the True Measure of a Good Religion
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Sun, 16 Jan 2005 14:17:43 +1100
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>>>Every Christian I've ever known takes offense at this. LOL!
>>>It's almost a fear of the truth. Why do even loose Christians become
>>>offended?
if someone ridiculed me for being a SubG, i would join in with them,
giving them more fuel. i could point out several things they'd missed.
if i was giving a Devival in Melbourne and someone drove up with a truck
full of horseshit and dumped it, i'd be all "hey! free horseshit!"
i can't see myself getting angry because someone says my faith is wrong,
or stupid, or misguided, or inappropriate, because, frankly, Scarlett, i
don't give a flying Philadelphia fuck. to paraphrase John Lydon, "it's
*my* faith, so FUCK OFF!"
(and you can't say my faith is weak; i bought the books, i bought a
membership, and i was awake for the first X-Day.)
whereas if you dis Allah, you've got a fatwah on your head and thousands
of jabbering fools with one eyebrow, dancing up and down on the spot
with a gun in one hand and a poster of Bin Laden / Ali Al-Sistani /
Veronica Moser in the other.
malign Christianity (NOT the same as maligning Jesus - i don't know
anyone other than La Vey who *has*) and you're evil incarnate.
from this i conclude: the best religions are the ones that can't be
offended by anything.
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2005 20:31:41 -0700
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nikolai kingsley wrote:
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> from this i conclude: the best religions are
> the ones that can't be offended by anything.
don't give away our secrets or we'll have to
kill you.
--
"If you can't be the head, don't be
the backside because there is nothing
there but a tail."
-- Saddam Hussein
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sun, 16 Jan 2005 11:33:19 -0800
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nikolai kingsley wrote:
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>
> malign Christianity ... and you're evil incarnate.
>
That's pretty much the definition alright.
The faithful are the Hands of God on Earth.
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sun, 16 Jan 2005 12:32:23 -0700
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nenslo wrote:
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> The faithful are the Hands of God on Earth.
The cynics are the pimples.
--
"This hedgehog will live with us!"
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 01:34:16 GMT
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In article <41EAC17D.ED8BC7A7@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> nikolai kingsley wrote:
> >
> > malign Christianity ... and you're evil incarnate.
> >
> That's pretty much the definition alright.
> The faithful are the Hands of God on Earth.
And they're inevitably creeping around from behind to pinch your
nipples so as to distract you from the fact that they are lifting your
wallet. "Good religion" is an oxymoron and Nenslo is a Nazi moron.
--
HellPope Huey
I killed it, I cooked it & I'm eatin' it
"A group of white South Africans
recently killed a black lawyer
because he was black. That was wrong.
They should have killed him because he was a lawyer."
- A. Whitney Brown
Something like a cross between the X-Men,
Snowball the Signing Gorilla
and a Chunkendale.
A wondrous wad of exotic intent in 13E brogans.
Howyadoin'?
- H. P. Huey