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In article ,
"Priestess Pisces of the 99.44% anti-pure"
wrote:
> So stop reporting my car to the police. I know 60k is a lot of money but
> I am not a 6 foot 1 african american male with medium complexion.
I always wanted to be a 6 foot 1 african american male with medium
complexion, but I have too much Irish in me. The plastic surgeon said
"Get real, fatso." I kicked him inna nuts and said "Plastic yerself up a
new one of THOSE, shithead!" and waddled away at almost 6 miles per
hour.
--
HellPope Huey
Former keyboardist for Bleeding Gums Murphy
Inside your head,
there's a record playing,
saying hold on
- Tom Waits, "Hold On"
"A monkey with a gun
would make a great TV show."
- "That 70s Show"
Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 12 Mar 2005 20:40:16 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote in news:Grinningbastard-
299BD8.11282512032005@news1.west.earthlink.net:
> In article ,
> "Priestess Pisces of the 99.44% anti-pure"
> wrote:
>
>> So stop reporting my car to the police. I know 60k is a lot of money but
>> I am not a 6 foot 1 african american male with medium complexion.
>
> I always wanted to be a 6 foot 1 african american male with medium
> complexion, but I have too much Irish in me. The plastic surgeon said
> "Get real, fatso." I kicked him inna nuts and said "Plastic yerself up a
> new one of THOSE, shithead!" and waddled away at almost 6 miles per
> hour.
NEWSFLASH: They caught the murdering assrat in Gwinnett County this
morning. Broke into a woman's apartment, then let he leave where she
promptly calls 911. He waved a fucking white flag. Dammit, I wanted to see
him gunned down and save us taxpayers the costs of a trial and
incarceration.
--
12th Epochalyptic Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Posted by:: nenslo Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 22:29:04 -0800
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I gave those boys wine and showed them internet porn, and I slept with
them but ONLY literally slept, not "slept." So may I have my nose back?
That's a weird word, slept.
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 07:00:04 GMT
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nenslo wrote:
>
>I gave those boys wine and showed them internet porn, and I slept with
>them but ONLY literally slept, not "slept." So may I have my nose back?
>
>That's a weird word, slept.
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In article <130320051343490371%bear@pole.com>,
polar bear wrote:
> In article ,
> "Priestess Pisces of the 99.44% anti-pure"
> wrote:
>
> > I drive a white honda....
>
> OH MY GOD!!! You're Chinese!!!!
But with vastly larger, friendlier breasts than the usual Yellow
Terror.
--
HellPope Huey ~ Creator of "Slack-A-Mole"
Darned humans:
Great on the sprint,
Lousy over the long haul
If you embrace sloth,
its the last thing you ever have to do again.
~ Wendy Wasserstein
"You know you're a workaholic
when you're so pale from sitting in the office
that people keep telling you
they loved you in 'Powder.'"
~ Dennis Miller,
"I Rant, Therefore I Am"