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Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 01:00:58 -0800
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ok there's this guy, nad he has a donkey. he's this guy, see? and
he's doing something. and he has a dnokey. this guy, right? he does
into a bar. and with a donkey. there's this guy. and he's in a bar
with a donkey. without the donkey. and he's drinking and drinking
and dringlking, in the bar. he doesn't ahve a donkey. with him.
he's in this bar. this guy, right? so he goes into this bar. this
guy does. without the donkey, a guy without, with no donkey, goes
into a bar.
I think that was the punchline already. i forget the punchline. i'm
not soru if this was funny anymore
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"You RAT!," she cried, as she threw a plate at
me, "Was it Jane, Mary or Nancy--those whores?"
But I refused to tell, saying I was too gallant.
She never did forgive me, but at least she
had given me a few good leads.
-- nu-monet
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 01:06:23 -0800
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On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 01:00:58 -0800, Zapanaz
wrote:
>
>ok there's this guy, nad he has a donkey. he's this guy, see? and
>he's doing something. and he has a dnokey. this guy, right? he does
>into a bar. and with a donkey. there's this guy. and he's in a bar
>with a donkey. without the donkey. and he's drinking and drinking
>and dringlking, in the bar. he doesn't ahve a donkey. with him.
>he's in this bar. this guy, right? so he goes into this bar. this
>guy does. without the donkey, a guy without, with no donkey, goes
>into a bar.
>
>I think that was the punchline already. i forget the punchline. i'm
>not soru if this was funny anymore
ok this guy goes into a bar, and he sits down, and he starts having a
drinks. and thene is not a donkey with him. there's a donkey but
there' s not a donkey with him. there' s not a donkey, with him. amd
tjos other guy walks in and he says something.
that was the punchline. I think i missed something. that isn't
funny. I said it wrong.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"When Life gives you lemons
you blow those lemons to bits with your laser cannons!"
- Brak
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 01:11:28 -0800
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On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 01:06:23 -0800, Zapanaz
wrote:
>On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 01:00:58 -0800, Zapanaz
> wrote:
>
>>
>>ok there's this guy, nad he has a donkey. he's this guy, see? and
>>he's doing something. and he has a dnokey. this guy, right? he does
>>into a bar. and with a donkey. there's this guy. and he's in a bar
>>with a donkey. without the donkey. and he's drinking and drinking
>>and dringlking, in the bar. he doesn't ahve a donkey. with him.
>>he's in this bar. this guy, right? so he goes into this bar. this
>>guy does. without the donkey, a guy without, with no donkey, goes
>>into a bar.
>>
>>I think that was the punchline already. i forget the punchline. i'm
>>not soru if this was funny anymore
>
>ok this guy goes into a bar, and he sits down, and he starts having a
>drinks. and thene is not a donkey with him. there's a donkey but
>there' s not a donkey with him. there' s not a donkey, with him. amd
>tjos other guy walks in and he says something.
>
>that was the punchline. I think i missed something. that isn't
>funny. I said it wrong.
The way this other guy said it was so fucking funny. i laguhed myh
ass off. there's a guy in a bar and drinking. actually I think the
guy in the bar was me. and ther'es another guy, and there's a donkey,
and he says something. no the funny part was that ehter isn't really
a donkey there. but it's funny.
It was the way he said it. I can't remmber now.
it was a guy, drinking, and the guy drinking was me, and the other guy
says there's a donkey but there isn't, but it's so fucking funny
because there's no donkey there
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
If someone doesn't have every Monty Python movie
memorized, the Hitch Hiker's Guide memorized, and every
idiot comment from the movie Airplane memorized, what do
they do for fun? Watch "Wheel of Fortune?"
- Fredric L Rice
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 01:17:25 -0800
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On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 01:11:28 -0800, Zapanaz
wrote:
>On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 01:06:23 -0800, Zapanaz
> wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 01:00:58 -0800, Zapanaz
>> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>ok there's this guy, nad he has a donkey. he's this guy, see? and
>>>he's doing something. and he has a dnokey. this guy, right? he does
>>>into a bar. and with a donkey. there's this guy. and he's in a bar
>>>with a donkey. without the donkey. and he's drinking and drinking
>>>and dringlking, in the bar. he doesn't ahve a donkey. with him.
>>>he's in this bar. this guy, right? so he goes into this bar. this
>>>guy does. without the donkey, a guy without, with no donkey, goes
>>>into a bar.
>>>
>>>I think that was the punchline already. i forget the punchline. i'm
>>>not soru if this was funny anymore
>>
>>ok this guy goes into a bar, and he sits down, and he starts having a
>>drinks. and thene is not a donkey with him. there's a donkey but
>>there' s not a donkey with him. there' s not a donkey, with him. amd
>>tjos other guy walks in and he says something.
>>
>>that was the punchline. I think i missed something. that isn't
>>funny. I said it wrong.
>
>The way this other guy said it was so fucking funny. i laguhed myh
>ass off. there's a guy in a bar and drinking. actually I think the
>guy in the bar was me. and ther'es another guy, and there's a donkey,
>and he says something. no the funny part was that ehter isn't really
>a donkey there. but it's funny.
>
>It was the way he said it. I can't remmber now.
>
>it was a guy, drinking, and the guy drinking was me, and the other guy
>says there's a donkey but there isn't, but it's so fucking funny
>because there's no donkey there
THAT MOTHERFUCKER JUST CALLED ME A JACKASS
i'm going to go kick his fucking ass
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
four
four hundred
or four thousand dreams may decay into indigo dust
that covers aquarius
and still the voice will say
love
- The Zodiac Cosmic Sounds, 1967
Correspondent:: "Rev. 11D Meow!"
Date: Sat, 1 Jan 2005 01:33:38 -0800
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ha ha!
ha...
whatever, jack ass...
Correspondent:: Candlemoth
Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 12:53:02 -0800
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Zapanaz wrote:
> On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 01:00:58 -0800, Zapanaz
> wrote:
>
>
>>ok there's this guy, nad he has a donkey. he's this guy, see? and
>>he's doing something. and he has a dnokey. this guy, right? he does
>>into a bar. and with a donkey. there's this guy. and he's in a bar
>>with a donkey. without the donkey. and he's drinking and drinking
>>and dringlking, in the bar. he doesn't ahve a donkey. with him.
>>he's in this bar. this guy, right? so he goes into this bar. this
>>guy does. without the donkey, a guy without, with no donkey, goes
>>into a bar.
>>
>>I think that was the punchline already. i forget the punchline. i'm
>>not soru if this was funny anymore
>
>
> ok this guy goes into a bar, and he sits down, and he starts having a
> drinks. and thene is not a donkey with him. there's a donkey but
> there' s not a donkey with him. there' s not a donkey, with him. amd
> tjos other guy walks in and he says something.
>
> that was the punchline. I think i missed something. that isn't
> funny. I said it wrong.
>
>
(( PLONK! )) Been meaning to do that for a long time.. Even when you
were Joe Cosby. Goodbye, MF!
Correspondent:: Candlemoth
Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 12:49:33 -0800
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Zapanaz wrote:
> ok there's this guy, nad he has a donkey. he's this guy, see? and
> he's doing something. and he has a dnokey. this guy, right? he does
> into a bar. and with a donkey. there's this guy. and he's in a bar
> with a donkey. without the donkey. and he's drinking and drinking
> and dringlking, in the bar. he doesn't ahve a donkey. with him.
> he's in this bar. this guy, right? so he goes into this bar. this
> guy does. without the donkey, a guy without, with no donkey, goes
> into a bar.
>
> I think that was the punchline already. i forget the punchline. i'm
> not soru if this was funny anymore
>
>
<>
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 11:32:00 -0800
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On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 12:49:33 -0800, Candlemoth
wrote:
>Zapanaz wrote:
>
>> ok there's this guy, nad he has a donkey. he's this guy, see? and
>> he's doing something. and he has a dnokey. this guy, right? he does
>> into a bar. and with a donkey. there's this guy. and he's in a bar
>> with a donkey. without the donkey. and he's drinking and drinking
>> and dringlking, in the bar. he doesn't ahve a donkey. with him.
>> he's in this bar. this guy, right? so he goes into this bar. this
>> guy does. without the donkey, a guy without, with no donkey, goes
>> into a bar.
>>
>> I think that was the punchline already. i forget the punchline. i'm
>> not soru if this was funny anymore
>>
>>
> <>
there's actually a point, if you read the thread to the end.
I guess that's more concentration than I can expect around here.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
'Jump 100 feet into the air and spread out over a wide area' -
Blackadder's advice on what to do if you step on a land mine.
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 4 Jan 2005 12:40:05 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote in
news:ojudt0hfm3r73lhor6718d61dsk44kf7ld@4ax.com:
> On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 12:49:33 -0800, Candlemoth
> wrote:
>
>>Zapanaz wrote:
>>
>>> ok there's this guy, nad he has a donkey. he's this guy, see? and
>>> he's doing something. and he has a dnokey. this guy, right? he does
>>> into a bar. and with a donkey. there's this guy. and he's in a bar
>>> with a donkey. without the donkey. and he's drinking and drinking
>>> and dringlking, in the bar. he doesn't ahve a donkey. with him.
>>> he's in this bar. this guy, right? so he goes into this bar. this
>>> guy does. without the donkey, a guy without, with no donkey, goes
>>> into a bar.
>>>
>>> I think that was the punchline already. i forget the punchline. i'm
>>> not soru if this was funny anymore
>>>
>>>
>> <>
>
> there's actually a point, if you read the thread to the end.
>
> I guess that's more concentration than I can expect around here.
>
Sheesh Joe, you KNOW these wonks are so spoiled that they can't handle
humor from frozen concentrate. You gotta give em the FRESH SQUEEZED NADS
version or they'll change channels at the next commercial. Damned Yeti
Attention Deficit Disodor.
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Intelligence is subjective and inversely proportional to
the number of dumbasses you allow to surround you."
-- DJ Epoch
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 03 Jan 2005 02:38:11 GMT
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In article ,
Candlemoth wrote:
> Zapanaz wrote:
> > I think that was the punchline already. i forget the punchline. i'm
> > not soru if this was funny anymore
> >
> <>
I think that's the international sound for an impaction occurring, or
breaking loose... I forget which.
--
HellPope Huey
Official Dobbs Geek Orthodox Ministurb
"This may be the year
when we finally come face to face with ourselves;
finally just lay back and say it --
that we are really just a nation
of 220 million used car salesmen
with all the money we need to buy guns
and no qualms at all
about killing anybody else in the world
who tries to make us uncomfortable."
- Hunter S. Thompson
"Seeing you in a hole in the ground
reminds me of this dream I keep having."
- "Father of the Pride"
Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Sun, 02 Jan 2005 13:35:28 -0800
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In article , Zapanaz
wrote:
> ok there's this guy, nad he has a donkey. he's this guy, see? and
> he's doing something. and he has a dnokey. this guy, right? he does
> into a bar. and with a donkey. there's this guy. and he's in a bar
> with a donkey. without the donkey. and he's drinking and drinking
> and dringlking, in the bar. he doesn't ahve a donkey. with him.
> he's in this bar. this guy, right? so he goes into this bar. this
> guy does. without the donkey, a guy without, with no donkey, goes
> into a bar.
>
> I think that was the punchline already. i forget the punchline. i'm
> not soru if this was funny anymore
plonk
pb