Another Survey!
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2005 16:16:47 GMT
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How do you remove unsightly facial hair?
1. Shave
2. Pluck
3. Tweeze
4. Wax
5. Depilatory
6. Singe
7. Electrolysis
8. Conjugated Estrogens
9. Wooden Mallet
10. Other
Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 02:28:37 +1000
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König Prüße wrote:
> How do you remove unsightly facial hair?
>
> 1. Shave
>
> 2. Pluck
>
> 3. Tweeze
>
> 4. Wax
>
> 5. Depilatory
>
> 6. Singe
>
> 7. Electrolysis
>
> 8. Conjugated Estrogens
>
> 9. Wooden Mallet
>
> 10. Other
>
>
carefully trained connieites...
--
John Cook
The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide
Posted by:: Rich Clark aka Left Rev Egg Plant
Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2005 12:00:09 -0500
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König Prüße wrote:
> How do you remove unsightly facial hair?
>
> 1. Shave
>
> 2. Pluck
>
> 3. Tweeze
>
> 4. Wax
>
> 5. Depilatory
>
> 6. Singe
>
> 7. Electrolysis
>
> 8. Conjugated Estrogens
>
> 9. Wooden Mallet
>
> 10. Other
>
>
Your forgot several obvious choices
11. Blowtorch
12. Beltsander
13. Hydroflouric Acid
14. Angry pussy cat
15. Doberman pinscher
16. Serial bitchslaps
17. Homebrew face fillet
HTH, HAND
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2005 17:17:18 GMT
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Left Rev Egg Plant wrote:
>König Prüße wrote:
>> How do you remove unsightly facial hair?
>>
>> 1. Shave
>>
>> 2. Pluck
>>
>> 3. Tweeze
>>
>> 4. Wax
>>
>> 5. Depilatory
>>
>> 6. Singe
>>
>> 7. Electrolysis
>>
>> 8. Conjugated Estrogens
>>
>> 9. Wooden Mallet
>>
>> 10. Other
>>
>>
>
>Your forgot several obvious choices
>
>11. Blowtorch
>
>12. Beltsander
>
>13. Hydroflouric Acid
>
>14. Angry pussy cat
>
>15. Doberman pinscher
>
>16. Serial bitchslaps
>
>17. Homebrew face fillet
>
>HTH, HAND
I SAID OTHER! Of course, those are the answers that I was looking for!
If I had not left you room for "Other" then you could complain.
But you shouldn't complain, that's Nenslo's job, "Bob"-dammit!
Posted by:: "just john"
Date: 28 Mar 2005 10:28:57 -0800
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König wrote:
> I SAID OTHER!
We just assumed you'd misspelled "otter" again.
Y'know, as in a variation on the cover art for "Weasels Ripped My
Flesh"?
"He never shaved his whiskers from off of his horny hide;
He'd just drive them in with a hammer and bite them off inside."
(From THE FROZEN LOGGER by James Stevens)
Posted by:: "Giles"
Date: 28 Mar 2005 13:54:27 -0800
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Rich Clark aka Left Rev Egg Plant wrote:
> König Prüße wrote:
> > How do you remove unsightly facial hair?
> >
> Your forgot several obvious choices
>
> 11. Blowtorch
>
Ha! You laugh, but that is indeed how you shave an elephant. A quick
singe job off the top and sides, sahib!
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 28 Mar 2005 12:39:30 -0800
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<<10. Other
Weed Wacker
Posted by:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 30 Mar 2005 12:49:32 -0800
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Of course, if I would want to remove the unsightly face along with the
hair, I would just bring a birthday cake to a certain chimp somewheres.
Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 30 Mar 2005 17:35:45 GMT
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König Prüße, GfbAEV wrote in
news:P5W1e.473639$w62.223176@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net:
> How do you remove unsightly facial hair?
>
> 1. Shave
>
> 2. Pluck
>
> 3. Tweeze
>
> 4. Wax
>
> 5. Depilatory
>
> 6. Singe
>
> 7. Electrolysis
>
> 8. Conjugated Estrogens
>
> 9. Wooden Mallet
>
> 10. Other
>
>
Rabid cosmetician with SuperGlue and an attitude.
--
12th Epochalyptic Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"What does Michael Jackson call a school bus? 'Meals on Wheels'!"
-- Some morning radio show insanity
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Posted by:: polar bear
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 16:34:32 -0800
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In article , Rev DJ
Epoch wrote:
> König Prüße, GfbAEV wrote in
> news:P5W1e.473639$w62.223176@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net:
>
> > How do you remove unsightly facial hair?
> >
> > 1. Shave
> >
> > 2. Pluck
> >
> > 3. Tweeze
> >
> > 4. Wax
> >
> > 5. Depilatory
> >
> > 6. Singe
> >
> > 7. Electrolysis
> >
> > 8. Conjugated Estrogens
> >
> > 9. Wooden Mallet
> >
> > 10. Other
> >
> >
>
> Rabid cosmetician with SuperGlue and an attitude.
Bic Lighter
pb
Posted by:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 30 Mar 2005 12:47:50 -0800
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König wrote:
> How do you remove unsightly facial hair?
>
>
>
> 10. Other: Guillotine.
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 03:45:29 GMT
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> König wrote:
> > How do you remove unsightly facial hair?
By the fistful.
--
HellPope Huey
379 pounds of Samoan dynamite
"You can't kill them
just because they're annoying."
"You never know until you try!"
- " Dilbert"
"The biggest difference
between the psychiatrist and the patient
is that the psychiatrist
has learned how to live with it."
- (David Gerrold) Solomon Short