It Is Truly The Golden Age of The Asshole

Posted by:: Unclaimed Mysteries
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 08:30:47 GMT

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Force without reason, an atavistic worshipping of raw power, is standard
operating procedure with law enforcement these days. The people seem to
be okay with this, as they are now thoroughly conditioned through fear
to support unhinged cop behavior. The following is but a mild example:

"Officer disciplined for stopping doctor on way to birth"

"FORT LAUDERDALE, Florida (AP) -- A police officer who stopped a doctor
for speeding on his way to deliver a baby, and then took him to the
maternity ward in handcuffs, has agreed to an unpaid suspension for lack
of judgment."

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/29/doctor.ticketed.ap/index.html

Judgement? Who needs judgement? That's for liberal pansies! We're in
Eternal War, don't you know. We need action! Stpuid "doctor." Lucky he
wasn't TASERED for GREAT JUSTICE.

It is my opinion that the United States of America is in the Wile E.
Coyote Zone. You know, that point of suspension just after going off a
cliff, and just before gravity decides to take effect. And too late to
do anything about it except to mutter oh sh1t.

--
It Came From C. L. Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net


Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 19:27:32 +1000

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Unclaimed Mysteries wrote:
> Force without reason, an atavistic worshipping of raw power, is standard
> operating procedure with law enforcement these days. The people seem to
> be okay with this, as they are now thoroughly conditioned through fear
> to support unhinged cop behavior. The following is but a mild example:
>
> "Officer disciplined for stopping doctor on way to birth"
>
> "FORT LAUDERDALE, Florida (AP) -- A police officer who stopped a doctor
> for speeding on his way to deliver a baby, and then took him to the
> maternity ward in handcuffs, has agreed to an unpaid suspension for lack
> of judgment."

Was just watching the sbs evening news - oz version of international
news - as they ended a report on how things were still a little 'tense'
in iraq the reporter mentioned how a car pulled out in front of the
leading humvee of the convoy she was in - and they machine-gunned it -
probably 50 caliber armor-piercing - killed someone in the car - the
point of this story is that there seemed no need for any justification
beyond "the gunner in the lead humvee percieved it as a threat…"

this is medieval…

this like the nazi's were supposed to be…

and _most_ americans just don't see it - not at all

Most hilarious/tragic/scary 0r shall I just say 'ironic' is that they
actually think they're the good guys. And the worse bush gets the more
he will claim he is the 'good' fighting 'evil'.

Opposites Principle™ again.

>
> http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/29/doctor.ticketed.ap/index.html
>
> Judgement? Who needs judgement? That's for liberal pansies! We're in
> Eternal War, don't you know. We need action! Stpuid "doctor." Lucky he
> wasn't TASERED for GREAT JUSTICE.
>
> It is my opinion that the United States of America is in the Wile E.
> Coyote Zone. You know, that point of suspension just after going off a
> cliff, and just before gravity decides to take effect. And too late to
> do anything about it except to mutter oh sh1t.
>


--
John Cook


The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide


Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 30 Mar 2005 16:14:51 -0800

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and even the "sanitized offical Party Approved News" is decried as
"liberal biasd"



Posted by:: jestus777@yahoo.com.au (THE Jesticles est. 199x)
Date: 31 Mar 2005 00:50:21 -0800

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John Cook wrote in message news:<424a7103$0$249$61c65585@uq-127creek-reader-03.brisbane.pipenetworks.com.au>...
> Unclaimed Mysteries wrote:
> >
> > "FORT LAUDERDALE, Florida (AP) -- A police officer who stopped a doctor
> > for speeding on his way to deliver a baby, and then took him to the
> > maternity ward in handcuffs, has agreed to an unpaid suspension for lack
> > of judgment."
>
> Was just watching the sbs evening news - oz version of international
> news - as they ended a report on how things were still a little 'tense'
> in iraq the reporter mentioned how a car pulled out in front of the
> leading humvee of the convoy she was in - and they machine-gunned it -
> probably 50 caliber armor-piercing - killed someone in the car - the
> point of this story is that there seemed no need for any justification
> beyond "the gunner in the lead humvee percieved it as a threat…"
>
> this is medieval…
>
> this like the nazi's were supposed to be…
>


Oldie but a goodie...


AMERIKA

You’ve got problems overseas,
You’ve got problems in your face
You’ve got problems ‘cause your people
Think they are the human race

And the problems with your TV
Are the problems with your laws
Like the problems of a fat, old cop,
Kicking down a door.

Theres a problem with the planet
It’s a problem and it bores,
There’s a problem with the way
You simply add some extra laws

And the problems in your future
Are like problems in your past
They are problems that you solvered
with a super-shotgun blast


So lets smash in all their faces
And let’s kick down all their doors,
Let’s break them down and squash them
‘till their morals become laws
We can feed the source of hatred
We’ll become the ‘nature’s course’
Lets be brutally distrustful
And let’s never show remorse...


Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 19:37:25 +1000

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THE Jesticles est. 199x wrote:

> Oldie but a goodie...


That is sooo fukin' good that I can't avoid editing it…

Forgive me (or go fuk yourself)



> AMERIKA
>
> You’ve got problems overseas,
> You’ve got problems in your face
> You’ve got problems ‘cause your people
> Think they ARE the human race
>
> And the problems with your TV
> Are the problems with your laws
> Like the problems of a fat old cop,
> Kicking down a door.
>
> There's a problem with the planet
> It’s a problem but it bores…
> There’s a problem with the way
> You just add some extra laws
>
> And the problems in your future
> Like the problems in your past
> Are problems that you solved
> With a super-shotgun blast
>
>
> So let's smash in all their faces
> And let’s kick down all their doors,
> Let’s break them down and squash them
>‘till our morals become laws
> We will feed the source of hatred
> We’ll become the ‘nature’s course’
> Lets be brutally distrustful
> And let’s never show remorse...


--
John Cook


The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide


Posted by:: polar bear
Date: Fri, 01 Apr 2005 13:13:23 -0800

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In article
<424bc4d2$0$265$61c65585@uq-127creek-reader-03.brisbane.pipenetworks.com.
au>, John Cook wrote:

> THE Jesticles est. 199x wrote:
>
> > Oldie but a goodie...
>
>
> That is sooo fukin' good that I can't avoid editing it…
>
> Forgive me (or go fuk yourself)
>
>
>
> > AMERIKA
> >
> > You’ve got problems overseas,
> > You’ve got problems in your face
> > You’ve got problems ‘cause your people
> > Think they ARE the human race
> >
Car 54, where are you?

pb


Posted by:: polar bear
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 08:48:00 -0800

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In article ,
Unclaimed Mysteries
wrote:

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>
> It is my opinion that the United States of America is in the Wile E.
> Coyote Zone. You know, that point of suspension just after going off a
> cliff, and just before gravity decides to take effect. And too late to
> do anything about it except to mutter oh sh1t.

It's far worse than that. Right now the United States is in the "Wile
E. Coyote falls off cliff, lands on shelf, shelf breaks off and
plumetts onto tetter-totter rock propelling giant boulder into the air"
zone.

The coyote has already hit the ground at this point. The giant boulder,
however, is still up there and has only just turned....

meep meep!

pb


Posted by:: haecceity@canada.com (Ad Absurdum)
Date: 30 Mar 2005 18:56:41 -0800

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> The coyote has already hit the ground at this point. The giant boulder,
> however, is still up there and has only just turned....

There might still be time to launch a giant fiery penis at it.

It's the only way "we" can save "ourselves"!


Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 30 Mar 2005 15:21:43 -0800

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ATTN UNCLAIMED MYSTERIES: Hey, I tried to e-mail you about using the
link and your title for this tread on my blog, because it is PERFECT.
It wouldn't let me for one reason or another, so I'm asking for
permission here. Proper credit will be given.

www.paulcasino.blogspot.com



Posted by:: Unclaimed Mysteries
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 00:02:12 GMT

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Paul Casino wrote:

> ATTN UNCLAIMED MYSTERIES: Hey, I tried to e-mail you about using the
> link and your title for this tread on my blog, because it is PERFECT.


Sure. I've done better before, ranted harder, upchucked more bile. But
sure, go right ahead.

> It wouldn't let me for one reason or another, so I'm asking for
> permission here.


It's possible that you just need to collapse the first part of the
return address to "k4doh" before the at symbol to properly email me.

Proper credit will be given.

Credit the American people. Without their wisdom, I'd be left to whining
about baseball or something. Now I get to uselessly bitch about an
actual Empire.

--
It Came From C. L. Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net

Of course I went to law school. - Warren Zevon, "Mr. Bad Example"


Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 30 Mar 2005 16:13:17 -0800

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< Coyote Zone. You know, that point of suspension just after going off a
cliff, and just before gravity decides to take effect. And too late to
do anything about it except to mutter oh sh1t. >>

Also no matter how many time the Coyote has his plans back-fire in his
face, he always comes back for more.



Posted by:: Eddie Vroom
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 06:22:00 GMT

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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
> < > Coyote Zone. You know, that point of suspension just after going off a
> cliff, and just before gravity decides to take effect. And too late to
> do anything about it except to mutter oh sh1t. >>
>
> Also no matter how many time the Coyote has his plans back-fire in his
> face, he always comes back for more.

And all his stuff comes from Acme. Sounds like government contracting to
me...

--
How's this for a punchline: I wasn't joking, motherfucker!

the Mystical RevvedErrand Doktor Eddie Vroom
Certified God by the holy authority of
the White Lotus Fortune Cookie Company
June 23, 2004