Bring Back the Wooly Mammoths!

Posted by:: polar bear
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 13:34:20 -0800

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YES!!!!

These guys are going to try and clone a wooly mammoth:

http://tinyurl.com/4anx2

I hope they succeed because
I WANT ONE!

pb


Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 24 Mar 2005 13:55:38 -0800

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polar bear wrote:
> YES!!!!
>
> These guys are going to try and clone a wooly mammoth:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/4anx2
>
> I hope they succeed because
> I WANT ONE!


I wonder how genetically different they are from modern elephants...
maybe they can crossbreed and produce viable offspring, like dogs can
with wolves.

We could repopulate the tundra with vast herds of 'em.



Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 23:53:05 GMT

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In article <1111701338.760295.98550@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>,
"frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote:
> polar bear wrote:

> > YES!!!!
> > These guys are going to try and clone a wooly mammoth:
> > http://tinyurl.com/4anx2
> > I hope they succeed because
> > I WANT ONE!
>
> I wonder how genetically different they are from modern elephants...
> maybe they can crossbreed and produce viable offspring, like dogs can
> with wolves.
> We could repopulate the tundra with vast herds of 'em.

Don't be so hasty. Remember what happened when he won Stampy in that
KBBL contest. You don't want that happening with TOUGHER pachyderms who,
if they walk far enough, can show up in your back yard.

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and not from anything other people might do
but from the hatred I carried in my own heart.
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Posted by:: "ArWeGod"
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 09:16:48 GMT

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"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
news:ThatWayWhenIGotHere-E2D20F.17545124032005@news1.west.earthlink.net...
> In article <1111701338.760295.98550@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>,
> "frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote:
> > polar bear wrote:
>
> > > YES!!!!
> > > These guys are going to try and clone a wooly mammoth:
> > > http://tinyurl.com/4anx2
> > > I hope they succeed because
> > > I WANT ONE!
> >
> > I wonder how genetically different they are from modern elephants...
> > maybe they can crossbreed and produce viable offspring, like dogs
can
> > with wolves.
> > We could repopulate the tundra with vast herds of 'em.
>
> Don't be so hasty. Remember what happened when he won Stampy in that
> KBBL contest. You don't want that happening with TOUGHER pachyderms
who,
> if they walk far enough, can show up in your back yard.

Maybe they could make miniature ones like they did with poodles.
Shetland pony sized wooly mammoths! We could call them Mini Mammoths
(tm).

The downside would be if the Inuits (Eskimos) decided to use them to
invade Alaska, riding them across the frozen tundra like the Mongols on
their shaggy ponies invaded China. Pretty soon there'd be The Great Wall
of Canada across the Territories.

Of course, it would change the Iditarod forever...

--
ArWeFrozenOrStiff




Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 23:09:39 -0800

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BRING BACK ME KICKING YOUR FUCKING ASS.


Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 16:30:36 -0700

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Nenslo speaks:
> BRING BACK ME FUCKING WOOLY MAMMOTH ASS.


What a weirdo!


A.R.




Posted by:: polar bear
Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2005 06:11:55 -0800

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In article <42465C32.58808EE6@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:

> BRING BACK ME KICKING YOUR FUCKING ASS.

Uh huh. And this is before, or after you kill that carpet guy?

pb


Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 24 Mar 2005 16:10:29 -0800

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Just dip an elephant in super-glue and drop a dumpster full of hair on
the thing. Poof. Instant mammoth. PETA might be pissed, though, but
fuck them if they can't make up their minds. You bitch when we yank the
fur off, you bitch when I put the fur back on, which is it?



Posted by:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 24 Mar 2005 17:53:47 -0800

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Just graft on a big schwantz & they'll be peckerderms.



Posted by:: polar bear
Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 00:07:42 -0800

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In article <1111709429.946527.200720@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
"Paul Casino" wrote:

> Just dip an elephant in super-glue and drop a dumpster full of hair on
> the thing. Poof. Instant mammoth. PETA might be pissed, though, but
> fuck them if they can't make up their minds. You bitch when we yank the
> fur off, you bitch when I put the fur back on, which is it?

It's been done. Ever see the film Quest For Fire? Fakest looking
wooly mammoths I ever saw.

pb

pb


Posted by:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 17:16:22 +1100

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> These guys are going to try and clone a wooly mammoth:
>
> I hope they succeed because
> I WANT ONE!



yeah, right. you'll play with it for a few weeks, then get bored with
it. then you'll be demanding they clone a sabre-toothed tiger. same deal.

i'm hanging out for someone to clone a bottle of Krover Nacktarsch.


Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 24 Mar 2005 22:21:36 -0800

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Exactly as long as you keep it to the 4 legged beasts and not the 2
legged beast Mao, Hitler, Stalin types then let them run wild!!

Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"I didn't give up. The equipment
malfunctioned!"

"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi



Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 24 Mar 2005 23:22:03 -0800

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polar bear carved on an iceberg:

YES!!!!


>>These guys are going to try and clone a wooly >>mammoth:

>>http://tinyurl.com/4anx2

>>I hope they succeed because
>>I WANT ONE!

By the way Syberia is a great slack bulldada video game that has a
Zarjazz Wooly Mammoth theme in it. If you're into that digital sort of
thang.

Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"I didn't give up. The equipment
malfunctioned!"

"I nominate Quirk, who can crimp a steel pipe with his anus." -HellPope
Huey


"I nominate Legume, who can crimp Quirk with his steel anus." Updated
2.0 version



Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 25 Mar 2005 10:35:04 -0800

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http://tinyurl.com/4anx2


I hope they succeed because
I WANT ONE! >>

They have also recoved soft tissue form a T-Rex and are trying to
compare it with modern bird's



Posted by:: "Giles"
Date: 25 Mar 2005 11:46:02 -0800

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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
> < >
>
> http://tinyurl.com/4anx2
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>
> I hope they succeed because
> I WANT ONE! >>
>
> They have also recoved soft tissue form a T-Rex and are trying to
> compare it with modern bird's

Bang a Gong! Get it On!



Posted by:: "Revi Shankar"
Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 21:29:23 -0500

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"polar bear" wrote

> YES!!!!
>
> These guys are going to try and clone a wooly mammoth:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/4anx2
>
> I hope they succeed because
> I WANT ONE!
>
> pb

Can I be the first to fuck one?









Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 17:08:58 -0700

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> These guys are going to try and clone a wooly mammoth:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/4anx2
>
> I hope they succeed because
> I WANT ONE!
>
> pb

I'm sure Nenslo would love to help you house train it!

A.R.