What's with all the new upheaval about cloning human beings? What cod's
wallop!
First, I thought the goal was to grow replacement organs that would not
be rejected, for a price that would make them pop back OUT once you see
the bill. If I lose a damned arm, I'm gonna be very much behind an
option that might grow it BACK, never mind a new prostate.
Second, there's no POINT in cloning a human being, as they will not
have the cumulative life experiences of the donor and will in effect, be
an IDIOT, much like morally-challenged religious boneheads and those who
spend too much time on Usenet. SHUT UP.
Third, fuck Religion. It gives me itchy bumps. You can't utterly ignore
real Science and then expect to win the day if *I* have a bead on your
forehead. Goddamned JESUS-chiggers.
--
HellPope Huey
Does this newsgroup make my head look fat?
We believe in the perseverance of the saints,
but many are not saints
and therefore do not persevere.
- C.H. Spurgeon
[Worf] You are attempting to manufacture triumph
where none exists.
[Quark] I'd say he succeeded.
[Bashir] To manufactured triumph.
[O'Brien] Manufactured triumph: hear, hear!
- "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine"
Posted by:: "iDRMRSR" Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 22:45:30 -0500
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Geebus, Huey...just look at the two words in yer post's SUBJECT. That
pretty much says it all, the real goal of human cloning of humans without
any messy morals or life experience is to bounce 'em up and down on your
wiener all day, as I see it.
Somedays, the trufe is just right there in front of our non-seeing eyes.
Oh yeah, the other good use for clones would be to go over there and shoot
up more ragheads until we cleaned that up good and proper. They wouldn't
need any training or anything, just some really nice uniforms. Soak up all
the car bombs until there wasn't so much as a raghead firecracker around.
When you think about it, feeding clones is no problem either. Just serve
them to each other.
> Geez, do I have to do ALL your thinking for you?
Well, if you want to give it an honest shot, you probably can't do
worse than *I*'ve done so far. Do I need a DSL or are you telepathic?
--
HellPope Huey
Does this newsgroup make my head look fat?
We believe in the perseverance of the saints,
but many are not saints
and therefore do not persevere.
- C.H. Spurgeon
[Worf] You are attempting to manufacture triumph
where none exists.
[Quark] I'd say he succeeded.
[Bashir] To manufactured triumph.
[O'Brien] Manufactured triumph: hear, hear!
- "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine"
Posted by:: "iDRMRSR" Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 01:13:00 -0500
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>>Well, if you want to give it an honest shot, you probably can't do
worse than *I*'ve done so far. Do I need a DSL or are you telepathic?
On a clear night, I kin git down about as far as Kentucky. If I tried to
reach Arkansas, I might pop a hemmie from all the straining I'd have to do,
and the FCC would be all over my ass something royal.
See, if I could control yer thoughts about cloning, you'd see an image of
this condo full of nekkid Kirstie Alley clones, one half of them having the
other half for dinner. Oh, and one of them would be taking my shrimp boat
to Tunatown.
> See, if I could control yer thoughts about cloning, you'd see an image of
> this condo full of nekkid Kirstie Alley clones, one half of them having the
> other half for dinner. Oh, and one of them would be taking my shrimp boat
> to Tunatown.
I must admit that I would gladly cornhole her while singing R. Crumb's
"Fine Artiste Blues" very loudly. A bit of the good ol' rumpy-pumpy,
dahling.
--
HellPope Huey
Step outside the Box;
I mean, its a catbox, fer chrissakes
Possibly the only dismaying aspect of excellence
is that it makes living in a world of mediocrity
an ongoing prospect of a living Hell.
- Harlan Ellison
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> ...Second, there's no POINT in cloning a
> human being...
But every reason in the world to clone a Yetisyny.
To quote the famous detective 'Ercule Poohole, would
not do justice to a Yetisyny clone, bulging with xtra
organs for xplant, a prostate capable of channeling
pints of earthy Yeti spume in a revitalism bukkake
experience to their master original's benefit, and
subsisting on what to most lifeforms is loathesome
high-level radioactive waste.
And even when left to their own devices, they are
still impressed with the engrams of their dearly
departed number 'zero', capable of accessing any
unused bank accounts, rememb'ring the horrid and
disgusting secrets of their template, and even
capable of impregnating endless nubile and
persuadable semen receptacles with the hope of
maintaining viability through genetic error
checking.
So, yes indeed, I agree. FUCK CLONES. Because, after
all, clones need fuck too.
--
Be Sure To Visit the 'SubGenius Reverend' Blog:
http://slackoff.blogspot.com/
***********
"Money can't buy you happiness,
but when you're poor, you can't
buy shit, and nobody will loan
you happiness."
--nu-monet
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In article <42311DDD.1376@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> >
> > ...Second, there's no POINT in cloning a
> > human being...
>
> But every reason in the world to clone a Yetisyny.
>> To quote the famous detective 'Ercule Poohole, would
> not do justice to a Yetisyny clone, bulging with xtra
> organs for xplant, a prostate capable of channeling
> pints of earthy Yeti spume in a revitalism bukkake
> experience to their master original's benefit, and
> subsisting on what to most lifeforms is loathesome
> high-level radioactive waste.
>> And even when left to their own devices, they are
> still impressed with the engrams of their dearly
> departed number 'zero', capable of accessing any
> unused bank accounts, rememb'ring the horrid and
> disgusting secrets of their template, and even
> capable of impregnating endless nubile and
> persuadable semen receptacles with the hope of
> maintaining viability through genetic error
> checking.
>> So, yes indeed, I agree. FUCK CLONES. Because, after
> all, clones need fuck too.
The betting pool is running 27-to-1 that you knock back a spoonful of
crank with a tumbler of opiated Ouzo for breakfast. Too bad you are so
weird you won't get up on a stage and say it to our FACES, you yellow
red bastard.
--
HellPope Huey
Step outside the Box;
I mean, its a catbox, fer chrissakes
Possibly the only dismaying aspect of excellence
is that it makes living in a world of mediocrity
an ongoing prospect of a living Hell.
- Harlan Ellison
--------
In article <42323FCD.5013@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> >
> > Too bad you are so weird you won't get up on
> > a stage and say it to our FACES, you yellow
> > red bastard.
> >
> That's because
> I need you alive.
> For now.
I know how I love it when you talk dirty, you buff, savage toad-licker.
Stop TEEEEEASING!
--
HellPope Huey
Step outside the Box;
I mean, its a catbox, fer chrissakes
Possibly the only dismaying aspect of excellence
is that it makes living in a world of mediocrity
an ongoing prospect of a living Hell.
- Harlan Ellison
"Diaper fee for chimp brides."
- "The Simpsons"
Posted by:: "angelicusrex" Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 00:01:44 -0700
Posted by:: Phoenix Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 22:20:26 -0700
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In article
,
HellPope Huey wrote:
> What's with all the new upheaval about cloning human beings? What cod's
> wallop!
>
> First, I thought the goal was to grow replacement organs that would not
> be rejected, for a price that would make them pop back OUT once you see
> the bill. If I lose a damned arm, I'm gonna be very much behind an
> option that might grow it BACK, never mind a new prostate.
>
> Second, there's no POINT in cloning a human being, as they will not
> have the cumulative life experiences of the donor and will in effect, be
> an IDIOT, much like morally-challenged religious boneheads and those who
> spend too much time on Usenet. SHUT UP.
>
> Third, fuck Religion. It gives me itchy bumps. You can't utterly ignore
> real Science and then expect to win the day if *I* have a bead on your
> forehead. Goddamned JESUS-chiggers.
I choose to stay with Plastics myself.
Posted by:: "AttikDwella" Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 23:29:50 GMT
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"HellPope Huey" wrote:
>
> Third, fuck Religion. It gives me itchy bumps. You can't utterly ignore
> real Science and then expect to win the day if *I* have a bead on your
> forehead. Goddamned JESUS-chiggers.
That's just it, not? Imagine the possibilities if the Shroud of Turin
contains trace amounts of Jesus' DNA... An unlimited amount of
Christs --coming soon to a theatre near you! The main reason no successor
has as yet been appointed for J.P.II is that the Vatican is secretly
sponsoring research in that direction. Of course, they can't have a random
bunch of infidels beat them to it, so they publically denounce it. Now, with
the Promised Land making it illegal, the Vatican's chances of succeeding
have drastically increased... Since the money-addicted infidels, by
definition, don't feel bound by the Moral Overlord's condemning the practice
of cloning, but the majority of them still do have a certain law-abiding
trait, the Vatican had to lobby to achieve its prohibition by non-clerical
law. Naturally, King George II made a stop in Rome a few weeks ago --you
didn't really believe he just came here to suck up to the EU and NATO, did
you?
I'm telling you, they are awfully close. Soon, a few hundred thousand J's
will be roaming the Earth, bringing you 'The Gospels'
Rumour even has it that a spoken-word album will be recorded during the
various live-shows on His 'Summer of 2005 Festival Tour'.
AttikDwella
Posted by:: "ArWeGod" Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2005 00:49:57 GMT
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"AttikDwella" wrote in message
news:ORpYd.35565$7k1.3385449@phobos.telenet-ops.be...
> "HellPope Huey" wrote:
> >
> > Third, fuck Religion. It gives me itchy bumps. You can't utterly
ignore
> > real Science and then expect to win the day if *I* have a bead on
your
> > forehead. Goddamned JESUS-chiggers.
>
> That's just it, not? Imagine the possibilities if the Shroud of Turin
> contains trace amounts of Jesus' DNA... An unlimited amount of
> Christs --coming soon to a theatre near you!
Yeah. And if the Pancake Jesus is real, I'll stop waffling.
--
ArWePastryOrTasty
Posted by:: "AttikDwella" Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 23:29:50 GMT
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"HellPope Huey" wrote:
>
> Third, fuck Religion. It gives me itchy bumps. You can't utterly ignore
> real Science and then expect to win the day if *I* have a bead on your
> forehead. Goddamned JESUS-chiggers.
That's just it, not? Imagine the possibilities if the Shroud of Turin
contains trace amounts of Jesus' DNA... An unlimited amount of
Christs --coming soon to a theatre near you! The main reason no successor
has as yet been appointed for J.P.II is that the Vatican is secretly
sponsoring research in that direction. Of course, they can't have a random
bunch of infidels beat them to it, so they publically denounce it. Now, with
the Promised Land making it illegal, the Vatican's chances of succeeding
have drastically increased... Since the money-addicted infidels, by
definition, don't feel bound by the Moral Overlord's condemning the practice
of cloning, but the majority of them still do have a certain law-abiding
trait, the Vatican had to lobby to achieve its prohibition by non-clerical
law. Naturally, King George II made a stop in Rome a few weeks ago --you
didn't really believe he just came here to suck up to the EU and NATO, did
you?
I'm telling you, they are awfully close. Soon, a few hundred thousand J's
will be roaming the Earth, bringing you 'The Gospels'
Rumour even has it that a spoken-word album will be recorded during the
various live-shows on His 'Summer of 2005 Festival Tour'.
AttikDwella
Posted by:: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel" Date: 14 Mar 2005 18:54:05 -0800
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AttikDwella wrote:
> "HellPope Huey" wrote:
> >
> > Third, fuck Religion. It gives me itchy bumps. You can't utterly
ignore
> > real Science and then expect to win the day if *I* have a bead on
your
> > forehead. Goddamned JESUS-chiggers.
>
> That's just it, not? Imagine the possibilities if the Shroud of Turin
> contains trace amounts of Jesus' DNA... An unlimited amount of
> Christs --coming soon to a theatre near you!
>[&c]
Do me a favor. Rent copies of "Apocolypse Now" and "Casualties of War".
Compare Sheen Sr. to Sheen Jr.
Then tell me human cloning hasn't already happened.