Correspondent:: John Starrett Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2005 16:08:56 -0700
--------
Sir/Madam,
This is to notify you that your case was presented to us and was
deliberated upon Last Monday during the on going National Economic
Summit of the Federal Republic of Nigeria in the presence of the
president, Federal Republic Of Nigeria, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, GCFR,
the Honorable Minister of Finance, Dr. Mrs. Ngozi Iweala-Okonjo, The New
Central Bank of Nigeria Governor, Prof. Charles Soludo and other key
economic policy matters.
It was discovered to the dismay of all participants that your payment
has been unnecessarily delayed despite been cleared by the authorized
Financial regulatory bodies.
It was discovered that some unscrupulous individuals aiming to
frustrating all your efforts have removed some vital documents from your
payment file.
However, a 7-man harmonization, normalization, notarization,
computerization and re-documentation committee has been set up to
finally perfect all the necessary documentation to that effect.
After much strict scrutiny on your file, we discovered that some top
government officials in Nigeria especially in banks are working against
your interest in this case.
We have decided to go into a pact with reputable Banks to settle your
payment.
You are to contact me immediately for the setting up of your accredited
payment access code number, password and allocation of foreign exchange
for your Payment through the nominated bank.
Contact me via E-mail: emmanuelsam96@yahoo.com
Best regards
Dr. Emmanuel Sam
Chief Financial Consultant,
Federal Ministry of Finance.
Federal Republic of Nigeria.
------------------------------------------
Use o melhor sistema de busca da Internet
Radar UOL - http://www.radaruol.com.br
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2005 17:56:51 -0800
--------
On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 16:08:56 -0700, John Starrett
wrote:
>Sir/Madam,
>
>This is to notify you
I got a phone call today from somebody who said they were a recruiter
for something-or-other. I get calls from recruiters on rare
occasions, it wasn't totally unheard of. No harm knowing what's out
there ... actually, after the screwup I screwed up today, maybe I
should be doing more of that.
But the name of the company was weird, and I realized this wasn't
someone in my Con area. So I ask this lady, "uhh ... what kind of
position is this again?" Starting to cotton on that this wasn't
making sense.
And she says "We will train you to be a field trainer .... and from
there, you might become a vice president!"
really, verbatim.
I larffed.
Train me to be a field trainer?
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Whether or not you agree with the law is irrelevant.
- No, really, there really are people that stupid.
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2005 21:55:33 GMT
--------
"Zapanaz" wrote in message
news:tj9bv05njohc244mc14pa4qqvkshee3795@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 16:08:56 -0700, John Starrett
> wrote:
>
> >Sir/Madam,
> >
> >This is to notify you
>
> I got a phone call today from somebody who said they were a recruiter
> for something-or-other. I get calls from recruiters on rare
> occasions, it wasn't totally unheard of. No harm knowing what's out
> there ... actually, after the screwup I screwed up today, maybe I
> should be doing more of that.
>
> But the name of the company was weird, and I realized this wasn't
> someone in my Con area. So I ask this lady, "uhh ... what kind of
> position is this again?" Starting to cotton on that this wasn't
> making sense.
>
> And she says "We will train you to be a field trainer .... and from
> there, you might become a vice president!"
>
> really, verbatim.
>
> I larffed.
>
> Train me to be a field trainer?
With the proper training, you could be out standing in your field.