offspring of the DAMNED

Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2005 13:34:37 +1100

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> Fortunately, we figured out that there are weird stuttering hyperactive
> girls willing to talk to us, and thus are relationships born. Or at
> least some halfway decent sex.

in seventeen percent of the cases, this results in a marriage producing
four children; two of them almost normal, and two frighteningly weird
stuttering hyperactive kids whose eyes never point in the same
direction, hair that stands on its end even when wet, a gait somewhere
between that of Jerry Lewis and Peter Garrett; kids with the ability to
make your brain explode out of your ears, just by thinking hard in your
direction.

if earth produces enough of them, the Xists won't want to come *near*
the place.