Beav's brother, Meat
Posted by:: "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
Date: Thu, 3 Mar 2005 20:39:42 -0500
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Rarely mentioned brother of Beaver Cleaver, Meat, was found buried in the
skull a very friendly mailman this morning. A jaunty little score
accompanied. Details at eleven.
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 3 Mar 2005 18:29:14 -0800
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You are so EXTRAORDINARILY *NOBODY* that it simply BOGGLES both the
RATIONAL and IRRATIONAL mind. With you little COWARDLY BITCH-FAGGOT
THREATS. When EVERYONE KNOWS you're such an INCOMPETENT WHINEY
PUSSY-BITCH that no one even trusts you to decide what TRASH to throw
out on your OWN. You UGLY VIRGIN TINY-DICKED DORK JEW CUNT.
I blame that vulgar SLAGWHORE of a MOTHER of yours. You ridiculous
YAPPY LITTLE DOGSHIT.
EVEN WHORES NO BETTER THAN TO LIE DOWN WITH YOU FOR ALL THE MONEY IN
THE GODDAMN WORLD. Why don't you just JERK-OFF in that gangly cunt's
SHOES like you want to you lil' FAGGO. You SHIT-EATING FAIRY-FEARING
GEEK.
Posted by:: "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
Date: Thu, 3 Mar 2005 21:41:37 -0500
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wrote in message
news:1109903354.331724.99770@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
> You are so EXTRAORDINARILY *NOBODY* that it simply BOGGLES both the
> RATIONAL and IRRATIONAL mind. With you little COWARDLY BITCH-FAGGOT
> THREATS. When EVERYONE KNOWS you're such an INCOMPETENT WHINEY
> PUSSY-BITCH that no one even trusts you to decide what TRASH to throw
> out on your OWN. You UGLY VIRGIN TINY-DICKED DORK JEW CUNT.
Ha ha, you're a sausage too, eh? Try the apples.
Posted by:: Rich Clark aka Left Rev Egg Plant
Date: Thu, 03 Mar 2005 22:37:26 -0500
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Thanks. You just sucked the slack right outta my day, answering the
troll like that. I'd have never seen his shit if you hadn't stirred up
the bowl.
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 3 Mar 2005 19:51:20 -0800
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oh. Like your day EVER has slack. Bitch.
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Fri, 04 Mar 2005 12:50:28 -0500
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In article , Rich Clark aka Left Rev
Egg Plant wrote:
> Thanks. You just sucked the slack right outta my day, answering the
> troll like that. I'd have never seen his shit if you hadn't stirred up
> the bowl.
I was gonna killfile that brththrn guy at first but then, I dunno, his
style kinda grew on me. His insane short diatribes have a sort of
musical, almost poetical side to them, and really if you look at the
pattern there's nothing personal about them; he treats everybody
equally and he's very consistent. Doesn't seem at all out of place on
alt.slack to me. He's an equal-opportunity offender; sure he likes to
call everybody queer jew shit nigger monkeys and whatnot, but he also
calls them pathetic honky whiteboy pussies etc. I dunno, I just have
found this particular one more decorative than objectionable. Like the
band playing at a fancy restaurant, a soothing backdrop for romantic
conversation.
I'm pretty sure. That he's the one that Bob Dean thought was ME. A
couple of years back. He's actually been around. For awhile. If my
guess. Is correct.
Think how many nice innocent people are still alive and unsnipered
because alt.slack is here for folks like him to let off steam in. Not
just him either. Examine the dates when the still-unsolved North Dallas
Sledgehammer Murders ENDED. For instance.
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Posted by:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Sat, 05 Mar 2005 05:10:42 +1100
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> Think how many nice innocent people are still alive and unsnipered
> because alt.slack is here for folks like him to let off steam in. Not
> just him either. Examine the dates when the still-unsolved North Dallas
> Sledgehammer Murders ENDED. For instance.
i wonder if you could blackmail the Dallas police into paying you to
keep providing this service (i also wonder if that's the sort of
relationship you want with the cops). announce a month of silence in
alt.slack and chart the crime statistics.
Posted by:: Rich Clark aka Left Rev Egg Plant
Date: Sat, 05 Mar 2005 11:24:30 -0500
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> In article , Rich Clark aka Left Rev
> Egg Plant wrote:
>
>
>>Thanks. You just sucked the slack right outta my day, answering the
>>troll like that. I'd have never seen his shit if you hadn't stirred up
>>the bowl.
>
>
>
> I was gonna killfile that brththrn guy at first but then, I dunno, his
> style kinda grew on me. His insane short diatribes have a sort of
> musical, almost poetical side to them, and really if you look at the
> pattern there's nothing personal about them; he treats everybody
> equally and he's very consistent. Doesn't seem at all out of place on
> alt.slack to me. He's an equal-opportunity offender; sure he likes to
> call everybody queer jew shit nigger monkeys and whatnot, but he also
> calls them pathetic honky whiteboy pussies etc. I dunno, I just have
> found this particular one more decorative than objectionable. Like the
> band playing at a fancy restaurant, a soothing backdrop for romantic
> conversation.
>
> I'm pretty sure. That he's the one that Bob Dean thought was ME. A
> couple of years back. He's actually been around. For awhile. If my
> guess. Is correct.
>
> Think how many nice innocent people are still alive and unsnipered
> because alt.slack is here for folks like him to let off steam in. Not
> just him either. Examine the dates when the still-unsolved North Dallas
> Sledgehammer Murders ENDED. For instance.
>
Well, it's just silly. Knock it off.
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 3 Mar 2005 19:51:58 -0800
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Still in denial about the truth there pillsberry doughboy?