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Correspondent:: IMBJR
Date: Mon, 31 Jan 2005 22:18:39 +0000
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http://www.lethalwrestling.com/le/opinions/news_content.php?fileName=45
Anyone seen this eye-poking gem?
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 31 Jan 2005 15:25:29 -0800
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On Mon, 31 Jan 2005 22:18:39 +0000, IMBJR wrote:
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>http://www.lethalwrestling.com/le/opinions/news_content.php?fileName=45
>
>Anyone seen this eye-poking gem?
no I have been sadly deprived
Synopsis: “In an attempt to prove his theory that the human eye is the
gateway to another dimension, a brilliant ophthalmologist performs his
final experiment on an unwitting homeless subject. As in all previous
attempts, it seems to be yet another miserable waste of time. But
something begins to stir in one of the still eye sockets of the
victim. The dead man’s eye rises into the air and expands to enormous
size. A new form of life has begun. A seemingly invincible being of
pure light energy – driven by a hunger for knowledge….and a taste for
young women. It’s feeding time.”
y'know what really kills me with a movie like this, and a lot of grade
b- horror and science fiction, is HOW CLOSE they came to a really cool
idea. (whaddayacallit, "Stargate", the one with James Spader, was
another one that was SO CLOSE to being a really fucking cool idea)
I mean, gateways to another dimension through EYES as a jumping off
point for a horror/sci fi flick, that is a pretty cool idea.
BUT AT SOME POINT, I THINK SOMEBODY DIDN'T NOTICE THAT IT HAD
METAMORPHOSED INTO A FUCKING MOVIE ABOUT FLOATING EYEBALLS.
no good movie about floating eyeballs has ever been made. No good
movie about floating eyeballs will ever be made. Because there is
just no way to ameliorate the comic absurdity of a floating eyeballs
being supposed to be scary.
You've got a script writer, some kind of producer/producers, some
necktie persons, you've got a lot of people involved in even a
low-budget knockoff. And not ONE of them noticed that it had decided
to be a movie about an EVIL FLOATING EYEBALL?
Not one of them realized that was a COMPLETELY LAME IDEA?
ARE THESE PEOPLE ALL ON REEFER OR WHAT?
--
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Correspondent:: Rich Clark aka Left Rev Egg Plant
Date: Wed, 02 Feb 2005 07:06:12 -0500
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Zapanaz wrote:
> On Mon, 31 Jan 2005 22:18:39 +0000, IMBJR wrote:
>
>
>>http://www.lethalwrestling.com/le/opinions/news_content.php?fileName=45
>>
>>Anyone seen this eye-poking gem?
>
>
> no I have been sadly deprived
>
> Synopsis: “In an attempt to prove his theory that the human eye is the
> gateway to another dimension, a brilliant ophthalmologist performs his
> final experiment on an unwitting homeless subject. As in all previous
> attempts, it seems to be yet another miserable waste of time. But
> something begins to stir in one of the still eye sockets of the
> victim. The dead man’s eye rises into the air and expands to enormous
> size. A new form of life has begun. A seemingly invincible being of
> pure light energy – driven by a hunger for knowledge….and a taste for
> young women. It’s feeding time.”
>
> y'know what really kills me with a movie like this, and a lot of grade
> b- horror and science fiction, is HOW CLOSE they came to a really cool
> idea. (whaddayacallit, "Stargate", the one with James Spader, was
> another one that was SO CLOSE to being a really fucking cool idea)
>
> I mean, gateways to another dimension through EYES as a jumping off
> point for a horror/sci fi flick, that is a pretty cool idea.
>
> BUT AT SOME POINT, I THINK SOMEBODY DIDN'T NOTICE THAT IT HAD
> METAMORPHOSED INTO A FUCKING MOVIE ABOUT FLOATING EYEBALLS.
>
> no good movie about floating eyeballs has ever been made. No good
> movie about floating eyeballs will ever be made. Because there is
> just no way to ameliorate the comic absurdity of a floating eyeballs
> being supposed to be scary.
>
> You've got a script writer, some kind of producer/producers, some
> necktie persons, you've got a lot of people involved in even a
> low-budget knockoff. And not ONE of them noticed that it had decided
> to be a movie about an EVIL FLOATING EYEBALL?
>
> Not one of them realized that was a COMPLETELY LAME IDEA?
>
> ARE THESE PEOPLE ALL ON REEFER OR WHAT?
One wonders if you kill and eat the giant eyeball if one will be endowed
with the powers of telepathy.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 02 Feb 2005 16:46:46 GMT
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Rich Clark aka Left Rev Egg Plant wrote:
> One wonders if you kill and eat the giant eyeball if one will be endowed
> with the powers of telepathy.
Now there's a statement you won't hear often. Not in churches, anyway.
--
HellPope Huey
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We coulda been anything that we wanted to be
and don't it make your heart glad?
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