Cynical News: Area Man Gets Hungry at Mention of BTK Killer
Posted by:: Phin
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 01:15:00 GMT
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Local area resident Richard Stevensen secretly becomes hungry at the
mention of any news about the BTK Killer.
"I don't know what it is," said Stevensen Tuesday. "It's like, I read
a story that he's depressed in jail now? And I get the urge for some
kind of fast food... usually Burger King. Something with extra
Ketchup. Am I sick?".
According to Stevenson, he did not have this reaction when hearing
about other serial killers like The Unabomber, Richard Ramirez or John
Wayne Gacy, although any mention of Ted Bundy immediately makes him
think of "Married with Children".
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 02:00:17 GMT
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Phin wrote:
> Local area resident Richard Stevensen secretly becomes hungry at the
> mention of any news about the BTK Killer.
>
> "I don't know what it is," said Stevensen Tuesday. "It's like, I read
> a story that he's depressed in jail now? And I get the urge for some
> kind of fast food... usually Burger King. Something with extra
> Ketchup. Am I sick?".
>
> According to Stevenson, he did not have this reaction when hearing
> about other serial killers like The Unabomber, Richard Ramirez or John
> Wayne Gacy, although any mention of Ted Bundy immediately makes him
> think of "Married with Children".
You're either getting BETTER or SICKER, Phinny. HAW HAW HAW!!
--
HellPope Huey
Former keyboardist for Bleeding Gums Murphy
Inside your head,
there's a record playing,
saying hold on
- Tom Waits, "Hold On"
"A monkey with a gun
would make a great TV show."
- "That 70s Show"