not for use on assholes
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Thu, 06 Jan 2005 07:31:26 -0700
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Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch annually publishes
a list of the silliest consumer product safety
warning labels found on actual retail products.
Many of these warning labels are the result of
actual lawsuits against product manufacturers,
based on improper use of a product by a consumer
who then sues.
This year's $500 first prize goes to the individual
who submitted a warning label found on a toilet
brush.
"Do not use for personal hygiene".
--
"Mars was destroyed with weapons from the future.
There, does that make you feel any better?"
-- nu-monet
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 06 Jan 2005 17:53:56 GMT
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In article <41DD4BBE.5F83@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch annually publishes
> a list of the silliest consumer product safety
> warning labels found on actual retail products.
> Many of these warning labels are the result of
> actual lawsuits against product manufacturers,
> based on improper use of a product by a consumer
> who then sues.
> This year's $500 first prize goes to the individual
> who submitted a warning label found on a toilet
> brush.
> "Do not use for personal hygiene".
"For amusement purposes only. Not to be used for contraception."
--
HellPope Huey
If I could catch Time in a bottle...
I'd go back, buy a bunch of Microsoft stock
and kick the crap out of Hitler.
Wouldn't you?
"Just because a man sleeps with his daughter,
drinks liquor from a jelly jar
and has cars up on blocks in his front yard
doesn't make him a racist
and I'm sure I speak for all white trash
when I say that we don't want to be associated
with the redneck peckerwoods."
- A. Whitney Brown
"Baby Oopsy kicked my butt!"
- "Puppet Master Vs. Demonic Toys"
Correspondent:: "jethro_hell@yahoo.com"
Date: 6 Jan 2005 10:39:38 -0800
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My favorite is the thermometer warning:
"Once used rectally, do not use orally"