GUARDS!

Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 10:26:31 -0500

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Seize him.

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Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 10:07:27 -0700

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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
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> Seize him.
>

Seizure!

Julius, Seize Her!


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Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 9 Mar 2005 10:37:29 -0800

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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> Seize him.
>

"Thwow him the the gwound, centuwion! Woughly!"



Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 18:59:50 GMT

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"frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote:

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>Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>> Seize him.
>>
>
>"Thwow him the the gwound, centuwion! Woughly!"
>

Why, you're nothing but a pack of cards!
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Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 9 Mar 2005 14:06:29 -0800

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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> Seize him.


"Thwow him the the gwound, centuwion! Woughly!"

Rewese Bwian!



Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Wed, 9 Mar 2005 14:27:50 -0700

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Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message

> Seize him.

Gesundheit!

Angelicus Rex




Posted by:: IMBJR
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 22:02:56 +0000

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On Wed, 09 Mar 2005 10:26:31 -0500, in reply to "Rev. Ivan Stang"
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>Seize him.

Let me open my legs a little for better purchase.



Posted by:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Wed, 9 Mar 2005 17:06:09 -0500

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IMBJR:
>>>Seize him.

Let me open my legs a little for better purchase.
<<

Why am I channelling this one scene from Bladerunner?

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Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 9 Mar 2005 16:04:36 -0800

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IMBJR wrote:

"Let me open my legs a little for better purchase."

And when you buy with your Visa CheckCard, your purchases earn extra
points.



Posted by:: thefridayjones@hotmail.com
Date: 9 Mar 2005 18:05:35 -0800

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No, not him! HIM!!



Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 22:05:51 -0800

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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
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> Seize him.

Get your stinking hands off me you damn dirty apes.


Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 22:52:08 -0800

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nenslo wrote:
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> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
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> > Seize him.
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> Get your stinking hands off me you damn dirty apes.

PAWS YOU IDIOT. PAWS.


Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 11 Mar 2005 16:23:48 GMT

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nenslo wrote in news:422FEE95.FC0148D@yahoox.com:

> nenslo wrote:
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>> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
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>> > Seize him.
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>> Get your stinking hands off me you damn dirty apes.
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> PAWS YOU IDIOT. PAWS.
>

The paws that refreshes?


Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 18:14:23 GMT

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In article <422FE3BE.89DD5F43@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
> >
> > Seize him.
>
> Get your stinking hands off me you damn dirty apes.

Oh, shut up. You started it when you let us all dry-hump you in the
elevator. You liked those hands THEN, Mr. Intellectual Sneer-Jockey.

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We believe in the perseverance of the saints,
but many are not saints
and therefore do not persevere.
- C.H. Spurgeon

[Worf] You are attempting to manufacture triumph
where none exists.
[Quark] I'd say he succeeded.
[Bashir] To manufactured triumph.
[O'Brien] Manufactured triumph: hear, hear!
- "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine"


Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 10 Mar 2005 00:07:35 -0800

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You know, it's a fervent dream of mine to be able to one day be in the
position of power enough to be able to snap my finger, scream that, and
then point right at Jim Carey. Then they bring me his head on a pike.



Posted by:: Artemia Salina
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 04:04:58 -0500

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On Wed, 09 Mar 2005 10:26:31 -0500, Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:

> Seize him.

Sneeze on him!
Season him!
Seed him!
Shizzle hizzle, ferrizzle!
Ci! Heem!


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Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 11 Mar 2005 16:25:42 GMT

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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in
news:090320051026313054%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com:

> Seize him.
>

Sorry, but carrying a pie without a license in NOT against the law.

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