Nensletic All-Purpose Dumbass-Bait REALLY REALLY WORKS!
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 09:13:02 -0500
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Just lean back and watch this miracle bait go to work for you. YOU
WON'T HAVE TO LIFT A FINGER, yet the dumbasses come swarming.
Nonspecific lure works on every type of dumbass.
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Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 00:20:44 +1000
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> Just lean back and watch this miracle bait go to work for you. YOU
> WON'T HAVE TO LIFT A FINGER, yet the dumbasses come swarming.
> Nonspecific lure works on every type of dumbass.
>
SEE Just TOO Honest FUK
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John Cook
The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide
Posted by:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 29 Mar 2005 06:34:43 -0800
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> Just lean back and watch this miracle bait go to work for you. YOU
> WON'T HAVE TO LIFT A FINGER, yet the dumbasses come swarming.
> Nonspecific lure works on every type of dumbass.
I likes to watch 'em squirm when they get stuck in the goo.
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 18:32:24 GMT
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In article <1112106882.983766.165910@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
"frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote:
> Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> > Just lean back and watch this miracle bait go to work for you. YOU
> > WON'T HAVE TO LIFT A FINGER, yet the dumbasses come swarming.
> > Nonspecific lure works on every type of dumbass.
>
> > I likes to watch 'em squirm when they get stuck in the goo.
I think you've just succinctly described a primary Church pillar, both
internal and external. Its also a world-wide constant, but as we are
superior hypocrites of convenience and do as we wilt, we put one FUCK of
a new spin on it. Squirm, Pink, SQUIRM!
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"POPE HUEY IN 2020,
'cause if its gonna get UGLY,
it might as well be FUNNY!"
There are men to whom the satisfaction
of throwing down a triumphant fallacy
is as great as that which attends
the discovery of a new truth.
- T. H. Huxley
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Posted by:: purple
Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 12:09:01 -0500
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On 3/29/05 9:13 AM, in article 290320050913021845%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com,
"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
> Just lean back and watch this miracle bait go to work for you. YOU
> WON'T HAVE TO LIFT A FINGER, yet the dumbasses come swarming.
> Nonspecific lure works on every type of dumbass.
I don't THINK so... Dug (sic, as in buried).
The Great Bob Dobbs
Posted by:: Artemia Salina
Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 14:15:59 -0500
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On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 09:13:02 -0500, Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> Just lean back and watch this miracle bait go to work for you. YOU
> WON'T HAVE TO LIFT A FINGER, yet the dumbasses come swarming.
> Nonspecific lure works on every type of dumbass.
Now with 50 percent more confusing blinking lights!!!
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Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 29 Mar 2005 15:16:26 -0800
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<
WON'T HAVE TO LIFT A FINGER, yet the dumbasses come swarming.
Nonspecific lure works on every type of dumbass. >>
I want the dumbass repellent. I am pretty much surrounded by them cay &
night.
Posted by:: wcb
Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 20:00:03 -0600
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> Just lean back and watch this miracle bait go to work for you. YOU
> WON'T HAVE TO LIFT A FINGER, yet the dumbasses come swarming.
> Nonspecific lure works on every type of dumbass.
>
"No. I came back to see if you had a brass dumbass."
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When I shake my killfile, I can hear them buzzing!
Cheerful Charlie
Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 23:14:25 -0800
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
> Just lean back and watch this miracle bait go to work for you. YOU
> WON'T HAVE TO LIFT A FINGER, yet the dumbasses come swarming.
> Nonspecific lure works on every type of dumbass.
It's almost too easy. I even tell them exactly what I am doing and it
still works. It just makes them tell me that it is they who are baiting me.