toasters in the news
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Wed, 12 Jan 2005 23:44:19 -0800
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TOKYO (AFP) - For all concerned about the texture of their toast, a
Japanese manufacturer said it had created a "Super Toaster" which heats
the bread a split-second after slicing it.
Billed as a first, the Super Toaster can hold two loaves of bread and
slice them with internal blades before making them crispy with infrared
light. "Because bread is sliced immediately before being toasted, you
can enjoy its fine texture and taste," said Kenji Nakagawa, president
of Neutral, a food equipment firm in the northern city of Sapporo.
Diners, however, would still have to manually spread butter on their
toast.
Neutral plans to market the toaster for about 1.1 million yen (10,000
dollars) from April and is studying ways to bring the product to
overseas markets.
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Thu, 13 Jan 2005 20:01:21 +1100
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> TOKYO (AFP) - For all concerned about the texture of their toast, a
> Japanese manufacturer said it had created a "Super Toaster" which heats
> the bread a split-second after slicing it.
needs more high-powered lasers. perhaps if bread was sliced by laser, it
would toast it at the same time.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 13 Jan 2005 09:51:47 GMT
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nikolai kingsley wrote:
>
>> TOKYO (AFP) - For all concerned about the texture of their toast, a
>> Japanese manufacturer said it had created a "Super Toaster" which heats
>> the bread a split-second after slicing it.
>
>
>needs more high-powered lasers. perhaps if bread was sliced by laser, it
>would toast it at the same time.
...or coincidence of dissonant ultra-sonics, also cut and toast in one swell foop!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 13 Jan 2005 17:43:51 GMT
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In article ,
König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote:
> nikolai kingsley wrote:
> >
> >> TOKYO (AFP) - For all concerned about the texture of their toast, a
> >> Japanese manufacturer said it had created a "Super Toaster" which heats
> >> the bread a split-second after slicing it.
> >
> >needs more high-powered lasers. perhaps if bread was sliced by laser, it
> >would toast it at the same time.
>
> ...or coincidence of dissonant ultra-sonics, also cut and toast in one swell
> foop!
Fuck that. As a SubGeemer, I will not give a fig for that crap until it
not only butters it but puts bite-sized pieces of it in my mouth FOR me.
THEN it will have passed the Slack Test and I can begin modifying the
stock model to do the same with crank and pee-yote slices. Zoom-zoom in
the boom-boom and voila, Reality is pushed further back by a welcome 3
or 4 notches. Praise "Bob," especially when his grace is delivered by
tiny mechanical arms rather than helper-monkey ones that have a
sphincterless pooper on the other end.
--
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