I feel for you Americans.

Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 14:16:22 GMT

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From the desk of G W
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2005/03/20050324-2.html

For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, that whoever
believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16

I send greetings to all those celebrating Easter, the Resurrection of Jesus
Christ. Through His sacrifice and triumph over death, Christ lifted the
sights of humanity forever. In His teachings, the poor have heard hope, the
proud have been challenged, and the weak and dying have found assurance.
Today, the words of Jesus continue to comfort and strengthen Christians
around the world.

During this holy season, we thank God for His blessings and ask for His
wisdom and guidance. We also keep in our thoughts and prayers the men and
women of our Armed Forces -- especially those far from home, separated from
family and friends by the call of duty. May the joy of Easter fill our
hearts with gratitude for our freedom, love for our neighbors, and hope for
peace.

Laura and I wish you a Happy Easter.

GEORGE W. BUSH










Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 26 Mar 2005 08:28:25 -0800

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P.S.

F-16's on sale, this week only!



Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 16:27:57 GMT

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> F-16's on sale, this week only!

Amen, that stupid muthafucker goes on about loving thy neighbour etc etc,
then "oh well blowing up muslims with out big fucking military is ok" that
stupid grinng chimp, hes WORSE then BOB!




Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 26 Mar 2005 08:38:03 -0800

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< etc,
then "oh well blowing up muslims with out big fucking military is ok"
that
stupid grinng chimp, hes WORSE then BOB! >>

The FBI is being stymeied in a arms snuggling investigation by the US
State Department.

Seem the Paks have been buying lots of High-tech gizmos from various US
Companies via some Isreali middlemen.

These Gizmos are being used to modernise Pakistan's Nuclear Weapon
manufactoring facilities. This info was disclosed about the same time
Bush announced the Paks can now buy ALL the F-16's they want, no
questions asked!

And to sweaten the deal, he has offered India an chance to buy
anti-aircraft missiles to stop the Pak F-16s!

Nothing like a arms race when you are supplying the arms to BOTH sides!



Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 18:12:12 GMT

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In article <1111855083.777635.317810@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:

> Seem the Paks have been buying lots of High-tech gizmos from various US
> Companies via some Isreali middlemen.
> These Gizmos are being used to modernise Pakistan's Nuclear Weapon
> manufactoring facilities. This info was disclosed about the same time
> Bush announced the Paks can now buy ALL the F-16's they want, no
> questions asked!
> And to sweaten the deal, he has offered India an chance to buy
> anti-aircraft missiles to stop the Pak F-16s!
> Nothing like a arms race when you are supplying the arms to BOTH sides!

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

http://www.sjtrek.com/trek/rules/

--

HellPope Huey
White people doing flamenco
look like cranes on crank

Take your dissonance like a man.
- Charles Ives

"C'mon, wake up and smell the chaos!"
- "The West Wing"


Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 26 Mar 2005 11:28:26 -0800

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HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article <1111855083.777635.317810@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
> "Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:
>
> > Seem the Paks have been buying lots of High-tech gizmos from
various US
> > Companies via some Isreali middlemen.
> > These Gizmos are being used to modernise Pakistan's Nuclear Weapon
> > manufactoring facilities. This info was disclosed about the same
time
> > Bush announced the Paks can now buy ALL the F-16's they want, no
> > questions asked!
> > And to sweaten the deal, he has offered India an chance to buy
> > anti-aircraft missiles to stop the Pak F-16s!
> > Nothing like a arms race when you are supplying the arms to BOTH
sides!
>
> Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
>
> http://www.sjtrek.com/trek/rules/

I never knew the whole Ferengi race and the
common Subgenius had so much in common!

Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"I didn't give up. The equipment
malfunctioned!"

"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi



Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 16:39:31 GMT

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"Rev. Richard Skull"

>P.S.
>
>F-16's on sale, this week only!
>

Buy now!
And get 6 free Sidewinders!




Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 09:49:56 -0700

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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
>
> P.S.
>
> F-16's on sale, this week only!

The hidden story there is that in exchange, the Pakis
are going to turn over some nuclear materials production
components that can be compared to some that were sold
to the Iranians, and later inspected by the IAEA. This
way, it will be proof positive to the IAEA if Iran has
used those inspected components to make nuclear material.

The Iranian components were "hot" with weapons specific
isotopes. They claim that they got them from the Pakis
that way. But if the stuff the Pakis provide is "cool",
that means the isotopes had to have been made in Iran.

Busted. Worth a few antique F-16s?


--
Be Sure To Visit the 'SubGenius Reverend' Blog:
http://slackoff.blogspot.com/
***********
Come to think of it, I would really feel no guilt
whatsoever in killing brain-eating zombies before
they could eat my brain. In fact, why wait until
they're zombies? It's pretty easy to tell just by
looking who's going to turn into a zombie. If
they're all curled up on the floor yelling "Don't
shoot me! Don't shoot me!", they're a lot easier
to kill then when they're trying to eat your brain
and you have to shoot them a bunch of times before
they stop trying to eat your brain.
--nu-monet


Posted by:: Unclaimed Mysteries
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 23:37:55 GMT

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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:

> P.S.
>
> F-16's on sale, this week only!
>

Aww crap, it's just a $5 mail-in rebate.

--
It Came From C. L. Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net

Of course I went to law school. - Warren Zevon, "Mr. Bad Example"


Posted by:: "Priestess Pisces of the 99.44% anti-pure"
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 16:40:26 GMT

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Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
> From the desk of G W
> http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2005/03/20050324-2.html



Thanks for reminding me its time for my pointless email to the president
again.


For the curious this is my email

Dear George Bush,

This is just a friendly reminder that the country your are president of
is a melting pot of cultures and beliefs formed by a group of people
desperate to escape the tyranny of a state sponsored religion.

You can find this information in any history book that is used in public
school classrooms.

Perhaps then, you might consider that as a melting pot others may not
only have differing views but also differing beliefs. Where is your
message for Purim, or perhaps your best wishes for the spring equinox?

Thank you for you time,
K.VanHall and household
(a household of jews and pagans and not a christian in the lot)


Posted by:: polar bear
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 12:31:05 -0800

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In article , "Rev Chain
Smerker" wrote:

What are you talking about? Your guys are over there too.

pb


Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 12:17:03 +1000

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polar bear wrote:
> In article , "Rev Chain
> Smerker" wrote:
>
> What are you talking about? Your guys are over there too.
>
> pb
Ha Ha - this IS true - we actually have such a good image in the US
public's mind that us putting troops in HAD TO HAPPEN - to make bush's
look legit. They did the same thing in vietnam days.

I don't know how high it went, prob the very top - personaly I believe
our PM (howard) actually knows that he would suffer immensly (and
personaly) if he opposed the ppl running bush.

You know how bush smirks... - it's the look of a naughty boy getting
away with it (again!!!). Howard looks like that these days - since
they rigged the last election here. Shoulda seen that filthy creep
smirk on election nite when he 'inexplicably' won - thats when he
realised they REALY COULD make sure he won and the fear turned to POWER...


The _SMIRK OF POWER_

But from the Dark Side...

--
John Cook


The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide