Nekkid White Trash
Posted by:: "Guero"
Date: Sun, 6 Mar 2005 00:12:46 GMT
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I made the mistake of watching the Fred Durst sex video. I do take
responsibility for my own morbid curiosity, but it's true that this never
would have happened if Durst hadn't sicc'd his dirty skirts on the blogger
who had already removed the links well before the cease and desist letters
had been issued. But, Durst and Lawyers having behaved oddly, The Smoking
Gun having behaved gossiply, said curiosity got the better of me; a Google
search led to still-active links to the wretched viddie.
I may not be an expert on penises, but Durst's is small and ugly, which
should come as no surprise, I s'pose. His girlfriend wasn't much easier to
look at either, unfortunately. Cute butt, but that's about it. Some people
are simply meant to remain clothed at all times. Mr. Durst is one such
person. The sight of that hairy pot belly and pencil dick have traumatized
me deeply, deeply.
I have taken two showers since the viewing, but still feel unclean. I am
considering professional brainwashing, it would be nice to have this memory
removed from my brain. Too bad Spock is merely fictional.
Posted by:: Brett
Date: Sat, 5 Mar 2005 20:25:52 -0500
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In article , guero@guero.que says...
> I made the mistake of watching the Fred Durst sex video. I do take
> responsibility for my own morbid curiosity, but it's true that this never
> would have happened if Durst hadn't sicc'd his dirty skirts on the blogger
> who had already removed the links well before the cease and desist letters
> had been issued. But, Durst and Lawyers having behaved oddly, The Smoking
> Gun having behaved gossiply, said curiosity got the better of me; a Google
> search led to still-active links to the wretched viddie.
>
> I may not be an expert on penises, but Durst's is small and ugly, which
> should come as no surprise, I s'pose. His girlfriend wasn't much easier to
> look at either, unfortunately. Cute butt, but that's about it. Some people
> are simply meant to remain clothed at all times. Mr. Durst is one such
> person. The sight of that hairy pot belly and pencil dick have traumatized
> me deeply, deeply.
>
> I have taken two showers since the viewing, but still feel unclean. I am
> considering professional brainwashing, it would be nice to have this memory
> removed from my brain. Too bad Spock is merely fictional.
It's important to have fat, ugly people in this world so that the rest
of us can look at them and feel better about ourselves.
"I may not be the most handsome man on the planet," you can say to
yourself, "but at least I'm not that guy."
So the next time you drop your pants in front of some girl and she
points at your dick and starts laughing her ass off, just think back to
that Durst video and you'll soon feel better.
(You can get back at the girl a little later by telling her that it
smells like a mouse died inside her vagina. They hate comments like
that.)
Posted by:: "ENESSA QUA ONNICA"
Date: 5 Mar 2005 22:08:01 -0800
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I live in an area that's 80% white trash
and 20% rednecks.
Posted by:: Brett
Date: Sun, 6 Mar 2005 01:26:31 -0500
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In article <1110089281.750436.122790@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
tadapope@aol.com says...
> I live in an area that's 80% white trash
> and 20% rednecks.
In other words, 100% white trash. Which obviously includes you.
Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Sat, 05 Mar 2005 22:39:59 -0800
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Guero wrote:
>
> I made the mistake of watching the Fred Durst sex video. I do take
> responsibility for my own morbid curiosity, but it's true that this never
> would have happened if Durst hadn't sicc'd his dirty skirts on the blogger
> who had already removed the links well before the cease and desist letters
> had been issued. But, Durst and Lawyers having behaved oddly, The Smoking
> Gun having behaved gossiply, said curiosity got the better of me; a Google
> search led to still-active links to the wretched viddie.
>
> I may not be an expert on penises, but Durst's is small and ugly, which
> should come as no surprise, I s'pose. His girlfriend wasn't much easier to
> look at either, unfortunately. Cute butt, but that's about it. Some people
> are simply meant to remain clothed at all times. Mr. Durst is one such
> person. The sight of that hairy pot belly and pencil dick have traumatized
> me deeply, deeply.
>
> I have taken two showers since the viewing, but still feel unclean. I am
> considering professional brainwashing, it would be nice to have this memory
> removed from my brain. Too bad Spock is merely fictional.
I am SO HAPPY to be able to say I have never heard of Fred Durst.
Posted by:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Sun, 06 Mar 2005 08:51:50 -0700
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nenslo wrote:
> Guero wrote:
>
>>I made the mistake of watching the Fred Durst sex video. I do take
>>responsibility for my own morbid curiosity, but it's true that this never
>>would have happened if Durst hadn't sicc'd his dirty skirts on the blogger
>>who had already removed the links well before the cease and desist letters
>>had been issued. But, Durst and Lawyers having behaved oddly, The Smoking
>>Gun having behaved gossiply, said curiosity got the better of me; a Google
>>search led to still-active links to the wretched viddie.
>>
>>I may not be an expert on penises, but Durst's is small and ugly, which
>>should come as no surprise, I s'pose. His girlfriend wasn't much easier to
>>look at either, unfortunately. Cute butt, but that's about it. Some people
>>are simply meant to remain clothed at all times. Mr. Durst is one such
>>person. The sight of that hairy pot belly and pencil dick have traumatized
>>me deeply, deeply.
>>
>>I have taken two showers since the viewing, but still feel unclean. I am
>>considering professional brainwashing, it would be nice to have this memory
>>removed from my brain. Too bad Spock is merely fictional.
>
>
> I am SO HAPPY to be able to say I have never heard of Fred Durst.
You suffer from Low Celebrity IQ. Ask your doctor about Celebron.
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Pramer's law:
The longer the thread, the greater the likelihood of Godwin's law being
brandished by someone who is unfamiliar with Godwin's law.
Posted by:: humanoid
Date: Sun, 06 Mar 2005 19:48:02 GMT
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On Sat, 05 Mar 2005 22:39:59 -0800, nenslo wrote:
> Guero wrote:
>>
>
> I am SO HAPPY to be able to say I have never heard of Fred Durst.
Durst is a musician, in the same sense that Carrot Top is a social
satirist. He released one solitary song that showed any amount
of creative ability, and it was a cover of George Michael's 'You Gotta
Have Faith'. His musical talent was dragged out behind the barn and shot
immediately after he was 'discovered'. Marylin Manson and Kid Rock
followed the same glorious path to MTV riches.
Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Sun, 06 Mar 2005 14:45:46 -0800
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humanoid wrote:
>
> On Sat, 05 Mar 2005 22:39:59 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>
> > Guero wrote:
> >>
>
> >
> > I am SO HAPPY to be able to say I have never heard of Fred Durst.
>
> Durst is a musician,
I wasn't asking, and I didn't read past the first line of your post.
SORRY. DON'T CARE.
Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 6 Mar 2005 14:56:07 -0800
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Lord, I envy you.
Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 6 Mar 2005 14:56:40 -0800
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Lord, I envy you.
Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Sun, 06 Mar 2005 22:47:48 -0800
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Paul Casino wrote:
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> Lord, I envy you.
Oh, ya doesn't has to call me Lord.
Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 6 Mar 2005 22:56:38 -0800
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>Oh, ya doesn't has to call me Lord.
*RIMSHOT!*