My own problem

Posted by:: "ArWeGod"
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 12:03:45 GMT

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You know, I have my own problems.

Life is "going on" around me and my car, my house, my job, my
girlfriend's job, etc.

So just give me money or something!

--
ArWeQuagmired




Posted by:: "Quirk"
Date: 1 Mar 2005 04:08:09 -0800

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ArWeGod wrote:

> You know, I have my own problems.

It sounds better when you call them opportunities.

> Life is "going on" around me and my car, my house, my job, my
> girlfriend's job, etc.

In otherwords, making sure all the rent collectors are happy.

> So just give me money or something!

If you annoy Stang enough, he will offer to refund your $30, if that
will help.



Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 1 Mar 2005 06:01:57 -0800

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I had no idea Hallmark had 'anarchists' on the payroll. My oh my. The
more things change the more things stay the same.



WALKING AROUND WITH SHIT ON YOUR SHOES!



Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 09:43:40 -0500

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In article <1109678889.474349.326520@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
Quirk wrote:

> ArWeGod wrote:
>
> > You know, I have my own problems.
>
> It sounds better when you call them opportunities.
>
> > Life is "going on" around me and my car, my house, my job, my
> > girlfriend's job, etc.
>
> In otherwords, making sure all the rent collectors are happy.
>
> > So just give me money or something!
>
> If you annoy Stang enough, he will offer to refund your $30, if that
> will help.
>

Oh great, yet another little purple bump forms on my ass.

Anybody know of a spray or ointment for ass-obsessives?

--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB


Posted by:: "Quirk"
Date: 1 Mar 2005 07:25:37 -0800

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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:

> Oh great, yet another little purple bump forms on my ass.

> Anybody know of a spray or ointment for ass-obsessives?

Give this a try:

http://www.nycelegs.com

Anybody remember the old SCTV spoof comercial for spray-on socks?
Life imitates art as they say.



Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 16:39:36 GMT

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In article <010320050943404909%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>,
"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:

> Anybody know of a spray or ointment for ass-obsessives?

Yeah, but you'll have to reach way up into HERE and feel around for it.

--

HellPope Huey
I like to gouge wattled matrons with sporks

I do not have a psychiatrist
and I do not want one,
for the simple reason
that if he listened to me long enough,
he might become disturbed.
~ "Carpe Noctem, If You Can",
Credos and Curios

My father had a profound influence on me.
He was a lunatic.
~ Spike Milligan


Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 2 Mar 2005 19:52:45 GMT

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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in
news:010320050943404909%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com:

> In article <1109678889.474349.326520@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
> Quirk wrote:
>
>> ArWeGod wrote:
>>
>> > You know, I have my own problems.
>>
>> It sounds better when you call them opportunities.
>>
>> > Life is "going on" around me and my car, my house, my job, my
>> > girlfriend's job, etc.
>>
>> In otherwords, making sure all the rent collectors are happy.
>>
>> > So just give me money or something!
>>
>> If you annoy Stang enough, he will offer to refund your $30, if that
>> will help.
>>
>
> Oh great, yet another little purple bump forms on my ass.
>
> Anybody know of a spray or ointment for ass-obsessives?
>

Personally, I'd recommend a good oven cleaner. It's just about the only way
to get rid some something that tenacious. Just be sure to spray it on HIM,
not your ass.

--
12th Epochalyptic Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM

"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch

"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey


Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 09:39:22 -0500

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In article , ArWeGod
wrote:

> You know, I have my own problems.
>
> Life is "going on" around me and my car, my house, my job, my
> girlfriend's job, etc.
>
> So just give me money or something!

The short form is "Give Me Slack or Give Me Food Or Kill Me," and I
agree wholeheartedly!

--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB


Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 11:32:59 -0800

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ArWeGod wrote:
>
> You know, I have my own problems.
>
> Life is "going on" around me and my car, my house, my job, my
> girlfriend's job, etc.
>
> So just give me money or something!
>

Yeah, me too. I had to replace one crank and the crank spindle on my
bike, and I am down to one sheet of watercolor paper.


Posted by:: "ArWeGod"
Date: Fri, 04 Mar 2005 13:20:53 GMT

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"nenslo" wrote in message
news:4224C36B.905553B9@yahoox.com...
> ArWeGod wrote:
> >
> > You know, I have my own problems.
> >
> > Life is "going on" around me and my car, my house, my job, my
> > girlfriend's job, etc.
> >
> > So just give me money or something!
> >
>
> Yeah, me too. I had to replace one crank and the crank spindle on my
> bike, and I am down to one sheet of watercolor paper.
>

That's the most helpful thing anyone has said in this thread.

...I have a balloon. It's mylar so it still kinda floats, but it's got
Winnie The Pooh on it (with hearts) from St. Valentine's Day (no church
affiliation). The reverse has Eore (sp?). When I look at it I kinda
think of you...

--
ArWePithyOrPlucky




Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 4 Mar 2005 05:27:16 -0800

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ArWeQUEER more goddamn like it. Christ.



Posted by:: "ArWeGod"
Date: Sat, 05 Mar 2005 22:01:33 GMT

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wrote in message
news:1109942836.009754.234310@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>
> ...I have a balloon. It's mylar so it still kinda floats, but it's got
> Winnie The Pooh on it (with hearts) from St. Valentine's Day (no
church
> affiliation). The reverse has Eore (sp?). When I look at it I kinda
> think of you...
>
> > ArWeQUEER more goddamn like it. Christ.
> >

What I meant was: it looks like a jackass, it's full of hot air, and if
you look at the other way it's just pooh.

Ba-dum-dum!

--
ArWeSetUp