ruptured?

Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sun, 23 Jan 2005 22:06:18 -0700

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On a right-wing radio show today, they noted
that the current count of tsunami victims is
144,000. Without thinking, the imbecile then
blurted out, "That's the same number of people
who are supposed to be raptured!"

Followed shortly after by a "guh!" sound as he
realized he had stepped in it.

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I don't know what you're talking about.
I've never met you before in my life.
That story sounds like utter bullshit.
I wasn't there and it wasn't me.
I am *not* in denial. Shut up.
--nu-monet


Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 24 Jan 2005 13:24:25 -0800

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In my opinion, the Rupture can't happen soon enough. Lets get rid of
these asshole Christains!

We will be left on earth enjoying all those anti-chrsitain things like
Frop, Porn, Freedom, and "Bob"



Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2005 03:03:51 -0500

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On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 13:24:25 -0800, Rev. Richard Skull wrote:

> In my opinion, the Rupture can't happen soon enough. Lets get rid of
> these asshole Christains!
>
> We will be left on earth enjoying all those anti-chrsitain things like
> Frop, Porn, Freedom, and "Bob"

Yeah, we could move into their houses if it weren't for all the left
over religious brick-a-brack. Maybe it could all be air-lifted and
dumped onto the Middle East as a practical joke.


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Correspondent:: "splendid_blond_beast"
Date: 24 Jan 2005 13:40:34 -0800

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Maybe he was high on pills:
http://tinyurl.com/658h5
(mp3 file)



Correspondent:: IMBJR
Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2005 21:42:20 +0000

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On Sun, 23 Jan 2005 22:06:18 -0700, in reply to "nu-monet v7.0"
:

>On a right-wing radio show today, they noted
>that the current count of tsunami victims is
>144,000. Without thinking, the imbecile then
>blurted out, "That's the same number of people
>who are supposed to be raptured!"
>
>Followed shortly after by a "guh!" sound as he
>realized he had stepped in it.

Or that he was not one them.