Lord of the Rings: the Musical

Posted by:: Modemac
Date: Sun, 20 Mar 2005 11:48:32 GMT

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Whiny Tolkien geeks beware! The precious books are about to be raped
and violated once again!

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050315/wl_canada_nm/canada_arts_rings_col_3

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Posted by:: washer of kegs
Date: Sun, 20 Mar 2005 17:24:27 +0100

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Modemac wrote:

> Whiny Tolkien geeks beware! The precious books are about to be raped
> and violated once again!
>
>
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050315/wl_canada_nm/canada_arts_rings_col_3
>
> --
> First Online Church of "Bob"
> http://www.modemac.com/

yet another production:

Based (loosely) on the characters created by J.R.r. tolkien.


Posted by:: Pope Phil
Date: Sun, 20 Mar 2005 17:34:01 +0000 (UTC)

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I look forward to the poignant due, as Frodo and Sam sing their little hearts out as they wait to
die in the lava streams from the eruption of Mount Doom

Modemac wrote:
> Whiny Tolkien geeks beware! The precious books are about to be raped
> and violated once again!
>
> http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050315/wl_canada_nm/canada_arts_rings_col_3
>
> --
> First Online Church of "Bob"
> http://www.modemac.com/


Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 20 Mar 2005 11:27:52 -0800

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< hearts out as they wait to
die in the lava streams from the eruption of Mount Doom >>

I look forward to the X-Rated version to come out.

The all girl scene with Galderel, Arwin, and Aeowin will be hot!



Posted by:: "just john"
Date: 20 Mar 2005 12:42:57 -0800

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But the original Lord of the Rings WAS a musical! Every time you turn
around, somebody's singing something.

And it's not as if the songs were all that good -- the stuff in "Bored
of the Rings" is more memorable.

That's one of the many things the recent movies got right -- they
ditched the constant singing and poetizing.