what pisses me off.
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2005 02:12:22 +1100
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> Now, it may really, truly disturb your "wa" that
> somewhere, somehow, someone you've never met is
> killing someone else you've never met.
it becomes a problem, i think, when the first person you've never met
comes from the same country as you. and the second person you've never
met has a shitload of excitable friends who blame your country for his
death. and it wasn't your idea in the first place!
that's why i get pissed off at the furry little runt who decided, on
behalf of the percentage of Australians whom he claims voted for him, to
send soldiers overseas in support of "Boosh" (Gary McNab pronunciation).
now there's gangs of Jihadis chanting "death to astrayan!", who would
happily shiv me if they knew i was "astrayan" too. even though they've
never met me, and i've never met them.
that's why, at the next election, i'm gonna vote for whichever party
says their first order of business is to give the furry little runt a
Jalapeņo enema and make him hold it in until he fucking apologises.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2005 15:37:35 GMT
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In article <35n5qlF4on38vU1@individual.net>,
nikolai kingsley wrote:
> that's why, at the next election, i'm gonna vote for whichever party
> says their first order of business is to give the furry little runt a
> Jalapeņo enema and make him hold it in until he fucking apologises.
Well that sounds darned rude. Tape it, won't you? What a great gift
idea!
--
HellPope Huey
The distance between a tirade
and a reasoned commentary
is exactly twice the span of time required
for a moron to refocus mentally
after being hypnotized
by an Old Navy commercial.
"You know what would be awesome?
If my computer could make the sound
of a Yeti: HRRRRRRHHHHHHHH!!!"
- AOL commercial
"Ha ha! You're nocturnal!"
- "The Simpsons"
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2005 08:48:55 -0700
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nikolai kingsley wrote:
>
> ...now there's gangs of Jihadis chanting "death
> to astrayan!", who would happily shiv me if they
> knew i was "astrayan" too. even though they've
> never met me, and i've never met them.
Hey, don't assume they hate you *just* because you
are upside down. The hate and want to kill you for
any number of the following reasons, and probably
a bunch I haven't thought of yet:
1) You're a whitey.
2) You're an Xtian.
3) You're a Zionist.
4) You're an Atheist.
5) You are just generally an infidel.
6) You are educated.
7) If it wasn't for you everything would be fine.
8) You are unclean.
9) Your ancestors killed their ancestors.
10) You don't do what they say.
11) They just plain don't like you.
12) They are having a bad day.
13) Cultural tradition.
14) You mistreat women by making them act like whores
who are educated and have civil rights.
15) You dress wrong.
16) You shave.
17) You talk too much about non-Koran things.
18) You own stuff.
19) You have been contaminated by your culture.
20) You are in the way.
21) General principles.
And none of that has anything to do with George Bush.
(Oh, and BTW, don't try to weasel out of any of it.
You are an Xtian and a Zionist atheist because they
say so.)
--
"Getting shot at was not that bad,
just the getting shot part sucked"
-- U.S. Army Staff Sgt. Villafane
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2005 13:06:12 +1100
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> And none of that has anything to do with George Bush.
actually, the furry little runt i was referring to is j0hn h0ward. i
spell it that way in a futile attempt to prevent his ASI0 lackeys from
tracking me down and beating me with sticks because i said he needed an
enema. if you've ever seen an episode of "Danger Mouse" - our Prime
Minister looks like his sidekick, Penfold. cwumbs!
h0ward isn't quite as warmongering as boosh, but he sees the man's
low-rent popularity and it almost gives him a hard-on.