Posted by:: "iDRMRSR" Date: Mon, 7 Mar 2005 21:40:42 -0500
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For the last two weeks, every time I visit a news site or something, there's
been an ad for Kirstie Alley's new Showtime series. The closer to tonight's
premiere, the more frantic and frequent they have become. I don't even
subscribe to Showtime. But I wish I did now that it's upon us.
It's had its effect on me, thass fo' shizzle.
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Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV Date: Tue, 08 Mar 2005 02:54:57 GMT
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"iDRMRSR" wrote:
>For the last two weeks, every time I visit a news site or something, there's
>been an ad for Kirstie Alley's new Showtime series. The closer to tonight's
>premiere, the more frantic and frequent they have become. I don't even
>subscribe to Showtime. But I wish I did now that it's upon us.
>
>It's had its effect on me, thass fo' shizzle.
>
>[*]
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>
>
Go to the local tranny bar! They are prolly watching it,
and there are likely a bunch of guys dragging Kirstie!
Posted by:: "rev_cletus" Date: Tue, 08 Mar 2005 03:42:25 GMT
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; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
news:5u8Xd.345638$w62.121084@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
>
> Go to the local tranny bar! They are prolly watching it,
> and there are likely a bunch of guys dragging Kirstie!
Too bad nobody dragged that snarling wench face-down over a bed of hot
broken light bulbs, then off a nice jagged cliff somewhere her screeching
couldn't be heard...
--
rev_c
.sig trying to remember just *what* it was anyone ever saw in that sneering
yutz...
Posted by:: Zapanaz Date: Mon, 07 Mar 2005 19:43:25 -0800
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On Mon, 7 Mar 2005 21:40:42 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
wrote:
>For the last two weeks, every time I visit a news site or something, there's
>been an ad for Kirstie Alley's new Showtime series. The closer to tonight's
>premiere, the more frantic and frequent they have become. I don't even
>subscribe to Showtime. But I wish I did now that it's upon us.
>
>It's had its effect on me, thass fo' shizzle.
>
>[*]
>-----
>
I think it's time I come clean.
-I- am Kistrie Alley. Don't you see how it all adds up?
I guess I just wish we had met at last x-day.
I've just been posting under a false name, I don't want my usenet
habits to be tomorrow's National Enquirer.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
I've had this hammer 20 years.
I've replaced the handle three times and the head twice.
Posted by:: Zapanaz Date: Mon, 07 Mar 2005 20:02:16 -0800
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On Mon, 07 Mar 2005 19:43:25 -0800, Zapanaz
wrote:
>On Mon, 7 Mar 2005 21:40:42 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
> wrote:
>
>>For the last two weeks, every time I visit a news site or something, there's
>>been an ad for Kirstie Alley's new Showtime series. The closer to tonight's
>>premiere, the more frantic and frequent they have become. I don't even
>>subscribe to Showtime. But I wish I did now that it's upon us.
>>
>>It's had its effect on me, thass fo' shizzle.
>>
>>[*]
>>-----
>>
>
>I think it's time I come clean.
>
>-I- am Kistrie Alley. Don't you see how it all adds up?
>
>I guess I just wish we had met at last x-day.
>
>I've just been posting under a false name, I don't want my usenet
>habits to be tomorrow's National Enquirer.
You probably think I'm kidding. Years of playing the yuppified
superbitch, but all I ever really wanted to be was a SUBGENIUS
Ask Stang if you don't believe me, I think he was the only one who met
me in person. Boy was his mind blown!
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Donald Rumsfeld is becoming the new Baghdad Bob.
Posted by:: "iDRMRSR" Date: Mon, 7 Mar 2005 23:56:23 -0500
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>-I- am Kistrie Alley. Don't you see how it all adds up?
>
Damn, whatever horn I had just turned back into an acorn. No offense, Joe,
even though I haven't met you in person, I'm pretty sure you're not my type,
well, at least at horn level.
Unless...this is like the Matrix...and EVERYBODY is Kirstie Alley but me!
Uh-oh, there comes horn...
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Posted by:: Zapanaz Date: Mon, 07 Mar 2005 21:29:35 -0800
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On Mon, 7 Mar 2005 23:56:23 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
wrote:
>>-I- am Kistrie Alley. Don't you see how it all adds up?
>>
>
>Damn, whatever horn I had just turned back into an acorn. No offense, Joe,
>even though I haven't met you in person, I'm pretty sure you're not my type,
>well, at least at horn level.
>
>Unless...this is like the Matrix...and EVERYBODY is Kirstie Alley but me!
>
>Uh-oh, there comes horn...
>
>[*]
>-----
>
you're so easy to please.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
ANARCHY IS GOVERNING THROUGH A PARLIAMENT
AND AN EXECUTIVE AUTHORITY
- Baghdad graffito
Posted by:: Eddie Vroom Date: Tue, 08 Mar 2005 05:56:41 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote:
> On Mon, 07 Mar 2005 19:43:25 -0800, Zapanaz
> wrote:
>
>
>>On Mon, 7 Mar 2005 21:40:42 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>For the last two weeks, every time I visit a news site or something, there's
>>>been an ad for Kirstie Alley's new Showtime series. The closer to tonight's
>>>premiere, the more frantic and frequent they have become. I don't even
>>>subscribe to Showtime. But I wish I did now that it's upon us.
>>>
>>>It's had its effect on me, thass fo' shizzle.
>>>
>>>[*]
>>>-----
>>>
>>
>>I think it's time I come clean.
>>
>>-I- am Kistrie Alley. Don't you see how it all adds up?
>>
>>I guess I just wish we had met at last x-day.
>>
>>I've just been posting under a false name, I don't want my usenet
>>habits to be tomorrow's National Enquirer.
>
>
> You probably think I'm kidding. Years of playing the yuppified
> superbitch, but all I ever really wanted to be was a SUBGENIUS
>
> Ask Stang if you don't believe me, I think he was the only one who met
> me in person. Boy was his mind blown!
So where do they keep the "ceremonial" pack of menthols in case LRH
shows up? It might come in handy if I run out next time I'm down near
Big Blue.
--
How's this for a punchline: I wasn't joking, motherfucker!
the Mystical RevvedErrand Doktor Eddie Vroom
Certified God by the holy authority of
the White Lotus Fortune Cookie Company
June 23, 2004
Posted by:: "Paul E. Jamison" Date: Mon, 7 Mar 2005 22:14:23 -0600
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"Zapanaz" wrote in message
news:0p7q21t3ortd611upeqcrtff8ujque3gmp@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 7 Mar 2005 21:40:42 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
> wrote:
>
> >For the last two weeks, every time I visit a news site or something,
there's
> >been an ad for Kirstie Alley's new Showtime series. The closer to
tonight's
> >premiere, the more frantic and frequent they have become. I don't even
> >subscribe to Showtime. But I wish I did now that it's upon us.
> >
> >It's had its effect on me, thass fo' shizzle.
> >
> >[*]
> >-----
> >
>
> I think it's time I come clean.
>
> -I- am Kistrie Alley. Don't you see how it all adds up?
>
> I guess I just wish we had met at last x-day.
>
> I've just been posting under a false name, I don't want my usenet
> habits to be tomorrow's National Enquirer.
>
No, *I'm* Kirstie Alley - and so's my wife!
Paul
Posted by:: Zapanaz Date: Mon, 07 Mar 2005 21:29:21 -0800
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On Mon, 7 Mar 2005 22:14:23 -0600, "Paul E. Jamison"
wrote:
>"Zapanaz" wrote in message
>news:0p7q21t3ortd611upeqcrtff8ujque3gmp@4ax.com...
>> On Mon, 7 Mar 2005 21:40:42 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
>> wrote:
>>
>> >For the last two weeks, every time I visit a news site or something,
>there's
>> >been an ad for Kirstie Alley's new Showtime series. The closer to
>tonight's
>> >premiere, the more frantic and frequent they have become. I don't even
>> >subscribe to Showtime. But I wish I did now that it's upon us.
>> >
>> >It's had its effect on me, thass fo' shizzle.
>> >
>> >[*]
>> >-----
>> >
>>
>> I think it's time I come clean.
>>
>> -I- am Kistrie Alley. Don't you see how it all adds up?
>>
>> I guess I just wish we had met at last x-day.
>>
>> I've just been posting under a false name, I don't want my usenet
>> habits to be tomorrow's National Enquirer.
>>
>No, *I'm* Kirstie Alley - and so's my wife!
>
>Paul
>
but Kirstie Alley is Spartacus. It's all so damned confusing.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
ANARCHY IS GOVERNING THROUGH A PARLIAMENT
AND AN EXECUTIVE AUTHORITY
- Baghdad graffito
Posted by:: "Paul Casino" Date: 7 Mar 2005 21:19:25 -0800
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>I think it's time I come clean.
Me too. (big sigh)
I'm...I'm Charles Nelson Riley.
There. THERE, YOU FUCKS. HAPPY NOW?
Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 8 Mar 2005 14:17:40 GMT
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"Paul Casino" wrote in
news:1110259165.301287.145930@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
>>I think it's time I come clean.
>
> Me too. (big sigh)
>
> I'm...I'm Charles Nelson Riley.
>
> There. THERE, YOU FUCKS. HAPPY NOW?
>
>
You think YOU'VE got problems? I'm really PAUL LYNDE! Damn havng to fight
to be the "Center Square"...
--
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Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
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"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Posted by:: nikolai kingsley Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 01:24:48 +1100
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> I think it's time I come clean.
> -I- am Kistrie Alley. Don't you see how it all adds up?
--
"Pleasure me, you Vulcan wench!"
- Admiral James Mason, "Star Trek XII: Mandingo Sector"