stoning of satan
Correspondent:: Reverend Kenny <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam>
Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 22:04:43 -0500

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'Stoning of Satan' ends hajj pilgrimage

Close to three million Muslims have taken part in the annual "Stoning of
Satan" ritual in Saudi Arabia, as the hajj pilgrimage draws to a close.

The last and most dangerous ritual of the hajj involves pilgrims
throwing stones at three pillars symbolising the devil in the city of Mina.

Two-hundred and fifty people were killed in a stampede there last year.

Saudi authorities have since spent $36 million upgrading the site and
have urged pilgrims to spread their visits throughout the day.

- AFP/BBC

Upgrading with what? New and improved rocks? Or bigger bongs?
--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny

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Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 20:23:49 -0700

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Reverend Kenny wrote:
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> 'Stoning of Satan' ends hajj pilgrimage

Just a week or two ago, I read that the reason
there hasn't been any other major 9-11 attack
on the US, is because the US let al-Qeida know
that if they did, then we would nuke their rock.

All of a sudden, they realized that their entire
reality is focused on the Kaaba, that big rock
covered with velvet, in Mecca. And there is not
a goddamned thing they could do if the US decided
to nuke it.

And yet, if the US did, it would to a great extent
ruin Islam for everybody. Because you *have* to
visit Mecca and that rock once in your life, it
says so right there in the Koran, somewhere.

And the Koran is always right, in all times and
in all places, so if the Kaaba, and Mecca for
that matter, are so utterly nuked with a dirty
bomb that there is nothing left but a glassy,
rocky desert radioactive for tens of thousands
of years, they are boned. And the US would say,
"Hey, don't blame us. Blame those assholes who
attacked us." And *they* are closer to al-Qeida
than they are to us.

And nice guys that we are, we would probably
notify the Saudis to evacuate Mecca 72 hours
before it was to be destroyed.


--
"In a race between someone
Trying to get me to care
And me not caring,
I would bet on me."
--nu-monet


Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 23:40:09 -0700

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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
news:41F075C5.37F1@succeeds.com...
> Reverend Kenny wrote:
>>
>> 'Stoning of Satan' ends hajj pilgrimage
>
> Just a week or two ago, I read that the reason
> there hasn't been any other major 9-11 attack
> on the US, is because the US let al-Qeida know
> that if they did, then we would nuke their rock.
>
> All of a sudden, they realized that their entire
> reality is focused on the Kaaba, that big rock
> covered with velvet, in Mecca. And there is not
> a goddamned thing they could do if the US decided
> to nuke it.
>
> And yet, if the US did, it would to a great extent
> ruin Islam for everybody. Because you *have* to
> visit Mecca and that rock once in your life, it
> says so right there in the Koran, somewhere.
>
> And the Koran is always right, in all times and
> in all places, so if the Kaaba, and Mecca for
> that matter, are so utterly nuked with a dirty
> bomb that there is nothing left but a glassy,
> rocky desert radioactive for tens of thousands
> of years, they are boned. And the US would say,
> "Hey, don't blame us. Blame those assholes who
> attacked us." And *they* are closer to al-Qeida
> than they are to us.
>
> And nice guys that we are, we would probably
> notify the Saudis to evacuate Mecca 72 hours
> before it was to be destroyed.


I hate to say it, but that would probably do the trick. I always thought
they should turn Jerusalem into a museum and just charge admission, put a
wall around it and make sure everyone who works there is an atheist.

Of course they could threaten to nuke that too. That would cool everyone's
jets.

Archimandrite Pudlevitcz




Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Sat, 22 Jan 2005 13:09:09 -0700

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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:

> Reverend Kenny wrote:
>
>>'Stoning of Satan' ends hajj pilgrimage
>
>
> Just a week or two ago, I read that the reason
> there hasn't been any other major 9-11 attack
> on the US, is because the US let al-Qeida know
> that if they did, then we would nuke their rock.
>
> All of a sudden, they realized that their entire
> reality is focused on the Kaaba, that big rock
> covered with velvet, in Mecca. And there is not
> a goddamned thing they could do if the US decided
> to nuke it.
>
> And yet, if the US did, it would to a great extent
> ruin Islam for everybody. Because you *have* to
> visit Mecca and that rock once in your life, it
> says so right there in the Koran, somewhere.

If it was melted down, you could still visit. Sure, you would get a
healthy dose, but so what?

Anyway, I know plenty of Muslims who have not and will not visit the
rock. It is not that big a deal to the non-fundamentalists among them.

--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.


Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 20:08:09 -0800

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On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 22:04:43 -0500, Reverend Kenny
<5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam> wrote:

>'Stoning of Satan' ends hajj pilgrimage
>
>Close to three million Muslims have taken part in the annual "Stoning of
>Satan" ritual in Saudi Arabia, as the hajj pilgrimage draws to a close.
>
>The last and most dangerous ritual of the hajj involves pilgrims
>throwing stones at three pillars symbolising the devil in the city of Mina.
>
>Two-hundred and fifty people were killed in a stampede there last year.
>
>Saudi authorities have since spent $36 million upgrading the site and
>have urged pilgrims to spread their visits throughout the day.
>
>- AFP/BBC
>
>Upgrading with what? New and improved rocks? Or bigger bongs?

They gave Satan tap-dancing lessons


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Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2005 00:06:17 -0500

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>Saudi authorities have since spent $36 million upgrading the site and
>have urged pilgrims to spread their visits throughout the day.
>

For just a paltry $4 million more, they could have had an inaugural of their
own!

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Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2005 05:12:46 GMT

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"iDRMRSR" wrote:
>>Saudi authorities have since spent $36 million upgrading the site and
>>have urged pilgrims to spread their visits throughout the day.
>>
>
>For just a paltry $4 million more, they could have had an inaugural of their
>own!
>

For $100mil, Osama could have been Prez




Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 21:25:19 -0800

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On Fri, 21 Jan 2005 00:06:17 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
wrote:

>>Saudi authorities have since spent $36 million upgrading the site and
>>have urged pilgrims to spread their visits throughout the day.
>>
>
>For just a paltry $4 million more, they could have had an inaugural of their
>own!

and dinner

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--
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accordion."
-Jed Babbin



Correspondent:: "gaballsac"
Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2005 01:43:31 -0500

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"Reverend Kenny" <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam> wrote in message
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> Upgrading with what? New and improved rocks? Or bigger bongs?
> --
> Illuminations,
> Reverend Kenny

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