Nabed me a pink chick from work!

Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 27 Mar 2005 11:12:23 -0800

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AND I'D DO IT AGAIN, SO FUCK YOU!

Yes, she's very pink, she's fiscally responsible, yet has an obvious
drinking problem, AND seems fairly interested in ME. I wake up this
morning, she made the biggest breakfast ever! Waffles, even! So...if
YOU PEOPLE FUCK THIS UP FOR ME, I will hunt you down and kill the lot
of you!

"I gotta go...I got a...thing."
-Chevy Chase, owner of the single fucking worthwhile joke in
Cadyshack 2.

Posted by:: "just john"
Date: 27 Mar 2005 11:35:32 -0800

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How can I fuck it up if I don't even know what the verb "nabe" means?

Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 27 Mar 2005 11:51:08 -0800

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Son of a bitch, I skipped a "b" in that word. Should be "nabbed". I'm
looking at her CD collection right now...jesus, this is gonna be a
tougher sale than I thought, I think I see "crazytown" in there... I
better go, she's in the other room...

SNIPPET OF CONVERSATION THAT TOOK PLACE WHILE TYPING THE ABOVE

HER: What'cha doin'?
PAUL: Badmouthing your CD collection to an internet newsgroup.
HER: You're so funny!
(beat)
PAUL: ...barrel of laughs, kiddo.

Posted by:: "just john"
Date: 27 Mar 2005 11:53:19 -0800

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Well, at least you got a barrel to bend her over.

Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 27 Mar 2005 11:55:01 -0800

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She was IN the barrel at one point!

Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 19:46:42 GMT

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"Paul Casino" wrote:

>AND I'D DO IT AGAIN, SO FUCK YOU!
>
>Yes, she's very pink, she's fiscally responsible, yet has an obvious
>drinking problem, AND seems fairly interested in ME. I wake up this
>morning, she made the biggest breakfast ever! Waffles, even! So...if
>YOU PEOPLE FUCK THIS UP FOR ME, I will hunt you down and kill the lot
>of you!
>
>"I gotta go...I got a...thing."
> -Chevy Chase, owner of the single fucking worthwhile joke in
>Cadyshack 2.
>

Cordis Heard, John Heard's sister and a local girl, friend of a friend,
was IN Caddyshack! Go figure!
Date of birth (location) 27 July 1944 Washington DC, USA
# The Longest Journey (1999) (VG) .... Innkeeper/Reporter
... aka Lengste reisen, Den (Norway: dubbed version)
# Heavy (1995) .... Nurse
# Fearless (1993) .... Flight Attendant
# The Distinguished Gentleman (1992) .... Voting Wife
# Hero (1992) .... Nurse Roberts
... aka Accidental Hero
# Rock 'n' Roll High School Forever (1990) .... Ms. Limberger
# "Till We Meet Again" (1989) (mini) TV Series
... aka Judith Krantz's 'Till We Meet Again' (USA: complete title)
# Cast the First Stone (1989) (TV) .... Parent
... aka Cast the First Stone: The Diane Martin Story
# Runaway Dreams (1989) .... Karen Simmons
# The Rosary Murders (1987) .... Sister Magdala
# C.H.U.D. (1984) .... Officer Sanderson
# The Royal Romance of Charles and Diana (1982) (TV) .... Gwendolyn Carrington
# I'm Dancing as Fast as I Can (1982) .... Fran
# Bill (1981) (TV) .... Arlene
# Caddyshack (1980) .... Wally

Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 13:20:46 -0700

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Paul Casino wrote:
>
> AND I'D DO IT AGAIN, SO FUCK YOU!
>
> Yes, she's very pink...

It's just like eating Peeps. Enjoy.

Have another. Enjoy. Have another. Enjoy.
Have another. Enjoy. Have another. Enjoy.
Have another. Enjoy. Have another. Enjoy.
Have another. Enjoy. Have another. Enjoy.
Have another. Enjoy. Have another. Enjoy.
Have another. Enjoy. Have another. Enjoy.
Have another. Less enjoy...

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Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 27 Mar 2005 12:44:12 -0800

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It's all pink inside, motherfuckers.

Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 27 Mar 2005 13:37:41 -0800

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The BoTSG says it it imoral to spread your precious Yeti seed with
Humans

This can only lead to NO GOOD!

Next thing you know, it will be illegal to have sex with my kitchen
appliances!

It agains the laws of "Bob"!

Posted by:: Artemia Salina
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 19:55:28 -0500

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On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 11:12:23 -0800, Paul Casino wrote:

> So...if
> YOU PEOPLE FUCK THIS UP FOR ME, I will hunt you down and kill the lot
> of you!

I don't believe you. Prove it; what's her email address?

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