psychologytoday.com
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 06 Jan 2005 23:57:21 -0800
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http://cms.psychologytoday.com/pto/home.php
Under "Find a therapist"
http://cms.psychologytoday.com/pto/pto_html/images/man_small.jpg
I am going to have nightmares about that picture all week.
"I am Dieter and I vill be your terropist. Vould you like to touch my
monkey?"
"Feel free to suck on my security sweater if it vould make you more
comfortable"
And people wonder why I'm obssessed with
getting-anal-probes-from-aliens-anxiety. You can't get AWAY from it.
am I the only one making that connection?
h'llo? is this thing on?
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
I just can't see Howdy Doody in a debate without a hand up his ass.
- GW Bush in a nutshell
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 06:01:02 -0700
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Zapanaz wrote:
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> http://cms.psychologytoday.com/pto/home.php
>
> Under "Find a therapist"
>
> http://cms.psychologytoday.com/pto/pto_html/images/man_small.jpg
>
> I am going to have nightmares about that picture all week.
His top ten phrases to patients during therapy:
1) "Why do you think that?"
2) "Would you care for a fructose enema to help you relax?"
3) "Are you friends with your genitalia?"
4) "Please remove your shirt so I can give you a massage."
5) "How frequently do you masturbate?"
6) "You have an interesting aura."
7) "With what animal do you associate your mother?"
8) "Do you think a goatee would make me look more professional?"
9) "The restraints and blindfold are essential."
10) "Take one of these Rohypnol. It will help me to hypnotize you."
--
"Pleasure me, you anal retentive!"
--James Mason, from the movie
'Mandingo Therapy'
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
Date: 07 Jan 2005 13:26:15 GMT
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<< http://cms.psychologytoday.com/pto/pto_html/images/man_small.jpg >>
"Ja, I zink we haf to furzer explore zes zexual issues,
haf you ever experienzed ze anal organizem?
Zees is ezzential if you ezer weesh to recover from
zees zevere Azzbuggerz zyndrome. Are you allergeek
to latex?"
ooOOoo
It petrifies the tongue. . .
Shoots arrows through the lung. . .
Guttural rending pain . . .
. . . and next it Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 08:47:16 -0600
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On 07 Jan 2005 13:26:15 GMT, asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
wrote:
><< http://cms.psychologytoday.com/pto/pto_html/images/man_small.jpg >>
>
>"Ja, I zink we haf to furzer explore zes zexual issues,
>haf you ever experienzed ze anal organizem?
>Zees is ezzential if you ezer weesh to recover from
>zees zevere Azzbuggerz zyndrome. Are you allergeek
>to latex?"
>
The problem with the psychology field is that they have ascribed a
label to every "condition" that describes human behavior. No matter if
it's common or rare. When a counselor of doctor of psychology gives
you a diagnosis keep in mind that that diagnosis can vary from the
most harmless cases to the most severe.
Plus, beware of the labels the labels don't celebrate the talents that
come along with many psychological conditions. Like empathy with
depressed people, or useful talents in concentration as with the
Asbergers folks. Asberger's kids can be wunderkind. Even more so than
your normal kids. Normal kids are just average.
Correspondent:: "Giles"
Date: 7 Jan 2005 09:36:14 -0800
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HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
> On 07 Jan 2005 13:26:15 GMT, asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
> wrote:
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> ><< http://cms.psychologytoday.com/pto/pto_html/images/man_small.jpg
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Asberger's kids can be wunderkind. Even more so than
> your normal kids. Normal kids are just average.
http://www.autismindex.com/General_Autism_Info/Autism_Key_Words_Site_Map/asberger.html
"Asberger is actually asperger with a "p". I actually made this
spelling mistake myself. It is also called asperger's or asperger's
syndrome. This syndrome is a autism spectrum disorder. It is closely
associated with the term "high functioning autism." Typically children
who are verbal are labeled with asperger syndrome instead of autism."
.
.
Mmmm... Ass-burgers!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 19:28:05 GMT
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In article ,
HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
> Plus, beware of the labels the labels don't celebrate the talents that
> come along with many psychological conditions. Like empathy with
> depressed people, or useful talents in concentration as with the
> Asbergers folks. Asberger's kids can be wunderkind. Even more so than
> your normal kids. Normal kids are just average.
True, but they smell like carp dipped in Creomulsion. Besides, talent
isn't all its cracked up to be. Its as hard as triple-HELL to sell in
this culturally-narrow country and you look like a bipedal Hydra to most
folks when you exhibit it.
Its great to be made USE of, but being USED is a major reaming. I've
got a little talent, but its also led to me requiring replacement
sphincters over time. The stainless steel is cheap enough, but they
charge you 3 feet of intestine to put 'em in. I can eat and take a dump
5 minutes later now. Shut up.
--
HellPope Huey ~ www.subgenius.com
What a grand day to be a mutant!
"Its really great to see a couple of you."
- Danny DeVito
"When she can fall out of a tree
and land on her feet,
THEN I'll be impressed."
- "Stuart Little 2"
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 14:23:37 -0600
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On Fri, 07 Jan 2005 19:28:05 GMT, HellPope Huey
wrote:
>In article ,
> HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
>
>> Plus, beware of the labels the labels don't celebrate the talents that
>> come along with many psychological conditions. Like empathy with
>> depressed people, or useful talents in concentration as with the
>> Asbergers folks. Asberger's kids can be wunderkind. Even more so than
>> your normal kids. Normal kids are just average.
>
> True, but they smell like carp dipped in Creomulsion. Besides, talent
>isn't all its cracked up to be. Its as hard as triple-HELL to sell in
>this culturally-narrow country and you look like a bipedal Hydra to most
>folks when you exhibit it.
>
> Its great to be made USE of, but being USED is a major reaming. I've
>got a little talent, but its also led to me requiring replacement
>sphincters over time. The stainless steel is cheap enough, but they
>charge you 3 feet of intestine to put 'em in. I can eat and take a dump
>5 minutes later now. Shut up.
I'm shutting up right now.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2005 02:28:02 GMT
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In article <7trtt0hi5u3afugdm1vvet84ov7djvmb9m@4ax.com>,
HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
> On Fri, 07 Jan 2005 19:28:05 GMT, HellPope Huey
> wrote:
> > Its great to be made USE of, but being USED is a major reaming. I've
> >got a little talent, but its also led to me requiring replacement
> >sphincters over time. The stainless steel is cheap enough, but they
> >charge you 3 feet of intestine to put 'em in. I can eat and take a dump
> >5 minutes later now. Shut up.
>
> I'm shutting up right now.
For the moment, maybe, but it won't hold. Its just not our way.
--
HellPope Huey ~ www.subgenius.com
What a grand day to be a mutant!
"Its really great to see a couple of you."
- Danny DeVito
"When she can fall out of a tree
and land on her feet,
THEN I'll be impressed."
- "Stuart Little 2"
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
Date: 08 Jan 2005 18:29:18 GMT
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Yeah, well that Toby Radl -- er,
Toby from American Splendor?
. . . and the nerd movies?
I think -- but I could be mistaken -- that
he would be an example of the personality-type
that the disordered manual statisticians are
attempting to classify as "homo sapien
aspergeria psychologia genetica mega
scientifica" (to some extent).
I really don't know and and poo-poo on
those who claim to.
ooOOoo
Daily Affirmation:
No matter what new depths to which my life may fall,
I may always take solace in the fact
that I will never be found refining a puppet act.
Correspondent:: "Revi Shankar"
Date: Sat, 8 Jan 2005 14:44:25 -0500
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"AssCo Assc" wrote
> Yeah, well that Toby Radl -- er,
>
> Toby from American Splendor?
>
> . . . and the nerd movies?
>
> I think -- but I could be mistaken -- that
> he would be an example of the personality-type
> that the disordered manual statisticians are
> attempting to classify as "homo sapien
> aspergeria psychologia genetica mega
> scientifica" (to some extent).
>
> I really don't know and and poo-poo on
> those who claim to.
I've met Toby a few times. He's a nice guy, really. The actor who portrayed
him did a fine job, (and looked exactly like him!) but, he smoothed out the
edges a bit. Toby is certainly a little less.... sophisticated then
presented. in my humble opinion. I think the classification you mention
above might not be quite encompassing enough.