How to Tell a UFO
Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 14:00:41 -0700
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(Apparently, terrestrial UFOs have headlights
and mud flaps with pictures of Yosemite Sam on
them. Alien UFO don't have headlights and have
mudflaps that show the outline of a reclining
naked girl.)
http://www.indiadaily.com/editorial/1963.asp
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Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 18 Mar 2005 13:54:53 -0800
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You know. If I had 500 SPINELESS CUNTS like you. I could open up a
SPINELESS CUNT petting zoo. Or something else. Along those sort of
lines.
Posted by:: "Giles"
Date: 18 Mar 2005 20:45:13 -0800
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brthrn@dangermedia.org wrote:
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Because. You know. It's so important to say things out
loud. To put them in words. Make sure other people know. That's how
some 'people' feel anyway.
Not that I agree. Or disagree. Possibly. Because its just that
everyone already knows. And there's really no use. Seems when
'people' communicate its nothing more than barking or purring or
humming or moaning. The meaning rarely, if ever, is openly
communicated. Everyone knows the truth. Everyone. And they are watching
you.
And they are watching you?
And they are watching. You?
And they? Are! Watching? You.
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 18 Mar 2005 22:49:49 -0800
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(Apparently, terrestrial UFOs have headlights
and mud flaps with pictures of Yosemite Sam on
them. Alien UFO don't have headlights and have
mudflaps that show the outline of a reclining
naked girl.)
http://www.indiadaily.com/edit?rial/1963.asp
It's a shame this country only has the UFO's with the reclining naked
girl on them. I remember when this country was packed with UFO's with
the R. Crumb Keep On Truck'n mudflaps damn those were the good ol'
days.
Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
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