LEAVE NENLSO ALONE

Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 05:24:18 GMT

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He is a genius who occasionaly has some minor issues with a few here, but he
is an artistic genius and deserves some slack from EVERYONE here.





Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 23:09:19 -0700

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You don't "deserve slack" you fucking earn it and only BOB gives it and
being a crusty old fart on an NG with a ham-hand full of psycho computer art
is not something anyone is going to give someone credit for!

All Nenslo does is try to destroy the faith of every newbie who wanders into
this joint. Fucking loser, fucking whiner, fucking tasteless, slackless
bastard. BOB shall spew thee from out his mouth like Connie's dirty, tepid
bathwater.

GET THE JOKE??? IT'S JUST LIKE A PYTHON ROUTINE!

A.P.




Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 06:15:58 GMT

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"angelicusrex" wrote in message
news:38if8fF5nu3k8U1@individual.net...

> All Nenslo does is try to destroy the faith of every newbie who wanders
> into this joint. Fucking loser, fucking whiner, fucking tasteless,
> slackless bastard. BOB shall spew thee from out his mouth like Connie's
> dirty, tepid bathwater.

Hes not destroying anyones faith but testing it, He is to me a god-man




Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Tue, 1 Mar 2005 11:51:02 -0700

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> Hes not destroying anyones faith but testing it, He is to me a god-man

Fucking apostate.

A.P.




Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 12:01:43 -0800

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On Tue, 1 Mar 2005 11:51:02 -0700, "angelicusrex"
wrote:

>
>
>> Hes not destroying anyones faith but testing it, He is to me a god-man
>
>Fucking apostate.
>
>A.P.
>

Is this showing how you can be so much funnier than everybody else on
the newsgroup? I am on the verge of convulsive laughter yup yup.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
IT'S THE DARK ANGEL OF MACARONI! COMING TO GET ME! COMING TO
FEED ME MACARONI!



Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 09:47:49 -0500

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In article <38if8fF5nu3k8U1@individual.net>, angelicusrex
wrote:

> You don't "deserve slack" you fucking earn it and only BOB gives it and
> being a crusty old fart on an NG with a ham-hand full of psycho computer art
> is not something anyone is going to give someone credit for!
>
> All Nenslo does is try to destroy the faith of every newbie who wanders into
> this joint. Fucking loser, fucking whiner, fucking tasteless, slackless
> bastard. BOB shall spew thee from out his mouth like Connie's dirty, tepid
> bathwater.
>
> GET THE JOKE??? IT'S JUST LIKE A PYTHON ROUTINE!
>
> A.P.
>

Ah! I think I see the problem here.You have us confused with those BOB
people. They don't have a newsgroup but there's a web forum somewhere.

--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB


Posted by:: purple
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 11:39:40 -0500

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On 3/1/05 9:47 AM, in article 010320050947499816%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com,
"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:

> In article <38if8fF5nu3k8U1@individual.net>, angelicusrex
> wrote:
>
>> You don't "deserve slack" you fucking earn it and only BOB gives it and
>> being a crusty old fart on an NG with a ham-hand full of psycho computer art
>> is not something anyone is going to give someone credit for!
>>
>> All Nenslo does is try to destroy the faith of every newbie who wanders into
>> this joint. Fucking loser, fucking whiner, fucking tasteless, slackless
>> bastard. BOB shall spew thee from out his mouth like Connie's dirty, tepid
>> bathwater.
>>
>> GET THE JOKE??? IT'S JUST LIKE A PYTHON ROUTINE!
>>
>> A.P.
>>
>
> Ah! I think I see the problem here.You have us confused with those BOB
> people. They don't have a newsgroup but there's a web forum somewhere.

http://bonecho.proboards21.com


The Great Bob Dobbs



Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Tue, 1 Mar 2005 11:59:02 -0700

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> Ah! I think I see the problem here.You have us confused with those BOB
> people.

Yeah, right. I'm so confused. Must be low blood sugar. Not enough syrupy
sweet chocolate Hershey's ass kisses on my Stang/Nenslo-Ass-Kiss-O-meter!


> They don't have a newsgroup but there's a web forum somewhere.

You know, something horrible has occurred since the Church moved from Texas.
I think they left all their Slack back there. Ohio sucks. And so does the
Church these days. But you guys just keep cranking out the rants. I'm sure
time and tide will wait for you.

A.P.




Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 1 Mar 2005 15:12:58 -0800

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angelicusrex wrote:
> You don't "deserve slack" you fucking earn it...

WRONG

The Sub-Genius MUST HAVE Slack.

There is no "earn" stated or even implied.

The highest quality Slack merely accumulates as a by-product of being.

Think of it as nacre.



Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Thu, 3 Mar 2005 01:56:06 -0700

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"frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote in message
news:1109718778.121416.186940@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
>
> angelicusrex wrote:
>> You don't "deserve slack" you fucking earn it...
>
> WRONG
>
> The Sub-Genius MUST HAVE Slack.
>
> There is no "earn" stated or even implied.
>
> The highest quality Slack merely accumulates as a by-product of being.
>
> Think of it as nacre.

Then Nenslo has neither earned any slack, nor does he "deserve it." To me,
he remains an idiot. From what I've learned of him here and from his own
words he means nothing to me. I could give a shit if he's encrusted with
slack. He's not a pearl, he's a dick, encrusted with...something.

A.P.

>




Posted by:: "Rev. Glandgland"
Date: 3 Mar 2005 03:55:51 -0800

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i have to fart. (_!_) .....whoopsie daisy!



Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 3 Mar 2005 13:28:23 GMT

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"angelicusrex" wrote in news:38o1ohF5qap0vU1
@individual.net:

>
>
> "frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote in message
> news:1109718778.121416.186940@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
>>
>> angelicusrex wrote:
>>> You don't "deserve slack" you fucking earn it...
>>
>> WRONG
>>
>> The Sub-Genius MUST HAVE Slack.
>>
>> There is no "earn" stated or even implied.
>>
>> The highest quality Slack merely accumulates as a by-product of being.
>>
>> Think of it as nacre.
>
> Then Nenslo has neither earned any slack, nor does he "deserve it." To
me,
> he remains an idiot. From what I've learned of him here and from his own
> words he means nothing to me. I could give a shit if he's encrusted with
> slack. He's not a pearl, he's a dick, encrusted with...something.
>
> A.P.
>
>

Usually a blueberry topping, but that's only when he and the missus are
feeling frisky.

--
12th Epochalyptic Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM

Your mileage may vary...


Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Fri, 4 Mar 2005 01:14:15 -0700

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> Usually a blueberry topping, but that's only when he and the missus are
> feeling frisky.

Now by missus are you saying he is a Hetero? Or his he married to another
faggot? (And in all honesty I use that word only because he claimed to be a
faggot and to like the word. I really am trying to fit in!)

A.P.




Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 7 Mar 2005 13:35:39 GMT

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"angelicusrex" wrote in
news:38qjm9F5q0jj7U1@individual.net:

>
>
>> Usually a blueberry topping, but that's only when he and the missus are
>> feeling frisky.
>
> Now by missus are you saying he is a Hetero? Or his he married to
> another faggot? (And in all honesty I use that word only because he
> claimed to be a faggot and to like the word. I really am trying to fit
> in!)
>
> A.P.
>
>
>

Well, he has talked about his missus...

--
12th Epochalyptic Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM

"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch

"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay where
they come from."
-- HellPope Huey



Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Tue, 8 Mar 2005 01:22:04 -0700

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> Well, he has talked about his missus...

Even faggots never call their lovers
"missus." So I'll conclude he's a hetero, his idea of a joke was to come off
like he was a homosexual who was defending other homosexuals from people who
were straight but "uniformed," about the Gay Lifestyle. Boy was that ever
hilarious!

A.P.




Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 8 Mar 2005 03:54:44 -0800

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Ya know, I'm aware my two cents here might not be welcome, but that's
never stopped me before.

I like you, angelicusrex. But you gotta understand that first of all,
you're not gonna win in a fight against Nenslo. You're just not gonna
do it. You should definitely come up with a more constructive use of
your time and resources. Origami, perhaps.

Second of all, Nenslo has been praising "Bob" for a long time, 15+
years at LEAST. Yes, he's a curmudgeonly fuck, but he does have
seniority and it might be a good idea to at least pay some lip service
to the pecking order, if for no other reason than he's been able to
keep up the FIB, the Faith in "Bob" for that long and is still so
fucking irate he's about one traffic jam away from a major killing
spree. If you hope to be hanging with the church for the long haul like
I am, it might not kill you to show a little fucking respect and only
take occasional jabs at those dirty old shitheads like I just did right
there.

And don't use the word "faggot". It makes you sound like a fucking
asshole, and I want to keep thinking you're not.



Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 08 Mar 2005 17:56:06 GMT

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In article <1110282884.588851.24830@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
"Paul Casino" wrote:

> Second of all, Nenslo has been praising "Bob" for a long time, 15+
> years at LEAST. Yes, he's a curmudgeonly fuck, but he does have
> seniority

"Seniority" in this church simply means more people have had a chance
to try and swap your urine bag with your IV bag. I think its worked in a
few cases. Virtually all SubGs are 90% bullshit, but only a few like
Nenslo are 100% PISS.

--

HellPope Huey
Underhanded Gutbucket Rockabilly
Washtub Bassballs Overlord

I lost some time once.
Its always in the last place you look for it.
- Delirium

"Do you ever feel like wherever you are,
you should be somewhere else?"
"Only when I'm awake."
- "The Education of Max Bickford"


Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Wed, 9 Mar 2005 00:06:50 -0700

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"Paul Casino" wrote in

> I like you, angelicusrex. But you gotta understand that first of all,
> you're not gonna win in a fight against Nenslo.

Paul, I haven't really been "fighting" with Nenslo for some time. He seems
to have plonked me or simply stopped dealing with me, as have several
others. Not a very fair way to win a fight. But I really didn't come here to
fight anyway. Nenslo started one, decided I was a good target and then, when
I finally showed him up to be the old and silly curmudgeon he really is, he
quit. To my mind I did "win," for what that's worth, which is nothing. All I
did was learn that the Old Ones are not necessarily as funny or respectable
as they scream at me that they are.

> You're just not gonna
> do it.

That's an opinion and I do respect it.

> You should definitely come up with a more constructive use of
> your time and resources. Origami, perhaps.

I'm all thumbs when it comes to paper folding. Passing bad paper though is
an option I am considering.

> Second of all, Nenslo has been praising "Bob" for a long time, 15+
> years at LEAST.

I've been praising Bob since the late 70's. I keep telling people this, but
they don't care. I guess because it wasn't public praising that brought in
much needed funding for Stang's porn collection.

> Yes, he's a curmudgeonly fuck, but he does have
> seniority and it might be a good idea to at least pay some lip service
> to the pecking order,

How very unSubGenius like, if I do say so myself.

> if for no other reason than he's been able to
> keep up the FIB, the Faith in "Bob" for that long and is still so
> fucking irate he's about one traffic jam away from a major killing
> spree.

I didn't think prepsychosis was a thing to be admired in petulant
Subgenii...but O.K.

> If you hope to be hanging with the church for the long haul like
> I am, it might not kill you to show a little fucking respect and only
> take occasional jabs at those dirty old shitheads like I just did right
> there.

I'm getting bettter!+++++++========++++++++

>
> And don't use the word "faggot". It makes you sound like a fucking
> asshole, and I want to keep thinking you're not.

Hey, Doc Nenslo told me I HAD to use the word faggot. I was the one who told
someone else to not use it. He insisted I was a poseur liberal; a sort of
Helpy Helperton. So I thought I better go with the flow and call everyone I
didn't like a faggot...everyone of course only includes Nenslo right now.
But since you are being at least human to me here, all right, I will not
longer use the term faggot, a term I despise anyway, even when homosexuals
use it. And ocnsidering that Nenslo is not homosexual and was just joshing,
I'll stand down.

A.P.




Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 9 Mar 2005 00:33:52 -0800

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>Paul, I haven't really been "fighting" >with Nenslo for some time. He
seems
>to have plonked me or simply stopped >dealing with me, as have several

>others. Not a very fair way to win a >fight.

I really don't care one way or another, I was just digging though
alt.slack posts to try and find some interesting fodder for a Hunter S.
Thompson Tribute Show for Third Rail Radio, and one thread was nothing
more than you and him yelling at each other and it pissed me off.
That's all.

>That's an opinion and I do respect

A: What the FUCK is that?
B: I have no idea. I think it's a respectful reply.
A: Poke it with a stick, I don't trust it.

>I've been praising Bob since the late >70's.

Mmkay.

>> to the pecking order,
>How very unSubGenius like, if I do say >so myself.

It may be, but it's also a fact of life that I've recently come to
accept. Everything has a pecking order. A good way to screw yourself
over is to fuck with it. It's FUNNY, that's true, but it can also come
back and bite you right quick.

>I'm getting bettter!>+++++++========+++++++­+

What the hell is that, railroad tracks or something?

>And ocnsidering that Nenslo is not >homosexual and was just joshing,
>I'll stand down.

Oh, he's a huge homo. It's just rude to point it out.



Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Wed, 9 Mar 2005 14:55:28 -0700

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"Paul Casino" wrote in message
news:1110357232.942818.297820@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
>Paul, I haven't really been "fighting" >with Nenslo for some time. He
seems
>to have plonked me or simply stopped >dealing with me, as have several

>others. Not a very fair way to win a >fight.

I really don't care one way or another, I was just digging though
alt.slack posts to try and find some interesting fodder for a Hunter S.
Thompson Tribute Show for Third Rail Radio, and one thread was nothing
more than you and him yelling at each other and it pissed me off.
That's all.

I once did some great Ralph Steadmanesque clip art for a story about Hunter
in the Albuquerque New Times. It was the BOMB! I still think Hunter was a
REAL SG. The man fairly reeked of SLACK. A felon turned rock and roll
journalist, stomped by the Angels only to rise to become a demi-god of the
Sixties by inventing Gonzo Journalism, with what, two or three movies made
about his exploits? Friends of Depp and Murray. A gun toting, coke snorting,
Chivas swilling recluse in his own personal compound in the mountains
writing about the Apocalypse day in and day out until finally blowing his
brains out on the phone while having a pleasant conversation? This is the
epitome of Sub genius behavior, as far as I can establish from my vast
research into the subject.


>That's an opinion and I do respect it.

A: What the FUCK is that?

Uhm, my respecting the opinion that you expressed?

B: I have no idea. I think it's a respectful reply.

Go with your instincts.

A: Poke it with a stick, I don't trust it.

As I said, go with your instincts. I cannot agree with your opinion but I do
respect it. I think much can be done by fucking with the "pecking order."
I've done it my whole life. And I am still standing. (But I am leaning a
bit...)

>I'm getting bettter!>+++++++========+++++++­+

What the hell is that, railroad tracks or something?

I don't know, I guess it was a computer graphic of meaningless portent...I
thought a smiley face would upset you. Think of it as a skeletal grin with a
gap in the front teeth.

>And considering that Nenslo is not >homosexual and was just joshing,
>I'll stand down.

Oh, he's a huge homo. It's just rude to point it out.

Like I said, he fairly demanded to be called a faggot. I am here to oblige
my elders and my betters...Peck, peck, peck...

Angelicus Rex




Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 2 Mar 2005 18:10:16 GMT

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"angelicusrex" wrote in
news:38if8fF5nu3k8U1@individual.net:

>
>
> You don't "deserve slack" you fucking earn it and only BOB gives it and
> being a crusty old fart on an NG with a ham-hand full of psycho computer
> art is not something anyone is going to give someone credit for!
>
> All Nenslo does is try to destroy the faith of every newbie who wanders
> into this joint. Fucking loser, fucking whiner, fucking tasteless,
> slackless bastard. BOB shall spew thee from out his mouth like Connie's
> dirty, tepid bathwater.
>
> GET THE JOKE??? IT'S JUST LIKE A PYTHON ROUTINE!
>
> A.P.
>
>

Jeese, guy. When you do that, it almost sounds like you got issues, or
something.

Just sayin'.

--
12th Epochalyptic FisTempleDungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual
Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM

"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch

"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey


Posted by:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Wed, 02 Mar 2005 12:42:18 -0600

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On 2 Mar 2005 18:10:16 GMT, Rev DJ Epoch wrote:

>"angelicusrex" wrote in
>news:38if8fF5nu3k8U1@individual.net:
>
>>
>>
>> You don't "deserve slack" you fucking earn it and only BOB gives it and
>> being a crusty old fart on an NG with a ham-hand full of psycho computer
>> art is not something anyone is going to give someone credit for!
>>
>> All Nenslo does is try to destroy the faith of every newbie who wanders
>> into this joint. Fucking loser, fucking whiner, fucking tasteless,
>> slackless bastard. BOB shall spew thee from out his mouth like Connie's
>> dirty, tepid bathwater.
>>
>> GET THE JOKE??? IT'S JUST LIKE A PYTHON ROUTINE!
>>
>> A.P.
>>
>>
>
>Jeese, guy. When you do that, it almost sounds like you got issues, or
>something.
>
>Just sayin'.

issue/s
what a great noun
what a great verb

Oh joy! A bad pun!
Nenslo has 'legitimate issues'









Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 22:11:21 -0800

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On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 05:24:18 GMT, "Rev Chain Smerker"
wrote:

>He is a genius who occasionaly has some minor issues with a few here, but he
>is an artistic genius and deserves some slack from EVERYONE here.
>
>

I agree SO totally! C'mon over here nenslo, close your eyes and open
your mouth, I'll give you some slack.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
THE SLACK MUST FLOW.

- kevbob the chilling



Posted by:: purple
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 01:31:32 -0500

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On 3/1/05 1:11 AM, in article vq18211somoqsfkmdat3bbim7kah53jq40@4ax.com,
"Zapanaz" wrote:

> On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 05:24:18 GMT, "Rev Chain Smerker"
> wrote:
>
>> He is a genius who occasionaly has some minor issues with a few here, but he
>> is an artistic genius and deserves some slack from EVERYONE here.
>>
>>
>
> I agree SO totally! C'mon over here nenslo, close your eyes and open
> your mouth, I'll give you some slack.

Oh SHUT UP!!!!!


The Great Bob Dobbs



Posted by:: purple
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 01:28:23 -0500

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On 3/1/05 12:24 AM, in article
60TUd.179470$K7.50906@news-server.bigpond.net.au, "Rev Chain Smerker"
wrote:

> He is a genius who occasionaly has some minor issues with a few here, but he
> is an artistic genius and deserves some slack from EVERYONE here.
>
I don't THINK so.


The Great Bob Dobbs



Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 28 Feb 2005 22:35:32 -0800

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>>>>>He is a genius who occasionaly has some minor issues with a few
here, but he
is an artistic genius and deserves some slack from EVERYONE here. >>>>>

Not until he sends me one of his fresh piping hot blueberry pies
guarded by 7 smurfs in the mail he will not get any such slack from ME.
I'm friends with the "COMPUTER" I know things.

"Happiness is [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]"
- The Computer

"All internal security agents please turn in your personal effects and
report to the food vats." -Paranoia R.P.G.



Posted by:: Artemia Salina
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 02:08:10 -0500

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> He is a dimwit who constantly has major issues with a everyone here, and he
> is an artistic has-been and deserves a smack from EVERYONE here.

Those are fighting words.


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Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 23:21:40 -0800

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Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
>
> He is a genius who occasionaly has some minor issues with a few here, but he
> is an artistic genius and deserves some slack from EVERYONE here.

Hey, shut up. I don't need any help. You're lucky I'm not kicking YOUR ass.


Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 07:29:25 GMT

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"nenslo" wrote in message
news:42241801.14674018@yahoox.com...
> Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
>>
>> He is a genius who occasionaly has some minor issues with a few here, but
>> he
>> is an artistic genius and deserves some slack from EVERYONE here.
>
> Hey, shut up. I don't need any help. You're lucky I'm not kicking YOUR
> ass.

You see Nenslo, I WANT YOU to kick my ass, its always been a fantasy of mine
to be attacked by a nut I met on the internet, gawd damn, better go to the
bathroom




Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 08:00:17 GMT

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"Rev Chain Smerker" wrote:

>
>"nenslo" wrote in message
>news:42241801.14674018@yahoox.com...
>> Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
>>>
>>> He is a genius who occasionaly has some minor issues with a few here, but
>>> he
>>> is an artistic genius and deserves some slack from EVERYONE here.
>>
>> Hey, shut up. I don't need any help. You're lucky I'm not kicking YOUR
>> ass.
>
>You see Nenslo, I WANT YOU to kick my ass, its always been a fantasy of mine
>to be attacked by a nut I met on the internet, gawd damn, better go to the
>bathroom
>
>

Send him a few e-mails, insult his pie, offer to repair his carpet,
rotate his tyres, carpet his bicycle, and rotate his books.

That'll increase your odds!







Posted by:: Scott Burley
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 10:27:41 GMT

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On 01 Mar 2005, it was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in
torrents--except at occasional intervals, when König Prüße, GfbAEV said:

> Send him a few e-mails, insult his pie, offer to repair his carpet,
> rotate his tyres, carpet his bicycle, and rotate his books.
>
> That'll increase your odds!

HAW! YOU SPELLED TIRE WRONG! AND BICYCLE

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Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 11:20:03 GMT

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Scott Burley wrote:

>On 01 Mar 2005, it was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in
>torrents--except at occasional intervals, when König Prüße, GfbAEV said:
>
>> Send him a few e-mails, insult his pie, offer to repair his carpet,
>> rotate his tyres, carpet his bicycle, and rotate his books.
>>
>> That'll increase your odds!
>
>HAW! YOU SPELLED TIRE WRONG! AND BICYCLE

It's the British spelling! Nenslo rides an English bicycle! Side-saddle!
http://www.tyres-online.co.uk/




Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 1 Mar 2005 07:48:04 -0800

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Send him a few e-mails, insult his pie, offer to repair his carpet,
rotate his tyres, carpet his bicycle, and rotate his books.

That'll increase your odds!

Tell Nenslo you love him for his mind and his muffins.



Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Tue, 1 Mar 2005 11:53:45 -0700

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Dear Nenslo, I love you for your mind, what little of it there is left, and
your muffins. Mmmmmmm! Muffins!

A.P.




Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 09:23:22 -0500

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In article <42241801.14674018@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:

> Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
> >
> > He is a genius who occasionaly has some minor issues with a few here, but he
> > is an artistic genius and deserves some slack from EVERYONE here.
>
> Hey, shut up. I don't need any help. You're lucky I'm not kicking YOUR ass.


I was just thinking, man, poor Chain Smerker, he's really asking for
it, Nenslo's gonna go after him next.

--
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(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
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SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB


Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 14:26:48 GMT

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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:010320050923221818%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> In article <42241801.14674018@yahoox.com>, nenslo
> I was just thinking, man, poor Chain Smerker, he's really asking for
> it, Nenslo's gonna go after him next.

Too quote Prez sexy-ass "Bring em on" yeeehaaa




Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 1 Mar 2005 07:49:18 -0800

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Too quote Prez sexy-ass "Bring em on" yeeehaaa

As he makes sure his kids have thier draft deferments ready.



Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 11:30:40 -0800

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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
>
> I was just thinking, man, poor Chain Smerker, he's really asking for
> it, Nenslo's gonna go after him next.
>

With we god-men, the surest way to become a target is to start
worshipping us. Works with gods too.


Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 1 Mar 2005 07:46:52 -0800

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He is a genius who occasionaly has some minor issues with a few here,
but he
is an artistic genius and deserves some slack from EVERYONE here.

Nenslo and genius in the same sentence is like "Military Intelligence"
or "Compassionet Conservative"



Posted by:: "Rev. Glandgland"
Date: 1 Mar 2005 13:17:35 -0800

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shit i love nenslo! he EARNED his slack. period. you bitches.



Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 1 Mar 2005 13:54:29 -0800

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>>>>>>>>shit i love nenslo! he EARNED his slack. period. you
bitches. >>>>>>>>>

Well Subs here didn't say we did not LOVE him. But more like he earned
his bitches you SLACK!!
Five years into the new century and X-day hasn't happened with all this
HATE spreading. Something really might be going on with this Planet
Mud-ball!!



Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 1 Mar 2005 15:31:17 -0800

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Because we'll be subjected to another tedious round of SHUT UP.


And dumbass. Mustn't forget dumbass.



Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 23:26:39 -0800

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"frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote:
>
> Because we'll be subjected to another tedious round of SHUT UP.
>
> And dumbass. Mustn't forget dumbass.

Shut up, dumbass.


Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 2 Mar 2005 19:17:36 GMT

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nenslo wrote in news:42256AAE.7DB4A4AF@yahoox.com:

> "frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote:
>>
>> Because we'll be subjected to another tedious round of SHUT UP.
>>
>> And dumbass. Mustn't forget dumbass.
>
> Shut up, dumbass.
>

Didn't see THAT one coming....



Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 2 Mar 2005 13:04:27 -0800

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Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> nenslo wrote in
news:42256AAE.7DB4A4AF@yahoox.com:
>
> > "frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote:
> >>
> >> Because we'll be subjected to another tedious round of SHUT UP.
> >>
> >> And dumbass. Mustn't forget dumbass.
> >
> > Shut up, dumbass.
> >
>
> Didn't see THAT one coming....

EXACTLY.

The Great Slobs Knobbs



Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 2 Mar 2005 13:25:19 -0800

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oooh. And she made porno movies!



Posted by:: "Rev. 11D Meow!"
Date: 2 Mar 2005 18:44:05 -0800

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Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
> He is a genius who occasionaly has some minor issues with a few here,
but he
> is an artistic genius and deserves some slack from EVERYONE here.

FUCK NENSLO!