About Rev. Ivan Stang
Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Tue, 08 Mar 2005 23:25:18 -0800
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I do appologise to everyone for any adverse reactions I have had in here
reacting to the constant accusations that I told lies in my post by this
character which calls himself Rev. Ivan Stang.
The fact is, I have not lied. HE has NOT proved that I Have.
I Am sick and tired of this, it nags me. This is my last post about so
all can see and understand for themselves.
I am not a liar. Rev. Ivan Stang calls anything which doesnt make sense
to his logic a lie. HE seems to not consider mistakes.He thinks I was
threatening him when I was simply talking about accountabiilty. The guy
is impossible to reason with.
And I am sick of this constant drawing in of me to have to justify myself.
Why me?
Because perhaps I do have truth which Rev. Ivan Stang cannot accept
because he is a preterist and believes it all happened in 1998.
So anything anyone says which is not preterist is a lie as far as his
logic is concerned.
This is the last I am going to say. This is my justification. Anyone can
do a search on Rev. Ivan Stang , and see that he provokes people to
anger. He haunts people. He sees in black and white and out of context
and is quick to get on his high horse and call someone a liar.
I do not want revenge. I do want punishment. I want to truth to be known.
Be aware dear people that evil will try and suck us in and waste our
energy and have us loathe ourselves for reacting badly. The Lord Rebuke
you Satan.
It's all to try and discredit me. I am human, and I am very much flawed.
I seek to do what is right and regret any outbursts, I do not have
callouses, my heart is on my sleeve.
Posted by:: "scalpod"
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 04:17:36 -0600
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I like to wear my heart in front of my crotch in a sporan-like
arrangement. Not terribly safe or even aesthetically pleasing, but it
does wonders for your wait-time in bank lines...
love,
scalpod
Society of Heretically Hermetic Hermits (S.H.H.H.)
nenslo wrote:
> I do appologise to everyone for any adverse reactions I have had in
> here reacting to the constant accusations that I told lies in my post
> by this character which calls himself Rev. Ivan Stang.
>
> The fact is, I have not lied. HE has NOT proved that I Have.
>
> I Am sick and tired of this, it nags me. This is my last post about so
> all can see and understand for themselves.
>
> I am not a liar. Rev. Ivan Stang calls anything which doesnt make
> sense to his logic a lie. HE seems to not consider mistakes.He thinks
> I was threatening him when I was simply talking about accountabiilty.
> The guy is impossible to reason with.
>
> And I am sick of this constant drawing in of me to have to justify
> myself.
>
> Why me?
>
> Because perhaps I do have truth which Rev. Ivan Stang cannot accept
> because he is a preterist and believes it all happened in 1998.
>
> So anything anyone says which is not preterist is a lie as far as his
> logic is concerned.
>
> This is the last I am going to say. This is my justification. Anyone
> can do a search on Rev. Ivan Stang , and see that he provokes people
> to anger. He haunts people. He sees in black and white and out of
> context and is quick to get on his high horse and call someone a liar.
>
> I do not want revenge. I do want punishment. I want to truth to be
> known.
>
> Be aware dear people that evil will try and suck us in and waste our
> energy and have us loathe ourselves for reacting badly. The Lord
> Rebuke you Satan.
>
> It's all to try and discredit me. I am human, and I am very much
> flawed. I seek to do what is right and regret any outbursts, I do
> not have callouses, my heart is on my sleeve.
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 10:26:30 -0500
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The Preterist Miracle of '98 exposes all this, all Nenslo's life, for
the lie it is. Nenslo, do what Amphigorous Piddlermitz urges and FOLD
IT ALL UP.
In article <422EA4DB.7EE5AE7A@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> I do appologise to everyone for any adverse reactions I have had in here
> reacting to the constant accusations that I told lies in my post by this
> character which calls himself Rev. Ivan Stang.
>
> The fact is, I have not lied. HE has NOT proved that I Have.
>
> I Am sick and tired of this, it nags me. This is my last post about so
> all can see and understand for themselves.
>
> I am not a liar. Rev. Ivan Stang calls anything which doesnt make sense
> to his logic a lie. HE seems to not consider mistakes.He thinks I was
> threatening him when I was simply talking about accountabiilty. The guy
> is impossible to reason with.
>
> And I am sick of this constant drawing in of me to have to justify myself.
>
> Why me?
>
> Because perhaps I do have truth which Rev. Ivan Stang cannot accept
> because he is a preterist and believes it all happened in 1998.
>
> So anything anyone says which is not preterist is a lie as far as his
> logic is concerned.
>
> This is the last I am going to say. This is my justification. Anyone can
> do a search on Rev. Ivan Stang , and see that he provokes people to
> anger. He haunts people. He sees in black and white and out of context
> and is quick to get on his high horse and call someone a liar.
>
> I do not want revenge. I do want punishment. I want to truth to be known.
>
> Be aware dear people that evil will try and suck us in and waste our
> energy and have us loathe ourselves for reacting badly. The Lord Rebuke
> you Satan.
>
> It's all to try and discredit me. I am human, and I am very much flawed.
> I seek to do what is right and regret any outbursts, I do not have
> callouses, my heart is on my sleeve.
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Posted by:: "Olsnen"
Date: Wed, 9 Mar 2005 12:19:03 -0500
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:090320051026302991%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> The Preterist Miracle of '98 exposes all this, all Nenslo's life, for
> the lie it is. Nenslo, do what Amphigorous Piddlermitz urges and FOLD
> IT ALL UP.
>
>
> In article <422EA4DB.7EE5AE7A@yahoox.com>, nenslo
> wrote:
>
>> I do appologise to everyone for any adverse reactions I have had in here
>> reacting to the constant accusations that I told lies in my post by this
>> character which calls himself Rev. Ivan Stang.
>>
>> The fact is, I have not lied. HE has NOT proved that I Have.
>>
>> I Am sick and tired of this, it nags me. This is my last post about so
>> all can see and understand for themselves.
>>
>> I am not a liar. Rev. Ivan Stang calls anything which doesnt make sense
>> to his logic a lie. HE seems to not consider mistakes.He thinks I was
>> threatening him when I was simply talking about accountabiilty. The guy
>> is impossible to reason with.
>>
>> And I am sick of this constant drawing in of me to have to justify
>> myself.
>>
>> Why me?
>>
>> Because perhaps I do have truth which Rev. Ivan Stang cannot accept
>> because he is a preterist and believes it all happened in 1998.
>>
>> So anything anyone says which is not preterist is a lie as far as his
>> logic is concerned.
>>
>> This is the last I am going to say. This is my justification. Anyone can
>> do a search on Rev. Ivan Stang , and see that he provokes people to
>> anger. He haunts people. He sees in black and white and out of context
>> and is quick to get on his high horse and call someone a liar.
>>
>> I do not want revenge. I do want punishment. I want to truth to be known.
>>
>> Be aware dear people that evil will try and suck us in and waste our
>> energy and have us loathe ourselves for reacting badly. The Lord Rebuke
>> you Satan.
>>
>> It's all to try and discredit me. I am human, and I am very much flawed.
>> I seek to do what is right and regret any outbursts, I do not have
>> callouses, my heart is on my sleeve.
>
> --
> The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
> (4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
> Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
> P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
> Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the
> SubGenius
> SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
In your dreams
//Luther//
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 17:21:43 GMT
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In article <090320051026302991%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>,
"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
> The Preterist Miracle of '98 exposes all this, all Nenslo's life, for
> the lie it is. Nenslo, do what Amphigorous Piddlermitz urges and FOLD
> IT ALL UP.
Take a picture of it first and post it to a.b.s. so Espira can do BAD
THINGS to it.
--
HellPope Huey
Sociopathologihumoristically delicious!
Nobody can honestly think of himself as
a strong character because
however successful he may be in overcoming them,
he is necessarily aware
of the doubts and temptations
that accompany every important choice.
- W. H. Auden
"Keep your eyes peeled, boys;
somebody's gonna make love to this chicken
any minute."
- Officer Bob Brady
Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Wed, 9 Mar 2005 14:38:54 -0700
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:090320051026302991%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> The Preterist Miracle of '98 exposes all this, all Nenslo's life, for
> the lie it is. Nenslo, do what Amphigorous Piddlermitz urges and FOLD
> IT ALL UP.
Oh ma God! Could it be that I, Amphigorous Piddlermitz might find himself on
the side of NENSLO in an all out battle for the hearts and souls of the
COS???
Is Stang a fake SG? A corporate fat cat with a religious con making huge
gouts of money while the rest of us starve and Nenslo has to bake pies for
his wife in order to keep his position at home? Could it be we've all been
CONNED by the LIE that is the COS?
Say it ain't so, Nenslo! Say it ain't so!
Angelicus Rex (The rexiest angelicus I know!)
Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 11 Mar 2005 15:38:47 GMT
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"angelicusrex" wrote in
news:3998naF60al6pU1@individual.net:
>
>
> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
> news:090320051026302991%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
>> The Preterist Miracle of '98 exposes all this, all Nenslo's life, for
>> the lie it is. Nenslo, do what Amphigorous Piddlermitz urges and FOLD
>> IT ALL UP.
>
> Oh ma God! Could it be that I, Amphigorous Piddlermitz might find
> himself on the side of NENSLO in an all out battle for the hearts and
> souls of the COS???
The DEAD! rising up from their GRAVES! DOGS AND CATS!! LIVING TOGETHER!!
MASS HYSTERIA!!!!!!
>
> Is Stang a fake SG? A corporate fat cat with a religious con making huge
> gouts of money while the rest of us starve and Nenslo has to bake pies
> for his wife in order to keep his position at home? Could it be we've
> all been CONNED by the LIE that is the COS?
Tune in to "The Apprentice - A new Corporate Cult", coming this spring to
Fox. (The didn't buy the pilot for "American Cult Idol", unfortunately.)
>
> Say it ain't so, Nenslo! Say it ain't so!
>
> Angelicus Rex (The rexiest angelicus I know!)
>
>
>
--
12th Epochalyptic Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 00:07:01 -0700
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Oh oh...I just thought about the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man!!!!
Run fer yer lives!
Angelicus Rex
Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 12 Mar 2005 12:53:59 GMT
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"angelicusrex" wrote in news:39fioeF5t4ff2U1
@individual.net:
>
>
> Oh oh...I just thought about the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man!!!!
>
> Run fer yer lives!
>
> Angelicus Rex
>
>
There is no Angelicus Rex... Only ZUUL
--
12th Epochalyptic Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 16:29:51 -0700
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> There is no Angelicus Rex... Only ZUUL
Are you the keymaster?
grrullllllrrrr
Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 12 Mar 2005 23:44:25 GMT
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"angelicusrex" wrote in news:39hcb7F61rn24U1
@individual.net:
>
>
>> There is no Angelicus Rex... Only ZUUL
>
>
> Are you the keymaster?
>
> grrullllllrrrr
>
>
>
No, I am a meat popsicle.
Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 23:36:12 -0700
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> No, I am a meat popsicle.
I am looking for the key master. Goodbye.
A.P.
Posted by:: polar bear
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 06:56:54 -0800
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In article <39i5aiF62gfe0U1@individual.net>, "angelicusrex"
wrote:
> > No, I am a meat popsicle.
>
> I am looking for the key master. Goodbye.
>
Try a shoe repair shop. They usually cut keys as a sideline.
HTH
pb
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 17:20:48 GMT
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In article <422EA4DB.7EE5AE7A@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> This is the last I am going to say. This is my justification. Anyone can
> do a search on Rev. Ivan Stang , and see that he provokes people to
> anger. He haunts people. He sees in black and white and out of context
> and is quick to get on his high horse and call someone a liar.
He has a funny beard as well. I think he should shave his head except
for a Picard-fringe like mine and trim his facial hair to resemble mine.
Then, with the help of artfully applied latex aplliances, we will go on
tour as ranting Siamese twins and make far more money in 6 months than
"Bob" has made for him in a decade. Of course, sooner or later, one of
us is going to get STABBED IN THE HEAD. If not by some psycho in the
crowd, then by one or the other of us, whoever SNAPS FIRST. So sad!
Aw, I'm just playin'; he's the cutest little dickens.
--
HellPope Huey
Sociopathologihumoristically delicious!
Nobody can honestly think of himself as
a strong character because
however successful he may be in overcoming them,
he is necessarily aware
of the doubts and temptations
that accompany every important choice.
- W. H. Auden
"Keep your eyes peeled, boys;
somebody's gonna make love to this chicken
any minute."
- Officer Bob Brady
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 9 Mar 2005 13:57:27 -0800
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Aw, I'm just playin'; he's the cutest little dickens.
Maybe I should give the the name of my Eye Doctor.
She got nice hooters so it makes me WANT to get bifocals!
If you stare at the, just at the "seam" you see twice as many hooters!
Posted by:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Wed, 9 Mar 2005 17:04:21 -0500
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>>She got nice hooters so it makes me WANT to get bifocals!
If you stare at the, just at the "seam" you see twice as many hooters!
<<
I just got a pair of those progressive style noline bifocals. You have to
learn to point your nose at the thing you want to see clearly, then adjust
your chin position until your head is properly inclined.
But if you look at a set of boobs kind of askance, you can see ANY SIZE
BOOBS you want. It's like having a BOOB DESIGN LAB mounted on your nose at
all times.
I suppose if I hadn't wanked so much, I'd have better eyesight, but all
things considered, life is a balance, no?
[*]
-----
Posted by:: "Giles"
Date: 9 Mar 2005 14:44:02 -0800
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iDRMRSR wrote:
> >>She got nice hooters so it makes me WANT to get bifocals!
>
> If you stare at the, just at the "seam" you see twice as many
hooters!
> <<
>
> I just got a pair of those progressive style noline bifocals. You
have to
> learn to point your nose at the thing you want to see clearly, then
adjust
> your chin position until your head is properly inclined.
>
> But if you look at a set of boobs kind of askance, you can see ANY
SIZE
> BOOBS you want. It's like having a BOOB DESIGN LAB mounted on your
nose at
> all times.
>
> I suppose if I hadn't wanked so much, I'd have better eyesight, but
all
> things considered, life is a balance, no?
>
> [*]
> -----
If wanking caused poor eyesight alt.slack would be in Braille.
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 01:31:48 GMT
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In article <1110408242.267452.14870@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
"Giles" wrote:
> If wanking caused poor eyesight alt.slack would be in Braille.
You're soaking in it RIGHT NOW. Blind yet?
--
HellPope Huey
Sociopathologihumoristically delicious!
Nobody can honestly think of himself as
a strong character because
however successful he may be in overcoming them,
he is necessarily aware
of the doubts and temptations
that accompany every important choice.
- W. H. Auden
"Keep your eyes peeled, boys;
somebody's gonna make love to this chicken
any minute."
- Officer Bob Brady
Posted by:: "Kevin Cunningham"
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 00:20:43 GMT
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"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
news:Grinningbastard-07C1C8.19325609032005@news1.west.earthlink.net...
> In article <1110408242.267452.14870@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
> "Giles" wrote:
>
>> If wanking caused poor eyesight alt.slack would be in Braille.
>
> You're soaking in it RIGHT NOW. Blind yet?
>
> --
>
> HellPope Huey
> Sociopathologihumoristically delicious!
>
Hey, you could soak in it and it wouldn't make you blind. It would make
your skin smooth though. But the real problem is masturbation and hairy
palms. I'd love to chat but I gotta go for a waxing.
Rev. Dr. Junior Mints
Anti-Pope of Atlanta
Posted by:: "Giles"
Date: 10 Mar 2005 17:01:49 -0800
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article <1110408242.267452.14870@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
> "Giles" wrote:
>
> > If wanking caused poor eyesight alt.slack would be in Braille.
>
> You're soaking in it RIGHT NOW. Blind yet?
>
> --
>
Dishwashing, Madge!
Posted by:: Cardboard Box
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 07:37:06 GMT
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Some time between the hours of March 10th and Friday, "Giles"
committed the following:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
>> You're soaking in it RIGHT NOW. Blind yet?
> Dishwashing, Madge!
You remember those Palmolive ads as well!
--
Rev. Cardboard Box, raising wierdness to new heights
www.livejournal.com/users/revcardboardbox
"Anyone who uses their tongue as a switchblade, their mind as a
cudgel and their colon as a lasso always intrigues me a bit." -
Hellpope Huey
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 17:59:54 GMT
--------
In article ,
Cardboard Box
wrote:
> Some time between the hours of March 10th and Friday, "Giles"
> committed the following:
> > HellPope Huey wrote:
> >> You're soaking in it RIGHT NOW. Blind yet?
>
> > Dishwashing, Madge!
>
> You remember those Palmolive ads as well!
That's the crap-splattering hell of it: as a SubGenius, I am DOOMED to
remember ALL of THAT crap, yet not be able to recall my social security
number without looking in a mirror and reading it off under the bar code
tattooed on my neck. I've gotten it backwards more times than I care to
admit.
This is the perfect Church for people who will drink a bottle of
Palmolive in a pointless suicide bid because they're too lazy to reach
all the way to the back of the cabinet for the BLEACH.
--
HellPope Huey
Step outside the Box;
I mean, its a catbox, fer chrissakes
Possibly the only dismaying aspect of excellence
is that it makes living in a world of mediocrity
an ongoing prospect of a living Hell.
- Harlan Ellison
"Diaper fee for chimp brides."
- "The Simpsons"
Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 21:59:02 -0800
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> In article ,
> Cardboard Box
>
> wrote:
> > Some time between the hours of March 10th and Friday, "Giles"
> > committed the following:
> > > HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> > >> You're soaking in it RIGHT NOW. Blind yet?
> >
> > > Dishwashing, Madge!
> >
> > You remember those Palmolive ads as well!
>
> That's the crap-splattering hell of it: as a SubGenius, I am DOOMED to
> remember ALL of THAT crap, yet not be able to recall my social security
> number without looking in a mirror and reading it off under the bar code
> tattooed on my neck. I've gotten it backwards more times than I care to
> admit.
>
> This is the perfect Church for people who will drink a bottle of
> Palmolive in a pointless suicide bid because they're too lazy to reach
> all the way to the back of the cabinet for the BLEACH.
>
I bet you still fantasize about being under the sink with Josephine.
Posted by:: polar bear
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 23:30:58 -0800
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In article <42328526.B45677A4@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> >
> > In article ,
> > Cardboard Box
> >
> > wrote:
> > > Some time between the hours of March 10th and Friday, "Giles"
> > > committed the following:
> > > > HellPope Huey wrote:
> >
> > > >> You're soaking in it RIGHT NOW. Blind yet?
> > >
> > > > Dishwashing, Madge!
> > >
> > > You remember those Palmolive ads as well!
> >
> > That's the crap-splattering hell of it: as a SubGenius, I am DOOMED to
> > remember ALL of THAT crap, yet not be able to recall my social security
> > number without looking in a mirror and reading it off under the bar code
> > tattooed on my neck. I've gotten it backwards more times than I care to
> > admit.
> >
> > This is the perfect Church for people who will drink a bottle of
> > Palmolive in a pointless suicide bid because they're too lazy to reach
> > all the way to the back of the cabinet for the BLEACH.
> >
>
> I bet you still fantasize about being under the sink with Josephine.
Oh man, now there's one plumber whose ass crack I'd like to see!
pb
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 17:17:07 GMT
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In article <110320052330583326%bear@pole.com>,
polar bear wrote:
> > I bet you still fantasize about being under the sink with Josephine.
>
> Oh man, now there's one plumber whose ass crack I'd like to see!
I hear she could do some fantastic things with her pipe wrench. She was
a sturdy, big-boned woman whose kegels could bend perfect angles in
copper tubing up to 1" in diameter. I miss her so.
--
HellPope Huey
Former keyboardist for Bleeding Gums Murphy
Inside your head,
there's a record playing,
saying hold on
- Tom Waits, "Hold On"
"A monkey with a gun
would make a great TV show."
- "That 70s Show"
Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 21:58:04 -0800
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Cardboard Box wrote:
>
> Some time between the hours of March 10th and Friday, "Giles"
> committed the following:
>
> > HellPope Huey wrote:
> >> You're soaking in it RIGHT NOW. Blind yet?
>
> > Dishwashing, Madge!
>
> You remember those Palmolive ads as well!
Madge was married to an actor cousin of my mother's, Terry Sullivan.
The only time I ever saw him was in a "Preparation H" commercial. I
know it sounds like the kind of thing I would make up but it's actually true.