I'm sure it's been covered already, but DAMN!

Posted by:: "just john"
Date: 22 Mar 2005 05:00:05 -0800

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... I'm a complete mark for the way Harpers does its week-in-review! I
love how they join completely unrelated things into one sentence,
momentarily implying some sort of connection.

F'rinstance:

George W. Bush recommended Paul Wolfowitz to head the World Bank,
describing him as a "compassionate, decent man," and a television
exploded in Egypt, killing four children.


And this one (which ends in a story probably already covered in this
newsgroup):

The pope, too ill to perform Palm Sunday mass, waved an olive branch
from his apartment window, and police in York, Pennsylvania, arrested a
fifty-three-year-old serial sheep molester in a barn. The man said he
was just petting the sheep, even though it was 3 A.M., it was not his
barn, and he had baler's twine in his back pocket, which can be used to
bind sheep.



Posted by:: Artemia Salina
Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 02:31:04 -0500

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On Tue, 22 Mar 2005 05:00:05 -0800, just john wrote:

> The pope, too ill to perform Palm Sunday mass, waved an olive branch
> from his apartment window, and police in York, Pennsylvania, arrested a
> fifty-three-year-old serial sheep molester in a barn.

And so the question is, did the pope's waving of the twig cause the
man to molest the sheep, or did it cause the police to arrest him?

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Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 23 Mar 2005 10:50:55 -0800

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Artemia Salina wrote:
> On Tue, 22 Mar 2005 05:00:05 -0800, just john wrote:
>
> > The pope, too ill to perform Palm Sunday mass, waved an olive
branch
> > from his apartment window, and police in York, Pennsylvania,
arrested a
> > fifty-three-year-old serial sheep molester in a barn.
>
> And so the question is, did the pope's waving of the twig cause the
> man to molest the sheep, or did it cause the police to arrest him?
>
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When you say "twig" we know what you
really mean. It's disgusting. Praise
Dobbs!

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Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 11:35:14 -0800

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On Wed, 23 Mar 2005 02:31:04 -0500, Artemia Salina
wrote:

>On Tue, 22 Mar 2005 05:00:05 -0800, just john wrote:
>
>> The pope, too ill to perform Palm Sunday mass, waved an olive branch
>> from his apartment window, and police in York, Pennsylvania, arrested a
>> fifty-three-year-old serial sheep molester in a barn.
>
>And so the question is, did the pope's waving of the twig cause the
>man to molest the sheep, or did it cause the police to arrest him?

so does that mean this

http://tinyurl.com/6arn5

is porn?

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Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 00:05:24 -0800

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>
> On Tue, 22 Mar 2005 05:00:05 -0800, just john wrote:
>
> > The pope, too ill to perform Palm Sunday mass, waved an olive branch
> > from his apartment window, and police in York, Pennsylvania, arrested a
> > fifty-three-year-old serial sheep molester in a barn.
>

This is such a coincidence! Just last week a member of the football
team of a local university was arrested for drunken driving with a
stolen ram in the back of his pickup. The ram was stolen from the
school's research project on homosexual sheep. Imagine the questions
his teammates were asking him thereafter.


Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 24 Mar 2005 22:42:55 -0800

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Nenslo wrote:
>>This is such a coincidence! Just last week a member of the football
>>team of a local university was arrested for drunken driving with a
stolen ram in the back of >>his pickup. The ram was stolen from the
school's research project >>on homosexual sheep. Imagine the
>>questions
his teammates were >>asking him thereafter.

I'm very disturbed that you are aware of this football-ram-homosexual
experiment news. You should be preparing Mung beans or something.

P.S. I'm back on the Nenslo diet, except for shaving my head and
burning my house down!!

Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"I didn't give up. The equipment
malfunctioned!"

"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi