slackness Subsidy! Sign up quick
before the Con gets their grubby hands on it!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: Candlemoth
Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 12:26:09 -0800
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iDRMRSR wrote:
> Time control log, 12/31/2004, Earth Eastern Standard Time 15:26...
>
> iDRMRSR departed the world of Pinks and left the cubicle of sorrow at this
> moment after 55 standard years of servitude as exacted by the Overseers of
> the Con.
>
> He was born into Slack just a few minutes later as his mini-SUV left the
> slave's compound, having been carefully packed with all his earthly work
> belongings. No doubt the Con will miss him (soon) as the code he left
> behind was graciously uncommented and largely incomprehensible.
>
> The defarted wore his Wings of Slack sweatshirt which covered his merehume
> body like a shroud. Not a soul at his place of bondage recognized the
> symbolism, either, for they are all slackless and know not of Bob.
>
> He will soon be taken up into the Hammock of Slack and his comfort ensured
> by the arrival of the mystical pension checks until he is rupstured to a
> Pleasure Saucer, which can't come soon enough now!
>
> Subject has escaped the slavemasters and is now operating on Independent
> Slack Feeding Time Control in a different continuum.
>
> No further tracking of the bogie is possible.
>
> [*]
> -----
>
>
Congrats, ol' thang! Please don't take up golf!!
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Sat, 1 Jan 2005 13:30:53 -0500
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>>Congrats, ol' thang! Please don't take up golf!!
Negative on that. I plan to engage in NO activities that cannot be
performed from an overstuffed recliner.
Well, OK, a recliner and/or potty.
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Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 03 Jan 2005 03:06:19 GMT
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In article ,
"iDRMRSR" wrote:
> >>Congrats, ol' thang! Please don't take up golf!!
>
> Negative on that. I plan to engage in NO activities that cannot be
> performed from an overstuffed recliner.
> Well, OK, a recliner and/or potty.
I have a strong faith in your ability to combine the two. If it worked
for Homer Simpson, I just KNOW that YOU can bring it to fruition. I can
just see the ads now: "Dr. Mister Sister's Triple-Flipper Shitter,
guaranteed to work its wonders on your innards while you watch German
porn on satellite or triple your money back!" Yeah, that sounds sweet.
--
HellPope Huey
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"This may be the year
when we finally come face to face with ourselves;
finally just lay back and say it --
that we are really just a nation
of 220 million used car salesmen
with all the money we need to buy guns
and no qualms at all
about killing anybody else in the world
who tries to make us uncomfortable."
- Hunter S. Thompson
"Seeing you in a hole in the ground
reminds me of this dream I keep having."
- "Father of the Pride"
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 3 Jan 2005 20:52:35 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote in news:NoRestraint-
BB1770.21052012011905@news1.west.earthlink.net:
> In article ,
> "iDRMRSR" wrote:
>
>> >>Congrats, ol' thang! Please don't take up golf!!
>>
>> Negative on that. I plan to engage in NO activities that cannot be
>> performed from an overstuffed recliner.
>> Well, OK, a recliner and/or potty.
>
> I have a strong faith in your ability to combine the two. If it worked
> for Homer Simpson, I just KNOW that YOU can bring it to fruition. I can
> just see the ads now: "Dr. Mister Sister's Triple-Flipper Shitter,
> guaranteed to work its wonders on your innards while you watch German
> porn on satellite or triple your money back!" Yeah, that sounds sweet.
>
Didn't Tim Allen beat him to the punch on that?
--
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the number of dumbasses you allow to surround you."
-- DJ Epoch
Correspondent:: Candlemoth
Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 12:48:19 -0800
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iDRMRSR wrote:
> Time control log, 12/31/2004, Earth Eastern Standard Time 15:26...
>
> iDRMRSR departed the world of Pinks and left the cubicle of sorrow at this
> moment after 55 standard years of servitude as exacted by the Overseers of
> the Con.
55 fuckin' years... I thought I ws sick with 30.. I gave it up
in '95. Gawd!! You're a man of patience!
>
> He was born into Slack just a few minutes later as his mini-SUV left the
> slave's compound, having been carefully packed with all his earthly work
> belongings. No doubt the Con will miss him (soon) as the code he left
> behind was graciously uncommented and largely incomprehensible.
>
All that spaghetti(sp) .. I'm very pleased..
Isn't a mini-SUV a stationwagon??
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Sat, 1 Jan 2005 15:22:20 -0500
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>>55 fuckin' years... I thought I ws sick with 30..
Well, I wuz referring to 34 years of actual work, but I was raised Pink and
lasted until 55 before they sent me on my way. I point this out to dispel
the impression that I am a very old fart. Just old, or fairly old. A
silverhair.
Hell, 55 is the "new" 35, ain't it? I guess I lasted more than 85% of all
previous humnans. Most of the parts are still in werking order, too. So
now I get to work on ruining them all some more!
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